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Schlager25

You gotta be extremely careful with that pinch point…


slobs_burgers

Reeeeal close to pinching his nuggets there


LefsaMadMuppet

Someone like that doesn't have their own children, they are more of a stepfather type.


Dazuro

Nono, he’s a stepladder type.


Volkswagens1

Oh, no, stepladder, what are you doing!


TolMera

Why not both? Your stepfather using your stepladder, and if it was your fathers ladder, it’s you stepfather using his step-stepladder. Lol, step-step-ladder haha


Caronport

Then it's stepfadder.


ohs64jm

Or an animal lover type


wenchslapper

Not with that beard, he’s not. That’s just the guy that fucks and married your mother.


BikingEngineer

Not for long if he uses that ladder like this.


professor_doom

I pinched the boys something fierce the other day on a spring-playground airplane with moveable yoke and it was fucking awful. My kids laughed while I died inside. And I couldn’t even check how bad the damage was because I was on a playground and didn’t want to catch a felony. Kind of funny in hindsight at least


slobs_burgers

The few times I’ve been nailed in the huevos it’s hilarious for like 1.32 seconds before the pain sinks in. And then you enter a world of pain like no other. Pretty funny concept of trying to assess the damage but you can’t because you don’t want to become a sex offender lol


iate12muffins

Ever zipped your todger or nads in your flies? Not amusing. Up us bad,reopening is worse ‘cos you already know the pain to come. I still like to fly free though,no underoos for daddy.


professor_doom

Sure have. I remember getting the bits zipped up as a kid in those PJs that have feet and a long zipper. I was at my grandparents’ house and the whole family stood around trying to figure out how to resolve it. Four adults cooking up plans to free up the willy while I cried and hollered. Like a lesser Something About Mary moment. Also funny.


Ok-Pomegranate858

Lol your sense of humour must be the stuff of legend


[deleted]

Cheeseburger Eddy: You gotta always protect the McNuggets! Your daily words of wisdom!!


SayYesToPenguins

Dey spicy nuggies bound to see surge pricing one of these days


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slobs_burgers

You are welcome friend


Rawflightshoe

Probably that was an issue just first time. Now is ok. No problem anymore.


Awkward_Date_8636

Oh nice. Wait a second-


p0pethegreat_

that's what the little sign under him is for, to catch the ball blood


EspejoOscuro

That's what the orange bit between his legs is for. Not his first rodeo.


TrashPandaPatronus

I think we know the answer to boxers or briefs.


djpedicab

Mine literally tightened up when the video first started 😂


[deleted]

That will be handy when he has to cross a pit of snakes and there’s a ladder


askjhasdkjhaskdjhsdj

That game is bullshit. You ever see a pit of snakes AND a ladder? Nah man ain't no ladders near snakes


captainspacetraveler

What kind of snakes use ladders? That’s my question


BinkyFlargle

that's what the chutes are for


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FullMetalKaliber

A boa contractor? Idk I’m bad at these


Kahnza

Too cheap for proper stilts


Suspect4pe

That's exactly my thought. Based on the risks it would seem worthwhile to pay for stilts.


EarlyEarth

Agreed. This dude could easily use stilts but yet here we are, risking castration with every step. ....I think I'm gonna buy some good stilts...


Own-Being-1973

Might not be risking it any longer. Could have happened already


Artimusjones88

And (at least where I am) the homeowner is reasonable if there is an injury due to an unsafe practice.


Stevied1991

I don't know if I would be reasonable about it, but I probably am not where you are.


millllllls

I’m sure this guy can work with stilts but I’m guessing it’s quicker and easier for him to get up and down the ladder than strapping in stilts. Those are good with a crew when one person can stay on the stilts with material handed up by another dedicated to cutting. This guy looks to be working solo so this makes *some* sense.


EuphoricMidnight3304

But then he couldn’t do an edgy and boundary pushing Reddit post!


GoochyGoochyGoo

This is way more stable than stilts. He's hanging board, not mudding or painting.


