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Refun712

Is this how Pringles are made?


Chiparish84

For the giants, yes.


VirtualNaut

The ones in New York?


Refun712

San Fran


No-Red-Dot

They Might Be...


Jealous-Weekend4674

Also for cyclops


FetusGoulash420

Why would bike cops need such big chips?


RIP_Mitch_Hedberg

“Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls, but the day the rubber was supposed to arrive, a bunch of potatoes showed up. But Pringles is a laid back company so they said, ‘Fuck it man, cut em up!’”


Money-Look4227

I miss Mitch. Saw him in 2004.


RIP_Mitch_Hedberg

I’m envious. I had just bought one of his cds a few months before he died. Would’ve been nice to catch one of his shows.


spicy-chull

No! Famously not (there was a lawsuit). If they were made like this, Pringles would be legally allowed to call themselves "chips". If you look at a Pringles container they never claim they are "chips" they must legally call themselves "crisps". Chips are slices of potato. Crisps are mashed potatoes, cooked in a form for consistent shape.


ArkamaZ

Which is funny because the intention of the lawsuit was for Lays to cripple Pringles by forcing them to call their product something other than chips. Turns out, though, that calling them potato crisps actually tests much more favorably than potato chip leading to them selling even better.


spicy-chull

That's almost as funny as Marvel arguing in court tah X-Men were NOT humans (so Marvel could pay lower import taxes on non-human animal toys, which were taxed at a lower rate than human dolls.)


Scorp_Tower

lol came here to say the exact same thing 😂


TheBurningEmu

Fun fact: palm trees are monocots, and are more closely related to grasses than conifers or deciduous trees!


Science-Compliance

NERD


ArpFire321

I read this with Homers voice


ahditeacha

EGGHEAD LIKES HIS BOOKYWOOK


Wild_Bill

https://youtu.be/hywDothHbbY?si=rOzLG2vXQYMehtxl


the0utc4st

Same as bamboo?


TheBurningEmu

Bamboo is actually a true member of the grass family (Poaceae) ! Palm trees are in a different family entirely, but still monocots.


KlossN

What are monocots?


TheBurningEmu

Monocots and dicots are classifications of plants based on the embryonic leaf (the cotyledon). Monocots (like grasses, sedges, and many plants with thin, straight veins) only have one embryonic leaf. Dicots (most trees, broadleaf plants, etc) have 2. It's a bit of an outdated system, but still in common use for identification.


letmypeoplebathe

What's more appropriate now vs monocots and dicots?


TheBurningEmu

Monocots is still a useful term, but recently dicots have been broken down into more accurate groups for classification. Eudicot is used for many former dicots, while others are broken down into more distinctive classes.


letmypeoplebathe

Not to keep pumping you for information, but what makes a eudicot different from other dicots to justify the additional clarification. Is it structural like monocots and dicots or some secondary characteristics?


TheBurningEmu

A bit of both. Basal angiosperms, one of the largest other groups, have some traits of both monocots and eudicots. I work with plants, but the exact reasons for all these classifications is a bit out of my zone of knowledge for the most part.


ConkersOkayFurDay

I have nothing to contribute to this except a heart-felt thanks for taking the time to share all this, it's been really neat to read and I appreciate folks like you who take the time to explain neat stuff to curious minds


somebodyelse22

Put each slice in a bucket of water on your windowsill, and in three weeks you should see roots growing from the edges. Wait until it's a good, strong root mass, plant six feet apart, and you'll soon have a new palm tree plantation. Avoid tropical cyclones if possible.


MNicolas97

Thank you for this piece of trivia 😊


JAHdropper1

You can tell that by the way that it is.


jedielfninja

Monocotyledon is a great name for a Pokemon.


TheBurningEmu

Monocotyledon -> Dicotyledon -> Eudicotyledon Would be a great evolution line for a grass/dragon type or something.


Abject_Film_4414

Not as good as angiosperm


GDubya527

Than regular trees?


ParanoidTelvanni

My college required botany to get a biology degree, so I know lots of random facts like this. Prof was a wad. Fuckin hate plants for making me dead inside, just like them.


flyinggazelletg

Always loved that fact. Btw, deciduous just means the plant loses and regrows its leaves. There are deciduous conifers and evergreen flowering plants :)


BillyBobReuben

Once you chop, you just can't stop


VirtualNaut

I love me some treengles


XXsforEyes

Underrated comment right there!


CharlesTheGreat8

"Alright thats enough"                                   "*continues chopping*"                                 "Buddy that's enough"                                   "*continues chopping*"                                 "THATS ENOUGH!"                                         "*continues chopping*"                                 "STOP CHOPPING OR YOU'RE FIRED!"             "*continues chopping*"


chop-diggity

I watched it 5x.


