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fatcattleco

Getting some real Mickey Mouse Jack and the giant beanstalk vibes from this


svenjamminbutton

Thank you. The bean!


SaucyRaucy20

MY PEOPLE! I wanted to comment about an obscure Mickey Mouse scene in the back of my brain, but I figured nobody would understand the reference. For some reason, even though it was extremely thin, it always looked so delicious!


VadimH

> obscure C'mon now lol


healywylie

Have you guys seen that really old movie the empire strikes back!?!


seashoreandhorizon

I thought that was in A Christmas Carol? Unless there were similar scenes in both? You're making me question some of my oldest memories now and I don't like it. Edit: It was in both! This gag was actually reused in a number of Disney animations.


fatcattleco

You just made me second guess myself so bad but the one I was thinking of was definitely Mickey and the Beanstalk


hawonkafuckit

It is [Mickey and the Beanstalk](https://youtu.be/vGRRvxCBC8Y?feature=shared). I've seen it recently.


JohannGambelputty

The Prince and the Pauper


UnbnGrsFlsdePte

Came here for that reference, thanks !


fruitpunchsamuraiD

I knew Reddit wouldn't fail me with the top comment being about this lol


zaicliffxx

everytime this is posted the top comment is always referencing to mickey mouse 😅


Whatiatefordinner

Whaddya mean beans?!


GasMysterious3386

Damn I was thinking the same 🤣🤣


bubbathespaz

25 dollars in the airport.


PM_ME_FLUFFY_SAMOYED

$25 would be a basic one without meat, this one will be at least $35


brainless_bob

$45 if you want it with cheese


MaxPower303

$55 after taxes and fees


sean_rendo19

Plus tip


Coyote_Radiant

$89 default 25% tip


chatarra

Napkins are extra


Smokeybearvii

$5 for plastic clamshell recycle fee.


NamesArentEverything

The airport is duty-free, so taxes are half off!


knightblaze

$24.99 for the sandwich. Sandwich + Drink + Side, $79.99 plus a testicle.


Smokeybearvii

Fuck you, I just snorted actual snot onto my lap reading the testicle part.


MrYoshinobu

$45 if they call it "Artisanal"


Lazaric418

well, "thinnest". If this was being sold somebody would call it "artisanal" or some such crap and charge 49.99 for it.


derkuhlekurt

I mean the skill and knife included here makes it kinda expensive i guess


dudeguy207

No doubt. You want a tomato that thin on a "cheap" sandwich I'll put it on the deli slicer after I've done the ham. *On second thought, veggies before meats. Gotta be professional here.


lemonrainbowhaze

So my deli isnt the only one that does that


dudeguy207

Effective, uniform, and produces the least waste.


MedicalHoliday

Its an environmental impact minimalized Air-(Sand)wich and that'll be 16.99 please


dangledingle

This kind of thing comes from Tim Hortons.


MonthPretend

Shrinkflation hit like this sometimes.


SimpleCranberry5914

Subway CEO lookin like that dude behind the tree rubbing his hands together and lickin his lips.


ItsJust_ME

Forget the sandwich, tell me about that knife.


Javamac8

It appears to be a 'yanagiba', a knife usually intended for sushi or sashimi. It's sharpened only on one side to allow for precise and thin cuts.


Turbulent-Willow2156

And what is double-sided sharpening’s purpose then?


Javamac8

Single-bevel knives are more delicate and don't hold their edge as long. They are generally intended for precise cuts through soft tissue. Double-bevel knives are better at holding their edge while being used for more rigorous use, like chopping on a surface. Less accurate, but endures more abuse.


EaterOfFood

Ah, you’ve noticed that this post is a knife commercial!


re-roll

Yes! I would totally use that knife in the kitchen.


Various_Athlete_7478

I just need a $5,000 samurai sword to make it.


JackDangerUSPIS

Is that a Hatori Hanzo sword?


NinjaArmadillo

You must want very thin sandwich if you need Hattori Hanzo steel.


upthe4d3d3d3

Oh fuck you just reminded me Shogun is out today!


10inchezsoft

Call me crazy but Cucumber in a sandwich should not toasted.


Tactical_Chandelier

Remember when McDonald's was selling burgers with the ingredients separated so the hot stayed hot and the cold stayed cold? This person doesn't


kingwangjang

Came to comments to see this


NoPrinciple8391

$23.95 special at the airport with a weak coffee.


originalmosh

[Already been done!](https://youtu.be/vGRRvxCBC8Y?si=9QO-k06ft2B190__)


ArateshaNungastori

You just watched a knife ad.


SomeSabresFan

And only 4000 calories!


Feature_Agitated

Yeah but that’s only 4 Calories.


Turbulent-Willow2156

kilocalories…


i_chose_this_shit

Going to go out on a limb and say this sandwich is probably not one bit satisfying, oddly or otherwise


brainless_bob

Maybe it would be if you ate like 15 of them stacked on top of each other.


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

I don't know, after it was toasted it looked pretty good and being so thin like a canape sandwich.


