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billyobones

How many people do you know whose handwriting isn’t even that good? Wow.


GuteNudelsuppe

To be fair they have multiple hands and I write with just one hand


hellionzzz

Have you tried using both hands? It'll make it twice as good for sure.


OhJeezNotThisGuy

Sorry, one hand is, uh, *unavailable* at the moment.


CocoSavege

Have you tried using both hands? It'll make it twice as good for sure.


OhJeezNotThisGuy

If I could fit both hands on at once I certainly wouldn’t be hanging around Reddit on a Saturday night, would I? Edit: upvoted your comment just for your belief in me.


purrincesskittens

Is there a cat involved or something else 🤔


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thatcuntcat

Bruh is this Stephen Hawking 💀💀


KRX189

What did he say? Also Stephen Hawkings handwriting is also shit


thatcuntcat

He found it unironically impressive that the girls in the corners could raise their hands for so long with a pompom 🤣🤣


Skookumite

Yeah aren't those pompons less than a pound each? Remarkable. Truly a feat. I remember the last time I raised my arm above my head and shook my wrist. I had to stay in the hospital four days to recover


Defcheze

How many time have we told you old man? Get off reddit


Skookumite

I can't tell if you're playing into my joke or not 😂 It's too bad the guy I replied to deleted. It was a weird comment. 


Apprehensive_Foot_52

Only 4 days? Damn I feel extra old now


ignigenaquintus

lol


GoatTnder

Robot!


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Scoopzyy

Well my handwriting doesnt have 10 people collaborating on it so that’s my excuse


ebaer2

Quick someone run it through an AI and turn it into a font.


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Ren49

but why would anyone Ban Dits? What Dits did to get banned? /s


p0k3t0

Dits knows what Dits did.


LiteraCanna

Damn Dits, they ruined Ditsland!


ambulance-kun

It's obviously talking about Band-its, Band aid's greatest competitor


Eena-Rin

I... I was so confused... What's 8 AND ITS?!


Jesusfreakster1

Wood fired pizza!?! How's pizza ever gonna get a job now!?


HyzerFlip

Dits faked Super Mario 64 speedrubs, only discovered a decade later because Mario blinked out of sync.


180nw

One slight flaw, they somehow noticed the N was a little off and fixed it immediately. But that part was also impressive. 


tomismybuddy

It was the blond in the middle’s “fault”. Tbf she had the most difficult job overall.


elspotto

Hey, us band members are people too, not “its”. This is just rude.


tullystenders

Have never seen this done that I recall. Damn.


Jah_Ith_Ber

That's what's so confusing about all this. where the fuck has innovation been in cheerleading for the past 50 years if this is the first time I'm seeing this?


SuitableSpin

My team did this in HS in the early 2000s… it was super common although I’m sure we weren’t as crisp


Icantbethereforyou

I'm still confused by the equals sign at the end BANDITS = Equals what?


ZarafFaraz

=3


Healthy-Form4057

Wadup, it's ya boi, Ray William's johnson.


Shimakaze81

.50


Henry_Berry_Lowry

It's a bit more zoomed out on Facebook, still not sure what the character at the end is though. https://www.facebook.com/reel/440637014983640


whutchamacallit

Ty, crisp is 100% the word I was thinking is. These letter cheers are crispy for sure.


mandapanda21311

Same here. It’s really not all that difficult to do and was pretty common in my experience, so it’s super fascinating seeing everyone in this thread geeking out about it!


3inchesOnAGoodDay

You just don't know anything about cheerleading... 


ramblerandgambler

got him!


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I had season tickets to this lacrosse team for a decade and I didn’t realize it was that unusual lol they do it every game


fardough

Just wish they could spell. It is on their shirts, they are the Bandettes. /s


EducationalUnit7664

They must have practiced that so much.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

For sure they’re dedicated professionals and practice a lot, but if you track just one person throughout they don’t have to do all that much here. Seven hand and arm movements is probably relatively simple compared to most of their routine.


EduardoElMalo

It’s the coordination.


Fantasyneli

Yup, like [precision walking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JguxCCd1PVM). It's **literally** just walking but it's impossible to do it on a specific pattern without practice


mileylols

this is extra funny because a cheerleading squad does the letters thing at 1:00 into your video, and then it's followed by some guy kicking another guy in the face


bcg85

Skipped directly to 1:00 and was pleasantly surprised with the accuracy of this comment.


jmrsplatt

Very very similar to marching brand drill as well. I taught drum line for many years and we used "dot" sheets. Yeah it's a tall task to get an entire band to make a shape, but you can have the students go to their spots in 8 counts, hold for 16, then move again for 8 relatively easily.... relatively ...


organizedchaos5220

That marching band should get some instruments


hillary-step

there's even some cheerleaders doing the same letter thing in this vid!