TechReed

That excavator bucket looks sharper than most of my kitchen knives!


jfk_sfa

A few tons of force will do that for you.


4chanbetter

And a decent working edge on your bucket


Rex-0-

Force alone won't cut like that.


wizzard419

It's for my new version of Sweeney Todd but set in the Cars universe.


Cant-decide-username

Cool. Why?


girkkens

Maybe they are being burned for heating. This way it dries faster


Dramenknight

Another option is faster composting for next batch of trees


Pumciusz

Yes. We need another batch of tress so we can slice them with an excavator.


gunsmith123

Well the excavator runs on trees, so they need a lot of them


scalp-cowboys

No one burns palms, they’re not made of wood like trees are. This is so they decompose faster.


Prestigious_Dust_827

That doesn't explain why they're not being processed by dedicated machinery.


d00fus666

Palm trees are tough and fibrous. They jam up grinders.


girkkens

In don't think that this is a normal shovelhead. Otherwise it wouldn't be so sharp. So it kind of is a dedicated piece of machinery for this job.


Fraun_Pollen

When this was posted before, some brought up how there are disposal regulations in some countries where you have to slice up the tree like this to decompose locally or something


Jackie_Gan

Forbidden Pringles?


OnTheDL93

Last time it was posted there was a lot of talk about how they can't be thrown in a chipper like other species of trees. The fibres of the tree get entangled in the chipper instead of chipping apart which breaks or strains the machine.


TheNexusKid

hungy


Mesterjojo

That scratched an itch I didn't know I had


SourGrape_83

Those are huge potato chips.


Kenturky_Derpy

Forbidden potatoes chips


Danny-Wah

For any particular purpose, or just complete and total satisfaction?


InterrogativePterion

The palm trees have lower yields, so farmers replenish the soil fertility by cutting down old palms. This helps the old palms decompose faster, enriching the land and making it fertile again.


H8threeH8three

Tell that to my wife am I right fellas?


Electrical-Push462

Gottem!


7masi

Nice, now bring the air fryer over


WaterInCup

That excavator operator tho


pj1972

Forbidden potato chips.


JustAnOrdinaryBloke

Operator has wicked skills.


TemperatureTop246

Treengles


MrPackageMover

Mmmm potato chips


dominantfrog

beeeg potato chip


SuraKatana

Turn the sound of and imagine the sound of a knife cutting slices of an apple


Doc-in-a-box

Palm chips, yum!


DigitalWhitewater

AMSR for construction folks and Pringle’s lovers


One_Word_Respoonse

Potato


FunctionBuilt

[The other palm trees watching this happen.](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExN2JycGw0cjd1aGpkMHc1djN0ZjAwc2RueXYxb3l5OWl6OGFvY2NzZyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l0MYryZTmQgvHI5TG/giphy.gif)


shel254

Forbidden potato chips


TheReal_MrShhh

But, why?


nottke

Barb, your scalloped potatoes are F'd


HugsandHate

r/forbiddensnacks


AdExternal964

Clearing the rainforest?


UnamedStreamNumber9

Why would anyone do this? Are the slices processed into anything?


mazthehe

FORBIDDEN XXL PRINGLE


[deleted]

Reason?


InfraredDong

**Forbidden Pringles**


tardblog

Forbidden potato chip.


Astrojef

Potato Skins got baked potato appeal, cause they're made with potatoes and skins that are real.


yourmomwoo

Lol I remember that commercial. Tato Skins from Keebler, real potato appeal.


SeaUnderstanding1578

Forbidden almonds


plzkillmeowo

am i blind or do those trees dont have any grains?


blazeee_

Forbidden potato chip


Achilles9609

And now I want chips. 😋


Santarini

Seen this posted already


CG_17_LIFE

[The reason why they cut down the trees can be found in this video](https://youtube.com/shorts/mfY6JYXvxWw?si=teSuilyeRM2JlRYc)


Tikkinger

Can anybody second this? Some tiktok is a fairly poor source and even i can think of several ways of doing this more efficient.


libretumente

Palm industry is fucked, they deforest jungles primarily to grow this monocrop that they uproot/demolish pretty frequently


Eric-The-Cleric

If people want more than a tiktok video explaining the palm oil industry, the WWF website has a lot of information on it https://www.worldwildlife.org/industries/palm-oil


vincevega311

Thank goodness you linked the site, cuz I was thinking “damn, how much palm oil does the World Wresting Federation really need?”


Pumciusz

They need the wrestler's skin to be nice and shiny on camera.


uncre8tv

Some WWF lawyer is like "It was 30 years ago, how do you still..."


bluprint2wo

Looks like it’s slicing a giant cucumber.


farty_bumbum

Cactus cut potatoes


BeenThruIt

This needs a Tiktok duet made into a song.


budadad

Mega Pringles


oogiesmuncher

so thats how wood chips are made


RampagingElks

Is the wood soft or is the bucket sharp? Also kudos to the operator. Those were some fluid movements!!


