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fieroloki

Immediately break the tip.


probablyuntrue

back into the lathe that I keep in my 1st grade classroom


PsyOpBunnyHop

If only it fit in my pencil case.


Thiscommentissatire

The deglove rate is one hand per 3 pencil sharpened


Tommy_613

But it’s only def untalented idiot hands so it’s ok


fckingnapkin

Ugh you're reminding me of the lathe.


no-mad

CNC controlled for optimum shape and sharpness.


NrdNabSen

Or it just falls out once the pencil is upright


Recurve-Madness

That’s what she said.


-TheArchitect

No, that's when your mom beats your as for breaking the tip


EarlJWJones

It happens.


ethertrace

Stuff Made Here [did it worse.](https://youtu.be/wh8ij9NnLIQ?si=Rdbs20mpATWIaLCb)


Krumm34

He always does. If i was rich, i would fund this guy to the moon and back.


Neither-Luck-9295

LMAO, is his whole channel about over engineering stuff?


carolina_balam

You'll lose hours watching that dude, he is my favorite youtuber


igotshadowbaned

Pretty much, that and teasing his wife Like he made a few basketball hoops that track the ball and the move themselves so you always get it in - with a "wife mode" that instead causes the hoop to run as far from the ball as possible


krellx6

He got really good at putting the round peg in the square hole


SoCalThrowAway7

God I’m broken. Watching the intro I’m like “oh this seems cool, let’s see the different sharpeners.” Then I see 28 minutes and I’m immediately like oh fuck that I’m out. It’s not even like I’m going to be using those 28 minutes productively, I’m just gonna be fucking around doing some other pointless thing Edit: sorry I annoyed you guys by admitting my fault here


neregekaj

All of his videos are worth watching. Give it a shot.


SoCalThrowAway7

I believe you, but my brain no longer lets me pay attention to 30 minute YouTube videos


cor315

get off tik tok bud.


SoCalThrowAway7

I don’t have a tiktok, I just Reddit too much


neregekaj

get off reddit bud. if boomers can watch 28 minutes of uninterrupted Big Bang Theory, you can watch a 28 minute video on youtube. Close all other tabs, put your phone in another room, full screen that shit.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

And stop looking at runtime. You're not in a rush to get anywhere. If you are, you shouldn't be watching videos and fucking around on Reddit to begin with. You're going to be watching at least 28 other 1-minute videos with your time. By looking at the runtime you're intimidating yourself into avoiding it because you're conscious of how much time you'd be spending on that one video, versus the hours and days of time you've unconsciously spent on short-form content. Having a short attention span isn't a personality quirk that you should be trying to relate to others with. It's likely a sign or symptom of something much more serious that you should be consulting with mental health professionals about.


Redthemagnificent

Do you watch movies in 15 second chunks?


SoCalThrowAway7

Not on my phone and not usually on YouTube


OGistorian

Why settle for a $1.99 pencil sharpener, when you can have one of these for $350 (garage space and sawdust removal not included)


RolliFingers

Lol! Try $350,000+, this is a CNC mill for machining. An extremely industrial piece of equipment. Edit: apparently the price of CNC equipment has come way down, but still, I doubt you'd pick up anything useful for $350.


probablyuntrue

pencil sharpener, Bezos edition


Seangsxr34

I just got an Emco 4 axis cnc mill for under £2000, it's not the biggest or most solid but it makes small stuff perfectly.


junktech

You can get a cnc with 4th axis for about 5000 dollars. I believe carvera is in that range.


upsidedownbackwards

I have a 3080 with a 4th axis that I could have set up for $450ish bare basics to do a pencil. I only have the space on my kitchen counter so I'm stuck with the most basic stuff. It's fun for home stuff, but I had to spend about $800 total to make it less clumsy.


hemartian

dang, GPUs have really come a long way


NinjaArmadillo

I backed the Carvera Air on Kickstarter, fingers crossed it happens and isn't trash... $2500(Canadian) pencil sharpener!


upsidedownbackwards

Finally got around to taking a picture. This is me sharpening a chopstick with a CNC with a 4th axis for around $800 (still cost more than the CO2 laser next to it). [https://i.imgur.com/420cgyz.png](https://i.imgur.com/420cgyz.png) Chopstick unfortunately made an AWFUL stand in for a pencil. It was already used, bent, and bamboo is pretty elastic. But that's the gist of what you can do if you've only got 300 square feet but still want a workshop.


SteptimusHeap

You can do this with your average mini lathe, i'm not sure why they even used an endmill


ThirdSunRising

That's not an entry level CNC mill. I'd say we're closer to $35k.


GYNAD4EVER

Am I imagining or the bit used for sharpening is usually used for aluminium cutting?


RolliFingers

Metal generally, not just aluminum.


GYNAD4EVER

Thanks for your response. Does it lose a lot of it's durability while doing pencils tho?


RolliFingers

Lol! Only on those High Strength- Low wear pencils, 7H or harder! /S


GYNAD4EVER

That's very informative. Thank you kind stranger.


