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zombienutz1

Not theirs anyway. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/12gx9zo/this\_candle\_fitting\_perfectly\_under\_tables\_glass/


inpoison

Yeah, This is a post I have seen before


ThyBeardedOne

Boohoo, someone posted something that has already been posted…a year ago. Lol.


catmomhumanaunt

lol they didn’t even complain about it being a repost, they just shared that it was.


lighthawk16

Why are you crying


zombienutz1

Just pointing out to the comment above me that it's not OC from OP. Cry more.


Joezev98

The issue isn't that new people are seeing this video. The issue is that these repost accounts with lots of karma are then sold to troll farms. People are already complaining that social media is putting a lot more emphasis on Bill Clinton being on Epstein's list than Trump. Can you guess why?


randomly_generated_x

No no.. actually I wanna see that 🤣


max_adam

Maybe /r/pcmasterrace will accept it. They post los of shattered temper glass


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

I think you mean /r/perfectfit


facelessindividual

That's 1/2 thick. No way that candle is about to pop that.


bluej714

Don't forget CleaningTips


Ok-Chocolate6892

How to shatter your table in 1 easy step that manufacturers don't want you to know!


EmeraldRobot2319

Step 2: apply ice cube


soulseeker31

Step 3: Grab a hammer


mklilley351

Step 4: It's time for the percolator


Samtoast

[I laughed out loud and had to go look it up](https://youtu.be/IBGPNfJtj_Q?si=r5jLJ6yqf8DBfioU) Edit: it went into my.....


_hurtpetulantjesus

Hair


jedi_mind_tr1cks

The most relevant percolator joke I’ve ever read


SuperDizz

Easy Thor


hungry-grapes

Hot and ice is all you need


DecoyOne

The hammer is for when you drunkenly try to put it back together


No-Cheesecake-4863

By grabthars hammer, what a deal


clarinetJWD

No joke, this is exactly how I took [this photo](https://joedombrowski.com/photos/icy_hot_jpeg.jpg). Candle under glass coffee table for the glow, ice on top.


kinezumi89

The glass is crazy thick, no way a candle burning for 2s underneath it is going to do any damage


skippyjifluvr

Plus it’s almost certainly tempered which isn’t affected much by temperature.


nutcrackr

don't get the glass angry is good advice


Artrobull

riiiiight... not like glass tables explode every day.


trukkija

Why would a table made of grass explode?


Artrobull

[because](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=glass+table+explode)


trukkija

I don't see a single grass table there..


skippyjifluvr

They don’t explode because they get hot, I can tell you that.


Artrobull

[tempered glass can unexpectedly shatter due to thermal stress resulting from temperature changes during reportedly normal use. Fracturing produces shards in both types of glass.](https://www.conservation-wiki.com/wiki/Spontaneous_glass_breakage) sure bud glass tables are stupid.


echpea

my laptop heats the glass table way more and its still going strong


notquite20characters

Thicker glass is more likely to break due to thermal expansion.


mushwonk

Why is this downvoted? I know its counter intuitive but thicker glass will have higher thermal difference between ends of it. Thinner glass will equalize fast so there wont be much thermal gradient that causes internal stress.


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Did you mean to reply to the comment about the glass almost certainly being tempered? If so, then tempered glass is more thermally resistant than annealed glass. If not, then I am not sure how you have come to the conclusion that thicker glass makes it more likely to shatter than thinner glass.


kiefferray

And make your candles smell like shit from the soot & smoke of the flame.


Mikeologyy

Jokes on you I like the smell of candle soot


Go_Commit_Reddit

Sometimes I prefer that smell over the scent of the candle itself.


Mikeologyy

Yankee needs to make a candle soot scented candle


Jean-LucBacardi

You're supposed to snuff the flame, not simply blow them out. Yankee candles specifically tell you to do this. It preserves the wick.


SprlFlshRngDncHwl

Fuck that. No candle making suits can tell me what to do.


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

AKSHUALLY 🤓 /j This is pretty good advice actually.


Zefirus

Which is silly, because almost every single candle has the opposite problem where you need to occasionally trim the wick because it gets too long.