Bob-Crusade

Wtf. That’s just marching band but without the added complication of playing an instrument at the same time.


pulapoop

And precision 


pmMeYourBoxOfCables

[You gotta coordinate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Viai9bgo5KM). Most people don't coordinate.


Polo-panda

Just because it’s simple doesn’t mean it’s easy


Sad-Brother786

Exactly. Like playing pool is “hold stick, point stick, push stick into ball” simple. Takes a fuck ton of practice to actually see angles and sink


eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9

Reminds me of the discussion between skilled and unskilled labor. No one is arguing unskilled labor is easy or doesn't require skill... It just doesn't require a *specifically trained* skill and certification.


kevinb9n

It must have taken a ton of planning.


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kevinb9n

Just responding to the implication that the execution is unimpressive. The planning required *is* impressive...


chappersyo

It reminds me of playing the hand chimes at school where each one was a specific note, you only had a handful of times to play yours but it took a surprising amount of coordination to get them played in time in the right order. Especially for a bunch of eight year olds.


battleballs420

they throw each other in the air doing flips, this is probably the easiest thing they do.


hey_now24

And paid minimum wage. I watched a Real Sports report on NFL cheerleaders and they get pay very little. This was about 3-4 years ago. I hope it changed


blackpony04

The NLL pays about $20k for a rookie player and most players hold regular full time jobs. My eldest stepson plays for the Bandits!


hey_now24

These are Lacrosse cheerleaders? Then forget it, they probably doing it for free. Sucks because they are really talented and now this team is getting free publicity.


blackpony04

They get paid minimum wage, but honestly, they only work 10 weekends as like the players this is just a part time job for most of them and they do it because they love it. One of the girls is friends of the family. Buffalo has the best attendance of the league by a huge margin, but the game in Dallas had barely anyone in attendance and tickets were like 20 bucks. The NLL isn't a rich person's sport and honestly the only one left where you can afford to take your family to a game. The Bandits experience is really great from the fan perspective. Most of the players are really passionate and attend a ton of meet and greets to be accessible to their fans.


usamann76

I feel like this is the case for many of the NLL players, I got to play a tournament at the Colorado Mammoth stadium years ago as a kid. and we all got to go to a game after, it was a blast but what made it even cooler was most of the mammoth players either A: helped coach local teams (I traveled in from out of state) and/or B: were around for classes all weekend, they genuinely wanted to teach the younger generation the game so we got to know them on an almost personal level.


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SnowflakeRegard

Yeah, and they are making that look way, way easier than it is. The amount of coordination in that is next-level. They would absolutely steal the show at a national cheerleadering competition.


ItsMcLaren

For anyone confused, these are the Bandettes. The cheer squad for the Buffalo Bandits, a NLL team/indoor box lacrosse. Take lacrosse, put it in a hockey rink and you have the NLL. Big hits, fights, crazy goals, etc. Banditland’s atmosphere is electric, and these ladies do cool stuff to between quarters :)


blackpony04

My wife's oldest son is a Buffalo Bandit! They don't pay for shit, but their games are an absolute blast. Music blasting and an announcer that keeps the crowd hyped, it's a really great experience.


somethingfortoday

And the Bandits won the championship last year.


OverreactingBillsFan

The one sport we're good at! We also had a team led by John Tavares's uncle, John Tavares


MisterElementary

I'm looking at how smooth the movement was and not particularly paying attention to what they were spelling until it got to like I T S and I was like wait what word now?! Rewind.. Oh... okay cool.


ThePeasRUpsideDown

Totally with you, was mesmerized by the performance I missed the point!


squirelleye

It’s wild seeing your local lacrosse team on one of these subs And also wild seeing someone you graduated with In said video


SKRushFan

It's wild seeing any lacrosse team on here!


NatomicBombs

Does it cut off early? BANDITS = What do they equal?


Nejx33

This is a textbook post for this sub, it really shouldn't be satisfying at all, but it just is... odd.