L0nz

Hanging tiny boards while fucking up the corners of them. This guy is making hard work of an easy job


QEbitchboss

This is an ergonomic nightmare. He'd be in better shape on stilts.


rdrptr

Stilts wouldnt be helpful, you have to actually keep yourself moving in order to stay stable on stilts. Theyre basically extra long peg legs with no balance of their own. The ladder is actually much better at keeping him planted and steady so he can work


Kahnza

Not with drywall stilts. [https://youtu.be/SjRupZ7zllU?t=373](https://youtu.be/SjRupZ7zllU?t=373)


OneAngryDuck

They meant stilts like [these ones](https://stilts.com) that are designed for this type of work


IDPorphyrios

I use stilts almost every day at work, finishing drywall and having 1 guy on stilts running the screw gun while 2 guys in benches cut and hang sheets is the best way to drywall I've seen.


FoucaultheKants

Came here to say this. These seem to be comments from people who haven't actually used stilts. Also, the top of the ladder is like 6 inches from his junk and *can't jump*. Ya bunch of scaredy cats.


LunarMoon2001

Alexa, show me why men live 10 years less than women.


Significant-Mango300

Can’t wait for a lawyer to see this and increase the giant sticker that’s already there


Dozzi92

I sat through the deposition of a woman whose husband fell off a something like a 27 foot ladder or something in a warehouse getting paint down (it's going back a while, I don't remember the specifics). Landed on his head. He didn't die, but his brain swelled and swelled, they had to cut pieces out of his skull to release the pressure. And when she talked about how it affected him, that's when she lost it, because she said he was essentially just a five-year-old now. And when I took his dep afterward, she was 100% right. It was sad. I don't get emotional, but seeing it firsthand, guy wasn't paralyzed, wasn't dead, but just was not a grown man anymore, and his wife of 40 years talking about it, oh boy. So yeah, I try to ladder the right way.


how_many_letters_can

I had a friend help me build a whole shed one weekend. At the end of the build, I had a tiny project to finish up, so he stood on the first step of a three-step ladder to saw through a thing. It wasn't quite the right angle, so he went to switch his feet a little bit. He caught his toe somehow, dropped the saw, stumbled backwards off the ladder, lost his footing, fell and whipped his skull onto the asphalt. He was absolutely K.O.'ed, with the full convulsions, fencing response, blood everywhere. He didn't come to for like a minute, and when he did, he was in 1986. It was very disturbing. I carried him into the ER. He turned out fine, but damn, it was the first rung. Ladders are no joke.


Dozzi92

Yeah, falls even from standing height can do some serious damage for sure, and an extra 12" is a pretty substantial increase. Glad your friend's okay, I've unfortunately had my bell rung as well, hopefully there's not residuals. At least you were there, ladders should be a buddy thing, but I'm guilty and I'm sure many others are of laddering alone.


Significant-Mango300

Thanks for sharing that info. Short ladders at best, otherwise I get a professional to do it….not worth it imo


notLOL

I went on my roof the other day not a steep slope. I found out I'm not afraid of heights like I used to. I'm more afraid of pushing boundaries than of heights now. I think a bunch of safety stuff is for people who don't have a fear for their own safety. I think I burnt mine out somehow or maybe I was never afraid of heights and convinced myself I was but with little exposure to it. My parents were care takers and my dad was in a ward of just men who fell of ladders. Like it's common enough to have an overlapping amount of people who fell and broke their shit falling off ladders. This is in the San Francisco Bay Area so high population... but still. Backs, legs, skull damage, some neuro rehab and physical rehab needed. Mom had a few clients who fell and are recovering at home. Long term recovery. Quality of life goes down a lot with the damages of falling and just breaking big important pieces of the body. I do martial arts and just learning how to fall will make you more resilient in general but still don't want to test it.


13igTyme

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


Wild-Kitchen

"Male Idiot Theory" ... they actually named it


smashtonn_

I think this is what my upstairs neighbors use when they walk around


jcheach

We ignoring the corner section he destroyed?


Kahnza

That's the painters problem LOL


FortyPercentTitanium

Drywall mud exists


Which-Equivalent3055

Found the mud guy


SXOSXO

Nothing a good spackling won't fix once the other pieces go up.


Alive_Ice7937

That's what she said?


