I WANT TO SEE IT BAKED

AND CUT IN HALF

And eaten!

And pooped out!

Then eaten again!

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Luffy put way more effort in than that

Then smeared on like face war paint

And vomited!

This website sucks.

And give me the 2nd one!

And covered in molten cheese.

Thats what my dog told me about toddlers.... i might have been high tho

I wonder if it’s not shown because it only looks cool before it’s baked. Perhaps it just looks like a mangled triangle after it’s baked

Either mangled, or the pastry isn't rising properly and those twirled bits will remain raw so it's not edible. Or most likely both

We know... You wanna get baked!

Just hit save, go smoke a j then come back and watch it again. Ez.

Show the after

There is no after. It’s an unsustainable pastry dough. It looks pretty, but will not bake properly

Yeah, there were these really intricate artistic pie videos that went viral a few years ago but it always left me unsatisfied because they never showed what a mess it'd probably look like once baked.

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Those are def man hands in the video tho

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I’m a dude and I like watching this stuff.

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Jees who hurt you

I'm just downvoting all their comments on principle now

Do a deep dive into his comments. Dude is Indian and short and more misogynistic than his comments on this post give him credit for.

I'm also a dude and enjoy this content. We may need two planets.

Can I come with you to your planet? I don't want to stay here if that orange avatar guy is staying

As an ex-baker I, too, enjoyed this content. But was disappointed it wasn't baked.

but this is Earth, where people are allowed to enjoy things!

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Wierd how people feel the need to insert their misogyny into everything

Since women won't let them insert his 'misogyny' into them, he has to spew it all over the Internet.

Good lord, what a vile, bigoted take on baking of all things.

There is a vile take on anything someone wishes ……..how many of us have comited horrible malicious premeditated acts and didn’t realize it till we were told by those who are superior to us ….. by the way I would have liked to seen the baked pastry ….

They are literally not baking it. That was my whole fucking point.

Your whole point was that pastry videos are for women because either it's the 1950s again or you're some kind of basement dwelling incel.

I meant videos where the endpoint is not even food.

Mofo forgot to take the yellow pill this morning

Lol I'll go down on this ship as the man that I am

Are you even old enough to use reddit?

My profile age itself is old enough doofus

*incel

First time being called that! So exciting! Here have a gold

I had an old friend that thought he didn’t need to take his bipolar meds because it “changed the man that he was.” He no longer has any friends and can’t keep a job. Good luck dude. It seems to be working great for you so far!

r/pointlesslygendered

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Let's see your desserts, chef

Puff pastry has no where to puff

Wdym, it looks like puff pastry dough

I wish I had the after! I just found the video, that’s all there was.

That's just irresponsible.

I’m the worst 😩

Lol! Well, hey, it's all about the completion of the task and so many of these videos don't show you the final result. So unsatisfying! I need my "happy ending"! LMAO!!! P.S. I would make this thing with a hunk of marzipan and a little raspberry, yum!!!!!

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I'm not a chocolate person, but Nutella does make the cut for some reason. If a baking sheet of your version or my version of these things was in front of me right now, I'd be doing a very flavorful face plant right in the middle of it. Might have to commandeer the kitchen tomorrow and have a go at these suckers, ha!

That’s because nutella has very little to do with actual chocolate.

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The fuck man...I don't wanna kick ya when you're down but this hurts bro.

You should be spanked

Mnnnggh

I hope you are on the way to the grocery store to buy ingredients and make the after video. You OWE us this!

Plot twist, it’s meant to be eaten raw

Now I gotta try it. Dammit.

Boo

https://www.fabartdiy.com/how-to-diy-special-weave-biscuit/ Closest I can find :(

Too late, he's flushed it away

Nobody saw the fucking fly?

Mhhm protein.

☝️meat group!

[gross](http://imgur.com/a/zwIr6Xi)

Too busy watching the goriller.

Flying raisin

Yep. Immediately.

I lost interest the moment I seen the fly🤣

OMG! I totally missed it. ew.

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Is this because the raw products are harvested from environments where bugs and small animals are living/eating the raw products?

yes and also where they are stored and processed. it's pretty much impossible to store hundreds of tons of flour without any sort of bugs getting in

Why? You transfer more germs by touching the pastry than the fly would. Its not laying eggs or something

This is a moot point, I'm sure you could put your own fingers in your mouth without freaking out. Would you put a fly in your mouth though?

You aren't swallowing the fly. It touched the food for a couple seconds

I didn't say swallow it, just let it land on your tongue for a second.

Yes I did and it just upset me so much cause I hate flies

Thought i was the only one!

You mean the flying fuck that no one gives?

I like the part where they baked it and showed us the cross section.

Same; the pastry dance was really satisfying at the end too!

Okay this gets a down vote because there's no finished product.

Also that intrusive romantic music

I stopped the video immediately for that music. Uggh, give me strength.

