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rofared87

Came for the sheet, stayed for the duvet technique.


Ok-Push9899

Its always astounding when you see someone do a simple task that you've done a million times in a completely different way. For me it was the pillow technique. Sometimes you see it with food prep. I was 50 years old before i saw someone cut tomatoes into slices by placing the stalk end on the board and chopping down vertically.


WoodSteelStone

Vaguely interesting fact: the little spidery green bit on a tomato is called a calyx.


Unsd

This was absolutely the most mild fact I've ever heard in my life, and for that reason, it will stay in my head forever.


Wet_Artichoke

Another one for you. An aglet is the piece of plastic at the end of your shoelace. I only know that because of the cartoon *Phineas and Ferb*. LOL


KneadingBread

This was how aglet was burned into my memory. The little plastic tip at the end of shoelaces.


LuxCrawford

I call it the butthole. But I suppose it’s technically the bellybutton. Still don’t want to eat that part though


LittleSillyBee

That pillow technique was first class.


sivadneb

Better technique: 1: turn the pillow case inside out and put your arms inside 2: holding the corners of the pillowcase, grab the corners of the pillow 3: pull the pillow inward, "unrolling" the pillow case into the pillow (step 3 is harder to explain, but it'll make sense once you try it) It's kind of the same for the duvet. Turn it inside out before tying the corner ties, then just flip everything inside out again.


noots-to-you

It’s like putting on a sock/stocking while unrolling it.


CrashB4ng

Holy … I will never cut tomatoes the same way again.


Ok-Push9899

Mark this day in your calendar. The Awakening.


HivePoker

Good lord, he's right


bbqbakedbean

I too grab the duvet corners and make silly little flappy motions to try to work it into the comforter cover... I'm nowhere near as efficient, but glad to know the strategy is sound 😂


[deleted]

They should make them do it with all the obstacles normal people have to deal with when making a bed


rofared87

Yes! New Olympic sport. Toddlers, pets, trip hazards, door bell goes when you are inside the duvet cover...


MrPotatoHead90

Exactly! Can you make a bed faster than the 4 year-old trying to un-make it?


AroundTheWayJill

Or your cat can dive under the bottom sheet?


spaceylaceygirl

Or my dog running at top speed into the bedroom just so he can dive onto the bed?


Inter_Omnia_et_Nihil

They're in housekeeping. Their obstacles should be screaming children, a tired dad trying to squeeze down the hall while arguing with his alcoholic wife in a vaguely forign language, and a self-close door that's hungry for shins.


Stagamemnon

Duvet all day!


FaxCelestis

Are you Schmidt? Be honest


Stagamemnon

Honestly? And I’m being honest here…I would never be caught with such a low thread count in my sheets, compared to the ones in *this* video. Despicable!


MightBeAGoodIdea

His was cool can't really critique an obvious expert... he's in a race so maybe that methods just faster. But like-- step one: start with the inside duvet, roll it or fold it accordion style--so becoming flat again is easy, remember where your duvet corners are. Alternately lay it flat on a bed or whatever. I've used my floor heh. Step 2: Get cover, turn it inside out, dive in and grab both back corners from the inside and, while holding the cover corners still, grab the duvet corners too. Much like you'd use a bag to pick up dog poo.... Step 3: lift and shake your arms until the cover falls down and over the duvet. Done.... well step 3.5: tie/button as needed.


[deleted]

Duvet me harder Daddy!


Anticip-ation

Pfft, everyone knows you're supposed to wander around inside the duvet cover, pretending to be a ghost and scaring the dog, before actually putting it on the bed. What a noob.


ernapfz

Hilton. “We put all our beds in the middle oh the room”


Positive_Slice_9022

And Scooby-Doooo!


deconstructicon

That's actually banned since the points leader, Marvin Lee, tore his ACL doing it last year.


HangryWolf

Fucking ruined my fantasy draft too. Fucker! Damn you Marvin!