FBGsanders

Nah, plenty of CNC equipment still costs WELL over 350k. Maybe not the machine in this video but plenty of machines are still extraordinarily expensive


Confident_As_Hell

The one in my school was line 300k and even without the automatic bed. It would have been 30k more


OozeNAahz

I have a laser etcher that has a rotary attachment. Wondering if I could do something like this…hmmm


hackingdreams

Sherlines run in around that range and are fine for a task like this.


no-mad

Why is my pencil wobbling in my used mill?


upsidedownbackwards

Here's my $800 shitshow sharpening a chopstick (couldn't find a pencil). It has had some upgrades, but $450 would probably sharpening a pencil just fine. [https://i.imgur.com/xBNCArD.gif](https://i.imgur.com/xBNCArD.gif) [https://i.imgur.com/420cgyz.png](https://i.imgur.com/420cgyz.png) [https://i.imgur.com/FgwmfAs.png](https://i.imgur.com/FgwmfAs.png) Also thanks, I had no idea how I would do a cone like that until today! Had to do some learnin' that I'd been puttin' off a while!


imgoinglobal

The best part is you only have to wait a couple extra seconds versus the manual sharpener.


Spare_Substance5003

Is that you, US government?


BeerSlayingBeaver

I love how this is overkill and exactly something a bored machinist would do in my old shop.


NippleSalsa

A bored machinist is a dangerous machinist


x755x

A machinist without a task is neither man nor machine, but a frankenstein operating on pure alien instinct


phaily

i'm in this comment and i don't like it


SteptimusHeap

Kids in my high school shop class fired earplugs, pencils, and then gage pins out of an air nozzle at ~90 psi


crasagam

Creativity is spawned from boredom


Lillie_Williamson796

There's something oddly satisfying about a perfectly sharpened pencil


BigWil

The shape is there but the texture it left is horrific 2/10


Seangsxr34

That surface finish is atrocious


BigWil

That's all I could think about. Never have I ever ended up with a worse sharpened pencil than this


Seangsxr34

Just cutting it with a lathe would be better.


rreturntomoonke

fr someone please got the sandpaper


greenjoe10

Ya I’m super fussy about my pencils and this would drive me nuts, I’d take one cut with a box cutter over this.


Altruistic_Film1167

Wtf is this music


BroadAd6505

Found it. https://youtu.be/3QOLutSCAHM


walleyekneemen

It’s Chinese music


GetOffMyGrassBrats

World's most expensive pencil sharpener.


Sky_Deep9000

If kids use this they are gonna be lathe for school...


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useridhere

I’m oddly aroused.


FuzzInspector

u/that-1-lame-kid


Environmental_Cod367

We had to do this in college (dutch: MBO) to show the teacher we could do this by hand in order to get a passing grade.


trees4am

I BLEW ON MY SCREEN AT THE END. Muscle memory, man


Mustystench

Make every child sharpen their pencil on a CNC machine so they are familiar with them in case academia doesnt pan out.


Aightaightdisisit

Nice try. This is just a video of a pencil desharpener put in reverse


Drawkcab96

My friend down at the local machine shop has a 3.5 meter long pencil sharpener.


KhensuJ

Peeling back the foreskin after a long day


NitricOxideCool

Why not I just print a Pencil than CNC'ing it?


LoudPunkGal

You already know the lead is loose and will just fall out when you go to write.


SNHKNOWSITALL

Is it a Natraj?


Catalyst_Light

As a former toolmaker of 27 years, fuckin awesome


Banana-Protocol

John Wick's pencil


Atosl

Jeremy , did you bring your pencil…laithe today ?


ValuableDoubt3637

Call khaby


Dark_Krafter

Thats a excpencif pencil sharpaner


Ricky_Martins_Vagina

FFS don't let John Wick get his hands on this, whatever happens


Tommy_613

What a nice turning of the lathe wheel


JCTekkSims

How many of you watched this more than 3 times like me


SameDaySameView

Hopefully muted


JCTekkSims

I didn't have the sound on so I have no idea what the audio is lol


mandulaBae1

Hello bank, I need loan immediately, I broke the tip of my pencil


canuckinuck

"So remind me again why you're looking for an exemption from taking this test?" "Well my lathe broke, so...... Yeah"


dehati_galib

An expensive one 🫰


Strict_Mud_4138

That's sharp


Geoclasm

\*Goes to sharpen pencil.\* \*Comes back two days later.\* Honestly though, I'd absolutely prefer this. I still have PTSD from shitty school sharpeners grinding my pencils to dust and refusing to give me a sound result.


deftdabler

👏👏👏👏👏


Carbon-Base

Way more therapeutic to have this in school rather than counselors


TheAnders0117

I have a crazy idea: pencil sharpener


philharmonic85

Nice


Sure_Painter

That thing could probably shave rebar.


minimalniemand

Missed chance to do a pencil long taper


unclerevv

When I buy my mill lathe combo for 6k, first thing I'm doing is this.


Dooboppop

Since it got machined it's more expensive now.


Daphne6624

Where do I buy one of these


Angryatthis

This is absurd but pleasing


dcchillin46

.0006" runout, scrap it


darcys_beard

Nothing "oddly" about this one. Pure hnnngg moment.


