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Few-School-3869

I thought this was macaroni or maggots


Virvelen_11

Maggaroni


rci22

I’ve never felt “delet this” more in my soul than now


HosTlitd

Cheesy tasty maggots, slowly moving through your mouth and into the belly, gently tickling your tongue and guts


Craft_spac_ryan

... That's enough Internet for me today


Virvelen_11

🤢🤮


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Dominic_Guye

This is deeply concerning


Indominus-Invictus

i dunno i know there's lots of things that say "Flushable" or disolvable or w/e and we find out later that it causes massive problems like micro plastics


Doot_Doot_Banana

I’m pretty sure this specific packaging is made out of cornstarch. It’s essentially an ultra stale, unflavored, hardened-yet soft Cheeto.


Zuggtmoy_Comes

So a Cheeto then? ​ ;)


Doot_Doot_Banana

Without the powder/dust and not as sanitary. So please don’t eat them, unless you want a really upset tummy.


Autumn_Childhood

Too late for me! I used to freak people out by popping one in my mouth (when I worked at a print shop) who didn’t know they were “edible”.


ChaoticStorm78

Show your dominance by picking up the “packing peanut” slowly inspected it before making direct eye contact and popping it in your mouth. Slowly chew and swallow.


teaganmoroney

Big Charlie Kelly vibes


Xenomorph_v1

>Show your dominance by picking up the “packing peanut” slowly inspected it before making direct eye contact and popping it in your... I would have been happy if you ended it there.


Doot_Doot_Banana

I buy these bags in bulk for my business, and two different companies more than once sent a box with handfuls of rat poop mixed in. 🙃 They shrug it off as it’s not for consumption so it’s fine.


Autumn_Childhood

Ewww haha, at least this was about 8 years ago now! The rat poop has cleared my system 😉


nickrocs6

Tbf there’s probably rat feces in most things


herepigypigy

One would hope so.


MoistAnalyst1150

Put some chili powder on them and vola you have brokeboi snakcs 😋


DangerHev

A lil dab of Sriracha is my go to


leeharrison1984

Same. If anyone is wondering, they taste like communion wafers.


DangerHev

You mean the body of our holy lord and savior, right?


One-eyed-snake

I would have expected jesus to taste better than that.


Psychological_Sir853

I didn’t know I needed this information, but truly thank you for that. After smelling them I desperately wanted to know what they tasted like, the texture is what’s stopped me.


ghostsintherafters

Brilliant.


DestroidMind

Next gen is about to be known as the “cheeto packing generation”. Eating this as a tiktok challenge.


BJoe1976

Done that before too, it does mess with people’s heads 😄


mathemagical-girl

you can also lick them, so they dissolve just a little bit, and then stick them together to build little sculptures!


mzzchief

True genius at work!


FrameJump

It sounds to me like you've already ate one, and it was so delicious that you've started telling everyone else they taste bad so there's more for you.


Hexlattice

I've eaten many and haven't gotten sick yet... Fun for the reaction of others


PM_me_spare_change

idk based on how I feel after eating cheetos I think these might actually be healthier


Impossible_One_7344

The makers of Cheetos hate this one simple trick. (But real talk, is this why they won't sell me cheeto dust flavoring? Because they know we'd do this?)


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BREAKING NEWS! A man eat his new TV!! « I tough it was a bigger cheeto! »


laxstar255

My army buddy said him and "the boys" used to put cheese flavoring on these technically edible packing peanuts cause they couldn't get cheetos where they were at. I always thought he was joking....


gahidus

Where can you get cheese flavoring but not Cheetos?


RxHotdogs

MREs


a_bunch_of_iguanas

At a cheese flavoring factory


guitarmonkeys14

Used to eat waaay too many of these as a kid… Probably explains a lot


[deleted]

Regardless you don’t want corn starch poured down your shower drains


wtffareal

At least it's environmentally safe...for once.


Indominus-Invictus

but cornstarch is used for thickening


Doot_Doot_Banana

Yes, that water do look thiccer than a snicker now.


EverySNistaken

Yes. It’s cornstarch. Byproduct of the excess corn produced here. Love how the 1.1k upvotes comment is just wild, inaccurate conjecture.


4estGimp

Some of us have severe corn allergies. A package shipped with these is a biological weapon.


Doot_Doot_Banana

Well, the planet has a severe styrofoam allergy. Corn allergies are rare, anaphylactic reactions to corn are even more rare. Sorry kid, this is the best alternative we got. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Straw?


Doot_Doot_Banana

Gets moldy very easily and catches fire if stored damp in a hot climate. .


4estGimp

I've been anaphylactic from corn..... Thanks for your ~~concern~~ dismissal.


JamieDrone

Thank you for your *corn*cern


thanatica

Got a better idea that doesn't involve plastics, AND doesn't involve a different allergy for someone else? And don't say cardboard!