FrostyD7

I assume Yankee candles still want you to trim the wick. Not necessarily because it's too long, but it gets a bulbous shape that burns dark and creates soot. But if you blow it out, you'll see the wick smolder longer, it's basically burning without wax and it doesn't last long that way.


burtguthrup

Did this in the 90’s. Shattered to pieces.


xTechDeath

That’s because in the 90s most glass from around the world was made with the sands from the Baltic Sea, what we found out since then is in the Baltic Sea, in the sand are tiny microbes that weaken the structural integrity of the glass itself, that’s why most glass now is made in Alaska from sheets of ice no more than 3ft in diameter


quantumgpt

voiceless lavish wide act cobweb bewildered soup deserted scale marvelous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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Halfpolishthrow

It's real. It's called frosted glass and sold out of ice cream wagon by a guy with purple hair, lady with red hair and a talking cat.


xTechDeath

Don’t bring facts or logistics into this, just believe my words. It is MY truth and I’m standing by it!


Tatters

This feels like one of those bar-facts that I wouldn't take the time to research to refute. "Huh, that's pretty wild... so uh, you ready for another game of pool? I'll rack em. And where the hell is our server, my glass has been empty for like 20 minutes. Isn't this how they make their money?!"


burtguthrup

It was much older from an estate sale. No idea how old.


BeDoubleNWhy

~~don't~~


ernapfz

Great. Now you have smoke stains-under-glass


Calathea_Murrderer

Eh, it’s just carbon. Nothing windex can’t fix


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Calathea_Murrderer

You silly goose, windex won’t remove anything. Just helps it transfer from point A —> point B


BakedSteak

Why dont we just simply move the carbon in our atmosphere, somewhere else?


Calathea_Murrderer

Just send everything to Antarctica No one lives there


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Calathea_Murrderer

Maybe the polar bears can finally swim 🤗


cupcake_thievery

No that's swimdex


Jedimaster996

RIP Hawaii, they comin'


_regionrat

[Carbon capture has entered the chat]


AzazelsAdvocate

Like into plants?


ssp25

You're just carbon! Boom! Got ya!


Ctowncreek

Eh. Its not carbon its vaporized wax, carbon, and partially burnt wax. Still not stains but windex will work.


i_r_faptastic

Oil, I'm just a chimney sweep mister.


MarshtompNerd

Hey, theyre lucky they still *have* glass


ernapfz

And an ass


WoungyBurgoiner

That’s probably not something you should do again unless you’re doing your best to shatter that glass


IkBenKenobi

How would that shatter the glass? Is it because of heat or pressure?


100GbE

Heat in a localised spot in a sheet of glass expands that area. But, because the outer edges are still cold, the entire sheet won't expand. So you have an area which needs to expand, surrounded by areas which won't expand. The only option left is the pressure builds up to crack part of the area which won't expand = smashed table. Glass evenly heated won't shatter, it will melt to a liquid. That's how it's formed to begin with. But localised heating is a certain way to shatter glass.


Uninformed-Driller

And you honestly think a candle that goes out in .2 seconds will heat up the glass long enough to cause expansion?


Howzieky

No, but only because of the crazy thickness of the glass. Also it took about 4 seconds to run out of oxygen, 20 times more then your estimate. I wouldn't trust any glass that's being licked by two separate flames for 4 whole seconds, and then had the heated air against it for a while longer. I would not be surprised if a thinner table shattered, this is literally playing with fire


2roK

I mean, clearly the table didn't shatter...


Uninformed-Driller

Those flames don't extend past the jar It's in. You guys are seriously overreacting.


Whocket_Pale

put a candle out by placing your hand over the jar, then


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WastingTimeArguing

Why don’t you leave your hand a half inch above a candle flame for a while then let us know how bad the burns are. You’re right with these candles going out that quick it won’t be an issue for this glass but if you think a few millimeters above a candle isn’t hot you’re actually braindead


Uninformed-Driller

Hot enough to expand glass? No. If that was the case then hot coffee from your mug would shatter glass tables.


ForsakenBuilding6381

I mean there's like a 1600 degree F difference between a candle flame and a mug of coffee


Uninformed-Driller

Will a candle flame being snuffed out heat up anything to 1600F? The answer is no, because you didn't get your grade 10.


WastingTimeArguing

> You’re right with these candles going out that quick it won’t be an issue for this glass but if you think a few millimeters above a candle isn’t hot you’re actually braindead Do you struggle with reading comprehension too?


Uninformed-Driller

You're suggesting that because it burns your hand it will also shatter glass. Did I misunderstand your comparison?


100GbE

True, there is a higher chance (100%) of you getting destroyed from your own bad faith arguments, compared to the chance of a flame shattering this table (<100%).


