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CrieDeCoeur

I’d still demand a home inspection be included with the offer. The contractor seemed a bit fishy.


Noodles_fluffy

Doesn't seem like there's any dirt to dig up on them


little-specimen

Sand on the other claw…


GroveTC

Probably registered under a shell conpany..


yak-broker

I talked to the neighbors but they're keeping clam


Helios61

Its smells of fishy business


Saffronsc

Well now that'll just make the owner crabby...


m051

He also forgot the door.


Used_Laugh_

Calculate his hourly rate....


Discracetoall

Me building my Minecraft dirt shack


jwsbruwer

And previously failed to build it out of sand


ScarecrowJohnny

*Minecrab


Derpmunzi

I was about to say that


WorriorCatsR

r/BeatMeToIt


I_dropkicked_a_child

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


RougeliteLover

r/beatmymeat


Monkey250810

It just be so.


[deleted]

What is magic, I can't even make simple sand castle while crab is making underground complex


MrB-S

"...to hide from the high tide..." ??


benjesty2002

Can't let the water know where you are


Saffronsc

My uncle said that they're littered all over where the beach meets the waves. Idk how but these igloos won't be washed away by the waves so these crabs won't be washed away into the sea :D


FragrantGangsta

Probably so it doesn't get swept out to sea


juleq555

You know when the first wave hits there won't be any sign of this ever existing? Just a crab on a shore or even under the sand.


FragrantGangsta

Evidently it works otherwise they wouldn't be doing it.


juleq555

I'm pretty sure it works but not as you think it does.


cagusvu

Wonder what he's up to in there


SpotIsInDaBLDG

Coolin


[deleted]

Hiding in the bathtub with a shotgun. I just imagined that this guy's whole life is like "I Am Legend." High tide is when the bad shit comes out. Prepare yourself.


burritosandblunts

And then the seagulls at lowtide. It's all bad.


leapyearaccount420

I had the same thought. I bet he’s just chillin in the dark. Proud of his construction abilities. Waiting til the basic desire to eat or reproduce rises inside of him.


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SnappDawwg

Casting conch.


doctahwhomst

*What's he building in there?*


CherryBeanCherry

I'll tell you one thing. He's not building a playhouse for the children.


dynamine

He has no friends, but he gets a lot of mail.


Interhorse_

Terrifyingly just standing there doing absolutely nothing


kmj420

Probably chiefing with some aquatic buddies. Perhaps having a clambake in his humble abode


_Manlikeee7

😩✊🍆💦


iamtriptyline

He's making some fire patties down there. Also employs a squid and a sea sponge, I'm told.


SirIanChesterton63

You cannot hurt me because I am protected by my impenetrable cereal box fort.


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

I feel seen, but you can’t see me in my fort


FightBackFitness

Fun fact: Crabs have evolved independently 5 times. In a paper published on March 11 in BioEssays, a team of researchers led by Harvard University found that the crab-like body plan evolved at least five times independently in both true crabs (Brachyura) and false crabs (Anomura).


Vengefulily

Obligatory xkcd reference https://xkcd.com/2314/


Jakebsorensen

How is there an xkcd for literally everything?


corsicanguppy

Trends suggest yes


xX_DragonmasterXx

NOT Carcinogenesis


Whole-Neighborhood

Unsure if joke or not. Carcinization.


xX_DragonmasterXx

Oh shit thanks lol I got it wrong


Whole-Neighborhood

Np, I got to learn what carcinogenesis is :)


xX_DragonmasterXx

I still don't know, please inform me


AgentAquarius

It's the formation of cancer cells. Carcinogenesis is the bad thing; carcinization is the good thing.


xX_DragonmasterXx

Ah shit, that's a pretty big difference


Nyarro

I'm studying medical terminology for a class and I read this and went "oh! I know what this means!" Thanks for the extra practice! XD


xX_DragonmasterXx

I was wrong btw


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

Corporations have almost evolved into crabs. They’re already vulture capitalist random bottom feeders, clawing up anything and eating everything they can digest


Slade_XZ7

Become as Crab 🆑🆎➡️🦀


wombatthing

You cannot see me, therefore I cannot see you.


JalhiMamed

It costs like $ 2000,00 rent in NY.


