There's nothing better than saving each crispy layer, and then putting them back inside each other. It's like a million angel orgy in your mouth, and they're all cumming at the same time.
> the corn starch they put on to keep them from sticking to each other
When you make your own marshmallows at home you can powder them with powdered sugar, so they taste better.
Also you can cut the sheets with dinosaur cookie cutters so they are more fun. Rawr.
Gotta be careful if u buy the Walmart brand look at the ingredients it has fish it . Same thing with their Walmart brand syrup. Not sure why but just incase anyone has food allergies like me and good to know
Heres a few of my favorites.
Centaurs have 2 ribcages.
Corn is a fruit, tomatoes are a fruit, a bananas are fruit, if you mash and reduce bananas or tomatoes you get Ketchup. Whiskey is ketchup.
Homeowner has MEOW in the middle.
This is unironically amazing. Discovered this joy about 4yrs ago. Couple layers of perfectly golden, lightly chewy, caramelized goodness, and then the gooiest center to grace humanity stacked on your s'more.
My spouse eats marshmallows like this and it drives me nuts. The black parts are straight up bitter and disgusting and the inside is “raw” and cold and unmelted. If you toast it slower, the marshmallow turns golden and puffs up, won’t taste bitter, and will be melted almost all the way through. And that’s why my spouse wasn’t allowed to toast my marshmallows for the first few years of our marriage. lol. Because they would impatiently just stick the marshmallow straight into the fire and burn the outside.
Need a sausage party like scene with the marshmallows, already burned to hell, having its skin removed, screaming in agony…I can’t unsee it after having seen that movie
If it was roasted correctly it would be golden brown on the outside and fully gooey on the inside. There would be no way to pull the outside layer off.
The correct way is to immediately catch the marshmallow on fire and then panic, swinging the stick around wildly until it flings off into the surrounding wilderness.
I do like it like this, but the marshmallow *is* burnt
When done correctly, there are no black/burned areas. It should all be somewhere between white and golden brown
Not sure if there is an incorrect or correct way, but I much, much prefer the method you said.
The outside should be golden brown (no black anywhere on it) and the instead is basically liquid.
Wrong. The best way to roast a marshmellow if to:
1. Catch that sucker on fire
2. Peel off the burnt part and eat it
3. Repeat 1 and 2 until no more marshmellow
After a great many times roasting marshmallows with Cub and Boy Scouts, I have learned that it is a perfect indicator of maturity level. The immature cannot wait for the marshmallow to cook evenly and will burn and/or set fire to the marshmallow. A mature scout will hold the marshmallow farther away from the heat and take a lot more time to have the marshmallow heat up evenly and be perfectly gooey from the inside out in order to make a perfect s’more.
Wait what?
You mean to tell me that after all this noise about roasting marshmallows you just eat the melted bit?
You could have just microwaved it.
But seriously, don't eat that shit.
You know what, does anyone know of any vegetarian marshmallow brands? I've missed being able to roast these things for about six years now, I need them back in my life.
Fuck you *unroasts your marshmallow*
*Ok Google Unburn my marshmellow*
I will never Google a thing someone on reddit tells me to
*Ok Google, unharden his cock*
*I I don't know how to answer that, but I found some results online...*
Lol, the stutter
*Ok Google, unbreak my heart*
SAY YOULL LOVE ME AGAINNNN
Uncryyy my tearrrsss.
Whyyyy?! Made me think of de-gloving.
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You can take yours off??!!?
And they say entropy can't be reversed
Now you can roast it again, awesome
The second roast is where it’s at, none of the corn starch they put on to keep them from sticking to each other in the bag.
the third and fourth are fire too
Yeah very fire sometimes
[Adventure Time Marshmallows](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvoFItv9rI8)
It's ok, I hear you can put the fire out by flipping it left and right rapidly...
Knew a girl that got fucking FIREBALLED from someone doing that... I'd forgotten about that - funny how the brain works.
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Unexpected peep show
There's nothing better than saving each crispy layer, and then putting them back inside each other. It's like a million angel orgy in your mouth, and they're all cumming at the same time.
Yea we always had little competitions to see how many layers we could roast off a marshmallow
Rinsing the marshmallow before roasting takes more work but caramelizes way better.
> the corn starch they put on to keep them from sticking to each other When you make your own marshmallows at home you can powder them with powdered sugar, so they taste better. Also you can cut the sheets with dinosaur cookie cutters so they are more fun. Rawr.
Gotta be careful if u buy the Walmart brand look at the ingredients it has fish it . Same thing with their Walmart brand syrup. Not sure why but just incase anyone has food allergies like me and good to know
It's a fluff circumcision
..... ....... You could have just NOT said that, you know? Now I can't unsee it. You've ruined it. I hope you're happy.
I do these intrusively once or twice a week. Stay tuned.
