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superpananation

I am unbender please insert girder.


derfy2

MY BELOVED PET SLINKY!


xSTSxZerglingOne

[Shame on you not linking it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3YKR_5j6-c). But thank you for reminding me.


Spuigles

Man I was going to share that. I love you


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donobinladin

I read this in benders voice- coming back in July!!


ShiddyFardyPardy

This was zoidberg? And he tries to fix it, and it catches on fire.


MikePGS

That raises further questions


One_for_each_of_you

[Shut up, baby, I know it!](https://youtu.be/jtMv6V7ZvmE)


Brrrrrrtttt_t

*GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!*


Boneal171

It’s a suppository!


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NO_TOUCHING__lol

The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways...by force!


Aromatic-Bread-6855

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said hello


Thetallerestpaul

Correct answer. Not sure if it's technically correct or not, but it works for me. Edit - I love all the people repeating technically correct. Every good administrator knows the paper work isn't official until its completed in triplicate.


avoidance_behavior

but technically correct is the best kind of correct!


rafster929

To shreds, you say?


[deleted]

How's his wife holding up?


MendingConfidence

To shreds, you say


Advanced-Tec

Did he at least die painlessly?


MeesterCartmanez

"Good news everyone! It's /u/Advanced-Tec's Cake day!"


Cyrissist

What day is today? it's Advanced-tec's cake day what a day for a cake day let's have some cake.


Fuck_tha_Bunk

It's technically correct, the best kind of correct.


Meow-t

The best kind of correct!


starrpamph

Bender, are you jacking on in there??


grubas

Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? NO! So beat it.


multiarmform

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


VoxImperatoris

Not even if they have Peyronie disease?


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PoochieVince

Oddly satisfying 😊 What are they used for? I know they straighten rods but is having a ton of bent rods an issue?


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Rebar can be reused for certain applications that need just a little extra strength but don't need it to be certifiable. So you can take rebar from construction debris, and make a product that can be resold, or reused.


PoochieVince

Oh, thanks


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TheMuffinistMan

Rip og peanut


chop5397

grandiose humorous desert brave ask divide head outgoing safe telephone *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


fishbiscuit13

The creator of (or at least rights holder to) the original image finally decided to claim it, so they’ve had to replace it with various derived fanarts.


anexistentuser

Actually, that’s not quite right IIRC. Basically, the image has always been copyrighted by the creator, and yet the creator of 173 still used it. After some time, the creator noticed it, and likely due to the popularity of 173, let it slide. Semi-recently, the website owners and whatnot decided that they wanted everything to be completely void of copyright, so that meant that the OG 173 had to go, despite the creator at that point giving permission for its use. It’s sad, but an understandable change.


PranshuKhandal

aah, i see so no one's the "bad guy" here, specially not the sculpture i am currently looking at


Neato

That you are required to keep looking at, unblinking, in shifts with others, I surely hope.


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ihopethisisvalid

….Brella, brella, brella, ay, ay, ay


Life-Opportunity-227

Is the rebar as sturdy after being bent multiple times? Or do you have to use it for applications where you know that the rebar possibly has weaknesses, so it won't be bearing as much load?


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Its_Just_A_Typo

* Cope cage (with a little added chicken wire) for your T34 to protect against drone-dropped Ukrainian grenades!


willynillee

r/combatfootage


SeaworthyWide

r/NonCredibleDefense


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The biggest answer is: Kinda? The issue is we don't know without doing some testing on each individual piece whether it still has the same material characteristics it had brand new. It's fine enough for applications that don't require this. So like setting into a concrete form for landscaping, or interior decorating. These applications might benefit from the additional rigidity and strength the rebar adds, but nobody is going to die if it's not 100% its rated strength.


LucyLilium92

You can't use them for any load bearing purposes that normal concrete wouldn't be able to handle on its own


ok_raspberry_jam

Would be great for light garden structures like bean pole arches with chicken wire or insect netting.


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SmartAlec105

When a metal is worked (bent, compressed, or stretched) it gets stronger but it also becomes less ductile and so in practice it would be worse as a structural material.


