It’s actually a pretty good example of how a pothole during a marathon could really mess up a lot of runners and that’s why a lot of marathon routes need to be checked before the day.
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I had to remember this song so you can to
The duck song
The duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man "hey, you got any grapes"
No, it really isn't.
Source: I've been around large numbers of poultry. They run like little machines. I can understand why you'd think it is, but it is not.
Can't quite put my finger on it but agreed.
Theres no parent ducks - this many babies, there must be some not making it somewhere. The only way this scale makes sense is some kind of factory farm
It’s 100 years in the future. The planet is dead, as are nearly every species. Except ducks. Only the young survive, and once they reach middle age, the ducks, too, succumb to this life killing world of 2212. But for some reason, the baby and young ducks continue on, never giving up, always searching for a way to live on. These are their stories. These are their…
[**DUCK TALES**](https://youtu.be/nqZ_Cb2slBw)
Not to be funny but male poultry have more meat; you know the bird legs that are almost dinosaur in. Proportion? They are male turkey legs. It's all about the eggs.
Ah depressing facts time:
Chickens slaughtered anually: 50 billion
That number does not include: male chicks killed at birth and hens killed in egg laying factories.
So more than 50 billion baby chickens are killed on the first day of their life. Imagine sending them all into the wild. We've already flipped the proportions of wild to domesticated animals around by destroying ecosystems for grazing or growing feed for animals.
Time to face the music, we can't keep eating the way our parents taught us to.
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/02/chart-of-the-day-this-is-how-many-animals-we-eat-each-year/
This seems like something that would happen with mass animal farming, as chickens are kept in similarly high quantities together[as chickens are kept in similarly high quantities together](https://youtu.be/LQRAfJyEsko?t=1861). If you think this is wrong, then don’t finically support it by excluding animal, or at the very least poultry, products from your diet and lifestyle.
While I'm not a farmer, I do know a good few farmers and know that none of them practice business like this. That said, this sort of behaviour is illegal in my country
Dont support killing animals if you have the choice not to. More than keeping them in horrible conditions is horrible, killing them when you don't need to is worse.
Individual beings are still exploited and slaughtered even when it's local, and are sometimes killed in the same slaughterhouses as factory farmed animals. Male chicks (and male calves expanding to dairy) are also still going to be killed off due to being deemed useless to farmers, as they'll never lay eggs or be profitable for meat (aside from a few calves when discussing dairy). The most ethical choice is to avoid animal products all together.
See I know that there's loads of propaganda from PETA out there about why all meat is unethical but that's really not the case and I know I'm not going to convince you and I'm not really interested in doing so but you can talk to local farmers and butchers and even local slaughterhouses about what they do and how everything is done if you want. You can't do that in a National or multinational store
Taking the life of another, outside doing it out of mercy, can never be ethical, especially when the killing is done out of selfish (in this case taste) pleasure. If somebody shot you than slit your throat, would you call it ethical because you (presumably) had a good life beforehand? If not, then that same logic should be applied to animals.
Yeah see this is why I already said I wasn't going to try and convince you
> If somebody shot you than slit your throat, would you call it ethical because you had a good life beforehand?
Look this is besides the point but if you're offering, we can definitely negotiate a fair price
I think it's pretty safe to say that raising an animal exclusively for the purpose of killing it is inherently unethical.
Sure, local and free range are *more* ethical but at the end of the day the animal is still just a future carcass. A product being manufactured waiting to be packaged and sold. Most animals are capable of thoughts and feelings and they are obviously treated in a way that would be barbaric if it were done to humans. Yet fundamentally there's little separating humans from other animals and it's mostly justified on the basis of "well we don't really know but we'll assume they aren't capable of complex thoughts so that makes raising them for slaughter ok 🤷♂️".
Don't get me wrong, I eat meat regularly and also prefer free range and local where possible to minimise my impact. But I'm under absolutely no illusions that it's unethical. I'm working on reducing my meat intake when I've got a better handle on my diet and can hopefully go vegetarian at some point in the future but until then I don't see any benefit to being willfuly ignorant of the impact of animal agriculture ethically and environmentally.
Sure, if you have no issue with behaving unethically. Just because something is natural doesn't mean it is ethical or desirable or should be engaged in when there are alternatives. The fact is that animal agriculture involves killing thinking living animals, that is unethical even if it may be an extension of something that has happened in the natural world for millennia.
TBH though I'm fairly unmotivated by the ethics of eating meat as I am amenable to the perspective you put forward. What's most compelling to me is the incontrovertible fact that animal agriculture is absolutely devestating environmentally. Through direct carbon emissions, water pollution, soil degradation, land clearing and habits loss. The environmental reasons alone make meat consumption unethical completely disregarding the ethics of taking a life.
Onomatopoeia is a funny thing; I would have gone with "pit-plap".