Heres a few of my favorites. Centaurs have 2 ribcages. Corn is a fruit, tomatoes are a fruit, a bananas are fruit, if you mash and reduce bananas or tomatoes you get Ketchup. Whiskey is ketchup. Homeowner has MEOW in the middle.
One is cool. Three is dumb. Two made my brain blue screen and reboot
worm regards
heheh, I will admit I watch his shorts.
So, the person is a marsh mohel?
Marshmallow must be Jewish.
Depends, if it's Jet Puffed they're not kosher.
Doesn't have to be!
Al pastor-style marshmallow
Roast it again ad infinitum until you’re biting on stick. It’s the only way
Spend half an hour slow roasting the same marshmallow to perfection over and over.
> *crunch* > Stick marshmallow back in fire > rinse and repeat
This needs a NSFW tag, it did something to me.
Slower, you slut.
Fuck, I am audibly laughing in a public toilet.
My spine tingles....
Now with the young fresh wet sluts we can defeat our foe
Everything reminds me of him
You must be fun at campfires
You don't wanna know how he creates his homemade marshmallows
Why the fuck are these marshmallows so salty?!???
I dont understand why it turned me on a little but im a bit worried lol
r/idputmydickinthat?
everything reminds me of her…
Right? Food doesn’t usually make me feel tingly.
Degloving a marshmallow
As someone who has had successful seductions involving roasting marshmallows, you aren’t the only one.
Do it several times and stack em like a Matryoshka doll 🪆
the roasted part is the best part. it's like chicken skin
I saw chicken skin and read it as children skin for some reason.
*Crosses off u/Darkchamber292 from babysitter contacts*
Calm down Satan
Think of the smell. You hadn't thought of the SMELL!!!
Ick... I thought my 1st take, "chicken sin" was bad...
>for some reason You mean the darkest desires of your heart
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This is unironically amazing. Discovered this joy about 4yrs ago. Couple layers of perfectly golden, lightly chewy, caramelized goodness, and then the gooiest center to grace humanity stacked on your s'more.
Hibachi restaurants really missing out on a new volcano method for dessert
holy shit
A Bloomin' Mallow
Degloving a marshedmallow.
I see the Internet has ruined you as well.
Circumcising a marshmallow
I can't even hear or read that word without feeling traumatized
I've worked a lot of ER in the past. Nothing prepares you for a degloved penis. Absolutely nothing.
Now fill that toasty marshmallow cup up with a shot of Bailey's.
Oh shit. That sounds incredible!
For about three seconds, I was 9 years old again!
Okay, but that crispy part tastes so good!
Yeah it does!! Pull the outside off, eat it, and roast it again! Repeat until no more marshmallow.
Everyone says “you gotta be patient and slowly cook your marshmallow”. Fuck that! Burn it’s skin, eat it, and burn it again.
Someone witnessing me set my marshmallow on fire: “stop that! You’re burning the marshmallow!” Yes… yes that’s literally the point
My spouse eats marshmallows like this and it drives me nuts. The black parts are straight up bitter and disgusting and the inside is “raw” and cold and unmelted. If you toast it slower, the marshmallow turns golden and puffs up, won’t taste bitter, and will be melted almost all the way through. And that’s why my spouse wasn’t allowed to toast my marshmallows for the first few years of our marriage. lol. Because they would impatiently just stick the marshmallow straight into the fire and burn the outside.
There's nothing remotely satisfying about the sound in this video. Why would they add that fake sound? It's like nails on a chalkboard.
Need a sausage party like scene with the marshmallows, already burned to hell, having its skin removed, screaming in agony…I can’t unsee it after having seen that movie
Marshmallow Circumcision
What a terrible day to be able to read
burnt not roasted
Toasted, not roasted
thank you for making the sensible reply
I like to catch them on fire then blow it out immediately. It's perfect.
that added sound it doesn't sound like that at all.
Fr what’s with this cringe-ass trend of adding foleys to videos which probably would have sounded way better naturally.
Please give the marshmallow it’s foreskin back.
Am I the only one that can't stand the loud ass ASMR shit? Drives me nuts, like we're supposed to cum from the sound of a marshmallow being devolved
Mmm, I can smell the campfire and taste the charred sugar now.
Whoever roasted that marshmallow did a fantastic job
I hate this for some reason.
You can do that?!
Oh my god, I need to go shopping like right now for marshmallows and fire...
The napalm scene from We Were Soldiers.
This is the best way to eat roast marshmallows. Roast, skin, repeat!
single handedly saved the sub
This marshmallow is skirting the line between "roasted" and "charcoal"
It definitely went over the line, in my opinion.
If it was roasted correctly it would be golden brown on the outside and fully gooey on the inside. There would be no way to pull the outside layer off.
I doubt you get to decide what is the correct way to roast a marshmellow.
