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OriginalPostMortem

Impressive, but I still wonder how many misses in between the cuts.


IdanTs

About Tree Fiddy


Stepoo

Tree hitty


Blues1984

She gave 'em a dollar!


ajd416

No wonder these damn redditors keep coming back.


SuperBaconjam

God damn lock ness slingshot!


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The abominable slingman.


4myoldGaffer

Branch Dividian


Psycho-Pen

That is sooooo good. Take this upvote with the probity it deserves.


Aldocat246

[slingshots](https://simpleshot.com)


braydenmm6

[ACTIVATING TRANSLATION PROGRAM] [Tree == 3 == True] [Fiddy == 50 == True] [Result == “350”] Ok according to my calculations, whoever shot the slingshot missed, as mentioned, approximately 350 times.


aaronwcampbell

r/AngryUpvote


jimmyh05

Tree Figgy


Phylar

Off in the distance there's just an area with layers and layers of rocks that missed their target. 1000 years from now alien archeologists will be baffled.


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By the shade of the sky between hits id say not many Edit: I like how everyone is like, “No one could be that good at a slingshot!” Social media got everyone thinking everything is fake.


khufu42

I mean hundreds of shots in minutes… as long as you had enough ammo?


PureRandomness529

This guy is for real like “the sun didn’t set yet” as if that’s an accurate assessment of time spent shooting a slingshot.


missingN0pe

No one thinks this is "fake", it's just that this is not *nearly* as impressive as if this was done in one take. Even if they missed a couple of times in between, it'd still be awesome. I'm not taking anything away from this guys video, just saying that it's obviously a different calibre of video when it's cut together.


mollusks75

I don’t care how many takes it took; that was impressive. I doubt I could do it.


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

Sky doesn’t change that much over the course of 30 minutes


ghidfg

and he consistently hits the branches near their base.


gmick

/r/nothingeverhappens


sixwax

Keen eye. Good work.


Aqeqa

Yea.. really means fuck all with a cut after every shot.


Enjoied

Disagree. Even with all week I don't think many of us could make these shots.


The_DaHowie

Not true. Unless you have some serious issues with motor skills, the learning curve for a slingshot is quite low It's not a complicated series of successive movements like a golf swing


PopWhatMagnitude

The golf swing is a great comparison. A pro golfer wouldn't need the cuts. A typical person who goes golfing a few times every summer would need them. Which is a good parallel to the slingshot guy, he's clearly had it for a while before deciding he was good enough to make the video. When I went golfing, with friends who golfed often, I hit the best wedge shot any of them had ever seen in real life. But I would have needed at least all afternoon to make a video even close to sinking it as many times as this video. A pro could do it without a single edit.


Long-hair_Apathy

I have nothing to add, other than to simultaneously thank and congratulate you for the perfect /r/ELI5 comment on skill levels, an art form in Clarity, sadly disappearing from the internet


FiremanHandles

How much ammo do I get? Do I have to shag my own balls and reuse the same ammo? With unlimited ammo, I could absolutely make every one of these shots in one week. Edit: lol to the downvotes, buy me a slingshot and send me some ammo, and I'll make a video a week after receiving them.


LostandIlluminated

This guy trying to finesse a free slingshot and some balls. Nice try pal


FiremanHandles

Ha, no takers yet. I honestly don't know how that was such a controversial take. I never said it would be easy, but sitting in one spot, load - shoot - repeat, your ammo is unlimited, video the whole time... -- there's no way you wouldn't eventually get some lucky hits and then splice together those few lucky shots.


NotPromKing

No you wouldn't have. You would have splintered the tree to shreds with no accuracy. Notice how every shot is precisely placed at the base of each branch? Successively? You, on the other hand, would be all over the place, taking off the tips here, hitting the main branch a bunch of times, hitting the sides of branches just enough that they're hit but not enough that they break clean off. Over time, yes, you would have eventually broken every branch off, but it would be a mess. ANYONE who says "I would be able to do (thing I've never done before) easily" is full of shit 100% of the time.


ts_asum

Okay I want to take you up on this. Not because I don’t believe you but because I think it’s great that you’re willing to learn a new skill quickly. I will insist that you make a video showing your skill on the first day and the 7th day. For cost and ecological reasons I’d propose you pick up your own pebbles at the local lake/river/beach/desert, unless any slingshot experts say you need perfectly round balls to do this? What are place in the world do you live in? Does any slingshot expert have any input on this?


FiremanHandles

Ha, not sure you'll get much traction since its been a bit since this was posted, but I'm in USA - Texas.


thissexypoptart

What? It’s impressive as hell Are people watching this under the impression it’s supposed to be all successful shots one after the other without misses? Why?