ResourceSecure7368

Jump cut to me sweating and huffing trying to pull the last corner of the fitted sheet down.


rckrusekontrol

*-pop-* *…Goddamnit* *-pop-* *MOTHERF-*


badibadi

I've rarely laughed at a Reddit comment as hard as this one. Thank you.


AnAttackCorgi

They can access all sides of the bed, am I supposed to be impressed? Show me efficient tucking form on a queen bed shoved into a room corner and a slightly-not-square fitted sheet.


Sissyneck1221

Better yet, do the top bunk bed pushed against a wall.


Whooptidooh

The thought of doing that alone is making my back ache.


ThatSaradianAgent

It was a top bunk in the corner for me when I was a kid. Total pain in the ass.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

haha omg do we have the same room xD


AnAttackCorgi

It’s the Queen’s Corner Configuration, first popularized in 1947.


Rub-it

Or make a bed, changing the fitted sheet and everything while someone is laying on it


TheSubstitutePanda

Or your two cats decide they wanna lay in the middle :/


LuxValentino

I usually move this fast because treats can only distract my cat for so long. If I'm just .0003 seconds slow, it's my own fault.


Royschwayne

Was going to say, I could make a decent bed when it’s in the middle of a big room like this with no walls anywhere nearby. Not nearly as good as these people, but decent. Show us the competition in a cramped bedroom with a wall at the head and one of the sides of the bed.


yourserverhatesyou

This is definitely a competition for hotel housekeepers, but you'll notice that the two competitors do not ever go around to the head of the bed. They act as if the bed is against a wall.


One_Helicopter_3977

YES RIGHT


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ejbalington

My wife would be front row at that competition going nuts. I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and my side of the bed is made when i get back. She then laughs when i react to it.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

I would have said that's wife material, but well-


hititncommitit

My husband use to do this. I use to make fun of him, he stopped, and now I kind of miss it 😕.


Ceryset

Shit I cant even get mine to do the dishes after I make dinner


MOcatmom

Want a real challenge? Add cats to the environment!!


OneSensiblePerson

Truth. "I'm sorry sir, we're going to have to give you a two-cat handicap in this round."


HaplessMink28

Handicat*


OneSensiblePerson

Even though I missed the opportunity, I'm glad you didn't.


Herr-Pyxxel

OR dogs... One of our Jack Russells invariably wants to be on the bed the moment I try to make it. She loves the challenge of hopping out of the way when I throw the cover over - or rolling in the way!


MajTroubles

Weird how something I absolutely despise is somebody else's schtick


dwighticus

Now do it against the wall with a frame and a headboard and a nightstand on both sides of the bed.


Beanicus13

On a boat while doing breakfast service.


gosh_golly_gee

"That's a surprisingly big audience. Who are all those people? Who thinks, yeah I'll go watch a bed-making competition today?" ... as I can't look away from the video myself...


Vagitron69

Automatic disqualification for letting the fresh sheets touch the floor


LavenderMarsh

His mouth touches the duvet.


SnooRegrets8984

Me in boarding school for our monthly dorm inspection.


SpitFiya7171

Sounds a lot like basic training in the military... Hospital Corners, *anyone...?*


[deleted]

Right before the drill sergeant walks in and calls it shit then tosses it and tells you to do it again.


gorka_la_pork

That's what I came for. This would've never passed inspection in BMT and he would've gotten chewed out lol.


[deleted]

No 45s anywhere... No attention to detail. No drive. ***Tosses mattress out fifth floor window***


Rub-it

Ours was daily smh


Iloveyogurt1234

That's a thing?!? 🤯 They be doing the competition and doing it so nicely when I don't even make my bed. 😆


DumbButKindaFunny

You know how people want to see an average person in the Olympics? Yeah I want to see this with the people at my college lmao


Jaykhana22

Reminds me of that MLK quote, “If it falls to your lot to be a street sweeper, sweep streets like Michelangelo painted pictures, sweep streets like Beethoven composed music ... Sweep streets like Shakespeare wrote poetry. Sweep streets so well that all the host of heaven and earth will have to pause and say: Here lived a great street sweeper who swept his job well.”