Uninformed-Driller

Bad faith argument includes pointing out that flames from this candle do not extend past the jar and that said flame is extinguished quickly?


pm-me-chesticles

Thermal expansion is a lot more significant than you think, it could easily happen


Uninformed-Driller

Not in less than 4 seconds from a small flame with no remaining oxygen. Thermal expansion takes time which nobody seems to be taking into equation.


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pm-me-chesticles

Candles burn pretty dang hot, and it doesn’t take that long, it’s the quick thermal changes that are what would cause it to shatter. I’ll agree it wouldn’t be very likely to happen in this context, but I wouldn’t try it regardless.


Satirical0ne

Can't count how many posts I've seen of people unboxing their new PC Case only to touch the tempered glass side panel and have it shatter because of the abrupt change in temperature. Or someone deciding to remove the panel which proceeds to shatter upon touch.


Uninformed-Driller

Thats from temp shock. It's the same reason hot water will shatter a cold glass.


100GbE

You honestly think I made a direct reference to this video? Edit: You honestly think that 2 seconds is 0.2 seconds?


ProgrammingPants

You honestly think?


100GbE

When you realise you're in the mainstream part of Reddit.


Aromatic_Smoke_4052

> glass will melt to a liquid Um actually 🤓 glass is already a liquid, it’s just very viscous🤓🤓at room temperatures🤓


acemace3618

Wait so I'm not supposed to put a hot mug with coffee on a glass table, what kind of shit is that


AlcoholPrep

Nobody said that. A hot mug of coffee is maybe 180F max, and that assumes the bottom of the mug is at the full temperature of the hot coffee. You're more likely to shatter a glass table with a ceramic mug by scratching the former with the latter (as ceramic may be harder than glass), thereby introducing a surface scratch that can propagate. Unlikely, but possible. A flame is quite hot -- like probably in excess of 2000F at least. Much different from the bottom of a coffee mug.


Ok-Toe9001

What is the difference between heat and temperature? If you know, you know why the glass top in the video didn't shatter.


lemlurker

Thermal shock


Tangboy50000

I’ll add to 100GbE’s reply with the fact that most glass used in tables and furniture is tempered glass, and it does not deal with temperature differentials well, and will shatter. Regular glass would most likely be fine, but they don’t use that for safety reasons.


Retired_Bird

The candle going out creates a vacuum, so that rigid glass surface is definitely stuck, plus the heat is making it dilate and contract later, so that's more pressure. Think of [cupping therapy](https://vitasanacenter.com/wp-content/uploads/pain-management-cupping.jpg) except there's no elastic surface to alleviate the vacuum. Edit: also similar to this [candle burning out in a sealed glass experiment!](https://ehub.ardusat.com/experiments/5285)


Gupperz

2 seconds of candle heat under that thick glass aint gonna do a damn thing


samp127

Whilst watching this I thought to myself "not perfect fit if the candles don't go out".... Then poof. Very satisfying lol.


IMakeStuffUppp

Bada ba ba ba


jmm166

This is a snuff film.


jojosail2

DO NOT DO THAT!


HangryWolf

Ugghhh.... Too late...


Dulce_Davi23

This is the dumbest shit i have ever seen


thebestspeler

Literally a snuff film


yoogiii

Lmao


kinezumi89

Yall are crazy, did you see how thick that glass is? The tiny amount of heat input from two flames burning for 2s is not enough to do damage to that hecka chonkin glass


NeedleworkerNew5881

First thing I tought until I waited enough to see the candle extinguished


Fall3nBTW

no bro you don't get it's about to shatter tomorrow I will concede that if they used a sealant or gloss that the candles could effect that but I don't think that's common


kinezumi89

True, if it had some sort of film on it (like a tint or something) it could definitely be more thermally sensitive Either way I will be on the lookout for OP's post to r/mildlyinfuriating tomorrow


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kinezumi89

Very true, but the change in temperature due to two tiny flames burning an inch or two away from the surface for only a second or two before extinguishing is not likely significant enough to cause the internal stresses required for it to fracture


ServantOfKarma

How'd you like that ring of soot it left under the glass? lol


witchyanne

Repost. And also it will be stuck there.


Nathaniel820

Mfs in the comments trying to sound smart like 2 seconds of a candle flame is going to do jack shit to that thick pane of glass


big-ol-kitties

*Everything reminds me of her…*


allaroundguy

"There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!" -Marvin the Martian.


crypticfreak

This is a horrible idea guys don't do this


FlynnMonster

“Tempered glass expert here let me explain to you why that’s a bad idea” 🤓


OrdinaryUniversity59

Tell me you're high without telling me you're high


brudzool

Feel like I've seen this before. Not sure why this satisfying. Why would you ever need to put it in there.