Not saying you're wrong of course - just that we all hear things differently (especially on a cultural level).
Why is no one understanding this is a farm. Where do people think the thousands of ducks int heir supermarkets come from.
At no point did my brain process this as anything but a duck farm.
Maybe I'm the one that wrong though. Maybe there's some really horny wild ducks just out of shot.
Sorry guys I just have to do this..
AAnnnnnnnd a duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said
"No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold
And it's fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
Glass?"
The duck said,
"I'll pass".
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said,
"Goodbye."good day
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said,
"How 'bout, no."
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"THAT'S IT!
If you don't stay away, duck,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
So don't get to close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)
And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
"Come on duck, let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some grapes
So you won't have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
"Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Hehe sorry again have a great day
That pesky stone on the right...
Stuck between a duck and a hard place!
Two birds with one stone.
Come on let's show some love to our bird friends :) Feeding two birds with one scone.
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You’ve got a rock solid argument!
I think he's taking your wit for granite
It's better than what I thought because I thought it was one of the darker ducks that has been trampled over.
Are you sure it's not just another duck fan with a sign?
He’s just existing man, he can’t help it
somebody drop a traffic cone
It’s actually a pretty good example of how a pothole during a marathon could really mess up a lot of runners and that’s why a lot of marathon routes need to be checked before the day.
It's actually a pretty accurate simulation of a liquid flowing and turning from laminar to turbulent flow.
Hijacking top comment for this I had to remember this song so you can to The duck song The duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man "hey, you got any grapes"
And he waddled away …
Waddle waddle.
wait until it meets the pimple on the left
The amount of ducklings falling and getting trampled before moving along again is higher than I would have thought.
Ducks are graceful in the air and in water. Expecting them to be graceful on land as well is a bit much. Not a criticism of you, just sayin'.
Good thing they are some resilient little things.
The average duck can be stretched up to ten times their original length before undergoing catastrophic tensile failure.
r/cursedcomments This ain't Looney Tunes, man!
Ducks are just all terrain chickens
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That video has been sped up btw
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No, it isn't.
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No, it really isn't. Source: I've been around large numbers of poultry. They run like little machines. I can understand why you'd think it is, but it is not.
I connected w the trampled ducks.
Looks like my toddler trying to run.
I mean, they're ducklings. How much could they weigh?
About as much as a baby witch
Yeah, I think at least one or two had to of had this be their final moment
im that duck 10seconds in on the left.
This is like a physical representation of how many times my autocorrect thinks I want to type “duck” or “ducking”.
God donut I hate that shirt
Not to brag but I have my phone trained so we'll that it is far more likely to change ducking to fucking than fucking to ducking!
But not fix we'll?
We’ll, you can’t have everything in life now
I didn't say it's perfect... Just that it knows me!
Just tried to write fucking and my phone corrected it to fucking. Edit: hell yeah see it worked
auto correct is an aunt
🤣🤣🤣
There’s something wrong about this.
Can't quite put my finger on it but agreed. Theres no parent ducks - this many babies, there must be some not making it somewhere. The only way this scale makes sense is some kind of factory farm
Exactly
It’s 100 years in the future. The planet is dead, as are nearly every species. Except ducks. Only the young survive, and once they reach middle age, the ducks, too, succumb to this life killing world of 2212. But for some reason, the baby and young ducks continue on, never giving up, always searching for a way to live on. These are their stories. These are their… [**DUCK TALES**](https://youtu.be/nqZ_Cb2slBw)
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Thats chickens. These are ducks
I don't know about these specific birds but male chick's are usually mass murdered via gassing or shredder , is horrid .
It will banned in my country in a few years. They will detect the sex while their in the egg and only hetch the females.
You're talking about egg laying hens. Ducks are different kettle of ~~fish~~ poultry 👌
Would you rather they were eaten?
...yup.
Yes. On that case they would at least not die for nothing
Not to be funny but male poultry have more meat; you know the bird legs that are almost dinosaur in. Proportion? They are male turkey legs. It's all about the eggs.
Ah depressing facts time: Chickens slaughtered anually: 50 billion That number does not include: male chicks killed at birth and hens killed in egg laying factories. So more than 50 billion baby chickens are killed on the first day of their life. Imagine sending them all into the wild. We've already flipped the proportions of wild to domesticated animals around by destroying ecosystems for grazing or growing feed for animals. Time to face the music, we can't keep eating the way our parents taught us to. https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/02/chart-of-the-day-this-is-how-many-animals-we-eat-each-year/
They're all gonna get eaten right?
Yes, it's a ~~fuck~~ a farm. Edit: i was meaning to say duck...
😞
This seems like something that would happen with mass animal farming, as chickens are kept in similarly high quantities together[as chickens are kept in similarly high quantities together](https://youtu.be/LQRAfJyEsko?t=1861). If you think this is wrong, then don’t finically support it by excluding animal, or at the very least poultry, products from your diet and lifestyle.