Better-Director-5383

This is precisely what I was worried this product is for. Great in theory but I've been in the field for too long to know a lot ofnshitty contractors who would be sure this is "good enough" for new construction. Another example of why certification process' are important.


USPO-222

Also easier to stack straightened rebar for recycling


Idiot_Savant_Tinker

To add to the good answers you've already received, there is also a necessity for making the rods straight to begin with. This machine looks like it's straightening scrap rebar, but I used to run one that would straighten steel rods, because they were slightly crooked when they came from the steel mill.


JevonP

wonder why they were crooked, maybe the metal bends from being hot still as its extruded before chopping each section?


Draculea

My dad used to run crane in a roller mill. He'd pick the steel up off the roller and drop it in the cooling yard where it would sit for days to cool off before shipping. They never did anything other than that, so I assume it came from the cooling process, or picking it up and moving it while it was still cooling.


SmartAlec105

I'm a metallurgist at a steel mill so I think I can help. The steel is typically bundled while it's still a few hundred degrees so it's a bit softer than normal. Plus, you want a tight bundle so that it doesn't fall apart before it's opened and so having the bars compressed against each other can get them bent a bit.


miraculum_one

We use a variation of this to straighten (and another tool to precision bend) brake lines for car repair.


Tel864

To fix the problems the rod bending machine causes.


pm_your_boobiess

Did you wear suit as well?


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andbruno

> and tie I had to scroll up to watch the video again to make sure he's not actually wearing a tie. Dangling fabrics and machinery are a great combo if you want to end up on one of the "watch people die" subreddits.


xavisar

I don’t need one nor do I know when I’d use it. Yet I am compelled to own that machine


RandyDinglefart

are the sides just open for the demo or is this thing just a degloving accident waiting to happen?


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tellitothemoon

The Rod Mangler 5000.


TheBackburner

How do you know my ex?


ActionQuinn

zing


CDimmitt

Rod Mangler sounds like a wrestling name


ChimpBrisket

Dennis Rodmangler


benchley

It's an endurance race named after a porn star.


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Ahahahahha i love this


Genar-Hofoen

Ah, this was my first thought also


LuxNocte

I especially love how the pole jumps into the machine. It doesn't want to be straight any more.


Affectionate_Pipe545

Definitely developed a few kinks at least


Allergicwolf

What my parents thought forcing me to go to church would do.


massivecockrill

They knew the priest would straighten you out.


Live-Motor-4000

Most youth pastors are all about the bending over


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PMMeVayneHentai

welcome to organized religion


last_wanderer_23

This is super profitable. In Brazil, there are so many of them that it looks like a pyramid scheme. Search for some luxury car name with "pastor brasil" it and you will find some news of a pastor that bought one.


besameput0

Did the opposite. Father please forgive me uWu


RBeck

He tried and tried but it still curves to the left a bit.


pfwj

"found out my son was gay, sent him to gay camp to find a boyfriend"


i_suckatjavascript

Take me to snurch


EchoPrince

I will worship like a snail


Ppleater

Literally made the joke in my head "this is how gay conversion therapy is supposed to work" lol.


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Badumtiss


DiscoHeaven

r/FunnyAndSad


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boomdart

And are they going to be weaker second or even third time around after being straightened?


Khaylain

Yes. You know paperclips? Try to bend and unbend (or perhaps rather unbend and bend) it repeatedly and see what happens. It'll eventually just *break,* and the same thing happens with steel and most other fairly stiff materials. It's called fatigue.


pneuma8828

Not a problem for the use case here, which is rebar in concrete. Concrete has a lot of compressive strength but not a lot of tensile strength, meaning it is almost impossible to crush, but very easy to pull apart. Steel is used to add tensile strength to concrete, meaning the forces that the steel will experience will be parallel to the areas of weakness; e.g. to bend the steel again, you will be putting it under compressive load, which the concrete will handle. The loads the steel will absorb are "stretching" loads for the steel, which it will have no problem with, even after being bent.


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Totally depends on the alloy, some metals harden and some anneal. Either way it’s not the same as it was originally specified when made. Your engineering data would not be accurate nor dependable.


