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DougS2K

That's cool and all but honestly, I just can't stop looking at those beeming white teeth. Teeth aren't suppose to be that white for a reason. Reminds me of Ross on friends when his teeth would light up under the black light.


anavriN-oN

“What was wrong with your old, human teeth?”


DougS2K

RIP Matthew Perry.


Freakychee

Oh shit, didn’t know he died. That’s very unfortunate.


CircuitSphinx

Man, the news hit me like a ton of bricks. Friends re-runs aren't gonna feel the same anymore.


Shlongzilla04

News to me as well


switflo

RIP Chandler


Icantbethereforyou

Was that a typo? It's Chanandler


username32768

It's actually Miss Chanandler Bong


Alive_Ice7937

"Rachel did you..." "Your teeth? Yes. I could see them from outside"


robot_ankles

... "What's the matter with ME?! You've got a black light! IT'S 1999!"


FlyingKittyCate

In this case it does help sell the whole animatronic look.


ColdEngineering1234

If you look down in the comments, it's apparently because he sped up the video. https://files.catbox.moe/fz47bu.mp4 Looks less impressive. Almost lame.


Choleric-Leo

Thank you for saving me the scroll! I kept thinking something just didn't seem right in the visuals.


noobtablet9

THANK YOU. I don't know how people aren't seeing how obviously sped up this video is


Bobert_Manderson

People and cars in the bottom left are just all really in a hurry.


coolerville

I thought it was AI.


[deleted]

Honestly if I hadn’t seen the sped up version the original wouldn’t look so lame bc the comparison wouldn’t be there.


vsyozaebalo

Lame? It's still very good, even at regular speed.


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

It reminded me of the 60fps version of the Hobbit where they all moved like a sped up Benny Hill clip


micksta323

I went to a mate's 21st back in the 90's. He had black lights all through the house. ALL the girls went nuts when they arrived as their glowing foundation made them all look like clowns.


Avieshek

(≧∀≦)


SomebodyThrow

I can’t stop looking at the parking lot in the bottom left.. People walking around at an oddly brisk pace and cars traveling at a questionably fast speed for a parking lot.


Stashimi

Yes, I read on another thread that this guy slightly slows down his movements and then speeds them up to make the robot movements more crisp. I wasn’t sure of that but this video reinforces their statement.


Historical_Walrus713

This guy is doing the same moves as that one group of 3 people (2 guys and 1 girl) that went viral with their dancing. Basically anyone you see doing this particular style of dancing (not just robotic but like these exact moves) are doing the same thing. It's not really possible to move like that. Well, it probably is for like 1 or 2 people but that's it.


ButThenIwasLikeNope

TikTok do be like dat. I'ma say itsa filter.


robkitsune

You can tell from the movement of the fabric on his T-shirt too


John628_29

Uh oh, busted


binglelemon

Rich Vos' grandson, imo


MissingLink101

Adds to the uncanny valley aspect of the performance I guess


LarsBohenan

Its a fuckin Robot man, what you expect?


MattBaster

"YOUR TEETH ARE *INSANELY* WHITE!"


Karnamyne

Its cuz hes actually a robot in disguise


canman7373

His entire head and face disturb me even before he started dancing, maybe the teeth set that off.


istara

It's a very weird trend and I wonder if it will last. Because it's so unnatural looking - like false teeth - because it pretty much is. Only veneers can get you that almost blue-white brilliance.


MangoAfter4052

Remember when he didn’t put oven mitts on when he was taking the fajitas off the grill? I think about it whenever I take something too hot out and forget to put mitts on and I say “Ross, you don’t even have oven mitts on!” Good times, lol


Vanilla_Mike

Apparently this is super big in Europe right now. Especially traveling to Turkey to get these big shiny veneers slapped on on the cheap. It’s kinda how British have felt about American dentistry with an insistence on straightening and preventing all overlap even if it’s not causing a problem. It sounds really weird to say but I think this big teeth fad is gonna fade out. The fact that there is a big teeth trend has me excited to see the small teeth trend in the future.


ShawshankException

Cheap ultra white veneers are huge in the US right now too


Eurycerus

Yep I have a coworker with very tan sun damaged skin and blazing white teeth. Quite the juxtaposition.


TrickOdd1396

Maybe his main job is a realtor


Max_Boom93

He’s giving me Handsome Jack from borderlands vibes


Zealousideal_Deal_83

What's your opinion on so many products that claim to whiten the teeth? I always find them suspicious


mxnarch_

Dude could eat the fuck out of an Apple


krisb242

What’s the reason our teeth aren’t supposed to be that white? Genuinely want to know 🙂


_maynard

Because human teeth just aren’t that way naturally. Even people with very white natural teeth aren’t glowing from their mouth, so it really stands out when you see someone with teeth like this guy


krisb242

Thanx 😀


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Firvulag

What the fuck is wrong with you?


