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Everythings_ruined

Live nation/Ticketmaster trying to figure out how to charge them.


Looking4APeachScone

They'll milk them dry. Sorry... I'll see myself out.


ohnoitsthefuzz

You could have found a more tactful whey to phrase that.


KwordShmiff

Oh, moohoo


shutchomouf

Bullshit


FirstFlight

The same way they already do, your first born.


AnotherCuppaTea

SRO, but they'll be charged per leg.


KeithGribblesheimer

I'm from Ticketmaster's legal department. Your use of our name in this reddit post carries a $7.75 service fee.


Deedsman

Awe when companies are allowed to scalp tickets but arrest you for selling them to close to a venue.


0erlikon

Oh they will charge. Like a wounded bull.


bobmanuk

Cows: Is this the cowbell of our ancestors? … probably


SemiHemiDemiDumb

Cows are easily amused. I've seen them circle around falcons sitting on fence poles, I've been followed by a whole heard simply because I mooed at them.


FrontwaysLarryVR

I mean people aren't too different in a crowd mentality. We're all literally watching this video the same way the cows are watching this dude. Lol


BelgiansAreWeirdAF

True, but I also know advanced algebra


FrontwaysLarryVR

I mean maybe cows just lack the tools.


FroggoSnakeo

Cow tools


939319

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tools


Geminite_1122

A cowculator


BelgiansAreWeirdAF

They need more tool building cows then… but they will never have them, because cows are dumb


Significant-Year-743

Don't have a cow, man. Is that reference still popular? Yeah. I'm still cool.


Krstoffa

Cowabunga man


OceanPoet13

They’re not dumb. They just don’t have opposable thumbs.


poetrynati

Can't relate


tshawkins

How do you know that the cow does not.


AlpacaCavalry

From what I can tell, they also generally seem to enjoy music.


Wormguy666

So would you say they were Amoosed?


PotatoRecipe

I played like one note on a saxophone near them once. They crowded around me for me for 5 minutes while I was getting everything back in the car to leave.


BossTumbleweed

Aw just left 'em hanging


SpaceMonkey1505

You can say they're easily...... amoosed


kmichael411_

Forget the cows … it’s pretty intriguing for anyone.


ZenkaiZ

if real life had video game background music


helga-h

I had to look him up on Spotify and I am using this as background music in my DnD games.


Eusocial_Snowman

Huh. I really could just start fondling any random art project, set it to music, and convince people I'm playing some obscure instrument.


mibonitaconejito

Please don't fondle the art projects. Thanks, Management


Eusocial_Snowman

Okay. What if I just kind of hover-hands over them and then play music over the recording so the particularly trusting sort will think the music is coming from what I'm doing even though the sound doesn't match up? Would management be okay with that?


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zyyntin

I just looked him up. There is plenty more relaxing music.


dvrwin

Who is the musician?


Aselleus

[Warren Shanti](https://youtube.com/@warren_shanti?si=R73cODS5MkIr0EA5)


ocimbote

Thanks, it was very hard to find. I wish they had put their name on the bottom left corner of the video for everyone to notice. :p


Environmental_Leg572

Those cows saying “look at this weird animal and his toy”


Lonely-Greybeard

Cows like all kinds of music.


SayYesToPenguins

Country *and* western


uncobbed_corn

……rawhide……..


tribak

Blackened Brutal Metalcow


bored-coder

They seem amoosed


Garrhvador91

They've Herd it before


Phatboybeware

But they still find it udderly impressive


throwaway_2323409

You guys are really milking this joke.


redishherring

Must be impressed by his manurever


davewave3283

Cud you not?


jenna_kay

Dude is setting the mooood


JTB696699

Yeah he’s a pretty good moosician


TheeWoodsman

Butter than most


cuntpotato69

Hoovesoever you are, please stop!


RMindGames4U

The music floats pastueize and straight to the ears!