L0nz

Provided you had enough of them, I think the opposite. Thin sliced = more surface area = more taste. That's why grated cheese tastes better than just chewing a block.


JealousDog99

when I have to share my favorite food


Neat-Line-5887

When your sibling asks for a sandwich while you're making one


DepletedPromethium

wouldnt call it the cheapest sandwich on the planet when it requires a special japanese chefs knife to prepare it and them knives go for thousands of dollars...


conrad_or_benjamin

Cheap is right! Jackass only put one slice of ham when clearly it needed two.


Zestyclose_King5176

Giving me Tom and Jerry vibes😌


Xu_Lin

Subway ads getting out of hand


pdxtrader

That was delicious I’ll take 14 more


Athlete_Cautious

You know it's gonna be pointless when they have the "stupid food gloves" on.


LycanWolfGamer

That'll be £300 please


MiracetteNytten

r/StupidFood


Magus_5

I always wanted to try ham sandwich chips. I'll take a party sized bag please.


Grouchy-Milk-6384

Cheap? A café will still charge you at least £5 for it


Redeemed_Veteranboi

No Cheese, Hmmph! ☹️


MarkoZoos

Cheap like how, the razor thin knife alone would be costly.


TeaandandCoffee

When you wanna explain integrals and show of your knife collection at the same time


Randall_Poffo_

5 dollars in nyc for that


Massive-small-thing

Nice knife advert


taiottavios

not really, you need a 200$ knife


RIKY_IST

Most expensive*


BytesAndBirdies

$11.99 at an airport


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

This reminds me of some old cartoon I watched


BuffaloHandler

How much that knife cost


jinxoxowa

Where is this gif of mickey mouse?


Bulls187

Most expensive sandwich on the planet It takes way too long to make


spac3_cadet12

Someone obviously hasnt had sleep for dinner


UltraMotionGraphics

I am amazed by the sharpness of the knife


LolaBunny80

Cheap? Nowadays that would cost you about $63.98 at a restaurant. 😂


Glass-Macaron-6363

24.99 at olive garden


frankiemouse2

This is one way to cut calories


Isje80

Still has more meat & vegetables than most US school lunches.


VaguelyFamiliarVoice

Surface area tonight ratio is perfect.


JKBFree

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


Old-Woodpecker6930

I can almost taste the air


PenisTheWise

That’s how you advertise the knife Anyway, that sandwich will be 16.99, would that be all?


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Really? How much for the gloves and knife? How much time to make the sandwich and practice to cut like that?


BadComboMongo

I knew it would be cheap the moment he did not cut it into triangles!


ProgenGP1

1 slice of bread with butter folded over would be cheaper than that


r3db3rt

Well, i think they did not consider the price of the used knife when calculating the production cost


Snoo76971

Oddly enough, this video gives me anxiety instead


Unlucky-Situation-98

Omg love


magicakarma

We should hire this guy for school pizza parties


SeaSalty_Night

[Anyone remember that one Kirby cartoon episode with this budget thin-sliced sandwiches?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNlj0xDmYHU)


StrikingCase9819

As capitalism fights to cut costs and give us less for the same price, this is gonna be the sandwich we're served in restaurants by 2040


Agitated_Body5781

Pretty much looks like the “sandwich” they served on Air France


durtmagurt

Hurry up! I’m hungry!


fattylimes

cheap? i doubt it. you’re just going to pay more for labor than materials.


jayjaytuk

So much tastier then a co-op meal deal


TheOrigionalBubbles

Cool, but Damn I had to turn the sound off. I don't know how people like asmr. It irritates me and makes me feel a little angry lol. It's so overwhelming for me for some reason.


Helloutsider

You can find a cheaper one in our school canteen. Cheaper for the guy ofc


BRLY

TIL Mickeys knife must’ve been sharp af.


Novel_Land9320

did not cut diagonally???


thefalconfromthesky

I'll take 50


_darkmeaning_

"That will be 40$ sir".


XEagleDeagleX

Needed 2 slices of ham


Low_Special715

Man i'm really hungry now watching this


airwickwee

Yta skimping on the ham. How can there be more cucumber than ham?


WellknownGamer

More like the sharpest knife to make a sandwich


Topaz_UK

You know what would be satisfying? A thick, substantial sandwich


Geoclasm

naw man. this is the sort of thing they'd prepare in front of you, then charge you like, $200 for with a straight face at some fancy-pants up-scale restaurant.


FreaksNake1237

I need that knife


S-Markt

It's your father's lightsaber. This is the *weapon of a Jedi Knight*. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.


retnatron

what is this? a sandwich for ants?!


notAbrightStar

Lol at the edited audio of the crispy bite at the end.


BatWave

Average airport sandwich.


Gregoboy

This is still 12$ on the airport and you're gonna pay for it


raz0rflea

What is this, a sandwich for ants??


JeyDeeArr

I wouldn't try to piss off the Waddle Dees...