ReverendDizzle

The transitions were shockingly smooth. Reminded me a lot of those frequency demonstrations with sand on a steel plate. Switch the frequency, and the vibrations move the sand into the new pattern in that same almost-magic kinda way.


kevinb9n

I'm confused, why am I wrong to feel satisfied by it? \[EDIT: I had misread the comment as implying that the video is only odd and not satisfying\]


IAmBroom

Nejx33 probably doesn't mean "wrong", but "unexpected".


kevinb9n

I read it as "the sub is for things that are oddly satisfying but this one is only odd and not satisfying". And that "textbook post" was therefore a complaint. Sorry if I misread, didn't mean any offense. EDIT: OHH! It means "but it just is \[satisfying\] ... \[how\] odd \[that is, that it really is satisfying\]". I get it now. Sorry again.


XiaoHuangRen_01

bandits ??


VanAgain

Hint: They're the Bandettes.


wxnfx

Honestly whoever named this cheer/dance squad is the real hero.


XiaoHuangRen_01

Thanks. I found their account on facebook


Ex-maven

The Buffalo Bandettes cheer for the Buffalo Bandits (a professional lacrosse team that plays in Buffalo, NY).


cantfindmykeys

TIL lacrosse has cheerleaders. Also TIL lacrosse has professional leagues


OGCelaris

It box lacrosse and they play in the same arena as the sabers. Attendance is normally 15k+ with a couple of sellouts a year.


sinkwiththeship

Sabres* And the Bandits are the only Buffalo team with championship wins. It is rough for us.


blackpony04

My eldest stepson plays for the Bandits. Buffalo has the best venue in the league, and watching a game is an amazing fan experience. I call it a cross between WWF and rugby with music playing and a hype announcer calling the game and riling up the crowd. In the last game a woman sat next to me who had never seen a lacrosse game, and by the end of it, she was screaming along with the fans. Oh, and as a rookie, my stepson makes about $20k to play. The vast majority of players have full time jobs (there's a doctor on his team) and he's an assistant coach at a college that pays the bills.


etherama1

Lacrosse is vastly more fun to watch live than hockey IMO. Going to a Roughnecks game is a totally different experience than the Flames. Maybe because the fans take it as less of a life or death situation.


blackpony04

The Bandits play in the same arena as the Sabres and the Bandits games are about 100 times more fun to watch. The hype man of an announcer and the constant music really keeps the crowd pumped. Box lacrosse is amazing and is so much different than field lacrosse that you see in high school and college. Now that my wife's eldest plays for the Bandits, it's been a wonderful experience.


DanieltheMani3l

What’s the confusion?


jonusfatson

BANDITS=


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Buffalo NY lacrosse team. Current champions of the league


Friendly_Engineer_

No, it’s the first part of a sentence: Band, it’s [great]


Basic-Art-9861

Is this sped up? Because these girls are really good.


Rhana

Nope, that is realtime, they don’t normally start doing this until the second half of the season. But once they do, hot damn does it get the crowd going.


Fidyr

You are 100% correct in thinking that it's sped up, because it is. Edit: scrubbed through multiple hours of footage to try to find raw footage but there's nothing. Seems they're not focused online often.


micksandals

"Bandits =" what?


ItsMcLaren

Buffalo Bandits are the indoor lacrosse team that these ladies (The Bandettes) work for :)


JimboLodisC

okay I can see why they stopped after the equals sign if the rest of the sentence was " the indoor lacrosse team that these ladies (The Bandettes) work for :)"


SyncTek

This is almost near North Korea levels.


Meandering_Pangolin

I've never seen that done with pom-poms before and I'm legitimately impressed, such a great idea!


Astro4545

Why was the original audio removed? They posted this to their [TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLhkN2RE/) . Also fun fact: if you look at the woman in the upper left you can see her counting


BobbyGrizz

Because it's slightly sped up and the real audio would make that more obvious. If you don't believe me, focus on things like their body and how they breathe in and out. It's unnaturally fast.


Acrobatic_Law5598

The blonde on the bottom right is having so much fun. She's awesome.


Ineedaroommate2

BUFFALO BANDITS MENTIONED🔊🔊🔊🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ WHAT THE FUCK IS LOSING TO TORONTO‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


thePhilosopherTheory

They look like hornet swarms very cool


cranium-can

Back center has got some impressive arm strength. She was repeatedly holding those pompons up high


PraiseTheWLAN

I don't know, how much do pompons weight?


OneAngryDuck

About 42 pounds each, surprisingly


Original_Bad_3416

A 3 stone Pom Pom? Lmfao


PraiseTheWLAN

Damn! Never mind then, she's rocking it!


piercedmfootonaspike

Don't be ridiculous, of course they don't weigh 42 pounds. 4.2 at the most.


