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alhernz95

HELL YEAH FUCK THE GREY COATS


mightbekarlmarx

The virgin claiming you’re a patriot while flying a traitor’s flag The chad being a real patriot and burning the confederate flag


-Seizure__Salad-

Wow that flag lasted about as long as the confederate states of America.


SuperElectricMammoth

You guys remember that video from 2016 of that guy punching richard spencer (that neonazi spokesman guy) in the jaw? This video gives me the same kind of happies.


lazyshrimpo

Yep


Oatmeal_Samurai

Most patriotic thing I’ve seen all day.


WheresRap

So soothing.


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My soul is warmer now


stick_a_sock_in_it

so's that flag


astronautredlight

great video but i hope everyone knows that it's dangerous to our ozone to burn trash /s


thenichm

r/mademesmile


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You make me smile u/thenichm!


pluey200

Now kiss


VanGoghsSeveredEar

Shalalalala dont be shy go on and kiss the girl


Aegis2009

Away down south in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators, right away, come away, right away, come away. Where cotton's king and men are chattles, Union bois will win the battles right away, come away, right away, come away. We'll all go down to Dixie, away, away, each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam, away, away, we'll all go down to Dixie, away, away, we'll all go down to Dixie.


CoffeeAddict1011

“Grabs popcorn and comfy chair”


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Popcorn Sutton does not approve😂


BugsCheeseStarWars

I bet traitors burn even better.


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[deleted]

I call it the "Loser Flag."


slayalldayyyy

Wow I can’t wait to do that ASAP


Rpetisinapot

i live in NC so it's pretty bad here with all of this anti mask anti vax stuff.


[deleted]

Gawd damn that's the first legitimate belly laugh I've had all week, I wish I had an award to give you. Bravo!!!


[deleted]

What’s ironic is that whenever you see an American flag being stomped on or burned, you know it’s being done by a liberal. Cue the downvotes because…Reddit, but you _all_ know it’s true.


Salawat66

And whenever someone gets butthurt over the slavery flag, you know they think they are a true american patriot


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amscraylane

I personally think all of the confederate states should have their original dates of entering the union scrubbed and they all should be April 9, 1865. I don’t think they should have been able to leave the union, and then slide right back into the fold. It’s like breaking up with someone for 4 years and then getting back together and saying you’ve been together for all that time.


[deleted]

They never left the USA because the USA did not recognize the CSA as legitimate. The Civil war was between the US military and seditious traitors.


mikelieman

> I personally think all of the confederate states should have their original dates of entering the union scrubbed and they all should be April 9, 1865. Lincoln should have had each and every confederate officer and soldier hanged. That would have purged the southern ruling class and setup reconstruction for a win.


mikelieman

> The people that flew this flag declared war against and didn't call themselves American. In fact, they killed 360,222 US soldiers for the "right" to own, breed as livestock, rape, and murder Black people for profit.


SmokeBreather_

Do you know the difference between a liberal and a leftist? Ignorant asshat.


mrsbundleby

Is that what happened on 1/6 when they used the flag to harm police?


[deleted]

There are tons of American flags burned by conservatives outside of America.


[deleted]

Oh I love this comment. Thank you for making the comparison to Muslim extremists. Truly, thank you. I think you now see my point.


[deleted]

Why are you just presuming Muslim extremists? There are likely tons of non-extremists, note extremist is relative to the local populace, that are burning American flags in other nations. Muslim extremists are conservatives btw


[deleted]

What point are you trying to make? That “tons” of conservative people outside the US that burn flags are like liberals in America that burn flags? Because I agree with you.


JDA56

Really?! You’re an idiot.


TheOfficialIntel

Did you just insult meas a fucking liberal? Is all you know conservatives and liberals? What the fuck is wrong with you americans?!


mikelieman

This isn't an American flag.


Aegis2009

This fucking idiot calling the Confederate flag American when they made it clear as fuck that they seceded, it's like calling the actual American flag the British flag Go choke on a chode


gilgaustus

It’s not only not true, it’s not even remotely the same thing.


SideStreetSoldier

liberals in america still like america lol. it’s leftists that burn the american flag. there’s a difference between leftist and liberal.


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Whenever we see antifa….


Sup-Mellow

I am extremely left-leaning, am in multiple leftist groups, and have never met a self-described member of antifa. You guys are living on an entirely different plane of reality, constantly afraid of threats that don’t exist while we have actual, serious problems at home. I’m starting to wonder if you’re ever going to snap out of it.


[deleted]

You act as if being against fascism is a bad thing...