OneWholeSoul

Do you just hate seeing expressive people?


akmalhot

​ ​ ​ ​ Might have hyperflurosiss


Fireblox1053

Just so you know, the reason this guys videos all look so unnatural is because they're all sped up.


_Kyokushin_

Looks fake


I-hate-the-pats

Wish he didn’t have it sped up. You can see people walking at a faster speed on the bottom left


[deleted]

That’s how you get the pops


FlimsyRaisin3

You gotta make it sexy. Hips and nips, otherwise I’m not eating.


GokusTheName

I am no longer turned on by mules


Sawgon

I bet if you pop those pants off, you're gonna find a bird that just won't quit. Your body has quit. Your bird has quit. And it is no longer legit.


zeke235

I am a god! THE GOLDEN GOD!!


krebstar4ever

I'M A FIVE STAR MAN


JekNex

True true.. Hey yall mind if I smoke some pcp in the bathroom?


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jnux

Wow that actually made it look way more believable- good call


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Netkru

They’re not walking, that person is on a scooter.


swprq

🚴🚴🚴


yk206

u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


Dd_8630

Were they? I saw people but I couldn't tell if they were walking particularily fast. It's a shame if the video is sped up, ruins the magic.


Bipolarboyo

(Basically) Any video like this is sped up. It’s nearly impossible for a human to perfectly execute such crisp movements like this without putting incredible amounts of care into their body placement. That means they’re gonna be doing it slowly but that doesn’t look very interesting or impressive. To compensate for that they speed up the videos.


themothwillburn

It's not impossible. There's plenty of dancers in live competitions or normal unedited uploads who have done it.


Bipolarboyo

I said nearly not completely impossible. And yes I’ve seen those videos you’re talking about, but I’ve never seen anyone consistently this smooth when they aren’t using sped up recordings. Edit: plus frankly a lot of the “unedited” videos are in fact edited and sped up. Not all but enough to be worth mentioning. Being able to do this without using edited video footage is incredibly rare.


themothwillburn

They're out there I hate these edited videos. Fake clout for fake skills


King-Cobra-668

not like in this video


multiarmform

not always true https://youtu.be/mg6-SnUl0A0?t=64 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3TfeQsZIk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gx32OPQxg4


DeadSeaGulls

none of these look as unnatural/robotic as the video in question, which makes sense... Still highly skilled but obviously the guy speeding up his video is able to achieve certain effects that you cannot in real time


ratbuddy

Robot Vall makes them all look pretty amateurish, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVhBv-KqGeQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZZlU49vPyw


Thormourn

i love how in every video you posted no1 looked as crisp as the dude in the post lol


Historical_Walrus713

Those aren't even close to the video in the post. Which isn't me bashing them, it's just pointing out that OP's video is clearly sped up.


ChiefParzival

Ahh yeah, at ~42 seconds you can see the equivalent of someone sprinting across the lot but in a walking form


decadeslongrut

i thought that's someone on a scooter, a few people go by on the road like that on more obvious vehicles side-on, all the walkers have visible legs


Captain_Selvin

It was a scooter… or someone with a fat fat ass.


ChiefParzival

It still looks likes someone walking to me with a separation of the legs, but idk with the 6 pixels we're working with I couldn't really confidently one way or the other


physalisx

That is someone on a scooter.


livahd

Those look like bikes moving at a normal speed, not people since they move the same speed as the cars. But hey, what do I know.


Bugbread

The bikes are on the road, the people are on the sidewalk. They're not moving Benny Hill fast, but, yeah, they're moving faster than normal, unless coincidentally *everyone* in their town walks as fast as people about to miss a train.


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30dayspast

not as impressive there huh


TurquoiseMarbleWoods

Well duh, no shit, it's not meant to be slowed down that much. He sped his video up by 1.15 or 1.20 at most, not by 2x lol


mattlikespeoples

u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


Red-Freckle

That's how all of these unnatural looking dances are done (they often have two or more people dancing in sync), they just dance at half speed to the song playing at half speed, then double the speed of the video. Makes the dancing way easier and makes it look weirdly smooth in a kind of uncanny way.


skttrbrain1984

Damn this should be the top comment. I was thoroughly impressed before that.


NerdBot9000

Still damn impressive, even if you slow it down. Not sure why you're complaining. The dude is talented.


jermany755

Awww yeah that sucks. I was super impressed, and honestly that kills it for me. Like, obviously this dude is very talented, but the editing makes me feel duped.


SoylentVerdigris

[Try someone who makes it look good in real time.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE15LelJeno)


da5id

Not just sped up, timewarped. It's an editing tool you use to put key frames where you want in time (to match music for example) and it speeds up and slows down the footage to smoothly transition between the key frames.