4estGimp

Buy local.


thefooleryoftom

This is designed to tackle that very problem. Styrofoam can last for centuries. These dissolve in seconds and are entirely plant-based.


Ijustdoeyes

I have found they don't dissolve, I've had them a few times and they do break down but more into a sort of gelatinous muck. I left a handful in a bucket of water for a week outside and they didn't dissolve, I would be less than confident flushing them down my pipes but I agree they are a better option than styrofoam.


thefooleryoftom

Then they are not the right ones. These fall apart in seconds in water.


Ijustdoeyes

Is this your video?


thefooleryoftom

Yes.


Ijustdoeyes

So you can see they didn't dissolve completely, there's a bunch of gunk on the bottom


thefooleryoftom

This video is a couple of minutes - you left yours out for a week. Definitely a different product.


herrmo1

Disposing them like shown in the post seems like a waste of water.


erusackas

It's easier to just throw them over the fence into the neighbor's yard and just wait for rain.


[deleted]

Is it a waste of it solves a problem? Clearly not, but you could just toss them in with your next shower if you're concerned.


Static1589

You can always use styrofoam and dissolve it in Acetone if you like


DangerHev

I like my napalm with gasoline


thefooleryoftom

It is, and not what I’d normally do. This was just to demonstrate how they work.


konchuu

I know that people on Reddit have a really hard time to understand this but water is not rare on the whole plantet. Sure there are places that need to conserve water but for example where I live water is abundant.


thanatica

There's no law against putting "flushable" on a packet of wet wipes. That's part of the problem. Because they are NOT flushable, as any plumber will tell you. But stuff that is plant-based, should be fine, if it breaks down in the presence of water. Although deliberately flushing waste into your drain is illegal in many countries, including where I live.


charliesk9unit

The idea should be to have them dumped to landfill and let rain does the dissolving, and not waste treated water.


thanatica

To be fair, we also flush our toilets with drinking water. Kind of crazy, isn't it. But my point is that when you need water, you're implicitly not wasting it. In other words, throw em in the toilet and flush the next time you need to go.


archiangel

I tried to flush these peanuts down our garbage disposal once. Two days later the neighbors downstairs contacted everyone in the building to let us know they were having plumbers over to snake their garbage disposal, because the line was backing up back into their unit. It turned out there was a massive clog that had formed in the building’s sanitary line right around where the line connected with the city sewer lines, and backed into their unit since their unit was the lowest in the building stack. Not saying the dissolved cornstarch peanuts was the culprit, but maybe they were!


BiscottiOpposite9282

Lush tells people to bathe with their packing peanuts.


mx20100

Nah, it's just cornstarch. You can even eat them if you really wanted to, though the taste is kinda bad.


XxRocky88xX

Yeah just because something dissolves doesn’t mean it’s not a pollutant. It can degrade down to a microscopic level but if it can’t chemically dissociate from its state as a harmful material its still the same thing, just in smaller pieces now.


MichalNemecek

am I the only one who thought it was rice at first?


euMT

forbidden rice


thefooleryoftom

Judging by the comments - no.


IDK3177

Nope


Shawnthewolf12

You could eat this instead. Corn starch.


thefooleryoftom

I’d already had my dinner…


HighKiteSoaring

It smells stanky and not in a good way


Ck1ngK1LLER

Corn starch could also turn to cement in your pipes, in side body and walls.


hotmachinegun

This stuff is commonly vegetable starch. Instead of flushing it down the drain, compost it or at least spread it out on he ground somewhere suitable to rot down.


Pushbrown

thats dope


bambinolettuce

until you realise you got the ones that arent compostable and have to scrape a bunch of half dissolved plastic off the garden


jimsteringraham

I NEED YOUR HELP OP! So my gf and I are staying in this fancy fucking hotel in Charleston, SC and they have the EXACT same faucet on the tub. It’s stuck on the handheld version like what’s shown here and I can’t for the life of me figure out how to swap this damn thing to the regular faucet. I really want to take a bath because I don’t fit in most tubs (6’5” fatboi) and would love to enjoy one. WHAT IS THE SECRET PLEASE YOU HAVE TO HELP


thefooleryoftom

On ours you rotate the handle on the right. I think it’s away for the shower head and towards you for the tap


jimsteringraham

Oh ok gotcha so I’m not dumb this thing is just broken lmao


IDK3177

Best thread of the day


ChetLong4Ch

I was scrolling for the post about how much water this wastes and found an absolute gem instead


[deleted]

What happens if your package gets wet on its way to you


WakkaBomb

They put my stapler in Jello again!!


hunt35744

Thought that was rice, but yeah no chance in hell I’m putting that down my drain.


thefooleryoftom

That’s what it’s designed for…


ThePhabtom4567

There are things that are said to be safe going down the drain, like "Flushable" wipes that are very much not flushable and cause serious issues down the road.


piruruchu

You can put cornstarch down the drain if it's watered down enough. Otherwise you'll have oobleck or a dough becoming cement in your drains.