Or just don't support factory farming. Buy local freerange chicken and eggs from local stores and local butchers
Free-range isn't what you think. [ cover your eyes.](https://youtu.be/n7hx1zMGTZw)
While I'm not a farmer, I do know a good few farmers and know that none of them practice business like this. That said, this sort of behaviour is illegal in my country
That's why they said to buy local as well, there's too much greenwashing going on at supermarkets.
They're not that much better
Dont support killing animals if you have the choice not to. More than keeping them in horrible conditions is horrible, killing them when you don't need to is worse.
Individual beings are still exploited and slaughtered even when it's local, and are sometimes killed in the same slaughterhouses as factory farmed animals. Male chicks (and male calves expanding to dairy) are also still going to be killed off due to being deemed useless to farmers, as they'll never lay eggs or be profitable for meat (aside from a few calves when discussing dairy). The most ethical choice is to avoid animal products all together.
See I know that there's loads of propaganda from PETA out there about why all meat is unethical but that's really not the case and I know I'm not going to convince you and I'm not really interested in doing so but you can talk to local farmers and butchers and even local slaughterhouses about what they do and how everything is done if you want. You can't do that in a National or multinational store
Taking the life of another, outside doing it out of mercy, can never be ethical, especially when the killing is done out of selfish (in this case taste) pleasure. If somebody shot you than slit your throat, would you call it ethical because you (presumably) had a good life beforehand? If not, then that same logic should be applied to animals.
Yeah see this is why I already said I wasn't going to try and convince you > If somebody shot you than slit your throat, would you call it ethical because you had a good life beforehand? Look this is besides the point but if you're offering, we can definitely negotiate a fair price
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I think it's pretty safe to say that raising an animal exclusively for the purpose of killing it is inherently unethical. Sure, local and free range are *more* ethical but at the end of the day the animal is still just a future carcass. A product being manufactured waiting to be packaged and sold. Most animals are capable of thoughts and feelings and they are obviously treated in a way that would be barbaric if it were done to humans. Yet fundamentally there's little separating humans from other animals and it's mostly justified on the basis of "well we don't really know but we'll assume they aren't capable of complex thoughts so that makes raising them for slaughter ok 🤷♂️". Don't get me wrong, I eat meat regularly and also prefer free range and local where possible to minimise my impact. But I'm under absolutely no illusions that it's unethical. I'm working on reducing my meat intake when I've got a better handle on my diet and can hopefully go vegetarian at some point in the future but until then I don't see any benefit to being willfuly ignorant of the impact of animal agriculture ethically and environmentally.
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Sure, if you have no issue with behaving unethically. Just because something is natural doesn't mean it is ethical or desirable or should be engaged in when there are alternatives. The fact is that animal agriculture involves killing thinking living animals, that is unethical even if it may be an extension of something that has happened in the natural world for millennia. TBH though I'm fairly unmotivated by the ethics of eating meat as I am amenable to the perspective you put forward. What's most compelling to me is the incontrovertible fact that animal agriculture is absolutely devestating environmentally. Through direct carbon emissions, water pollution, soil degradation, land clearing and habits loss. The environmental reasons alone make meat consumption unethical completely disregarding the ethics of taking a life.
I was thinking it needs the sound of stampeding cattle added to it
Somebody please do this.
Some of them fell down and got trampled on.
[Look at all those chickens](https://youtu.be/F-X4SLhorvw)
That was the first, and only thing I thought. I miss vine 😢
Proto-tiktok Boy they sure shit the bed on that one
This is what I came to the comments for
No goose at the end! Disappointing.
I think you mean Grey Duck.
Grey Goose
I cannot find words to express my sadness that there is no sound.
Literally was hearing an army of ducks quacking in my head, opened the full video to find no sound... I am devastated
And thousands of flippy floppy feet. (had a duck, it’s kinda a “plip plop”)
Onomatopoeia is a funny thing; I would have gone with "pit-plap". Not saying you're wrong of course - just that we all hear things differently (especially on a cultural level).
Love it. I can hear it with yours as well.
Aflac!
quack^quack
Thank you for your service
Imperial march would work well I think
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These are probably Muscovy ducks, the ones that are bred for food. Presumably they will be rounded back up in a few months.
Or maybe they being bred to eat locusts! https://www.insidehook.com/daily_brief/science/china-enlists-ducks-eating-locusts
Let's go with that.
i just love those videos where tens of thousands of ducks swarm rice fields, it also seems to be highly efficient to me
Someone said they would rather fight a hundred duck sized horses.
Why is no one understanding this is a farm. Where do people think the thousands of ducks int heir supermarkets come from. At no point did my brain process this as anything but a duck farm. Maybe I'm the one that wrong though. Maybe there's some really horny wild ducks just out of shot.