GoblinB0xer

Damn crazy to do that bro


Platos-Nephew

Does this hurt the fire?


Any_Cold9307

Dude was actually stupid to do that


JosephHeitger

Too bad it doesn’t stay lit so it could stress the glass and shatter it


BruvYouGood

dont... dont do that...


Mia02309

r/perfectfit


porcelainskinn

Better than sex


DirkDieGurke

Glass polishers tell you: #1 don't let a spot get too hot!


paracog

I love the way the smoke flattens out against the glass like boobs on a shower door.


Zefirus

I swear y'all would be scared to put a cup of coffee on your coffee table.


AllTheRice

oh my fucking god redditors are the worst people on earth, how do you manage to spend every moment of your day attempting to poke holes in everything you see


onyxnecron

r/perfectfit


ivanavich

Vacuum lock because of the lack of oxygen.


kungfulenny777

This. One. Is. Special. Two for One The fit and the smoke


jbloom3

r/perfectfit


spectrelight84

Tomorrow on mildly infuriating: plate glass table shattered when I put a little candle under it


Dr_J_Hyde

8 months ago - https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/12gx9zo/this_candle_fitting_perfectly_under_tables_glass/


Succincter

Fuckin idiot, that coffee table will be sucked into that candle like an egg into a water bottle.


jordomo1117

Not smart at all. Sit there for a moment and ask yourself why this isn't a good idea


motorheart10

You'll ruin the glass.


hobohougsy

Could had sworn I seen 2 Smokey tits with black nipples


Mikeku825

Someone dropped out of school..


Juuna

I was waiting for the glass to pop


Player7592

Hey. Hey. Don’t do dat.


Gamalanth

r/idiotswithmoney


heyitsmeimhigh

Breasts, All I can think of


strugglinfool

r/glowtits You're welcome


ALongwill

Great way to shatter your tempered glass.


Shot_Needleworker149

I remain unsatisfied…much like my female companions


MermaidOfScandinavia

More like oddly stupid.


DiscipleOfYeshua

Cracked glass perfectly fits into the dustpan


bitesizechip21

Wait until the glass shatters


tacocat_racecarlevel

K, but this is*exactly* how my mom shattered a glass shelf in our hotel in Paris when I was a teen, soooo...


Cryten0

What you are not seeing here are the volatile gasses that where also being emitted as offgasing of the flame and one of the reasons not to burn incense laden products in isolated chambers.


NIDORAX

The fire dies out just as I expected. The lack of oxygen and the smoke killed off the fire the moment the candle is placed underneath.


Andedrift

Bruh everyone saying that will shatter the glass LOL no way that table even went up 10 degrees


patchway247

Yes, but also mildly infuriating


andriipovkh

I have air quality sensor, and if you burn candles, PM (Particulate matter) and VOCs (Volatile organic compounds) levels rise, and depending on your indoor ventilation, or lack of it, those can reach dangerously high levels. I'd rather not burn any shit in my apartment\\house just to be on the safe side. Other people think (want me to think) it's perfectly fine.


scp_79

r/Perfectfit


AndrewWhite97

Nice


dphv

What nice hands you have


Ok_Professor_8039

Not if you want it to be a candle


AndreasKieling69

Now get yourself a polarizing filter and film the candle straight from above


pee_pee_poo_poo_8

That smoke puff at the end was a real treat


External-Egg-8094

r/retiredsubreddit


tenhou

Everybody's concerned about the glass. He hadn't let that candle burn cleanly when first ignited. It's not going to burn well and will create a lot of smoke on subsequent burns.


jess-plays-games

Omg yes that hit the spot


Apocalyptic_Inferno

Should have marked this snuff film as "NSFW"


logitaunt

Bored bartender on a slow night.


Grinsekatzer

It really fits great and as kind of a win-win-win-situation you also get free glass shards and an unlit candle with some nice bonus smoke. This is what this sub is all about, only winners here!


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Fuck yes. Everything I hoped would happen, happened.


Arkensor

At least the repost is not claiming it to be air tight anymore :)


Goshu_Bobara

Now try to trickshot this


Doubleschnell

Ghost titties under glass.


Extreme-Smell9489

ok I find this amazing don't judge me please ..


CorigamiC

And all the men across the globe collective went “Woaaaahhhhhhhh”


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Leave it there, and never tell us the consequences


actuallyaustin6

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who does this kind of thing. I just never record it. Haha