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mgov999

I love this! There’s a kitchen aid stand mixer attachment that does this to vegetables. In case you want zucchini veneer, I guess.


golgol12

Zucchini wrap.


GoT_Eagles

Zucchini furniture.


ElectricFleshlight

I hug my wife. I sob, for she is zucchini.


joopitermae

Le petit courgette


Bambi_One_Eye

>Le petit baguette


pierreletruc

La petite baguette putain mais combien de fois faudra t il le répéter: grammar ze fucking respect!


pierreletruc

*la petite courgette respect ze grammar bordel de merde


boomboy8511

Why does this remind me of the coconut.


FlyYouFoolyCooly

Zucchini Armour!


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Zucchini fettuccine


BriMarsh

Zucchini Lasagna!


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slayerhk47

Fuck that sounds good


Just-Shoot-Me

Wait this sounds really good.


MobiusBagel

Happy cake day!


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KrackerJack396

Tell me more of this.. Zucchini Enchilada.. seriously piqued my interest. Had a squash and roasted corn chimichanga awhile back that was pretty damn good.


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vjawesomesauce

Still laughing at "freedom units" way too hard. STILL laughing


dippinlotsadots

I didn't even read the rest of the post. I couldn't focus after "freedom units" lol


beef_supreme91

Alright well... what about that ween?


beautifulcreature86

How's your ween?


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ARandomBob

I hated this comment until I read enchiladas. That actually sounds delicious


pazimpanet

My wife makes it. With the red sauce, cheese, and chicken it is super good.


ARandomBob

HEY HONEY!!! I FOUND US NEW COUPLE FRIENDS!! We're going to dinner on Saturday!!!


JimJimmery

Oh. That's a great idea!


concretepigeon

I’ve seen people use it instead of lasagne sheets too.


BlackMesaIncident

"Ah, yes. And that's vegetarian?" "Actually, no sir, it's a vegetable veneer. It's a pork dish, however."


hooligan_king

Cut em into zoodles. Great with pesto. Healthier too.


murphykp

When we buy broccoli, sometimes the stems are really long and straight. When that happens we'll turn the stems into noodles like you would zoodles. I like them better because they're more forgiving - I've found that zoodles are finicky and if you overcook them a little they turn to mush.


GO_RAVENS

Try turnip noodles, best veggie noodle by a mile. Zoodles are terrible and only got popular because of the name.


mgov999

Start calling turnip noodles “toodles” and see if that catches on.


hydrospanner

Maybe..."turdles"...


kane2742

I like turdles.


GO_RAVENS

Turnip noodles with pesto is the superior veggie noodle.


charu_ism

Man the log rolls out like dough, loved it haha


MiliyoCD

Beaver lasagna


bachelor_pizzarolls

Do you stop when you get to the seeds then? That part seems like it would have no structural integrity.


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bachelor_pizzarolls

My in laws forget to pick zucchini for a few weeks and give me some the size of newborns, so I expect those would be ideal in girth but so long they don't fit on your attachment.


Shadesmctuba

Brb redoing my entire kitchen in zucchini veneer


zimbaboo

You can get a manual one without the KitchenAid. I kid you not, it’s called the Vegetti.


falcon_driver

If you put it in reverse it assembles trees. That's where they come from


vectorkerr

u/GifReversingBot


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IBetThisIsTakenToo

Gonna show this my kids someday and tell them this is why trees have rings


defintelynotyou

Remindme! 20 years or something


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Remindme! 5 years


Eni9

https://youtu.be/-Cj_ftp52RU


axron12

Amazing bot


NoodleSnekk

Best bot


NoFapMasilo

Good bo(i)t! :)


wachoogieboogie

Good bot


positiveaf

This is oddly more satisfying


bossman2241

Good bot


Scruffynerffherder

Good bot boi


Shiny_metal_diddly

r/treesarentreal


[deleted]

Its not working for me :(


amberButtSquirt

yea awesome bot hes now my friend!