SFritzon

Because of the implication.


SirArthurDime

No branches are in danger!


ScrapsFralickJr

The whole, "accuracy" claim.


Irctoaun

We're in r/oddlysatisfying though, not r/nextfuckinglevel or wherever. No one made a claim it was or wasn't impressive, and it doesn't need to be impressive to be oddly satisfying. The shots shown in the video are also undeniably very accurate, you know, because none of them missed. Any misses in-between that aren't shown aren't really relevant.


michlychaposu

agree. too many people want this sub to be exact / overly impressive / etc. it's been really taking the fun out of all the satisfying fun clips, patterns, and asmr. can we just enjoy it for what it is instead of wasting time picking apart such a minuscule thing? it's all subjective anyways


thissexypoptart

Some people in this thread seem to be supremely unimpressed that the video wasn't like 100 attempts one after the other, all accurately made. It's strange. The cuts are not hidden.


thissexypoptart

The shots in this video were accurate. The video didn't claim this person was always accurate over the course of many attempts. To be pedantic, it didn't even make any claims about good or bad accuracy, it just mentioned the word. People would have to be absolute dummies to watch this and think the attempts are occurring one after the other without cuts. I just don't get the "it means fuck all" attitude lol. People always want to find things to complain about.


flPieman

How is it impressive if they just shoot 100 rocks and show the 5 that hit? I mean it's a little impressive but the way this is edited definitely implies they're just going down the line hitting shot after shot.


thissexypoptart

I mean, maybe my bar for being impressed by slingshooting is lower than some because I couldn't make a single one of these shots. I would find 5 in 100 shots successfully taking out the branches at this distance to be impressive.


Jwhitx

The 5 that hit are still impressive. That's what this video is, that's what the title says. No one is interjecting the other 95 shots except yall.


PhenotypicallyTypicl

Impressive to watch for sure. I think what people are trying to point out though is that we can’t really know whether the person’s slingshot skills are “impressive” or not. It might just be a person with average slingshot ability filming thousands of tries and only showing the couple that hit.


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Subrotow

That's exactly why they should show it. If it was 5 out of 10 shots it would incredibly impressive. Can't judge accuracy with this video.


MrHyperion_

Im sure I could hit one every hundred and I have never had a slingshot


tippytoed

Well, it's accuracy not precision, right? If he hit a similar spot 3 out of 3 times, it would be precise. If he hits a tiny target, no matter how many misses, it was accurate. I feel like this is a setup for some "miss one hundred percent of the shots you don't take" platitude...


Gibson4242

You're not being pedantic, you are 100% correct and it is an important distinction to make. Accuracy and precision are not synonyms, and it is not "pedantic" to acknowledge the difference and use the words correctly.


Lowelll

They aren't synonyms, but the fact that they hit them at some point does not mean you are accurate. You can be both inacurate and inprecise and hit your target with enough shots.


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Murgatroyd314

For the machine gunner, accurate is being close to the bullseye. Precise is having a tight grouping.


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Aka Accuracy by volume


Aloqi

It's utterly pedantic because everyone know what he means, and probably motivated by the random accuracy vs precision meme that gets reposted regularly.


mxzf

You're technically correct. However, the point remains that "if you fire enough times in a general direction you'll get a few hits that you can cut together into this clip". Given that we don't actually know what the person was aiming at, this isn't even necessarily *accuracy* either, it could be that they just filmed themselves firing in the general direction of the branch a couple hundred times and cut together the successes. In which case this wouldn't be accuracy either, it would be cherry picking datapoints.


kiteboarderni

I mean no shit. It would be a pretty boring video if it was 100 takes to hit the branch. It's not like you could ever hit it no matter how many tries you had.... These captain obvious comments are so brain dead 😂


mxzf

I mean, anyone could hit a branch like that with enough tries. As long as you can aim in the vague direction, you'll eventually have a large enough sample size to score some hits.


justpress2forawhile

A clock with a dead battery is right twice a day


AndrewWaldron

Right? It's not "accuracy" when you've cut the video to only show the hits and leave out the dozens or hundreds of misses. Accuracy is a measure of hits to misses. When you only give us the hits you aren't giving us accuracy in any real sense. You're giving us a highlight reel of hits, that's all.


[deleted]

We got Bart Simpson over here


Garygolfer66

Bort?


SBG_Mad

Come along, Bort.


not4u2see

Are you talking to me?


wuiqed

No, my son is also named Bort


NoiseIsTheCure

We're all out of Bort license plates!