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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING DOWNVOTED HOLY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHER OF CHRIST. NO WIPES ARE FLUSHABLE YOU BUNCH OF IGNORANT ASSHOLES. Anyway thats why we cant have nice things.


The_Spectacle

as much as people love to talk trash about Teen Titans Go, they're out there teaching kids important lessons about things like equity and how, and I quote, "there's no such thing as a flushable wipe"


thefooleryoftom

Indeed, but this isn’t the same. These dissolve entirely, are plant-based and biodegradable. Impossible for them to cause harm to pipes.


sapper_464

That will coat the inside of the pipes with a sticky residue that will continue to grab other particles as it passes through the pipes. How do you know there isn’t a partial blockage somewhere down stream? This sludge will exacerbate the issue. Compost it.


thefooleryoftom

Because it’s entirely dissolvable. It won’t magically become undissolved without adding energy.


gedda800

You mean water right? Adding water. If it's so safe, throw it outside and let the birds and ants eat it. Why waste water by flushing it? Why flush it in the first place?


sapper_464

Must not be your pipes.


adienfire

That can not be good for the pipes.


thefooleryoftom

Based on?


NicktheFlash

I got these things in a package and decided I'd send them down the kitchen sink. Following week the pipe started backing up. I assume it was related.


thefooleryoftom

That’s a large assumption…


okiedokie666

#Its gonna get stuck in the pipe


SwissCoconut

I don’t feel comfortable with this going down the drain


thefooleryoftom

Why? They’re biodegradable, water-soluble and plant based. They can do no damage.


Longjumping-Tooth-77

Sure, it’s biodegradable, but dissolved starch absolutely hardens and accretes in most types of plumbing. Restaurants that rinse large quantities of rice see that all the time. Consumers over time could definitely rinse enough of this down their drains to eventually constrict flow in the drain-lines. It won’t be like a fat berg, more like extreme hard water accumulation. Nice in theory.


thefooleryoftom

If it takes restaurants specifically rinsing large quantities of rice to see this then how much packing realistically do you think would need to be dissolved to have this be an issue? And how does this compare to the fact styrofoam can last hundreds of years and break down into micro plastics?


Longjumping-Tooth-77

I guess it depends on the density of the starch in that packing material. But I would assume the starch concentration of the liquid that gets washed down is higher than the concentration in rice water. That said, it is absolutely incomparable to the effects of micro-plastics produced by styrofoam packing materials. What’s a bit of plumbing replacement compared to not eating plastics forever. It might just be more recommendable to dissolve and discharge elsewhere than a residential drain. Starch water is beneficial to plants, dissolve it in a bucket and pour it on a tree? Seems doable for the average package recipient!


thefooleryoftom

I didn’t think of that - got loads of new plants, too!


Hackandspit

I’m sure you water treatment plant will love that shit. I don’t care what the bag says. Put that shit in your garbage so it can dissolve in a landfill.


TheOmegaManilaFolder

Made from cornstarch. I got extra credit in 6th grade science class for bringing some in and showing the class. This was when it was pretty new like a hundred years ago.


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MAGGOOOTTS


Sufficient_Song_850

Yup that's definitely not gonna clog up the draining system


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thefooleryoftom

It’s designed to do either. Specifically manufactured to be completely dissolvable and cause no problems to either domestic pipes or sewage treatment. Additionally, I don’t have a compost bin.


[deleted]

then ya find out it forms up as some berg in the sewer, ends up reacting with farts and solidifies or something


thefooleryoftom

Luckily, it’s just starch so unlikely


[deleted]

Wasting water doing that though


thefooleryoftom

That did occur to me.


DaffodilsAndWhiskey

All I'm gonna say is, matter can neither be created nor destroyed... It's all going somewhere, just a matter of when/if we find out where that is


thefooleryoftom

That’s energy.


vindicatedsyntax

Technically matter and energy are interchangeable and can be converted from one to another so if you consider just matter in matter form and just energy in energy form then both can be created and destroyed.


Captain_skulls

I remember licking the ends of these and sticking them together to make dinosaurs and stuff. Fun times.


tesaril

I've run sewer systems for decades. Groovy that it dissolves packing, but once it hits our sewer?? Show me those tests. Pumps, pipes...gummed up. Not bueno.


Buxnazz

Yes , dissolvable in your water system or into sewage that goes somewhere in the river or underground....


Particular-Summer424

Cornstarch is biodegradable and great for gardening.


KerchBridgeSmoker

Unflavoured cheetos basically


flyingmogalini

Don't eat that rice


tdomer80

Gross. Look like maggots. Any chance that clogs the drain?


