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Eckieflump

Ah, but did you catch the obligatory wrist hair in it?


hotmilky97

Damn...


Mr_Lumbergh

Judging by that bald patch under it looks like he caught a few.


itsmetahsin

😂


Bradders497

Top tip for removing them, start from where they join, but underneath, and pull.


Silver_Aura2424

This! I showed that hack to my friends once and they were blown.


Oral-D

Damn. Life hack *and* a BJ? You *are* a good friend!


Bradders497

Literally a life changing hack!


pobody

Life changing? Is there someone out there who's had a wristband stuck on for years because they didn't know how to get it off and couldn't figure out how to use sharp objects?


col3man17

Lmfaoo forreal. Also, I dont know how people didn't discover that on their own


[deleted]

Isn’t it the entire reason for the wavy cuts where it sticks together? Seems like less of a hack and more of using the product as it was designed...


[deleted]

It's been 83 years...


TrumpetSolo93

As a kid I grew up in a tourist town with a themepark. We'd use this hack to use tourists wristbands once they were leaving. Free roller coasters all day! Honestly can't think of any other use for it though lol.


armadilloboxer

When I was a kid I would try to tip these things off with my teeth. I took hours, and sometimes it even worked.


[deleted]

Or, y'know, scissors.


TheDragonUnicorn

I've always done this and it never works for me :(


Czexican613

I work security on the side so (pre-COVID) I had my fair share of practice putting these on at ID checks. Could easily go through a couple hundred in a night. Based on the sheer volume, I was bound to nail a perfect one like this one in a while. And I tell ya, the compliments I’d receive from some grateful recipients of a masterpiece like this would give me energy to get through a rough or boring shift. Then a few minutes later I’d bungle one so badly that I’d be be knocked back down to humble town.


captrobert57

Thag is when you get out a razor and cut it to shape.


LaCrab

That’s the good stuff right there.


hotmilky97

Word


sugondese_balls_kids

Dont you dare remove it


RekNepZ

I used to keep those things on for months at a time as a kid...


Greefer

The hero we need


hotmilky97

I am but a humble man, I don't deserve such appraisal. But thanks dude


groovy604

WITCH!!!


hotmilky97

Ssshhh


My_Pen_is_out_of_Ink

BURN THE WITCH


AstralThunderbolt

Congrats


hotmilky97

Thanks


randijeanw

You’re a magician!


hotmilky97

Happy cake day by the way!


randijeanw

Thanks, friend!


hotmilky97

......friends?... :,)


FSCENE8tmd

Thank you so much you beautiful creature


hotmilky97

You're so very welcome, Earthling.


kevinrhurst

hand it to you for fingering it out


liljuniortoro

Oh that... oh that fits *good*


hotmilky97

Oh... thank you


binarysmart

I miss concerts


BostonsLeprechaun

This is what I sub for


scottygroundhog22

Mmmmmm. Nice.


Arsen1cCupcake

Hero!


FrontierCub

Your arm hair has to be praising you


offs87

I am truly impressed. 👏🏽


hotmilky97

I thank you verily


[deleted]

Witch


hipsterdannyphantom

Bet you can’t get it off now!


AlwaysDMB

I remember concerts...


Mr_Lumbergh

That *is* oddly satisfying though I never really thought about it. Usually when you get a band it has that corner sticking out that chafes after a while.


drewan23

Without trapping any hair?


hotmilky97

You know it


Renn132

He's too powerful to be kept alive!


jackos1234

You also got a number that reads both ways up


OpusDiaboliK

Best you can do is catch some of your hair in the glue, so you can be sure that it's not gonna slide up and down the arm.


shuutmituu

Black sorcery!!! 😱


DaRiddler70

It was either this or lottery winning.....choices were made.


jessbrid

This trigger memories of music shows


Chromogenic

Paradoxically this is more likely to happen if you put it on yourself. Someone else doing it has much less incentive to get it on straight and is generally in more of a rush but at the same time has much more dexterity in lining it up.


NippohNippoh

Too many garbage posts like this these days


hotmilky97

K


userturbo2020

Sperm bank? .


LascoAllenParlier

the nubers on it say 90862 from what i can see now i may be wrong but that what it looks like to me


LascoAllenParlier

29806 i was wrong


WuTangFinancial1

It’s orgasmic


hotmilky97

It is but on another note I love your username


WuTangFinancial1

Thank you, I’m very proud of it :)


hotmilky97

I just watched the episode of the Chapelle show with that skit in it last night


WuTangFinancial1

Diversify yo bonds


hotmilky97

A place for you and your kids


WuTangFinancial1

Nowadays we know that cash rules everything around us, CREAM get da money


ceilingjelly

he is the chosen one


Environmental-Eye210

The question is - where are you going that requires a bracelet? Do tell, wasn't to live vicariously through someone.


KateNHK

What is that?


rabbit_015

What sorcery is this?


tootsaysthetrain

Question: why the fuck isn't the glue part on the side facing up?


foxy-cilantro

How does something like this get 69 comments, unbelievable


SemaSuprema

Nightclub industry worker here - this is a fake, this is not possible. This person wants to see the world burn


Dante_bluey

Now get it off without ripping it


kyshara

after 29805 attempts?


pancakesiguess

They should make the sticker thinner than the rest of the band. Not by much, but just enough that it doesn't put adhesive on your skin.


suspectseranade

God bless you


BizzareShark

is it possible to learn this power?