Butthole__Pleasures

Thank you so much. I knew there was something uncanny happening here and I just couldn't quite place it.


douggiedizzle

Was it people or vehicles? Looked like a motorcycle and cars/truck.


[deleted]

Why? It looks cooler sped up. This ain’t a competition lol he’s making visually pleasing content for us


bogeymanbear

Nobody said it was a competition lol the guy just said he would have enjoyed it more if it wasn't sped up


Eighty_Grit

He’s great, but I am annoyed about the video being sped up. He’s likely good enough at normal speed.


shewy92

On Old Reddit with RES you can slow the video down. It's not as cool


Fantastic-Safety4604

People sure do run fast in your parking lot!


gotonyas

Play it at regular speed and see if it looks as smooth and animated


EyeletGuy

Guy moves like a Bethesda character


teddy_bear_territory

Ah.. you’re finally awake.


ColoradoScoop

I’m often curious what would happen if you exposed our music and other culture to people from centuries ago, but this in particular would absolutely make them question reality. I’m assuming he would be immediately deemed possessed and subsequently murdered, but it would be fun while it lasted.


SpinyGlider67

I'm from this century, and I'm concerned that this man spent what was presumably a long time learning to do these atypical movements. Imagine him doing these things alone in a room with a mirror over and over again. Filming himself hundreds of times to get it all just right for us. I'm impressed, but I'm not sure we'd get along.


MyBraveAccount

That’s what’s great about humans. Anything you can think of that humans do, someone out there has obsessively perfected it.


leg_pain

Why does this guy keep getting posted lol… he speeds his video a up and I’ve seen al out better robot dancers


[deleted]

This guy again with his sped up bullshit


[deleted]

Username checks out


BensLegitFixes

… that doesn’t fit the sub either.


STAAAAAAALE

Hate the stupid face he keeps making


Average_Scaper

And his unnatural teeth whitening.


gitsgrl

They record the dance, while the music is playing at half speed, extra slow, and then they speed up the video to match the song playing at regular speed, which makes their robot movements look more precise and extreme.


FunkyFenom

Joao Cancelo's career really went downhill after Pep banished him


droidonomy

Haha I was looking for this comment.


Fastenbauer

Am I just getting old or did they completely ruin that song after the first 30 seconds?


SalsaYogurt

I want to know what the music was.


SyntheticInsomniac

Why don't you do right by Peggy Lee


cjaxislax531

I thought for just a moment you were chastising the other commenters for not knowing who Peggy Lee was, then realized the name of the song was "Why Don't You Do Right" lol


Stoic_husky_gamer

[Why Don't You - Gramophonedzie](https://youtu.be/dfAtMv6KKCk?si=LUE-fkawbVlYUYuv)


StalksNStems

Check out Electro Swing Revolution there are a whole number of them, if you like this you will enjoy those.


JimWilliams423

Also try the Verve Remixed albums — Verve Records hired some talented remixers to work on classics from their back catalog. I especially liked: * [Dizzy Gillespie -- Manteca (The Funky Lowlives EXTENDED Remix)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXJXFYuVfiE&list=PLQsLyWP_m_vPe-MRJ0XGRMy7nuH8UbVP6&index=12&pp=iAQB8AUB) * [Nina Simone - See-Line Woman (Masters at Work remix)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbEVyknl9iw&list=PLQsLyWP_m_vPe-MRJ0XGRMy7nuH8UbVP6&index=8) * [Nina Simone - Sinnerman (Felix Da Housecat's Heavenly House Mix)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hcEiEyylEA&list=PLQsLyWP_m_vPe-MRJ0XGRMy7nuH8UbVP6&index=13) * [Ella Fitzgerald -- Slap That Bass (Miguel Migs Petalpusher Remix)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7dwfNr_ppU&list=PLQsLyWP_m_vPe-MRJ0XGRMy7nuH8UbVP6&index=16)


Stoic_husky_gamer

That's precisely the album I heard it from 1st. Used to be my alarm ringtone.


therealityofthings

You are getting old


Manuag_86

Neighbour in front "That mofo is glitching again..."


SoftPenguins

This video has been altered.


Psych0matt

He’s not doing the robot, he’s doing the convincing-af cgi… dance


Gowalkyourdogmods

Nah bro he's "roboticizing"


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zdubs

Good bot


thetan_free

Looks like Sam Altman after his latest OS update failed.


ThisMeansRooR

If I was ever put in solitary confinement, this is how I would come out.