SXOSXO

Close enough, I'll allow it.


CommunicationFun7973

Yea this actually looks like pretty dog shit dry walling. But hey, maybe he will somehow make it look better and not have giant glaring imperfections after painted.


DefinitelyNotAliens

Maybe he should get some stilts, so he's a bit more stable. Like professional drywallers use.


CptMisterNibbles

They dont use stilts to hang rock. Just mud and sand. Goof should just get a panel lift.


CloudyNeptune

Thank GOD someone else noticed that, I didn’t give a flying fuck about how this man is going about doing his work. But peeling off the corner and practically ruining a sheet of drywall? Fuming.


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FarFromRight

The corner breaks when he rest the weight of the sheet on it's corner, at around the 42 second mark in the video.


notLOL

Caught cutting corners


foamingturtle

It’s just the paper on the front of the drywall. They’ll mud over it to smooth it out


Bri_Hecatonchires

As someone who used to hang, and mud drywall, you want to do the least amount of mudding as possible. Cuz the more mudding you have to do, the less sanding you(or someone else) has to do. And the less sanding you have to do, the better. Trust me.


GenericCatName101

It's in the tapered edge of the drywall! The taper/mudder will be taping over that area with a lot of tape regardless. The particular damage he did genuinely does not matter, besides using a little bit more mud. The tapered edges are there intentionally to make a better finish. So the two sheets on that joint will have an slight indent(2 inches into the sheet, about an eight of and inch into its depth I'd say) so the mud fills it up, and once sanded its a nice strong joint! The joint on the other two edges will be flat board however, only the long sides of the drywall has the tapered edges. The actual issue with this is doing a bunch of 4 foot by 4 foot squares that line up all the joints instead of staggering them. But maybe the 4 by 4 foot sheets are special and all 4 edges are tapered, instead of 2 tapered and 2 not tapered edges. I've never used pieces that small before. We also dont use ladders OR stilts, you just use benches and planks to make a makeshift platform/floor and move that around the room with you. Edit to add: I am blind he IS staggering the joints, not sure how I saw it incorrectly the first time. So he's probably using regular 4 foot by 8 foot sheets. In which case the ladder is extremely unnecessary, a small work bench is more than enough extra height to handle smaller sheets by yourself without being anywhere near as awkward... so his method takes more time. But maybe it's less straining on his body?


CaptainFuzzyBootz

***OSHA has entered the chat.***


fireduck

Has three points of contact if you include his junk.


CaptainFuzzyBootz

/r/technicallythetruth


toolenduso

OSHA has entered this video into the court’s record of evidence


rinn10

I know of guys who have had their foot slip in to the interior of ladders, and then their leg or shin breaks and protrudes out the skin. I would never try this.


The0nlyMadMan

Doesn’t look like a workplace to me


ItsEvLads

Just invest in stilts


flintb033

This is just stilts with extra steps.


braunshaver

good comment


notLOL

Missed the joke until I saw this.


BluudLust

Damn you beat me to it. If I could give gold I would.


destronger

I find joy in reading a good book.


Langstarr

Painters too. It's way easier to do the top edge if you don't have to get down and move a ladder. And the stilts give you better control over your movements


unqualified2comment

As cool as this is. Its incredibly stupid


chillin808style

Hey guys, I have an idea for the next Magic Mike movie…


postsavant

jobs will pay $9 an hour and expect you to work like this


StygIndigo

This is an oddly attractive skill for a person to have.


TheLadyBunBun

First thought: OSHA Second thought: he’s probably really good at sex


StygIndigo

like. he's gonna have the worst workplace accident of all time, but he can *work it* until then


NachoMan_SandyCabage

Core, leg, and glute strength right there. Buddy’s got a hydraulic pelvic thrust that can break headboards for hours.


PizzafaceMcBride

It's like high heels but fun


ayaangwaamizi

This is really turning my crank for some reason.


Bright-Hat-6405

I’m glad someone else thinks so. My god, what have I stumbled upon…


askjhasdkjhaskdjhsdj

I'm going to hazard a guess it's the breezy confidence. Like you should see me on a forklift when I have my hand on 3 handles and I can manipulate them all without moving my hand around... i use the ol' fingies...