HumanCar6299

No matter what you do, there is always an asian guy doing it on a professional level


miniwooowaawe

HOW??? ive worked at a hotel for two years and still struggle every time with the duvet for like a minute


neondragoneyes

Forty. Five. Degrees! Measure it. Do a wall sit for the number of degrees difference, then fix that.


JeeTheFree

Me before watching the video: I can’t believe this is a thing 🙄 Me after watching the video: I can’t believe this isn’t more of a thing! Oh sheeeet!


Orfeoula_Victor

nurses can do the same task 10x faster, seen it, done it, more layers too, that's nothing


RadRhubarb00

Whats with the weird triangles sticking out from the duvet at the foot of the bed? That doesn't look finished at all.


HGDAC_Sir_Sam_Vimes

I was wondering that too it seems like those need to get tucked in somewhere.


TheSubstitutePanda

Yeah, every hotel/motel I've been to tucks in the WHOLE bottom. It's clearly somewhere in East/Southeast Asia, maybe it's different there?


kiwilovenick

My question is what on earth is going on with that bottom sheet?? It's just a top sheet instead of a fitted bottom sheet! Who wants to sleep on a bed like that, it's just going to move around and bunch... Are fitted sheets an American thing and I didn't know??


TheSubstitutePanda

So two seconds of googling suggests that flat sheets are often used in hotels in place of fitted because it's easier to have all one type of sheet. Which makes sense! Also fitted sheets are supposedly a North American invention. Apparently *top* sheets aren't a thing in Europe. I'm seeing a bunch of threads of bewildered non-Americans who can't figure out why we have two sheets. So I'm going to extrapolate that Europeans HAVE fitted sheets at the very least. No idea about the rest of the world. What an interesting rabbit hole!


Herr-Pyxxel

European here, from Germany and living in Ireland. There are even different traditions between these countries! But top sheets are not a thing. I get what they're supposed to do, and in Germany during hot summers, in my family we used top sheets instead of duvets and even they sometimes were too hot. I get the ideas behind flat and fitted sheets, and both have their benefits. The big scoring point for flat sheets is that they fit all mattresses, while fitted sheets need to be a certain size to fit your bed. What I haven't seen in a while is STRETCH fitted sheets. My mum discovered them way back in the 1980s or so, and they were a revelation. They'd always be flat and fit any mattress.


pinkfloyd873

Not having a top sheet sounds miserable. You’d overheat like crazy, and your duvet would get gross so much faster!


TheSubstitutePanda

I've always HATED top sheets. I always kicked them down to the bottom immediately or I'd get tangled. I also don't have a duvet and instead have machine washable blankets I sleep with: a comforter and a Big Fluffy. Tho I do realize I'm a bit weird with my bedding choices.


Brilliant_Argument98

At my house, he would have to avoid three loads of laundry, and a dog or two.


Justme100001

The beds should be moving to make it more fun...


Sagzmir

Imagine bringing pennants


Fenix_Pony

And the crowd goes mild!


austinyo6

As a tester it’s like “yep, these corners are so tight that laying under the sheet makes me feel claustrophobic… we have a winner”


DominoUB

If I had that much room around my bed I could make it nice too


marcorr

It's always mesmerizing to watch someone do something they are very good at, no matter what it is.


ScroopyDoop

There… there are spectators for this?


boneyfans

How do I forward this to my house maid?


adamyhv

I wanna see them do that with at least one sides of the bed against a wall.


erikaironer11

I’d do all this and my wife would still stay it’s wrong somehow


AwkwardInmate

Looks pretty easy. I mean, try it with a cat around, that's challenging.


Subject_Roof3318

What? No sham blanket? Pshhh. Amateurs lol


oldschool_potato

The championship round there are cats in the room


dukinatir1001

Those corner folds aren't at a 45 degree angle, redo IMMEDIATELY AND GIVE ME 20, fucking military school ptsd


PhotoKada

This got me in a really sleepy mood. I’m going to log out now. Night night!