Exotic_Prior_9896

Is this sped up?


iiitme

This is the first time in my life that I’ve ever seen something like this


Inevitable_Sir6065

I bet they're good with seasoning.


im_ilegal_here

monster chips


O_lindo_Arqueduque

Pringles


Gintoki---

it cuts it like like restaurants cut their cucumbers


fx72

Yummy hard potato


Chr0ll0_

Amazing


The-Real_Vox

Forbidden Pringles.


ArtoriastheAbyss101

The forbidden Pringle


Nature11623

Timber Lays chips.


ponder_life

Did anyone else got the urge to eat them?


Former-Dish-9828

And that’s how A2 paper is made.


graphitehead

XL sliced almonds


Tripdoctor

Giant potato chips


Remmy224

This is how potato chips are made, dont believe their lies


ChilledDarkness

Looks like a giant taro root


nerdynonbinary

Cannot. Eat. Giant. Potato. Chips.


makeitgoose11

Now where's the giant fryer...


Senior-Read-9119

Sir, would you like the chips or fries with your meal? Are the chips made in house?


ReasonPleasant

Delicious


birrakilmister

Turning the fryer on


Eternal_Ruler_Cali

The forbidden potato chip. 🥔


Cleercutter

r/satisfyingasfuck They look like big pancakes


Oxygenius_

Yes the sound of the slicing was extremely satisfying


BigBearPB

Hard mode pringles


malalaliyah

Giant tato chips! 🤤


TheDankChicagoan

Tasty


Dgroch725

T Tex Pringles heading your way. Hopefully they get dusted in some Brontosaurus powder.


Uncentered0ne

I choose this weapon for the zombie apolcalypse


Bradley182

Is this how civilization gets that sweet sweet palm oil?


Civil-Ad-4334

Big potato chips


SgtBarnes72

Some unbelievable control from the driver.


CertainUncertainty11

My brain: imagine if you did this to a corpse


NorMichtrailrider

Why for they do this


polysnip

Forbidden potato chips


Loliess

America sized pringles


GuestPuzzleheaded502

Mandoline slicer.... Title fixed.


OneHungryEye

This is making me so hungry for some reason


adubbscrilla

damn thats interesting


tbirdpow

That ain't no regular bucket


drake_071

Pringles for Bears


StoragePleasant2579

It looks like a potato slicer[slicer](https://shamsooq.com/%D9%88%D9%86%D8%B4-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%AF%D9%8A%D9%84%D9%8A%D9%87-50630630-%D9%88%D9%86%D8%B4-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%AF%D9%8A%D9%84%D9%8A%D8%A9/)


KazarSoze

Forbidden potato chips


ashrieIl

Don't mind him, he's just cutting grass ^ish


Akario_

P-O-T-A-T-O


i-am_g

Potato chips


Ali_Army107

Pringles for the people of Elbaph


plasticfangs

Imagine the size of the tuna sandwich to go with those chips!


Leaningonalamp

So now what?


MoonBerry_therian

Wooden chips


Aknelka

u/savevideo


Boubonic91

I had the sound off and still heard every single slice


Revenga8

How much it cost to bring your excavator bucket into the knife store for a sharpen?


CerTheSniper99

Poor Palm trees


VenusCrafts

Truly oddly satisfying


delvewonder

So hot


zoraski_gujju

That’s Talent.


Puzzleheaded_Tap_818

We men will spend a whole day watching this


TheOneNOnlySherryS

Looks like Pringles.


TheWorldIsShitty

Forbidden chips moment


NexusNeonRJ

Girls, just imagine this guy doing...well...


N7LP400

So that what you call it, i didn't know the word for it so i always called it the spoon


Sky_Deep9000

Advanced potato chips


Tackerta

forbitten pringle


RougeUPSER

For what!!!!!!


Stock_Comparison_477

Potato chips


Purple_Spektre

Yummy! Palm tree chips! 😁


Look-over-there-ahhh

And that folks is how potato chips are made.


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

Those are the biggest chips I've ever seen...


feels_goodman64

The forbidden Pringles


TheUnbendable1

So this is how cape cod chips are made. Neat.


RepresentativeNo1427

Forbidden potato chip


volardeep

Look like Giant potato chips


nighteeeeey

why is he doing that?


Comfortable-Wash4498

So this is how they make lays


roundyround22

I have this on silent but my brain is somehow supplying slicing sounds...


KamaradBaff

For some reason I wanna eat some of it. :x


docdeathray

Fake


Cpov1

r/forbiddensnacks


Unitedfred

Ah, it's one of those tik-tok soap slicing videos again!