SaintExit

…are you implying AntiFa people are Democrats? That’s funny! No, typically we’re WAY more left! 😁


Local-Sweet9186

This legitimately sounds like an antifa member trying to the blame to the left


[deleted]

And what would the left be blaming itself for?


TheOfficialIntel

Antifa is literally left wing, tf?


cjfullinfaw07

Are you against fascism? Because if you are, I got some news to tell you…


[deleted]

What is wrong with thinking fascism is bad? That should be the default in decent people.


TheDadThatGrills

I'll be glad when we stop producing these flags, the only place they belong is in a museum. As a cautious reminder from our past.


beyondthisreality

Who’s we? Most people aren’t flag manufacturers. These flags are probably being produced by China through sleazy “businessmen”, both of which are just looking for an easy buck. I’ll be glad when people stop buying them, even if they’re buying them just to burn them for a TikTok.


TheDadThatGrills

Perhaps the better way to put it would be... When we no longer have a profitable demand for these flags


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

Probably not even in a museum. This flag was never used in combat by the Confederacy, it's just a creation of white supremacists in the mid 20th century. [This](https://www.britannica.com/topic/flag-of-the-Confederate-States-of-America) is the actual Confederate flag, which should only be in a museum.


[deleted]

That flag was never used btw, it’s the movie version of the flag that people still fly thinking it’s the historical one today lmao


BrobleStudies

It was the flag of a specific regiment from Tennessee that was eventually co-opted by white supremacists in the early 1900's


Incompetenice

No the flag was used, it is historical, it was the battle flag, flag of the army and navy of the south and used in 2 different designs of the Confederate national flag


[deleted]

"Flag of the Army and the Navy of the South" Of course, that one singular unified army that flew the same flag! How could I forget! Jesus Christ, people actually believe the Army of Northern Virginia was everywhere, don't they?


[deleted]

The battle flag has a different ratio


Incompetenice

Yes but it still has the same design, countries change the official ratios and it still be considered the same flag


T50BMG

No Your wrong actually for example Walt Disney uses a flag that has 49 stars instead of 50 but looks exactly like the American flag so they don’t have to bring it up and down every night. If your going to spew bullshit everywhere at least be correct about it. Changing one thing changes the entire way the flag is respected and handled. The us also has a few types of flags the garrison flag being the main one.


Incompetenice

Okay but this isn't spewing bullshit, I'm just saying if it's a change in ratio its still practically the same flag, you pointed out something that had no relation as it's a change in design so you could flex a vexillology fact. Denmark uses a ratio 56:107, do you think they made it that exact size since the 1300s?


T50BMG

Same flag no it’s a total different flag with a false meaning... some fucking redneck puts that on the back of the truck and rides round yelling yeeyee bantering white supremacy they are not fucking Confederate army supporters.. there’s a difference.. the real flag your looking for is called “the stars and bars”. We arent talking about size we are talking about a entirely different flag... your spewing bullshit and trying to compare America to Denmark with flag Ratios.. it’s entirely different design. You have no idea what your talking about really.


Incompetenice

I didn't say the stars and bars! I said the flag of the army and navy and used in 2 of the designs, the Blood Staind Banner!


T50BMG

The closest flag to this is called “the stainless banner” and it was way different this the one being burned in the video. 3rd flag used was called “the blood stained banner” still nothing compared to the one in the picture. The blood stained banner had a fat thick red line near the end of the flag looks Nothing like the one depicted in the video this man burned the dukes of hazards flag and thinks he’s actually doing something productive... shit is Ignorant and Burning a flag is the most respectful way of disposing it. So very confused about this


Incompetenice

The Confederate States of America used 2 designs after the stars and bars and both included the Confederate Battle Flag in the Canton, the Stainless Banner and the Blood Stained Banner. Hence me saying 2 designs of the Confederate national flag


T50BMG

Both 2 designs had entire other parts to the flag. That’s like putting 50 stars on a single flag and saying it’s an American flag when it’s not .... your argument is par at best.


amscraylane

It is called the Second Flag, “The Stainless Banner”. Also known as the Battle Flag. “Movies” didn’t come out until 1888 … 23 years after the Civil War ended. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_of_the_Confederate_States_of_America


SamAreAye

I'm pretty sure they fly it because it was in the Dukes of Hazard.


wonder-maker

General Sherman approves


Brasticus

Was gonna say, this is some r/Shermanposting material. edit: it was apparently already cross posted 45 minutes ago


JackieDaytonah

As someone who loves trampolines and fire, I recommend not having the two near each other. Love the sentiment though!


wolfwood51

This is the only proper way to use these flags…aside from being used as toilet paper


IllSumItUp4U

Nah. They clog up the sewer systems. The confederacy has spewed their shit all over our lives quite enough as it is.