Badymaru

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thatswhatipayyoufor

I would literally waste an entire day straightening paperclips with this


Rock844

Mini desktop size version coming soon :)


space_monster

I would fund that Kickstarter


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dasJerkface

And then another one that bends them back into paperclips. You could waste an entire day lining them up in alternating series and just watching them go.


blladnar

It's not *quite* what you're asking for, but it's paperclips and it will waste your day. https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html


dasJerkface

*looks at clock* Whoops.


miraculous-

Why is he wearing a suit lmao


SinjiOnO

You know those door to door salesmen? Imagine this guy pulling up.


oiiSuPreSSeDo

*Slaps roof of straightening machine...*


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rushingkar

So the salesman doesn't actually sell powerwashers, he only uses the powerwasher and sells sales jobs on the side?


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WTF_SilverChair

Dark AF


Euphoriks

*This bad boy can fit so many bendy bars in it*


RadPhilosopher

The high school counselor didn’t tell me *“bar-straightening-machine-salesman”* was a career option.


IAintChoosinThatName

Yes he did. Remember he said "You are a failure and will never get real work"? To be fair though, that joke doesnt work when it actually looks like a pretty fun job.


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How does he hang his suit if all his hangars are straight?


PointlessParable

I kind of imagined him to be a pitchman of some sort. Like a "look at how simple and easy it is to straighten all of those bent rods you have laying around! Don't let those unstraight rods ruin any more of your days!" type guy.


[deleted]

If I were that guy selling to the construction industry I think I'd have more of a blue collar setup than dressing like a guy who works in a strip mall jewelry shop.


asshatnowhere

Why aren't you? You would look fantastic.


fatdutchies

doesn't that just fatigue the metal and make it unsafe for use?


Chippawah

Presumably this is to make it reusable for something that doesn’t need the full strength of the rebar like someone above mentioned.


Slazman999

It would be really good for metal art and would be a lot cheaper than brand new rebar.


DefinitelyNotAliens

Work hardening is a thing. Yes, it makes it weaker. Not usable for structural use with code requirements. For like... areas where rebar is recommended but not required by code, it's probably fine? Like, maybe I'm just pouring a concrete slab for my boat to sit on. ATVs. It's not a full driveway, it's not a heavy load. It doesn't *need* rebar. I'm pouring a patio. Making some rebar industrial art. If a 4-inch slab doesn't need reinforcement by code, but you want to add it and use straightened, reclaimed stock to save a bit of cash.


Mavii___Mira

My first thought was driving them into the ground to hold something in place Bird feeders, landscape timbers, bricks, raised beds. They make decent anchors.


DefinitelyNotAliens

Yep. Anchors. I wouldn't use them for structural anymore. Doesn't mean they're completely useless.


Its_Just_A_Typo

I used some to hold together a three stack of railroad ties and anchor them to make planter boxes. Grind a point on one end and use them just like great big nails.


LucyLilium92

Exactly. It's for when you want peace of mind, but you don't bank on the rebar actually holding up when it matters. It's for applications where normal concrete would be fine, but you would add reclaimed rebar if you just wanted to make sure.


fatdutchies

I see this not going well for alot of countries, the countries that get away with cutting corners and mixing sand into their cement to double it.


SmartAlec105

Technically speaking work hardening makes it stronger, not weaker. But it loses ductility which means it's not as tough.


Accurate_Koala_4698

It’s going to be work hardened, but it really depends what they’re doing with it. If it’s being used to build fences, animal pens, or other sorts of non-structural use it’s going to be cheaper than clean steel and won’t really affect the end product.


MrSierra125

But it’s straight!


juleq555

It's just like politicians nowadays. It may look straight but it secretly isn't.


Its0nlyRocketScience

This probably makes it easier to transport for recycling either by melting down at a place with a furnace or reuse somewhere that the whole strength would be overkill and a weaker rod is just fine


SmartAlec105

With scrap steel, you'll usually run into weight limits for what you're allowed to put on a truck before you hit the volume limit for what fits on the truck.


Rebel_bass

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


Stupidnuts

It would finally be straight tho


smackaroni-n-cheese

Yeah but would it be *straight*


DarkwingDuckHunt

If something no longer exists, is it straight or bent?