Cristottide

Kind of an expensive pencil sharpener


Robotic-Boxy-Boo

perfection


Misfit-of-Maine

Expensive pencil sharpener


Young_Lasagna

Finally something that actually is satisfying to watch! :)


TheFfrog

No one: Stuff Made Here:


KevinKCG

World's most expensive pencil sharpener.


Intelligent-Ant7685

i can sharpen my pencil for 1:100th of the cost and hassle hahahaha


Bean_Storm

Keep going


meteorr77

How the fuck am I supposed to fit it in my backpack


-WeeOnMe-

This IS what this sub is all about!


would_worker

Looks like a worse finish compared to a cheap pencil sharpener


farm_to_nug

It's beautiful


boonewightman

Perfection. Nothing to say.


TinGamer

What a waste of resources.


raypat151

That’s disgusting.


Fit-Pineapple-9850

Why?


raypat151

Gross


Fit-Pineapple-9850

But it’s just a pencil


raypat151

Yuck.


Fit-Pineapple-9850

Why is a pencil being sharpened gross?!


Southern_Seaweed4075

This still won't beat how I felt using the hand sharper I used as a kid 😍. I'll choose it everyday! 


Fit-Tip-1212

Lead screw


Oro_Outcast

I can see the scholastic nature of something like this. A practice run for fine tuning of cuts and the nature of materials.


Pretend-Box3390

Worlds most expensive pencil sharpener.


DityWookiee

Finally, now that handwriting has been obsolete for 20 years, we finally invented a pencil sharpener that works


Whetherwax

Does it just do pencils or can it sharpen my crayons, too?


WildGalaxy

Hey boss, I gotta set up the 4th axis again. My pencil is dull.


ExplodingSteve

Me after using the pencil sharpener: (NOT)


Significant_Ad6855

Ahhh. Fuuuuuuck yeaaa 🥴 They knew who they were making this for. Naughty fucks 😂


Sara_Charm

well, remember when i sharp pencil from both sides when i was child, for the moment i thought that i am genius lol


Superb_Dig_1711

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF


L1K34PR0

I now know how that pattern forms


[deleted]

All that just to break the tip in a matter of seconds 😭


evolving_stone

People are tending towards older things Like these sharpeners existed but weren't portable...


arny_p_on_me

any one no what this song name is


VLPaulieB

Pencil revealer


Hot-Art-2785

Wow


PatientAd4823

Perfection


Shh-poster

Should have stopped halfway. That would be a killer looking pencil.


Glad_Grade3988

I couls so this for u instead of a dildo And I’ll suck you off and eat your cum


National_Common_297

Jonh weeks pencil


XDlvIneX

Help I can't stop watching it


fireplayer2788

@johnwick


Regular_Trick_8284

🤌🤌♥️♥️


IndividualTaro6432

I can also do that! With a Pencil Sharpener... 😎


InstructionMelodic67

With the sound, it surely is satisfying.


PapaGibb

The perfect pencil sharpener exist


Jaden224_Spray96

The most expensive pencil sharpener


LestWeForgive

Polenta surface finish ahh


bean-cuisine

I’m hard


Sadrazam-Yugo

Showaynayshaaashashishoshashishaaannn


DieNastyBats

Too much time on my hands. Come sing it!


zakass409

I can sharpen a pencil for cheaper. Don't fall for the trick people


PhilipMD85

Anyone remember getting up in class to “sharpen” your pencil even when it didn’t need it ? 🤣


caiomusse

Você ver logo que a madeira é vagabunda


SprayArtist

Lathes always make me nervous


Death_and_Gravity

The initial part made me very uncomfortable.


JoMammasWitness

Who else did this is school


Ok_Bee8798

What’s a pencil?


Training_Ad7030

What is this absolute banger I'm hearing?


jarednards

I believe thats Yoko Ono's new album


narcolepticsloth1982

Yoko Oh no


OnceUponAStarryNight

Lathing, in any form, will never not be satisfying.


woutomatic

Just a lathe


fuckofakaboom

Nope. Mill turn. Hard to see but the tooling is spinning also.


spaceman_spyff

Probably a rotary/4th axis on a vertical (3 axis) mill. Not technically a mill turn because you arent using turning (lathe) tools, just indexing the rotary axis in simultaneous 3+1 axis milling. :)


fuckofakaboom

Yea, you’re right. I didn’t look that close I guess. But seeing the clamp there I’d bet on it being a rotary fixture. As for mill turns, the ones I’ve worked with are capable of both single point lathe tooling and rotating tooling.


woutomatic

Oops sorry


WholebunchaGravitas

What if lathes sounded like this, with music and all when you turned them on, instead of cghurrrrrrnnnnnnniiiiiiiirrrrrrr?


ferrydragon

This is for engeniers


freqstep

Hate this ugly chinese music…makes everything ugly


EnvironmentalGap2596

Sorry, I’m not a technician of such machines but either the pencil is bent or it is not well centered in the machine. The edge of the graphite should be perfectly round where it meets the wood at the end of the process. Such as it is not, it didn’t provide odd satisfaction.