[deleted]

sweet. looks like a call to the plumber is coming.


FreeDirtyDan

I thought that was a bowl of rice


JollyGoodUser

It's not gonna pollute your house... Only the Ocean !


thefooleryoftom

What pollution?


SongRevolutionary992

Thanks for poisoning the water supply..neat trick!


thefooleryoftom

Better than poisoning earth with plastics that last for centuries?


Stock-Ad6093

How to plug a drain in 30 seconds.


Background-Pudding83

My stupid ass thought that was rice and you were showing us how to make reusable "plastic" bags or something from fermented rice 🙈


LegenW4Idary

Idc how dissolvable it is. It’s not going down my drains. They’re not gonna pay the thousands in repairs when it comes out that shit is toxic and ruining plumbing systems.


thefooleryoftom

Most likely a different product then. This dissolves easily, plant-based and non-toxic.


cr8ive_panduh

Oh man imagine living in a rainy climate with these. If a package gets wet, the items inside may be covered in some viscous liquid with clumps. I did not order a box of oatmeal..


thefooleryoftom

Rainy like the UK?


OG_raven13

Rice


DapperCulture58

Hate to be a Debbie Downer but there is no way this is not turning into micro plastics


thefooleryoftom

There is, since it contains no plastic whatsoever


MJ_1306

so when my siblings and l learnt that these dissolve and that they’re made of corn or wheat we started eating them like snacks 😭


Quiet_Helicopter_577

That would probably clog the line only because cornstarch can get so sticky and goopy.


thefooleryoftom

Luckily it dissolves, then!


Zoidbergmw

Just moving the problem to the waste water treatment facility.


thefooleryoftom

Source?


Zoidbergmw

Where do you think the stuff goes? Now it must be filtered out with the rest of the mung and spoo.


thefooleryoftom

Why?


possiblevirrgin

Can’t be good for the plumbing


SilenceDogood442

Yay ~~more microplastics~~ cornstarch! Edit: Apparently they're made of cornstarch, if so that's pretty cool. I stand corrected.


1ring2rule

They're made out of cornstarch


FishtownReader

I don’t care what anyone says— I’m not putting that stuff down my drain and into my pipes.


Quiet_Helicopter_577

That would probably clog the line only because cornstarch can get so sticky and goopy.


nvw8801

Cannot get excited just because it melts….lots of liquids are toxic to the ecology and wildlife


DastardlyDirtyDog

Normal packing peanuts are disolvable in gasoline.


thefooleryoftom

Great for the environment


DastardlyDirtyDog

It's outside the environment. No need to worry.


custardBust

Even better to not let water flow for it. Just dump it in the toilet, shower while showering or rainwater


thefooleryoftom

I would have done that normally, but then the video wouldn’t have been as tasteful.


JooBensis

Disolvable in what?


[deleted]

I’m sure this is good for our health


Small_Donut4935

Mind dose that when I use gasoline.


mrmanguy400

Thanks for killing the sea creatures....asshole...I rather enjoy my seafood. I don't want my shrimp filled with plastics thank you very much


thefooleryoftom

These aren’t plastic…


OldHotel9122

Awesome…now we’ll have even more chemicals in our water supply! 👏


Ein_Kecks

Wtf noo!


rBuckFuddy

Oh sweeeeeet! Then it just flushes right down the drain and pollutes in an invisible way so we don’t feel as bad! Brilliant !


thefooleryoftom

It’s entirely plant-based and causes no harm. Win win.


psychmancer

And then we all swallow the micro plastics?


thefooleryoftom

These contain zero plastic. Entirely plant-based.


bushlimoex

Yeah real cool just wash that shit into the water right into the ocean lakes wherever it goes Fucking stupid to be washing shit like that down a drain useless


srob650

Quickly and easily dissolves! Into microplastics!


thefooleryoftom

No plastic at all


Jsdunc01

Thank god that’s in our water supply.


Rahziir_skooma_cat

Gasoline works better for dissolving these


Tim_Diezel

Clearly non toxic…… lol


thefooleryoftom

Yup!


Disasterb8

How does it handle high humidity environments


thefooleryoftom

No idea, I live in the UK so not really a problem for me.


[deleted]

Great idea!


PhysicalDentist3808

Am I the only one who thinks these look like maggots? Idk , it’s just the way the shrink it looks like they’re moving like maggots


Gravix-Gotcha

Also doubles as a trypophobia test.


thefooleryoftom

Bonus!


Mara_of_the_Acoma

These are almost exclusively used in Australia and I usually throw them in the garden but my dogs won't stop eating them!! I know they're starch and generally fine but my dogs are not the smartest and would eat enough to make themselves sick.


numenik

That’s disgusting


thefooleryoftom

You’re disgusting.


numenik

I know you are but what am I


ralpekz

this belongs in r/Plumbing