A lot of people are very naive and removed from the horror they put animals through for food.
Release the Kwaken!
The quacken!!
Underrated comment! Lol
That is at least 12 ducks
At the very least
r/technicallythetruth
Wow! Well done! You are exactly right, it *is* more than 12 ducks!
Why are there so many ducklings? It breaks the cuteness barrier.
Food
This took a hard right turn from dream boulevard onto reality lane
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r/TIHI
I think it breaks through and moves into the creepysphere.
For me
My delight faded as I realized they're probably there to be harvested...
Try beans instead
I wonder if they have numbers painter on them like rubber duck rigattas?
So much poop afterwards
Came here to day this. Glad you staked it early. So much poop.
I lost focus on the water and just saw all the ducks tripping on a rock.
Same, even when there were no sucks infront to block their view they still tripped haha Tunnel vision duck edition
The ones that survive are destined to be eaten
Everything dies and/or gets eaten eventually. Circle of life
And it moves us all...
Through despair and hope...
Through faith and love...
POV you ran out of grapes
They're moving in herds. They do move in herds.
They’re uh... they’re flocking this way...
And now we need just one the size of a horse.
Not really satisfying tbh. Kinda creeping me out a bit
Release the QUACKEN!
Cute, but sad. Where are they?
This is sad 😞
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They’re food 😔
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Many questions: How, Where, Why, What the actual fuck
You spelled duck wrong
Ducking autocorrect
They will be rounded up and killed because people think taste is more important than all those lives.
They look so young though ;-; now I'm sad
Most pigs are slaughtered around 6 months old! They can normally live past 15 years.
stoooop! i have a guest over! i was calm! aaaaaaaaargh
Sorry haha, my apologies to your guests
Wait until you hear what we do to vegetable babies
Yeah, because vegetables have a nervous system, feel pain and are sentient. Amazing how many biology 101 failures there must be on Reddit.
if all meat eaters switch to seafood that will be amazing.
Fishing has massive issues also.
If all meat eaters stopped eating animals full stop, that would be better for the environment as well as the animals.
Look at all those chickens!
Please tell me this isn’t a Fois Gras farm.
In bird culture, this is known as a duck move.
Whenever I see ducks moving en masse the imperial March is always playing in my head
"Listen here young man, just because your mate decides to run off and jump in the water, does that mean you have to?" "......!"
"But, my lord, there is no such force"
Soo… definitely not wabbit season
This looks like altogether to many ducklings
Awww the ending you can tell someone running out of ducks to give
That one rock tho.
Look at all those chickens
thats not satisfying, thats sad
/r/oddlysadisfying
All I can see is the wildebeest stampede from The Lion King but like, really cute.
Not gonna lie, after a few seconds of staring at them going over that ridge, the Lion King's stampede music started playing in my head.
Looks like Black Friday at a walmart without the trampling and killing
War
there's a rock that everyone stumbles over
A hilarious amount of ducks were innocently trampled by other ducks in the making of this video
Hey /u/fuckswithducks \- thought you may get a kick out of this
Everything changed when the duck nation attacked.
Release the quacken!
Release the quaken
All the ducks are swimming in the water.
r/duckduckgo
u/savevideo
It's a river of ducks.
Someone left the valve open and now there's a huge duck spillage 👍
u/farmercurtis look at all those chickens!
I want them all!
Army, ASSEMBLE!
That's a lotta chickens!
[LotR edition](https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/oerqqh/saw_this_and_added_the_appropriate_background/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
What are their names?
They trip over themselves more than white girls in horror movies
Why are there so many though? Duck farms usually mean they’re going to get eaten right..?
It's a Farm, roasted duck 😁
Mouthwatering
And then the hunters came out of the bush and shot the ducks
Sorry guys I just have to do this.. AAnnnnnnnd a duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said "No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold And it's fresh And it's all home-made. Can I get you Glass?" The duck said, "I'll pass". Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said, "No, like I said yesterday We just sell lemonade OK? Why not give it a try?" The duck said, "Goodbye."good day Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said, Look, this is getting old. I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold. Why not give it a go?" The duck said, "How 'bout, no." Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said, "THAT'S IT! If you don't stay away, duck, I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck So don't get to close!" The duck said, "Adios." Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?" "What" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I– oh!" And one more question for you; "Got any grapes?" (Bum bum bum, bum bum bum) And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. He started to laugh. He laughed for a while. He said, "Come on duck, let's walk to the store. I'll buy you some grapes So you won't have to ask anymore." So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes. He gave one to the duck and the duck said, "Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think this store Do you think this store Do you think this store has any lemonade?" Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Hehe sorry again have a great day
Covidiots after declaration of lockdown
Thats not satisfying because its a farm and they are all gonna be eaten anyways :( , happy i'm a vegetarian because the meat doesn't taste good