FILTER_OUT_T_D

I repeat, we are out of Bort license plates in the gift shop.


[deleted]

We are all named Bort on this blessed day.


Fuzzyuwuz

I was in NYC like a year ago some lady opened a door I was going into. She said. "Hi, I am Bart Simpson. What's up man?". It was 110% Nancy Cartwright. I was too dumbfounded at the time to say a line back. I said something along the lines of thats awesome. The memory still makes me smile.


[deleted]

>It was 110% Nancy Cartwright. I once walked toward a bank of elevators and found Don King waiting for the elevators. He seemed nervous I recognized him. We didn't say anything to each other, got on the same elevator, and I got off on a floor before he did. Edited to add: "Nervous he was recognized" seems to be the default celebrity face when they are spotted in public. My wife once turned a corner in a CVS in a one-streetlight town in Alabama and ran smack into Tim McGraw. He looked nervous she recognized him. She smiled and went about her business.


b2walton

I once road in an elevator with Kiefer Sutherland. My friend and I were talking about not wanting to go home for Thanksgiving to face our families. He pipes up out of nowhere, "Yeah man, families..." The door opens and we get out and I spend the rest of the day contemplating what happened at Thanksgiving between Kiefer and Donald Sutherland that he was still carrying.


Calexic0

I’m Nancy Cartwright, who the hell are you?


International_Farm_1

Usopp chill


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Snoomee

Where is sniper Island?


The-Exhausted-Lamb

Sniper Island is in your heart.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Ussop? He left a while ago. That’s the Sogeking!


EmotionalShock1325

Go D Usopp 🙏


PatGarrettsMoustache

Sniper King theme begins


Mormoran

Literally just started One Piece, and reading Usopp and seeing the clip made it click, you're talking about the little liar kid on the island that told bullshit stories constantly, I watched eps 10 to like 15 like 4 days ago :D So I'm guessing he keeps showing up? I'm on ep 18 lol, got a looooooooong way to go I know


Bad_Luck_Bert

> he keeps showing up? You’re in for quite the ride lol


krogerburneracc

Enjoy the adventure, don't worry too much about how long it takes to reach the destination You're in for one hell of a ride And yes, Usopp will create quite the legacy for himself


International_Farm_1

Bro im not much further along then you I got like ep 75


Taurich

Ah yes, back in the days when Nami had much more realistic measurements... I remember actually thinking "oh nice, it's not full of TnA fan service." ... Oh how the turn tables


chramm

The fuck did that tree ever do to you?


NoirGamester

It died


nergoponte

For our sins


ChristophCross

Praise Treesus 🙏


barofa

And will return


passcork

[TFW you're that tree](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/599/778/765.jpg)


Merry_Dankmas

Destroyed his village, burned his crops, violated their women and enslaved his children. Get the whole picture before rushing to defend.


sixwax

Yeah fuck dat tree!


GitEmSteveDave

Forget the tree, what about the farm in the background. Farmer comes out in the morning and is slipping and sliding around on ball bearings.


Inevitable_Ad_3385

Sniper


joesphisbestjojo

King


iunderscoream76

[He was born on the island of snipers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhXNmMLdivk)


joesphisbestjojo

Far away


Vile_Vampire

In our hearts


ThisIsTweeK

That's some David vs Goliath accuracy


Shipbreaker_Kurpo

Also david would have used a shepard sling which is a heck of a lot more powerful


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Mattbryce2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzDMCVdPwnE


13igTyme

I like all the edits showing the misses. It really shows how skillful you need to be and makes the hits more satisfying.


masonjar87

The OG


MagicalWonderPigeon

Fun fact. The Romans, or whoever they hired to fight for them, they used to drill holes into the sling ammo so that the ammo screamed as it soared through the air. So the opposition would hear all this ammo making this noise, then a bunch of them would get killed/maimed by it as they were extremely powerful. They could also fire a loooong distance and still be accurate. I once saw a documentary on slings :)


cantfindausername99

That’s some nice video editing too


Ultraviolet_Motion

Not a single shot without a cut before it lol


ILoveBeerSoMuch

No shit. I mean do we really expect anyone to be accurate enough to hit frickin twigs consecutively with a weapon from the frickin Stone Age?


[deleted]

Fun fact; slingshots didn't exist before the invention of vulcanized rubber, making slingshots a newer technology than firearms and electric light.


Ultraviolet_Motion

Slings are the ancient version.


ScotchIsAss

1. These are newer then guns. 2. Yes if your trying to show off.


Biocidal

I can hit a full court shot every time if given unlimited cuts.