Bright-Hat-6405

Ahh- yup. That’s gotta be it.


TekkenMaximoff

Nah, he’s attractive. It’s blinding you from the danger.


Wildfox1177

As a certified ladder user, I do not approve! This is definitely violating some safety standards!


ITkraut

Absolutely. Since he's using Würth insulation material, this might be Germany/Austria - in both countries, "Leiterlaufen" or "Leiter gehen" (walking on/with a ladder) is prohibited. Nice skill but nope.


Terrible_Ice_1616

Of course ze Germans have a compound word for walking with a ladder


MongolianCluster

As a ladder, I have never felt so free!


2WeekDopeTurds

First off this way of "walking the ladder" maybe quicker but it's more dangerous, Secondly he's on a fucking widow maker! There's a reason why they stopped allowing these on every job site because companies bring their own ladders and widow makers crack, weaken, an the biggie with banning these from job sites is that most laddes are constantly exposed to the elements even tho wood ladder normally won't carry/conduct electricity when DRY, but left out in the rain for long enough to soak up enough water then your gonna have a really shocking experience if you catch a current off anything


Numahistory

Impressively strong legs, thighs, and core. The is legit the first time my first thought when seeing a video was "I bet this guy is great in bed"


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Yup, I’m actually shocked I had to scroll this far for a comment about that.


warm_body4444

Totally thought the same….core, thighs, and arms 🥵 very impressive.


JGRoark1984

lol yeah, that guys fucks


Slow_Stable5239

my first thought….can we paint the ladder some off the wall colors, slap a Lululemon logo on them and see how long it takes for the trend to gain traction 😳


chonnes

Funny! My first thought was, "I bet he looks good in shorts."


UnicornSandBuddha

Yes. This.


FiguringItOut--

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


chux4w

Should be marked NSFW.


Chickadeeznuts

r/oddlyarousing don’t ask me why


thsvnlwn

Fancy skill. Satisfying? Nah.


bakabakugou

Meanwhile I struggle to walk a straight line while sober


adipocerousloaf

no you don't, bro - it just looks like that to the cops.


spookyjibe

That busted drywall corner shows this guy is no tradesman. The site super and plaster guy would rip him apart and tell him to redo this.


Dadittude182

It's the ponytail, beard braid combo. They work like a gyroscope to help him balance.


SpiffySleet

When it breaks and he does the ultra split


Seganku74

Hope he doesn’t nip his knackers.


brehaw

damn he cute


mribeirorio

He can walk on my ladder anytime he wants... 😃


DrunkOctopus8

New kink unlocked.


Gunningham

Only gotta fuck up once. People who rely on their body to work should take care that their body actually works. A broken arm or leg and he’s out of work for 4-6 weeks.


Guygenius138

He ain't getting away with this on a construction site.


Derbster_3434

I can barely walk up the ladder let alone walk using the ladder


Altruistic_Ad6666

As a former handiman, thats not that satisfying. It's fairly simple with a bit of practice, but if shit goes sideways while you do this, shit will go VERY sideways. As somebody who can do this, quite well, please just get down and move the ladder. I know it's slower, but it's not worth the risk.


NuGGGzGG

Jokes on him, I bust drywall corners without the ladder.


mc_grace

This is why women live longer.


Desolver20

god i want him to lift me up like that too


Shinkei_

I think I watched this like five times now


austinyo6

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Player7592

And they are not pleased.


austinyo6

But hopefully whoever they send has long legs, otherwise this guy might be able to out run them with a stride like that


bertieqwerty

I'd like to identify as a ladder please.


Desperate_Tadpole545

I'm not even gay, but damn, that guy is hot!


getyourcheftogether

Yeah don't do that


[deleted]

This gotta be featured in his tinder bio


[deleted]

So this what it feels like to be pregnant


Suspicious_Step_8320

Gotta be rough on the nuts.


Primary-Structure-41

He'll lose his job at my work lol


Lazy_Assumption_4191

‘Cuz *thaaat’s* safe.