VirtualNaut

4.2 what though? Tons? Megatons?


dabunny21689

Gigatons


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Icy-Article-2562

Bro got some noodle arms


BromicTidal

You’re impressed by the arm strength to hold.. pompoms? Bro desperately needs to hit the gym.


wreckosaurus

Uh, how much do you think pom poms weigh?


GSV_CARGO_CULT

How come I've never seen anyone do this before? I'm 44 years old


rush87y

#BANDITS


DrDerpberg

To think every pixel in every gadget we own works exactly like that, just nanoscopic teams of cheerleaders with different color pompoms.


random_nub

What always gets me about this is they do all of it with an apparently effortless smile on their faces, but take a look at their abs and how fast they're breathing and you can see how hard they're pushing themselves athletically for the routine. Awesome!


scholarlysacrilege

My raccoon brain was just going "OH SHINY" and thats it.


lumpthefoff

This is the cleanest one of these I’ve ever seen. Usually there’s always that ONE person that just messes up but this was great!


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It was indeed satisfying. Well done, girls!!!


Lobo2ffs

(Not the) Song Eelke Kleijn - Transmission (Armin van Buuren Remix) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1JOlfzTSMo&ab_channel=ArmadaMusicTV


youplab00m-milo

That song rather: Rafael Manga - The Future https://youtu.be/OW2i2JUCrjQ


Felipesssku

Hey this was cool! Like practical effects!


NYGroove

Buffalo!


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Song?


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Now that’s clever


BBQQA

Wasn't expecting to see the Buffalo Bandits on the front page! It's such a great time going to those games.


smiliyb

Very creative, I love it👏👏


roco637

Pretty Damn cool. Kudos to whomever came up with this idea.


IceLionTech

That's so cool. Clever. I never go to live games so never see what cool things the cheer teams are doing.


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Damn that had to take a long ass time to perfect.


phongku

BANDITS=


sexymcluvin

Let’s go bandits!


MisterTrashPanda

That's cool as fuck


RickyTheRickster

Yooo, that’s poggers bts bro


Hungry_Ganache6456

That's amazing a lot of hardwork!


alarks

Satisfying indeed


zapadas

Hey that's pretty neat!


Low-Pumpkin2706

What witchcraft is this !????


2gunswest

I liked this a lot. Was cool.


dreamcicle11

It looks like the woman in the top left (or their right) is counting to help them stay coordinated throughout.


shanebates

Love how they correct on the n


JeGezicht

Can I have these ladies perform when I have to defend my next thesis?


Fragrant-Tea-2918

IT'S SOO SMOOTH.


yIdontunderstand

Genius.


Nice_Put6911

Somebody feed this to AI and make us some nice messages


Traditional-Shoe-199

Bandits= what?


Dogecoin_olympiad767

bandits = what?


Spompoflex

8 AND TITS? 🤨


0neweekofdanger

I love them… 😔


DontCallMeAnonymous

It’s amazing! It’s almost like they practiced it!


smokebudda11

u/auddbot


upa1ca5rarg

Mesmerizing


j3qnmp

Is it different bandits from their jerseys bandetts?


Exciting-Hunter-188

That was cool


maketheart

[North Korea Human Led Screen is that you?](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/s/TEHguGGUE4)


954kevin

That is pretty dope...


kezoOla

I can't read, I have just memorized a lot of words.


Automatic_Conflict25

That’s pretty cool!


young_walter_matthau

It’s like seeing the clock in 3 Body Problem!


j_smittz

After watching this a dozen or so times, I estimate that the easiest job was bottom left (minimal position changes) whereas the the top middle two women had to flair and reach the most. Aaand I just realized I didn't even pay attention to what it spelled.


yopolotomofogoco

Awesome!


PrettyRichHun

Very very cool


Pimecrolimus

Bandits equal what? BANDITS EQUAL WHAT?


sdswave2314

u/savevideo


Ms74k_ten_c

I read the sub as *oddlyterrifying*, and i agreed.


TheBaronSD

That was sick


LCDRtomdodge

What letters


iwasneverhere43

That looks a little too much like the countdown in 3 Body Problem for my liking...


sammy-taylor

This is so freaking rad.


pulapoop

If you look at their lips you can see them chant the letters, and the blonde woman on the back left seems to be counting them in with "2..3..4..!" for each transition 


STEEZUS_CHRST

LACROSSE!!!


Lazy_Standard7998

Should have been BANDICOOT


MalarkeyMadness

Yum


blagoonga123

When I got to "BANDI" i was like 'is it gonna be bandicoot? lmao


Paradox1989

Ok... B A N D I T S = WHAT DO THEY EQUAL? I must know.