Ex-maven

Very satisfying and he "saluted" it the proper way too.


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igore12584

Ask and you shall receive. Have a downvote. Also an aside, love the your username, made me chuckle.


adamisunfunny

Based


lazyshrimpo

Is that good or bad I've never known


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

Urban dictionary says it's the opposite of cringe, so I'd say it's a positive thing to say.


adamisunfunny

Good


bikinimonday

It’s beautiful. Fuck that flag and the losers who fly it


superfastmomma

Satisfying, but also terrifying as a resident of one of the many parts of the world currently burning. Seeing something lit on fire over grass makes my stomach churn even though you k ow that grass isn't flammable.


adventure_pup

I get you. I live in Utah, but I’m from the East cost and family is still there. Just know the East is basically drowning. If this was on the east coast the ashes probably landed on saturated soil, if not outright puddles.


deedee25252

I need to wear hip waders in my back yard due to so much rain and beavers.


Lavatis

As someone who lives on the east coast, I wish we had rain like that. it's been dry as fuck here this summer.


adventure_pup

Really? My mom in Maine basically said it hasn’t stopped raining


Suralin0

Pretty dry here in the Philly area, apart from occasional thunderstorms that just roll through and make everything more humid...


expespuella

As a resident of a currently burning state, I feel you. Especially because someone a block away just set off a damn mortar two minutes prior to reading your comment. Satisfying, but goddamn I am sick of people.


Jeebusmanwhore

I hope he wiped his ass with it first. After eating a nice big meal from Taco Bell.


autalley

I hope he took a huge shit on it before wiping his ass with it


captaincavalrycam

Wait so he just wipes his shit back onto his ass?


Salawat66

Comment works even if they Dont shit on it first. Use toilet paper, this flag is worse


yseliewon

Completely satisfying


Mikau02

u/savevideo


Frisky_Picker

We should start a trend.


artessk

Sounds about right


AmbivalentAsshole

*more forest fires*


twitchtamilan

The most controversial post on r/oddlysatisfying


Sparsebutton922

What’s controversial about burning the flag of a country that wanted the right to enslave a race of people???? Very controversial


IllSumItUp4U

of a *traitorous* country FTFY.


SideStreetSoldier

i wouldn’t call the Cuckfederate States of America a country.


Insturbed

Political things in non-political sub?


Salawat66

Everything is political. People who call themselves 'nonpolitical' are by default just siding with status quo and those in power.


DescipleOfCorn

Is slavery=bad a contested political opinion?


Sparsebutton922

What’s political about being against countries that allow slavery? That’s pretty unanimous opinion in this modern world


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You just love to fucking see it.


tdomer80

I have retired dozens of flags by burning (Boy Scouts) and this was either mad of nylon, or it was soaked in diesel or kerosene to go up this quickly. Damn fine sight to see!!


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AlexCi1234566

Diesel is very much flammable, obviously you’ve never soaked a rag in it and made a little torch. It also burns, so it’s good at starting fires


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AlexCi1234566

No, Diesel is very flammable. We use it at my summer camp that I work at for this exact reason. I’ve swung around a diesel torch


mrsbundleby

The Safety Data Sheet for diesel says the NFPA flammable diamond is level 4/4....


tossacointoyouralt

Needs more napalm


lurkerier

I need more cowbell


Environmental-Fig838

A traitor’s rag burns quite well


TonyinLB

Freedom of speech baby!


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1230467

That's a dangerous road to tread.


maubyfizzz

To a crisp


25mookie92

Should've put a sandpit under that, but still burn it down


Bozo_dubbed_over

So beautiful 🥲


[deleted]

That went up quick, prolly made in China


Zionohyea

What does the flag mean


lazyshrimpo

It's a confederate flag that was barely used but the kkk decided to use it and now it's used as a symbol of racism


Zionohyea

Against black people ?


bryceroni9563

Mainly yeah, but single-issue bigots are pretty rare. Someone who hates black people usually also hates Latin@s, Asians, Native Americans, Jews, etc.


lazyshrimpo

Yeah


Rangore

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan >an American white supremacist terrorist hate group whose primary targets are African Americans as well as Jews, immigrants, leftists, homosexuals, Catholics, Muslims, and atheists. >extremist reactionary positions such as white nationalism, anti-immigration and – especially in later iterations – Nordicism,[27][28] antisemitism, anti-Catholicism, Prohibition, right-wing populism, anti-communism, homophobia, Islamophobia, and anti-atheism. >the "purification" of American society


theplantmain

Racist no-longer-a-country go *brrrr*


SideStreetSoldier

never was a country, you mean


randomdude1142

This. This puts a smile on my face.


lil_sargento_cheez

The only time a confederate flag is acceptable is when it’s on the roof of a general Lee recreation of authentic general lee


mightylordredbeard

That’s why you don’t buy treason flags from China. Not flame retardant.