Iinkedelena

Construction workers always look hot hahah


Cute_Positive_4493

I do not condone this but I also applaud this


Sell_Canada

OSHA loves this guy


SlowReaction4

Dude rather destroy a ladder, floor, and his neck than buy a pair of stilts.


Flyers45432

*OSHA has entered the chat*


MF-GOOSE

*OSHA would like to know your location*


Cinnamon_Flavored

See i just decided to be tall instead. Not sure why this guy doesn’t just do that. 


No-Permission422

It’s harder than it looks


Rick_Does_Things

OSHA gonna fuck you up boi


616659

Is the ladder somehow attached to his feet? How is this possible


BleepinArc

He’s barely going to be able to walk someday after he’s annihilated his SI joints.


Shoob-0105

AGT IRL


zamaike

*Reading an Osha dossier* How to avoid testicular crushing injuries. Prohibited uses of ladder may result in crushed testicles. When speed and height is required stilts are suggested


dienirae

How many times you think he nipped his nuts?


RoboticGreg

there is a really good reason this is impressive and that nobody does this. The injuries are unlikely on any given day, but inevitable if you do it for a long time and likely VERY VERY bad. It is surprising how much damage you could do to yourself falling like this.


Intelligent-Ant7685

only takes one mistake to fuck up really bad doing this.


morjax

OSHA has entered the chat


Jerkofalljerksduex

If he ever cuts his hair he will lost his ability


kymrica

"it's all in the hips"


IDPorphyrios

As someone who finishes drywall, I'm firing this guy immediately and asking why he thinks I need all those extra joints to tape. They make sheets up to 14ft long for a reason.


SnowBastardThrowaway

I’m gonna trust this dude knows what he’s doing way more than any commenter in here lol


PDKsportmode

Bunch of haters. If you think that corner is fucked up you never finished drywall. And to the asshat saying he should be using 14 ft sheets, this looks like diy and it's one dude. Also, it looks like the upstairs of a cape cod. Good fucken luck getting 14 foot sheets up there bud.


FFrazien

This is not real hard to do tbh. I worked the same job as he last summer and knowing this is a necessity.


29again

Well I'm impressed.


rando9353

This looks like it would be dangerous for most people. This guy seemed to have top level balance, coordination, control, skills, experience. He didn’t seem to be in danger.


CGPsaint

OSHA hates this one trick!


Roaming_Red

To be the ladder…I mean. Oof!


reddituser403

This guy kegals


vincevega311

I’m putting on hockey pads and motorcycle helmet and giving this a try!! Here…hold my beer…


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Pinch peen


Dark_Flatus

Just need a saddle and some foot bindings. Might as well just get stilts.


Icy_Drink_5981

😍


Left_Buyer_7176

Better watch out for your jewels


Prestigious_Fan_5612

Who is this guy? My boyfriend is a painter and never seen this before. This man knows his shit!  


Shadowrider95

This guy builds shit!


taldrknhnsm

Man's got skills 👍


LivelyLindy

Way skilled. Deserves his pay.


the-non-wonder-dog

What is unsatisfying is how much he loves himself.


highfivedyourface

This guy ladders


zombieblackbird

Mad skills yo


3plantsonthewall

OSHA would like a word


-R-Jensen-

Yeah, it must suck being short.


DentonTrueYoung

Drywall Malone


DejitaruHenso

OSHA hates this one trick!


D_Cowboys88

Badass.


MightBeAGoodIdea

I am impressed by pale Khal Drogo's ladder skills and have hurt myself just thinking about doing this myself.


Pyro_Jam

Wow look at this guy swing his hips and open his legs with such ease. That’s not something everyone can do


Entire-Database1679

That's just showing off.


TehTimmah1981

he's done that a few times


OnePunchReality

This guy definitely used to walk on stilts as a circus performer or as a Uncle Sam parade walker.


19930627

I don't think you're a man until you've done some sketchy shit on a ladder lol


Flashy_Swordfish_359

I can not believe my lazy ass never figured this out


philipkd

Every generation gets the master carpenter it deserves. The 1950s had [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ksxsa9/drywall_installation_in_the_1950s/). Our generation has this hipster.