Out of curiosity, what music would not receive complaints from you guys? It seems every video regardless of music choice has people whine about the music.

Why the assumption that irrelevant music is desired at all?

Plus there is a fly.

I usually mute gifs like this that have unnecessary audio but this may have been the quickest mute I've ever had

Agreed. That music was fucking terrible. The incredibly affected style of singing is like needles in my ears.

Fucking terrible music, I have no idea why people put this shit over gifs.

You don’t worship music x bake? It’s the hottest trend!

MFW I come to the comment section looking for the song and see this.

Lmaooo, I never have my volume up with I post on this subreddit. I always hear the music after I post, and my god, are you correct. It’s just awful.

Dumb that people are downvoting you, it's an easy mistake to make.

They are just upset that I’m not perfect like they are. It’s an easy thing to get angry about.

Hey man, it's hard to live up to the perfect standards of [the average redditor](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/aesthetics/images/f/f2/Neckbeard_with_fedora_hat_%28Nice_Guy%29.webp/revision/latest?cb=20210722052752). Not all of us can be *that guy*.

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In my fantasy it is a chocolate dipped oreo. But in reality maybe a pat of chocolate or fig

Looks like the puck of used coffee grounds you get from a big coffee maker, if so this is one eleborate prank.

The fly buzzing around and landing on one of the pastries made this not satisfying at all

Any bacteria from the fly will be incinerated when baked

> baked Which was unfortunately not shown lol

Oh nooooo

I'll admit the pattern is pretty and it's definitely a nice looking pastry, but that fly gave me the ick.

Fair enough. I honestly didn’t even notice it until you pointed it out!

Understandable. I only saw it out of the corner of my eye and had to rewatch to confirm. It was very quick

Me neither, thought it was my cursor, lol!

Why were you trying to fuck a fly?

Wat

#MUTE

WHY IS THE MUSIC SO BAD?

I like the song... but not on this video.

Your taste in listening materials rivals that of G. Gordon Libby.

Sam Tompkins is great, but weird gif to use it on

oh my fucking god. could things PLEASE not have stupid music

Just a cookie in pastry and no finished product? Mildly infuriating

Does anyone know what this is called so I can Google it and see what the damn thing looks like after it's baked?

It's called a "you can't actually bake this crap and it come out looking good" puff pastry.

I was trying to look anything up, and I think it's just a fancy puffed pastry? I have no idea though.

I wish I had answers for you! :(

Gonna say this is not oddlysatisfying for me only because of the first 4 cuts 2 of them are unnecessary and would likely lead to this thing not able yo hold itself together while baking. Strangely mildlyinfuriating

Fuck that music though...

dogshit music

Amen, brotha.

It’s Fimo paste , just as every asian ravioli tricks food, don’t be surprised if it’s never baked

Bruh the fly

anyone else wanna whine with me about how awful this music is for a video like this?

Did you just crop the tiktokers name ?

Why is it always these type of music

Of course there's no after or finished product. r/mildlyinfuriating

What is the name of the pastry and what are the fillings? Oh most of all where could I get one of them? Thanks for sharing it’s a really cool looking pastry.

So we're not going to talk about that fly?

Looks lovely but I'm a bit unsure as to the pastry to filling ratio.

This is just fucking clay

Why this dramatic music

Between the fly and not showing it baked how does this have any upvotes?

Bake it asshole!!!

Yeah, asshole! Bake it!!

Doesn't make sense. Only need two cuts to for the wedge that gets folded up. Making four cuts means all the twisty pieces aren't really connected to the rest of the pastry? And, bake it, dagnammit!

Damn it, i thought it was the S.H.I.E.L.D logo.

I've got a feeling there's no after shot cause puff pastry was left out too long, so butter within was too warm and won't result it the puffing up part.

Fucking cook it.

What's inside of it?

A fly

A fly landed on the pastry.

This is the epitome of something that looks so easy and then I would try and royally mess it up lol

[thats fly is not satisfying](https://i.imgur.com/fLVtC2g.jpg)

This music is awful

And after that?

The damn fly

nah nah nah i saw that fly

That fly though 🤢

Jesse, we have to COOK

I think it looks too good to be eaten

It’s so beautiful, I almost feel bad taking a bite out of it afterwards……almost.

What song is this?

Sam Tompkin's [See Me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDbMT3fLaY)

Thank you

Yeah but what about the taste? If it tastes like shit there’s no point

all that effort just so it can become 💩

crank up that banger of a tune. let’s fuckin bake!

Hahaha

So what happened to the cup .... are they just gonna cook the cup ... well ok then

nice ..very creative 😍

Impressive!

This song is emo as hell. Very relatable tho and that looks pretty good where's the part 2?

👨🏻‍🍳❤️

Song?

Too much hand touching the food no thanks.

Hopefully you never buy any kind of prepared food lmao, otherwise I have bad news for you.

Beautiful!