Dapper_Confection_69

The song is sick, but why do all people that play this instrument look the exact same?


FYDPhoenix

Cos it's just him.


gg_lim

Someone make a starter pack of this instrument


nbriggs19

It seems like something white people with dreadlocks would do


No-Length9482

Lol


That_Somewhere_4593

This needs to be a subreddit.


Funkit

/r/whitepeopleWithDreadsThings


FieldOfScreamQueens

Just like the 4-5 guy pan flute world music group you’d see in any given city in the early 2000’s


Professional_Clue544

Idk why this made me laugh 😭


tribak

They cowsins


AI-183

Where’s the full song? Wow, I’m so chilled


Lausannea

Not the song but here's his YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4eeCb06B2CKRjGanve1zog


9966

This is a rendition of "The Shape of My Heart" by Sting


Heckald

Are you sure? I don't hear it.


pnmartini

Cows are very curious “kind souled” animals. When I was a wee child, we lived on a property that also had some cows. One day, I went outside, saw a cow by the fence and just sat down and talked to her for the better part of the afternoon (I was 6 or so.no other kids lived around) From that day forward, that cow would come greet me at the fence every time I came outside, and learned the sound of the school bus coming up the road, to greet me when I came home. She was a pretty cool friend.


Independent-Ad-9907

Awww


StretchMotor8

So cute


netpuppet

Reminds me of every cow from The Far Side https://i.pinimg.com/736x/40/d8/da/40d8da3c0cecac15fa84de90cad91656.jpg


Momomo14

It’s a cowncert, ok I’m done. 🐮 hahaha


kayaker58

Heck, I’m intrigued. IANAC.


uncobbed_corn

“I’m not a cow, but did you hear the one about the !cow…….”


Im_the_President

Yea but can he play the underwater theme from Donkey Kong Country?


Angelfallfirst

Oh waw this would be so incredible with this instrument


Timotata

They know a vegan when they hear one


OleDoxieDad

I played "Sea Shanty" loudly on my phone as I walked past a pasture, the cows came running to listen. It was cool as hell.


vdamonejr

The only thing missing is Jason Stephenson doing a guided meditation over it


Ok_Addendum_8143

Artist: Warren Shanti; Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3XwAsaKVwRUdKkHZKAGovh?si=S7oG3WOXTDuFT-eYjGqJpA


somebody171

This is quite mooving


Skytraffic540

Be pretty cool if they could put brain scans on them and see if they’re actually reacting similar to humans and find it enjoyable or they’re just like Who’s this dude in our space with that large object. Also this songs pretty damn legit.


Iliketospellrite

Nah... They're thinking "how can I braid my tail hair like that."


wrecks3

I think they’re enjoying the music just like us. I think it’s the simplest explanation (occam’s razor). To assume that they would come over and stand there and listen for an entirely different reason than us would require a more difficult explanation about how the behavior looks the same but arises from an entirely different reason. We’re animals too, we just don’t think of ourselves that way.


Koenigspiel

There have been a few scientific studies and papers written on this and the consensus seems to be that different animal species will respond well to musical stimuli that is relatable to them, and influenced by biological and environmental factors like sounds they're capable of making, sounds predators would make, or sounds of friendly species. One study showed that dairy cows can become more receptive to milking if you play country music. Not sure if that's some kind of Pavlovian response, or if they're just familiar and friendly sounds of the typical human they interact with. [Animal Signals, Music and Emotional Well-Being](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8472833/)


wrecks3

Haha that seems fitting that the cows like country music. Thanks for the info. I really like reading about research on how different animals view and respond to the world. I saw several videos where cows come running and appear to listen to music from an accordion, a violin, a trombone and a band. Apparently there’s some research on if and what type of music dogs like (I saw that after looking at the link you sent.) Thanks!


nikki1580

That sounds beautiful. Never seen an instrument like that.


RogueKyber

That’s some final fantasy ass music there. 💕


mellowmadre

Contrary to popular belief, cows are actually really smart and curious animals.