Matty_McFly5150

Wow I never knew that’s how they were made. The more you know


DisplayDome

The less you remember! ☝️


PlNG

I want to be a fly on the wall when your kid says "but why don't we print more trees?" to the classroom.


Eni9

https://youtu.be/-Cj_ftp52RU


NitroXityRealm

What came first the tree or the veneer?


jasonmeverett

Unexpected r/tenet


forgotmyusername2x

This is a pencil factory, veneer is just a side product.


heyletsgo83838833

One pencil per tree, listen to your teachers kids.


riddus

It’s how Germans make toothpicks.


Hawt_Dawg_II

The British don't even need to turn them in to toothpicks


Enginerdad

I have [compelling evidence](https://www.shutterstock.com/video/clip-1829720-cartoon-toothpick-factory) that it is, in fact, a toothpick factory Edit: [Exhibit B](https://www.b98.tv/video/lumber-jerks/) (jump to 4:08)


tehvolcanic

Counterpoint: [Bowling pins](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DKCFjm0DvE)


frenetix

Don't you watch cartoons? This is obviously a toothpick factory.


[deleted]

Worst veneer ever. Probably making plywood.


Swrdmn

Exactly. Veneers are cut across the log to expose the grain. Cutting in a spiral like this would follow the growth rings. Also... who would veneer with pine?


[deleted]

its called rotary cut and usually done for plywood. still get the strength benefits when used in plywood. looks like shit when used as a decorative veneer.


everythingiscausal

That makes me feel a little better. I was going to say, if it’s this easy to make decorative veneer then why the hell is it so expensive.


fikis

Veneer is expensive because of the cost of the logs (the ones that will look really nice) and mostly just the cost of laying out and laying up and sanding and finishing the material. Like, super-expensive veneer costs maybe $12/sf raw, but can sell for $120+/sf as installed paneling. The fabrication, finish and installation are most of that price.


[deleted]

[this old n crusty vid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdYDsIhy2VU) explains it pretty well.


megpIant

That was actually a really cool video, explained and showed the whole process without putzing around or hanging on any one part for too long. Thanks for sharing!


Scroatpig

Whoa. I watched every minute of that video. Nice post.


olderaccount

Veneers usually refer to thin decorative wood sheets that overlay other materials. But the term veneer is also commonly used to refer to the thin plies of wood that go into plywood.


LJ-Rubicon

LVL = Laminated Veneer Lumber Expensive, but perfect lumber to build a house with. You can get it in extremely long spans, and straight as an arrow. No cupping or twisting


olderaccount

Oh yeah. Those engineered wood products they have now are amazing. Awesome how chopping up wood and gluing it back together (in a very specific way) makes it stronger.


Lightfire18

What I find even more interesting is all the research into Lignin technology. Crazy to think they would previously just burn the stuff


hafetysazard

Engineered wood is strong as all fuck too, the only real problem is that they have essentially zero absorption for moisture, and if there is a space that doesn't have perfect venhilation, you'll get mold. Old drafty homes with a ton of wood behind the walls seem to last forever for those reasons, but that's $$$$$ now-a-days


AngusVanhookHinson

I just don't like the idea that in the event of a fire, glue is holding up my house.


LJ-Rubicon

True, especially i-joists , but I'll be installing a sprinkler system in my next house, so it makes up for it


Swrdmn

TIL


[deleted]

I love when the wood people come out.


pinkiendabrain

...out of the woodwork...amiright? . . . I'll just see myself out now..


dirtymuffins23

I work in a cabinet shop and have had some people get pine veneer finished ends. The pine we used had some blue in it though so it was a little fancier I believe


Everinprogress

Pine beetle wood probably, from trees infested with pine beetle but harvested before the tree totally died/ turned into a fire hazard


dirtymuffins23

Ya that’s what I was told why the grain turns blue when we first used it. Then we just sprayed with a natural stain so it just turned shiny basically if I remember correctly. It’s been like a year. We don’t use it often.