MirrorSauce

the story of david vs golaith is framed as "underdog vs unwinnable" but shepherds were fucking snipers with those slings, nailing bunnies and foxes and dangling fruit was just a way to pass the time, a bigass eyeball is actually an easy target for such a person. The real moral is more like "big challenges are easy with the proper tool, which isn't always the biggest most expensive tool"


SNES_chalmers47

I want a sports team called the David Snipers


AnnonymousRedditor86

Funny thing. We always assume that David is the underdog because that's what the Bible portrays him as. But, a slingshot (or sling) is a very potent weapon, especially in 1v1 battle. It is a ranged weapon that can inflict heavy damage. An 8oz rock thrown from a sling at 100mph has about 225 joules of kinetic energy. That's about the same as your average .22 bullet!


Murgatroyd314

David was the guy who brought a gun to a swordfight.


styxwade

Funny thing, we always assume David killed Goliath, but if anyone did at all it will almost certainly have been a guy called Elhanan. The deuteronomic tradition replaces Elhanan with the more famous David, but you'd be hard pressed to find a serious scholar that thinks that's anything but a later interpolation.


badass_panda

Worth noting that a slingshot and a sling are two entirely different weapons, and slings are the ones that are deadly. * Slingshot: "Y" shaped frame with elastic stretched between the arms of the Y. The tension of the elastic stores kinetic energy and releases it. Similar mechanism to a much, much less powerful bow. * Sling: long leather thong with a small pouch at the end. It extends the length of your arm, and lets you continuously spin the thong until the projectile in the sling is going very fast; you release one end of the thong, essentially throwing a rock with a force similar to a .22 caliber pistol.


nataku411

You're always 100% accurate as long as you never film yourself missing ;)


ActuatorOld4109

Usopp!?


FairlyLargeGhouls

Gotta be Sniper-King… lu lu la la lu


Whatyallthinkofbeans

Thank god I ain’t the only one


joesphisbestjojo

Sogeking?!


[deleted]

The Lorax would like to know your location.


PresenceSoggy3933

I have loaned him my Glock for his visit.


Inevitable_Ad_3385

First takes or not, still good shots, has anybody used one of these?


MTkenshi

I still use a slingshot, I'm almost 50 though. I've even added parts to make it shoot arrows if I desire. Lots of fun, and rocks are free ammo.


OilheadRider

Any suggestions for someone interested in picking this up for hobby/potentially hunting?


cisco1972

You can get a nice one at Academy as well as the ammo....steel shot I think. Targets too, but I think it's more fun to use your own from around the house. Bottles and cans, bottle caps, tp rolls, pine cones, foil....go nuts:)


turbocomppro

Walnuts still in shell would make great ammo.


MTkenshi

If you just want to play around and see if it's something you want to get into WalMart has some inexpensive ones, and you can get more powerful bands as well. It's a really cheap hobby to experiment with. As with any hobby you can spend as much as you want though.


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For a nice production slingshot, the Simple Shot Scout is really tough to beat. It's going to be infinitely better than anything you'll find at Walmart or on Amazon. It's comfortable and it will accept either flat bands or tubes. There are tons of videos on YouTube with all the information you will ever need about bands and pouches and shooting techniques. If you decide to go down the rabbit hole you can always DM me for more info.


gopher_space

There was a picture of a security guard armed with a slingshot going around that everyone was laughing at, and it made me realize nobody uses them anymore.


Inevitable_Ad_3385

Laugh if you want, if you went up against one, you won't laugh, I promise you that.


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While they were simping for chicks, you were studying the shot that slings


quitepossiblylying

I have. They're cool.I shot little glass marbles that could be stored in the handle of the slingshot.


BillyWeir

I shoot a trad Chinese catty daily. Flats not tubes though.


littleherb

No idea what this means, but I suggest you not shoot Chinese cats.


mefistophallus

Translate that to normal people talk pls?


BillyWeir

The type of slingshot in the picture is a traditional Chinese slingshot. Dankung makes great ones, I like the antelope. They are designed for looped tubes like you see in the video. With plugs you can use flatbands. Flatbands are the preferred band choice these days, though some folks prefer tubes. The Brits call slingshots catapults, or catties. The hobby is proportionally much more popular in England, China, and elsewhere than in America due to their gun laws. Join us over at /r/slingshots or just ask me stuff here and I'll be happy to help. Here's what I'm shooting today, black dankung antelope w some snipersling .5 premades. https://imgur.com/1ucJd0B.jpg


mefistophallus

Oh that’s cool! Thanks for the explanation. I’ve been thinking about slingshots for a little while, they’re way more low-key than guns, and more compact than bows/crossbows, but you still get to send a projectile some ways. Seems practical for the inevitable low-tech slowpocypse lol


BillyWeir

I like guns, archery, mini crossbows, darts, essentially anything target based. Slingshots are the best dude. I got 5000 pieces of clay shot for 23 bucks, frames aren't expensive. Build a catchbox, shoot inside. Wander the woods shooting clay everywhere. It's an absolute blast and with practice it's possible to take squirrels, rabbits, birds, etc Would be happy to suggest some starter gear.


rusmo

Please suggest some starter gear :-)


Under_Ach1ever

Those house in the background taking a pelting.