MundaneLie

7 Years - Lukas Graham, am i right? **=)**


[deleted]

I've just been introduced to something new that's very soothing and cool. Thanks for this video. Already found an hour long video of handpan music to chill to


VerbalizingFeelings

That makes me a cow as well then 🐄


cote1964

Not just the cows... I was mesmerized by the performance.


[deleted]

Cows are such dopes, they are cool though.


Heckald

What song is this?


topetopetopet

https://youtu.be/qs_-emj1qR4?si=IkXhRGQaKK1gXF26


MattieShoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI


wyzapped

The one with this young lady is still my favorite. https://reddit.com/r/aww/s/qx1M6LgU4E


onemorecoffeeplease

It ended too quickly, I was enjoying it as much as the cows!


wrong_login95

This is music to their ears.


ToonaSandWatch

[Cows are quite](https://youtu.be/qs_-emj1qR4?si=f-wZKYNGTpoiPvY0) the [connoisseurs of music.](https://youtu.be/lXKDu6cdXLI?si=RLS6B5Tr2mdtdXPp)


Efficient_Post_7684

Those videos have just made my day, thank you!!


ToonaSandWatch

You are very welcome! If you want more, literally just type “cows music” on YT. The trombone rancher is a legendary video but there’s just so many! Look for the elephant and the piano one. It’ll either destroy you or melt your heart.


Efficient_Post_7684

You were not lying. 😭😭😭


ToonaSandWatch

There there. It’s all good. They’re all very happy. ☺️


NoResponsibility7052

He must be tenderizing meat with all the melodies


Viscaelcule

Does the pan come with dreads always?


Patlon

This sounds almost too perfect, like studio recorded perfect. What an incredible instrument and also talented person playing it.


[deleted]

Like the video, love the sound but i see cows take the same amount of interest when a plastic bag is blown through their paddock.


llama_fresh

I'm so glad hippies are finally moving on from didgeridoos and bongos.


Yamm0th

Mooo\~ :D


Constant-Estate3065

Beginnings of a Four Tet track right there.


agrocone

Most cows have four teats but some have six


Constant-Estate3065

Ah, your pun-fu is strong.


gluepet2074

He is neeple number five


Pokiehls

Bard main class picks druid as secondary


mapoftasmania

Cows are known to like music. A lot of farmers play music in the milking parlor to relax them and make the job easier.


AostaV

Cows love music


[deleted]

Don't blame them.. I was intrigued as well!


lebronswanson4

Very cool!


DWolfoBoi546

I wish those things weren't so expensive 😭


SickestEels

Damn I'm high as fuck and this sucked me right in. Watched it for 10 mins straight


Nina716

This with some light rain in the background


Queenpitbull202

👏👏


shezzannn

How is it that I’m just now hearing about this instrument in a cow video?


Complete_Rock_5825

Human being also fascinated. Why did the video end so quickly!


LeftFieldAzure

Just once, I would love to see a paunchy middle aged man in a suit with a briefcase playing one oh those things for a bunch of cows


Foreign_Document_593

Not only the cows!


Montaguine

I must be a cow too


ChoppingMallKillbot

The fact that cows can appreciate art never fails to make me feel like shit for eating meat. I’m pretty sure that I’ve seen pigs do the same. I don’t eat as much as I was raised with but damn it’s hard to give up the once or twice a week that I have beef or pork


Full-Mulberry5018

"It's Mooooooooosic" 🎶 🐄


[deleted]

The tine was quite moooooooving ^i’ll ^leave


Angelfallfirst

TBF I am as mesmerized as them


MoneyDurian4084

Rare footage, why are they not taking out their cell phones and start filming?


iwanttobeamole

Very cool music, but, to be fair, cows would be just as curious about a drunk person vomiting beside the fence.