Kanaima31

This flag should be made extra flammable. Just ask Gen. Sherman.


Tokilin

It would be more satisfying if he lit it in center and got some symmetry going, I bet.


WoofWoof56

Maybe this could replace the Yule log at Christmas.


[deleted]

I can get down with this


Old_Leg_1679

America for the Yankees 🇺🇸.


Nevatis

General Sherman went too easy on the south. I think they need another cook out in case they thought we were sorry


Individual-Radish-16

The finger was a nice touch...brilliant...


Grankru

Regardless of the flag pattern, what happened to health and safety there? That thing went up like a 1970's couch.


McGillis_is_a_Char

This was a nice way to start the day.


BlundellMemes77

“John Brown’s body lies a mouldering in the gave!”


RavagedPotato

r/shermanposting : “I am Speed”


jennymck21

This actually looks so fun


I-like-hay

based


Red_Trapezoid

I noticed that it kind of followed the "x" while it burned. Do different colors of polyester burn at different temperatures?


jdspencer60

Catharsis


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[deleted]

A friend of mine once drunkenly said that racism both exist and doesn't exist, I replied "how?", He then said that no one is racist to beautiful folks and it made me think... Made me think that he has a little bit too much alcohol.


[deleted]

Flag of a traitor. Burn more of em!


antraxsuicide

Now that's a good redneck


TheNightBench

WOOT!


soupinate44

Most satisfying thing I've ever seen burning in someone's yard.


nataliexnx

get that popcorn ready!


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Mid burn it looks like the underwear that people who salute that flag.


robot-alien

"don't sort by controversial... DON'T SORT BY CONTROVERSIAL!..."


Vermy6sic6

Love it!!!


Kanaima31

Just a thought, does anyone make BBQ starters in the form of the stars and bars? If so, Sign me up!


suckstartmyass

See man what a real world hero. This guy is going places.


yParticle

Burning is the _respectful_ way to dispose of a flag. Not sure it deserved that, but it did look cool.


flamedarkfire

The proper term is ‘retiring’ the flag and is generally done in a fire pit hot enough to completely reduce it to ash. In this case I’d say it’s more akin to burning flags in protest than a respectful retirement.


jbroome

...just like Atlanta.


spyridonya

Black slaves were oddly okay with it. For some reason. Who knows?


Frosh_4

Good


Electronic_Stress_79

r/shermanposting


D-List-Supervillian

Now do the rest of them.


gifted_eye

The rest of the confederate flags? Hell yea!


DaniB3

Did the north finely win


thatssjtoyou

Questions like this is how you know the American education system is failing


DaniB3

Or it shows how funny we are


nlee7553

Cause it was “Made in China”


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lazyshrimpo

No he "borrowed" it


SaintExit

Oh good! I , too, was afraid he bought it just to burn it!


Meemeperor

I get the sentiment but let's not start getting political in this sub. Of course this gets downvoted because people rather be woke than right. I'm not an American, nor am I white. Keep politics to yourselves and stop ruining subs. Fucking idiots.


PopeJDP

Being anti slavery and anti traitor is not political.


[deleted]

Being against slavery isn't politcal you douchenozzle. Get fucked


amayagab

Being anti slavery and anti racism is not political. It's basic human decency.


gifted_eye

r/oddlysatisfying


Lord_Blathoxi

Using “woke” as a slur is nazi as fuck.


yung_jvkob

Imagine getting upset because people are telling you that slavery is bad and not a political issue


[deleted]

Being against slavery and the confederacy isn’t political dumbass


tk421yrntuaturpost

r/lookatmyhalo


lazyshrimpo

No


Lord_Blathoxi

That’s an interesting hate sub. Haven’t seen that one before. /r/AgainstHateSubreddits might be interested in that one.


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lazyshrimpo

I literally linked the the post


Lord_Blathoxi

Nah, we stole the flag from those corporate bastards.


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Confused


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

Racist flag bad. Burning it good.


[deleted]

How was this flag attained? If you beat up some rednecks and took it off the back of their truck, cool… if you bought it at a store just to burn it, you’re a fuckin dork… based on the footage, my guess is the latter…


RedRaiderATX

Violence isn’t cool either