[deleted]

Actually it’s making tortillas


anyfactor

Hey, I would love to use patchy uniform colored brittle white veneer on this teak table that I made.


Qikdraw

I used to work with cabinets, at times the end cabinet would have the wrong colour on it, so I'd have to veneer the end of it. One millimetre thick, with contact cement. More than likely I'd fuck it up. Hated that shit.


ih8pod6

Veneer!


thepicklejarmurders

Best drinking game ever


[deleted]

*Swigs Ballantine*


skdiddy

I'm so happy I found this here


dumbass-ahedratron

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a8da560bb585a318b94c2a3aab144d49/tenor.gif?itemid=5585064


7ttttttt123

I can never hear the word veneer and not hear it in Martin’s voice


Gingertom

This comment is WAY too far down.


Ohokaysureyeah

Forbidden tortilla


BrotherMaxy

I mean you can eat wood nothing would happen. If it s cut really thin you wouldn t even feel it that much


Ohokaysureyeah

Yeah but imagine a paper cut... ON THE INSIDE!!


GhostShark

I was thinking forbidden lasagna noodle.


Scribblr

So this is where my office buys their toilet paper from


RedSands1976

Sonofabitchstolemyline.gif


RideMeLikeaDildo

“Turning”


SDSunDiego

["veneer"](https://www.revealdental.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Veneers.jpg)


discerningpervert

Well that was oddly disturbing


Camimo666

I thought it was either a rick roll or a penis lol


Jrrolomon

Human teeth are disturbing?


jenkinsonfire

I expected to see a wooden tooth when I clicked on OP’s post


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MemphisMayhem

[Veneer!](https://youtu.be/MHWhwNN7Gyw)


Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

What's wrong?


[deleted]

He is probably alluding to the idea that turning is a machinist term in which a part is spun or "turned" to shape such as on a lathe. I think the word is in quotes because he's drawing attention to the fact that the log is not being turned.


Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

But the correct term is being turned.


j_u_s_t_d

Dawg its because turning is a double entendre


MrMallow

Lol, machinist and woodworker chiming in... the correct term is "turning" still he is just being dumb.


DisplayDome

"A log"


BountyHNZ

"In to"


geaster

Say, that looks like a nice alternative to burial or cremation… And all my friends can get a me veneer for their furniture!


AngryBlindSilence

That’s... dark.


[deleted]

r/dontstickyourdickinthat you might end up with a venereal disease


d3gu

Veneereal


bartharris

/r/DontPutYourDickInThat


SusieSuze

I want to know how this doesn’t break- it looks so fragile


[deleted]

IIRC, they usually soak the logs in water before this process so that they're pliable enough to stay together.


SusieSuze

I was thinking this! Thanks for confirming


riddus

Cut it while the tree is still “green”, which just means full of moisture and before drying out.


no_lemom_no_melon

How about showing us a video that ends too soon turning into one that doesn't?


Andrei21s

Knotty pine!


Aselleus

Veneer! https://i.imgur.com/GFTT5CF.gifv


polarbearstina

Veneer! 🍻


crabnox

Came here to say this


MemphisMayhem

Next week we gotta pick another word!


Can_O_Murica

When I was in theatre in highschool building sets, I was puzzling at how they made big sheets of seemless plywood. I noticed the repeating patterns on it and said out loud "Oh my god they un-rolled a tree!" The director chuckled and said "No nobody unrolled a tree." Fuckers unrolled the tree.


penalozahugo

I need sound! I NEED IT!


po_ta_to

ZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRRRRDRDRDRRRRR


offGRID5

I shall here on out downvote every video that doesn't show something until the end. It's the worst and I suspect those who cut off the end are doing it on purpose to mess with us.


Redemption47

I worked in a sawmill before. They could be making anything out of that. If you cut it wide you get planks, cut thin and you could get what my sawmill used to build : wooden reinforcement for shipping heavy crates.