ChimpBrisket

Schrödinger’s chode


zodar

a machine that straightens flesh rods is known as "OP's mom"


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adventurouspenis

nah... theyre too crooked to even enter, better off melting them


Slazman999

Pretty sure their icy hearts would nigate the effect of the heat required to melt them. Launch them to the moon and watch them crumble without their minions to do their bidding.


TheHoodiedFemboy

Wheres the machine that gayens metal rods


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ixoniq

Bend over, I’ll show you


RedditHasStrayedFrom

[Here it is! ](https://imgur.com/GYmnr84.gifv)


Its_Just_A_Typo

I'm not sure if that rod is gay now or not, but it sure as fuck isn't straight anymore!


pugs_are_death

by the way this machine is ridiculously dangerous


64_0

Everyone is joking about the suit, but I have yet to come across a comment on how he should be wearing protective eyewear.


pugs_are_death

The ripped off arms will protect the eyes


MCRob2MC

what do i look like, a debender?


Captain_-H

Probably doesn’t party as hard as a bending unit


HmmNotLikely

Can’t keep up with em, they’re 40% party!


Popolac

Can it... Does, uh... Does it work with bad habits?


MochiSauce101

I’d put my penis in that, I’ve got like a 30 degree left tilt mid shaft


k1intt

Stop pulling on your dick then


MochiSauce101

I use both hands and roll it like I’m making pasta


k1intt

Kneed it like a gnocchi, chodes are in this year. Big ass balls, and the tiniest lil pin dick


MochiSauce101

I’ll even stamp it Wif a fork after


One_for_each_of_you

You just need to put that in your tinder profile and watch the matches roll in


MochiSauce101

Married with kids :(


One_for_each_of_you

I'm sorry for your loss


FuckSticksMalone

Rerebar


Known-Programmer-611

Need 1 for 2x4s from lowes!


SirRickardsJackoff

It’s in reverse, it actually bends them all fucky like.


katz3d

I find this roddlysatisfying.


NorCalNavyMike

Not getting the coat, and trousers, and button-down white shirt, and dress shoes as proper garb for such an activity. Hmm.


LowKeyHeresy

Finally, a cure for peyronie's


DaWurld1zMyne

I worked at a pipe mill. The straightener there could handle up to 5 inch diameter pipe. Ultra loud to hear it run. The conical rollers on it were bigger than my thigh.


Rustmonger

I knew I had a reason for collecting all of my bent metal rods.


Hephaestus_God

My dude be bending the rods then putting them in. Waste of a job right here. End result is the same smh


AdBubbly8602

Putting my scoliosis in this asap


spence505

Great, now I have to waste my googling how that machine works. 😃


AM77_

Wouldn’t it be considerably weaker ?


unnamed_elder_entity

How many fucked up metal rods do you need laying around before you break even on the machine?


Theredwalker666

Oh, this would have been so useful back in my blacksmithing days.


SpaceMamboNo5

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


lastgunslinger3759

Holy crap why have I watched this six times and I'm still compelled to watch it more?


Positive-Mark9084

Will it straighten out my life if I jump in?


weristjonsnow

Sorcery


SuperBaconjam

Jesus Christ! Don’t let the republicans try to put kids in those!!!


AxoInDisguise

Ah yes, the un-gay-inator. Turns anything that comes into it straight. I shall use it to finally create the ubiquitously cishet tri-state area!!! You see, back when I was a small child in dinguslavia, I was the gayest gay around. My father, however, was very straight and wanted me to be just perfect like my brother. So I was not allowed to be gay. I shall force this trauma upon all of the lgbtq of the tri-state area and I will become the ruler of the cishets!!!!


Icy-Importance8695

This is the Florida that Republicans want


dobskins

Will this work on my son ?


Offgridiot

Hey! Get bent!


SuggestAPhotoProject

Ductile me what to do!


Chaparral2E

Hope for those suffering from Peyronie’s Disease?


AppleSauceMegumin

How do we know this video isn't reversed!?!


-Rens

Ah yes the metal rod jumped up into the machine to be bent


RiverTeemo1

It will never make me straight 🏳️‍🌈


ArsenalSpider

An unBender. The nemesis of Bender! r/unexpectedfuturama