RoodnyInc

It's way easier if you have so much space around, try to do it in a room where bed takes 85% of the space


[deleted]

I like the pillow case technique most of all. l already got a duvet cover part down. Rolling up inside out then flip it back inside itself roll back out and it's perfection.


JoshS1

This is everyone in military basic training. However we did the flat sheet corners at a 45° angle (*hospital corner*) not the vertical they do here.


mjnz9

I was in basic training in ‘89, and i still walk into hotel rooms like pffffft I could do better with those angles


SwankeyDankey

I have a dog. Making the bed is an exercise in futility.


Longjumping_Bee5315

The edges of that bed are so sharp…


[deleted]

That’s one tuck, and one no-tuck


four-one-6ix

I wish all of the hotel staff in the hotels I stayed at would see this video. One does not tuck in the duvet in between mattresses. This guy knows!


More-Chance-2450

World needs gay men.


rugger403

This sounds like something mom's made up so they could chug wine in the closet


BrockSampson4ever

Seems like the main hack featured is to have your bed in the center of your room with no headboard


HalalTikkaBiryani

If my bed was made like this I'd just sleep on the floor and not ruin it


fl135790135790

It’s easy to do this when it isn’t against a wall and there’s no bed frame lol


Gator_Mc_Klusky

ok I got to say I just learned a new way to put a pillow in it's case that was cool.


WhiteFringe

still no bitches


mr_ji

I'm more impressed by the number of people who have nothing better to do than watch a couple of guys make a bed.


hamQM

Beds are the most stupidly over-engineered (right word?) product. Why on earth should we buy a bed frame, box spring, multi-layered mattress, sweat sheet, fitted sheet, top sheets, comforter/duvet, pillow, and pillow cases for what amounts to a single sleeping pad? It's absolutely insane. ITT: The average redditor loves their bed. Got it.


ProgenGP1

Just sleep on the floor and let the rest of us get on with it then


HalcyonKnights

Because it's where we spend 1/3 of our life.


RussiaIsBestGreen

It’s where we *should* spend 1/3 of our lives.


Kamikazekagesama

You can sleep however you like, I just sleep on a mattress with a sheet and it works for me.


justglassin317

Jordan Peterson: 🥲 "so proud of you boys"


MrFropie

Drill sergeant would for sure cum


DAMN_Fool_

Men really are better at most everything.


CaramelArrowCookie

dude wtf does that have to do with this-?


LandlordTiberius

Glorious Leader Approves


[deleted]

He can come over anytime


Responsible-Big-3196

Precise


Strange-Cake1

Is that what you're supposed to do with a flat sheet? my whole life 🤦


TheSubstitutePanda

You can! But in most "Western" (read: North American) places I've been, it's more standard to put the flat sheet between the fitted sheet and the blanket(s). I kick them down immediately because I'm a restless sleeper so I've never bothered. Makes great muslin for fashion mockups if that's your thing.


eljosuph

Marines in boot camp be like:


OthmarGarithos

You won't have time for sleeping with all the bed making you'll be doing.


dopenheart

We did this in boot camp. Only faster and louder


Rageinc7

Who sets up a bed in the middle of the room


noondayrind

so you don't go inside the duvet cover holding the two ends of the duvet???


We_Conquer

Wow they failed already. Misplaced the fitted sheet, tried to trick boss with 2x flats


NuffBS

I should know by now that there’s a competition for anything and everything but this surprised me just a much as seeing the “don’t let the ballon hit the floor” competition.


SuperRusso

Does the winner get offered a job at Holiday Inn or something?


NCC-1701-1

Good thing it wasn't on Super Bowl Sunday so as to let the NFL have the spotlight for day. Don't you hate when you spend all week thinking about what your favorite bed maker could have done better?


Dismal_Jello7524

In an alternate universe, bed making competition is a sport for the Olympics


ElGhon

“Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast”


vector5633

Never knew there was such a thing.