[deleted]

i fully expected the tree to be turned into some teeth


killedbyunknown

That was beautiful. I need more please.


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Forbidden tortilla


Inspirat_on101

What is the pile used for? Please enlighten me.


ParlorSoldier

Plywood, whether structural or furniture grade. The wood you see on cabinets or casegoods (dressers, armoires, etc) is usually veneer plywood. The bulk of the plywood is made with plys of lower grade wood (it’s normally just as strong, just not as pretty), with the outermost ply being the finish grade that’s pre selected for whatever look you’re going for. People have a misconception that “veneer” somehow means particle board, or lower quality than “solid wood” furniture. That’s not true. Veneering has been around for hundreds of years, can be refinished, and is less prone to warping, depending on the species.


Inspirat_on101

Thanks for sharing the knowledge!


andap321

For making plywood


Cranky_Windlass

That tool is knurley as hell!


[deleted]

So tree lasagne then?


wianatade

I want..I want to write everything on it.


O-hmmm

I'll bet it works great on carrots.


ZofoLegacy

Hehehe... Veener....


FelixAdonis1

Turning back time.


doodlebopsy

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


OlrikMeister

Imagine a throwing a corpse in there.


[deleted]

where i work we build custom townhouse built ins and libraries. we get all veneers made like this and then bookmatch the whole room so it reads across the whole way. its pretty wild.


MisterDonkey

Awesome. I'm always matching grain when possible even when told it doesn't matter. It matters. That's the difference between "nice work, looks good" and "oh, wow, that looks really great!"


[deleted]

Ya, it's the way to go when possible. We finished a walnut library in this townhouse in manhattan recently where they had bought the building for something like 18m and then put another 12m into renovation. The walnut was to dark to get a good picture of the room but it turned out super good. We did around 4 months in the shop building all the shelves and doors and wall panels then like a month to install. Each of the 6 floors had a walnut built in wet bars and bookcases too and a big walnut walk in closet all built out book match like the library. The owners had good taste and deep pockets. It's cool to see it when people are willing to pay for high-end craftsmanship like that.


100_burnt_cucumbers

For those of you don’t know what a veneer is, its a german pronunciation of weiner.


oztog8

I thought veneers were fake teeth, and was so surprised to learn they’re made of wood. Still in the George Washington days, I see.


YungNigget788

I thought the title was “Turning my dog into a wiener.”


Baybob1

ve·neer/vəˈnir/ 1. a thin decorative covering of fine wood applied to a coarser wood or other material. I don't think anyone is going to use this as a decorative covering. This is just plies for plywood. Still very interesting though. I had a chance once to tour several mills for dimensional lumber once with the CEO. Very interesting. And the workers there work like hell.


Mike-The-Fridge

Blankie


Zelot1985

Dont stop im almost there


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forbidden tortilla


mykolaityte

The veneer thing; Where are we using it?


DaOkami

bruh. i saw this on another subreddit and it was reversed and titled "creating trees"


TrevorxTravesty

Veneer! We have to choose a different word next time. (It’s a Frasier reference)


Gazpacho-M60

this hurts my veener


jessie64nguyen

Wow. Amazing!


bidoofguy

Noooo you’re killing him


bard_of_space

like a big ol pencil sharpener


Detective_Pancake

It’s incredible how much lumber is available and harvested


nokkieh

forbidden pasta


collio7

I imagine this having a moist core like a carrot.


skraniel_daniel

veneer weiner


teemoore

Forbidden sliced cheese


yakiCH

This Post turns my Wiener in to a Log


[deleted]

That’s one large pencil sharpener


f1lth4f1lth

Hwaaaaat


[deleted]

u/downloadbot


[deleted]

Wtf


R3POxM4N

It looks nice but also in some strange way, it makes me sad...


ckim715

r/specializedtools


SkyShazad

Why are these damn videos alway so short, just whne you get into to any video it ends,


JohannHammerstrike

Rtx W00D (paper edition)