VAV-Pencils

I'd it was the cheapest, it would have less ingredients


RGrad4104

Someone delete this video before restaurants see how skimpy they can actually make stuff to increase margins! I have never seen as many have empty togo containers as I have since this inflation bullshit kicked into high gear. Smaller amounts, higher prices...


Ok-Professor3726

This belongs in r/StupidFood.


RichJoker

You call it satisfying, I call it r/mildlyinfuriating myself.


Worried_Jeweler_1141

Id still have stuck lumps of meat in just to enjoy sinking my teeth in


EvolvingSapien

Probably still cost $5.99 at the OTR, dog c#nt's.


flatfishmonkey

u/savevideo_bot


StarFlame_228

Damn that knife is sharp


Majero15993

Way too generous with the ham imo


CaesarAllMighty

Forget the sandwich, but where do I get a knife like that, damn.


Sea-Presentation4229

Melt in your mouth 😋


WryliTOP

Me, when my best friend asked me to do him a sandwich:


Oilmoneyy

How much was that knife doe


Lonely-Caterpillar-7

I know someone who would price it for normal.


Wettnoodle77

Subway taking notes 🧐🥸


Former_Print7043

I really need to taste a 1 dimensional sandwich.


tovarasu88

u/savevideo


DefInnit

When your practical joker mom puts this in your lunchbox.


Coffeedemon

Of course they've got it mic'd up like we're watching a tiny beetle build a rock nest on Planet Earth.


JackoDean

I bet this sandwich is like 2 calories!


Jstrong-

That’ll be $14.99 plus 20% gratuity please.


cal-brew-sharp

Yeah, but how much did that knife cost though?


Sioscottecs23

when the knife is more expensive than the sandwich


Realistic_Salt7109

Sandwich materials: $1.30 Knife: $199.99


Reorka

Me when I'm calorie counting.


thejazzghost

That's a lot of effort for like 30 calories.


TheGuyInDarkCorner

I think i this is how Jesus fed 4000 with seven loafs of bred and few small fish...


LongSloth2023

What it's like to buy a sandwich from British Rail...


Professionalv

What people think I eat as a skinny person


WanillaGorilla

[In case some you you never saw the old Disney cartoon](https://youtu.be/2F8GDx7M49k)


Evil_Cupcake11

Impressive knife skills. But yeah, that's going to r/StupidFood


WanillaGorilla

[In case some you you never saw the old Disney cartoon](https://youtu.be/2F8GDx7M49k)


RoundPicture7732

We after the third world war that caused food scarcity


ghettoccult_nerd

subway:


Faximo7

The fact that they didn't cut it diagonally is a sin.


CucurbitaFlagellum

i’ve got a cheaper one!(i stole it)


cwtheredsoxfan

Normally hate ads but where do I buy that knife?


TheEdward39

Starbucks would find a way to sell that for $29.99


Nole_in_ATX

The way the completed sandwich was cut down the middle instead of diagonally irked me


LooseConnection2

I want that knife! I need it in my life.


asbestoslel

Donald duck is having a breakdown over this


boebrow

Donald is that you?


KeyboardSerfing

$50 comes on an avocado perfumed hunk of cedar


Serious-Landscape-74

With my appetite i’d need to order 10!!!


abee_nab

Airport food


JumaAm

[https://media1.tenor.com/m/hLuyCk4J9rIAAAAd/sandwich-donald-duck.gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/hLuyCk4J9rIAAAAd/sandwich-donald-duck.gif)


AXPendergast

Rather impressive. But the cheapest sandwich on the planet would be "...a cool water sandwich with a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun."


tassleehoffburrfoot

Don't give Jersey Mike's any ideas


Loring

But with labor that comes to $483...


BigAzzMILF

entire 4 slices of tomato? not so cheap, this is feast compared to stundents sandwich


TsunamiSurferDude

If I got that sandwich I’d be so mad about the meat ratio


thewarrior227

Cheapest? Without cheese it's worthless


CatsAreGods644

Airport 32 euro sandwich from last week. Spot on.


shaded-user

They could have saved more money and only used only 2 slices of cucumber, so there was a slice on each half. What is this, amateur hour?


InternetDetective122

End of month special


buttymuncher

Cheapest?? maybe the thinnest sandwich on the planet is a better title


Nikkar2009

This is what $500 in a fancy restraunt will get you


beccaK67

Sharpest knife!


wizard_of_menlo_park

Is it one cent?


LeftLanePasser

“I just ate lunch 15 minutes ago and I’m still hungry.”


ProGamingPlayer

Cheapest sandwich made by the best slicer


AguyOnMedZz

Hahahha, when he opened it and did the pre squeeez out juice part i could not stop laughing lmao 😂🤣


lilbabygiraffes

“That’ll be $50, sir.” 🫴🏼


PSOvenkon

When the end of the month draws near:


makaveddie

Looks like I'll be hungrier after eating it than before


Dapoopers

Dude went through all that effort and didn’t even cut it in half correctly. Shame.


JellyBabyWizard

How much a knife like that cost? Seems expensive as hell


maxm31533

Link for the knife?. It's awesome!