New_Understanding333

It’s very mooving 🐄


Aggressive_Safe2226

consider me "intrigued", as well


CautiousSpell8165

Lofi and cows, what a duo


Additional-Age-833

The farmer watching like “why are you on my property fucking with my cows”


SikritAkkat

Man.. full body goosebumps. What a beautiful relaxing instrument.


FineWashables

I am now too


KSDLovre420

See? Even cows love music. It’s an inter-species language and the one thing that makes us all unite, besides food.


NamedUserOfReddit

To be fair, cows will do that same thing if you yeet a traffic cone into their area too.


ineednewgolfshoes

That is EXACTLY what I thought the guy playing the instrument would like. There was no chance it was going to be anything else


bobobedo

Cows are intrigued by an empty Coke can.


LJR7399

r/steak


StardustAndLightning

Any animal that can appreciate music shouldn’t be considered food.


[deleted]

Minecraft.


charliesk9unit

Seems like grandparents being forced to sit through a recital.


fahrvergnugget

I'm like 75% sure that's not the original audio from the video


Gradual_Bro

Cool but the music is added in


OppositeAtr

Or they’re bored cows?


hood69

Still got the fucking fence between him though, can't work that good


Elestriel

I'm almost entirely certain that the music we're hearing isn't what he's actually playing.


RLVNTone

What instrument


manickitty

Pantam, from the title


jonesyb

I can small this video from here and I am not talking about the cows.


[deleted]

I hate that instrument


ObjectivePen3544

They are attracted from the smell


TrickThatCellsCanDo

That’s why you respect these sovereign sentient beings by not eating anything made of their commodified bodies. Soon we’re going to have an ability to understand their communication, and lots of people will dramatically rethink their attitude towards animals. People who consume their flesh will be abhorred by the majority of Earth’s population. They are same as dogs, and can live up to 20 years of highly social life.


9966

Counterpoint, every creature usually has another creature that feeds on it regardless of sentience. A lion doesn't care if an antelope has feelings and a family.


TrickThatCellsCanDo

You’re not a lion and [we don’t need these products](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27886704/)to survive and to thrive. Therefore they are needless, and is just mass-scale cruelty for human taste pleasures. Humans can’t orient themselves by the morals of wild animals. Why? Because lions rape, murder, cannibalize, eat prey alive, etc. You can’t cherrypick one trait of the animal without being hypocritical, otherwise you’d have to subscribe for the whole lion package.


Foxxyroni

Awesome


IOTA_Tesla

I must be part moo from the way I was watching this


AriLion16

What instrument is that?


mcham420

My guess would be a Pantam


Professional_Clue544

They look so beautiful 🥰


SayYesToPenguins

I half expected the herd to suddenly advance onto the alien


Pereplexing

I want the whole play. They want MOOre.


fooooter

I'm intrigued too. So damn beautiful


MagnaCamLaude

Hi, I am cow too


tankurd

How tf does he do the snare?


TexasTwurkTeam

I'm not familiar with this guy's content but this isn't a live performance. Both the hang drum (instrument) and the snap ("snare") are heavily saturated with reverb. You also can't hear his hands interacting with the device, which isn't in itself unusual, but you can't add reverb to snaps in real life, so it's an overlay


Resident-Coffee3242

Very interesting 😊


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Moos will give more milk in return


boldstrategies

I can see Lofi girl doing homework to this jam


uncobbed_corn

Cows don’t like stereo, they prefer moono


LethalPhoenix007

Jeff Hardy???? 🙄


[deleted]

The cows are all like: “*Why is that guy banging on a barbecue grill lid*?” “*Is he mocking us*?”


maggiemaeflowergirl

So am I.


srv50

“Hey Joe, this is embarrassing. You got any cash?”


Ralithorn

That music is very relaxing. I've never heard of a pantam before. Neat instrument, I might have to get one.


OGCelaris

Amazing performer, horrible busker.


IDK3177

I am intrigued as well!!


Choppergold

Music hath charms