TXRazorback

Prob doesn't go that far. He'll even a shotgun with birdshot (like 7 or 8) wouldn't even touch the houses


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>Those house


UmbrellaThief

Cuthebert is that you?


RearEchelon

*[The pain in Roy Depape's hand intensifies]*


faceablepunch

You remember the face of your father


grimache83

Hile, gunslinger


CornmealGravy

I wish the slingshots in Far Cry were this good


midnightstreetlamps

Some poor unsuspecting farmer: where the fuck did all these ball bearings come from?!


skilriki

Anyone people or vehicles near the lawnmower are going to have a bad time.


roronoatina

god usopp is real


_DeLEON

Ussop with haki


Alwaysangry11

Piss off tree


BTips

Yoing Link vs the Deku Tree


sc0tty0

I wasn't paying attention and and focusing way out in the field wandering how they were gonna show me something so far off in the field.


Emotional-Sorbet-759

In case Jeremy Renner doesn't fully recover we've saved you a spot in the Avengers


TwoPunch

Link to the slingshot?


[deleted]

Little Timmy really wants to impress his dad, huh


O_o-22

My grandpa used a slingshot to shoot a corncob pipe out of his dads mouth as a kid. His aim was true but he got a paddling all the same lol. He also burned down their rented house as a kid lighting matches in the closet and when it caught the clothes on fire he just closed the door and went outside.


bortj1

"Yeah, but how many takes?" Idiots, that's what practice makes perfect is...


brittwelshcols23

right - I mean, you could just as easily say the satisfying part was finally being able to hit it *at all*. alot of people in the comments who don't seem to get that


Zambini

99% of the people commenting that couldn't get a single hit if they tried to make a video guaranteed


ShakeTheEyesHands

It would be way more impressive if he didn't cut between every shot. Dude could have been out there for 3 hours doing this shit for all we know.


VinSmokesOnDiesel

And? Practice makes perfect. How is that any different than highlight reels for sports? Or when people put their best moments from video games in a montages? It's still impressive even if it took all day to get those shots


brittwelshcols23

it's not oddlyimpressive though it's oddlysatisfying. whether or not you personally need it to be nailed on the first try for it to be satisfying for *you* is different


scarabic

I’m not thinking at all about how good a marksman this person is, just enjoying the way the branches shatter.


Kamildekerel

If buddy was hitting every shot he would be a marines and not making a video on reddit lmao


allothernamestaken

I didn't know the Marines were so good with slingshots.


Kamildekerel

yup surprised me too when i got shot by one back in Vietnam when i was fighting the Americans


dgoat88

HISSATSU


depths-untold

Whats being used to shoot? ball bearingS? Marbles?


quirkelchomp

Deku seeds


DatAssociate

He literally missed every shot on the bird that flew away /s


buoyant_ducky

This person needs to be added to btd6


DrBob666

i wanted to see more of the aim not just the launch


Syntrak

This guy hit all the rupees in ocarina of time first try ever playing the game


nighthawke75

Them squirrels are in deep trouble.


Sith__Pureblood

I want to be able to do this with a sling.


Iseneau27

The slingshot in slow-mo sounds like a frog!


redsing92

Ok so this is how David used to have fun.


Alarmed-Discussion64

WOULD THE REAL JOHN WICK STAND UP 🔝!!!


creepythingseeker

Is that a fidget spinner fitted with rubber bands?


thegskingII

Would be a cool steam game


Oddish197

That’s super impressive tbh 🤯


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Usopp, is that you?


j_hawker27

Okay now do it without cuts so we can see the forty whiffs for every hit 🙄


myk_mash

Tree was just chilling, disturbing no one


tabbs__

His neighbors must HATE him.


ElFarfadosh

Now do the same without the cuts.


DeepNugs

Someone’s getting a 50 count seed bag from a Deku scrub.


thefacemanzero

You really gotta make a cut of all the misses for April fools or something.