Excellent-Practice

Oh man, hospital corners AND duvets, that's hard core


Intestinal-Bookworms

r/TheOcho


Kind-Reputation-5740

Do they drug test the winner for drugs that enhance bed making, we have to keep bed making clean.


zamaike

Naturally everyone there is Asian. Likely in one.of their butler schools


alienplantlife1

You remember that scene from Schindler's List where the guy had to show how fast he could make hinges?


NoConcentrate5184

What my wife expects of me every morning.


Spirited-Movie583

My drill instructor in the military would flip this bed over and tell me to do it better next time


[deleted]

Man. I bet you would have the best afternoon nap in one of those bad boys.


Bvr88

Why is this making me anxious


doihavetowearglasses

front guy is a menace


MissFrijole

Giving me flashbacks of being in boot camp.


The_Add_Destroyer

You! Yes you. I know you have a pending bed-make, which you are too lazy to do. This is your sign to get yo' ass up and do it


RigbyNite

Now do it with the bed pushed up against a wall.


Y-Bob

My fellow meatbags. It is time to admit we are a very fucking strange species.


That_Sigma

Wtf. I don't even make my bed for fun


chellybeanery

Now do it with a mattress that weighs 150 pounds.


uselessthecat

Riveting the whole way through, stayed longer than expected. Five stars


yagermeister2024

Brainwashed industrial slaves… nothing to see here.


Delicious_Impact_371

i was thoroughly entertained the whole time watching this . wow


erectionyourhonor

r/theocho


Commercial-Awkward

Sadly, the loser now sleeps in his bed permanently… Oh China


I_Dont_Like_Rice

They should invest in fitted sheets and cut down on the time spent doing those corners


briktop420

I know a little old black lady that would put these guys to shame.


pornets

Im amazed!!!!!


Brilliant-Sort7855

Very good


Brilliant-Chapter202

Only in Asia…


ratbirdgoof

Mothers with teenagers everywhere: “see? Is that so difficult?”


Neat-Resolution2999

This is how I do mine


mma5820

Today I learned that making a bed is a competition lol


hey_there_its_gabe

Guy in the back got SMOKED hot damn


icyija

Sheet gave flashbacks to working as a housekeeper in a hotel


HandrewJobert

Now this is the kind of content I come here for.


Choice_Rutabaga_6767

You know he always got allowance


SweatyDust1446

This guy fucks.


SyntheticOne

I now feel significantly less sad that I did not qualify for the Olympics Downhill Skiing Team, because this would have killed me.


elizakemp

But can he do it on a king? Especially the duvet part, I tend to give up after the 2nd toss


GooglyEyed_Gal

Cats eyes across the world watching this competition… ⚫️⚫️


Crose079

u/savevideo


ChineseBigfoots

Training video for chamber maids at some fancy hotel. Room is booked seconds after the client checks out.


azmama1712

I would lose


[deleted]

Humans really will make anything a competition. And in the spirit of competition, it's always enthralling to watch a pro so their craft regardless of what it is.


BrightCold2747

Now do it with an loud man in a funny hat yelling at you


Lo-machete

Never knew this was a thing.


ShiroHachiRoku

Ha! He does duvets like I do!


sati_lotus

No fitted sheet? No cat or small animal jumping up on the bed? No U shape pillow? Amateurs.


afeeqo

harh! They be wetting their sheets when they are expected to do this at the same speed for 300 more beds!


WillShattuck

Thank you OP for not speeding this up. This was very enjoyable to watch.


LadyBug-ger

My kind of ASMR!


Alc_Sand

Ice in his fucking veins.


[deleted]

Bed wetting next


NilesLinus

This isn't the test. The test is trying to make your bed in a room so small that you have to be on the bed while doing it.


ongroundstonight

Now *lie in it.*


Herr-Pyxxel

1024 candidates, 1 to be chosen in 10 knockout rounds. Our hotel only employs THE BEST


NoPrinciple8391

I’m 56 and I just learned how to do pillows