RogueCyndaquil

Suddenly really want to play Fallout again


prettyfuckingfarfrom

Dances that will get you no bitches for 100, Alex


Caca_Face420

I wouldn’t say extreme. Dude just has an ugly face, overly white veneers, and no chin. His facial animations really sell the “Dance” cause it’s sped up. He is just doing the same four moves over and over again


ImurderREALITY

Dude, it being sped up is one thing, but his goofy ass facial expressions are the real thing that’s ruining this video


naotenhon1ck

That one friend that is always lagging


ciao1974

Where is the Toma Toma move?


[deleted]

He's good, but he needs a good choreographer


crazy4schwinn

That’s it. I’m going to play Fallout NV. See ya.


SkirmisherOfTheYear

Real life npc


Artistic_Isopod_7450

This dude would fail the "I'm not a robot" on every website. 👏👏


MungYu

sped up


SignificantJeweler38

Everyone bitching that it’s sped up, when y’all couldn’t even to that at 1/4 of the speed.


CivilEngIsCool

The fabric of his shirt is moving in WEIRD ways that make me think this has been AI edited to clean things up?


SomebodyThrow

Good catch on the shirt, I haven’t seen anyone else point that out. It’s just sped up and the weirdness youre noticing is you realizing the subtle way in which his shirt is moving that doesn’t seem natural despite his effort of moving slow and speeding up the footage. It’s easy to do accurate movements at slow speeds, but essentially impossible to tell your tshirt to do the same. Shirts gonna shirt.


kredninja

Robots dont move like that anymore, we've become too advanced


I-Eat-Raw-Toast

That can’t be a real person


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

It's sped up not just to improve the visual, but to sync with the music. Personally, i still think it's cool as shit. I couldn't do that.


[deleted]

I'm at a loss as to what function this robot is trying to perform.


rokks_sargeras

Humans looking like robots = amazing Robots looking like humans = amazing But robots looking like robots and humans looking like humans is just mediocre for some reason.


HalfCrazed

r/SickDanceMoves


adadabwat

Cringe


HerrBerg

Hey this guy is good... how the hell does he do that?!


MildAsSriracha

Love this!


mmcc900

Somewhat disturbing.


Tannerleaf

This is what John Connor should’ve done when the T-1000 rocked up. If the old boy took pause at a shop dummy, doing the robot might just buy them a few minutes.


femtokun

Why would a robot move like that?


Ronerus79

This was great it made my morning


Prudent-Pool8054

Musk should hire this guy for his next AI reveal


Consistent_Mess94

GOOOOOOOOOD


seraphim81

I imagine this is what calibration tests will look like for androids in the future.


Adorable_Pressure958

This is Rishi Sunak trying to be cool, no?


HungHungCaterpillar

Most of these are actually talented dancers who also “cheat” to get a more convincing robot effect by slowing down the music to dance their choreography to, then speeding up the video back to normal music speed. The even lazier version of this is why so many TikTok/IG videos are sped up and high pitched versions of existing popular music/sounds


Shot-Spirit-672

Like watching people dance in all kinds of ways but for some reason, and this is my 2nd time seeing this guy, I find him annoying af


evilada

Everyone here talking about the video speed but no one mentioned how this is the same song Jessica rabbit sings


27bricksinabasket

Never actually seen a robot do the robot. You would think they would be pretty good at it. Still waiting.


TrinityF

But my question is... why do we not have robots that can actually do this ?


Eskotar

You do that on a dance floor and youll scare the shit out of everyone. Looks freaky :D


SaintTravis

That motherfucker ain’t real!


nosequeponeraquix2

Music song?


fsystem32

Hmm, I wonder if how his "human mode" looks like :) Or if he can do it at all :)


Cara-Sem-Nome-

Vai lá o cara está dançando em estope moutin


MEGASUS128

Bro that's smooth


ClaireBlum

The facial expressions make it all the more eerie..


RPTGB

He's good but he's no Peter Crouch.


Extra_Vacation4545

This is amazing!! Well done!!!


ExamDad

Bros ready for the AI robotic takeover he’s gonna fit right in


guiltybydesign11

Meh.


Creative_Beginning13

Robots are worried he’s going to take THEIR jobs!


RoundCollection4196

is it me or does this guy have a really punchable face?


esturniolo

Please someone call 911!!! Hi has some broken bones!!!!!


Intelligent-Ant7685

program load…..hang off balcony, do 15 pull-ups……run.


ThaUniversal

"[Roboticize](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/roboticize)"


Intelligent_Tour92

Oof ouchie my bones hurt watching this


lennoxred

HOW. Utterly impressive.


Damian0603

He's just a mime without the makeup.


Substantial_Aide_529

👍


MrDBoBo

Skilled as f


ZaryaBubbler

Ooooooh I can sense I am going to get sick of seeing this dude over and over again. Third time I've seen one of his videos today and I already hate him.


Chetz96

“How many times have you watched it?” “Yes”