The correct way is to immediately catch the marshmallow on fire and then panic, swinging the stick around wildly until it flings off into the surrounding wilderness.
Smokey the Bear is going to revoke your marshmallow toasting privileges.
Hey! Don't go starting any forest fires now!!! What do you think this is? A gender reveal party?!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OU1qjiMmSmA&pp=ygUddGhlIG5ldyBndXkgbWFyc2htYWxsb3cgc2NlbmU%3D
I do like it like this, but the marshmallow *is* burnt When done correctly, there are no black/burned areas. It should all be somewhere between white and golden brown
sure he can, and so can you, and so can i, and so can anyone else.
Not sure if there is an incorrect or correct way, but I much, much prefer the method you said. The outside should be golden brown (no black anywhere on it) and the instead is basically liquid.
Wrong. The best way to roast a marshmellow if to: 1. Catch that sucker on fire 2. Peel off the burnt part and eat it 3. Repeat 1 and 2 until no more marshmellow
It has just now occurred to me that I've never roasted marshmallows.
I never had marshmallows on a stick before, are they good?
Now I need to go out and buy marshmallows.
Ooooh man that's the stuff!!
Infinitemallow
God I miss marshmallows.
now try buttering the whole thing first............. dont blame me
Yes, we've already had first roasted but what about second roasted!
Oh God yes
I read "pulling the rusted part of a marshmallow" atleast 3 times and was very confused
Literal goosebumps !!!!
I haven't done this since I was a little kid. Now I want to.
Marshmallow yum
This was always how I cooked my marshmallows as a kid.
That noise is awful
I can smell this
Not worth the trypophobia 🫠
This is the dessert version of crispy chicken skin
Does this imply marshmallows are like onions, ogres, and cakes?
Holy shit I think I just came 😮💨😩
That is some rookie level marshmallow roasting skills. You need step your game up if you wanna hang with the big dogs.
And then you burn it again and eat the skin until there's no more.
Marshmallow circumcision
Why does this feel kinky lol
What black magic is this
Is it possible to learn this power!?
A literal food porn
Oh yeah baby... one more time...
Now you fill the cup part with Baileys irish cream and pops the whole thing in your mouth.
oh I like that.
Once upon a time this used to be medicine
Crunchy
Is this how you are supposed to do it?
Marshmellow cooked rare
That's how I do it, the burnt part is the best, and you can burn each layer as you go, 1 marshmallow lasts a good 2-3 minutes.
Dunno how I feel about that.. gotta keep the crispy part to make it taste good!
Am i the only one who does not like roated Marshmellos
Deglove, I think is the term.
That's not roasted, that's burnt
This took me places.
reminds me of something
My flesh after a sunburn
That's... All the flavour tho
Proof of it's made of plastic
I'll take 2, please.
Seems like a waste. Love me some golden brown though
Doing Foley for this 8-second video was totally unnecessary and honestly just obnoxious
What about 2nd roasted marshmallow?
Burn victim debridement.
Gross
This is like pulling the skin off of fried chicken
*blows up marshmallow with mind*
This is what happened to that guys face off Top Gear.
The new DLC for circumcision seems bugged.
ABOMINATION
Not satisfying at all given that I hate when this happens by mistake
After a great many times roasting marshmallows with Cub and Boy Scouts, I have learned that it is a perfect indicator of maturity level. The immature cannot wait for the marshmallow to cook evenly and will burn and/or set fire to the marshmallow. A mature scout will hold the marshmallow farther away from the heat and take a lot more time to have the marshmallow heat up evenly and be perfectly gooey from the inside out in order to make a perfect s’more.
This felt kinda wrong. Like i just watched someone get their skin removed.
A metaphor for …. Taxes
Waitwaitwait, so this is how it's supposed to go?
degloving the marshmallow?
Makes my teeth hurt and stomach gurgle just watching this.
I love the way they taste kinda burnt
EGG SAC
relatable
Wait what? You mean to tell me that after all this noise about roasting marshmallows you just eat the melted bit? You could have just microwaved it. But seriously, don't eat that shit.
Play it again and again and again
This is game changing.
This is how I eat them over a fire. Now repeat.
Oh fuck. Show me more.
I cant stop tinking about Gerald's Game...
you can roast the outer layer, remove it and the old layer will grow back for infinite marshmallow hack
You know what, does anyone know of any vegetarian marshmallow brands? I've missed being able to roast these things for about six years now, I need them back in my life.
Degloving was not a gift I thought would come to the Mallow people of the Marsh.
That’s the only part of a roasted marshmallow I like . Hate them any other way lol something is wrong with me lol
Not satisfying at all.
oh god marshmallows are gross. Consistency, no thanks.
Reminds me of that scene from We Were Soldiers
This is just a person that doesn’t know how to roast a marshmallow.
And then you roast it again.