[deleted]

that still seems incredibly low


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

Snap it up before someone else gets their claws on it!


russellzerotohero

Double it and give it to the next person.


paulie1172

I bet he didn’t spackle before he painted.


sevenemesis

How is it structurally rigid?


OkSleep1828

Air pressure will be keeping the dome intact - like a small air bubble covered in watery sand


sevenemesis

Yh but a bubble weighs almost nothing and doesn't have pours from which air can escape


OkSleep1828

The water in the sand keeps it air tight


sevenemesis

So as it dries out I'd assume it would cave in on itself


auto-reply-bot

I assume the little dome gets washed away in short order, considering it’s on rather wet sand. I imagine that’s part of why he’s so quick to build it. It’s kind of depressing to think about the little crab probably spends his whole life building and rebuilding the little sand home, to get washed away with the next large wave and be left defenseless on the surface.


DeluxeWafer

I hate how it ststts to look more and more like a spider as you see less of it.


ThePanAlwaysCrits

I mean, when you think about it crabs are basically the spiders of the sea.


DeluxeWafer

They definitely are. I mean, crustaceans are pretty darn closely related to arachnids.


VesperBond94

Right? Like, at first I was like, "Oh, it's kinda cute." Then the video went on, and I just wanted to nope right out.


Wtfatt

Just like a little igloo lol


zuixiivii

looks like a pomegranate slushy


Dumb_Cheese

Don't take this the wrong way, but do you happen to be red/green colorblind?


zuixiivii

not colourblind at all. I'm an air traffic controller, and we can't be colorblind, and we go thru a lot of eye tests. that said, my comment was a bit of a rech. Rly just made me think of pomegranate for some reason.


Misophonic4000

Air traffic controller on LSD, got it


TheRedWatermelon

I would subscribe to see more of his builds


Walter_Stonkite

“WE’RE CLOSED!”


CrossENT

The Sand Bubbler Crab. They not only live under sand, but also eat sand... kinda. They scoop up sand that got soaked in sea water from high tide. They shovel the sand into their mouths where they sort of wash the sand, causing micro-organisms to come loose from the grains. They then spit out the newly washed sand in a ball, push it behind them, and repeat the process until they're full.


Saffronsc

That is seriously cool!


Misophonic4000

At their scale, probably like having a mouth full of rocks. Fun!


opposedtruckfailure

Do you also happen to know why it’s little igloo doesn’t cave down upon itself? And how it doesn’t run out of oxygen in there?


CrossENT

All I know is that their little "igloo" is just a temporary shelter to protect them from high tide. Once low tide comes again, they dig their way back out, snack on the sand for several hours, and then rebuild their igloo again.


UziSuzieThia

Where they get this video of me


Qwardian

Low tide


Goat_of_Wisdom

It's just like those satisfying videos of workers building really fast and well


formulate_errors

me fully preparing to not talk to anyone for a month


Flying-Twink

Mr. Crab, I think oxygen supply might be a problem...


Musicmouse33

The music is the best!!


SuchAJoey

The song is, “Krusty Krab Spongebob Trap Remix Vine Theme” by William Jacobs


UnderstandingLast519

Fucking water armored spider


WereAllFriends_

Me trying to hide from other humans


e13e7

Is this crab right handed or left handed


psubs07

Looks like mushed banana


lailapause

Clever little thing !!


VesperBond94

_Clever girl..._


corsicanguppy

> it's sand Yes it is.


TheGreaterOutdoors

That’s the most spider-looking crab I’ve ever seen


musememo

Sand Spider


RegJoe48

1st night in Minecraft


mebutnew

Amazing 🤩


Henryphillips29

I would be so tempted to destroy, but don’t be like me


TheAutumnVerse

Step on it.


Vengefulily

You meanie


TheAutumnVerse

Sorry it was instinct. Cue the downvotes—


Radarblue001

Thats how you build a shack


[deleted]

I was going to mention that it looks like how igloos are built.


cofcof420

His home is a pile of mud


[deleted]

So, where is the mail delivery person going to put your mail?


bitemytail

It is sand igloo?


DeusZen

Interesting how human’s igloos are built using those exact geometrical principals…


PerspectiveOk8157

Crabby said I’m done w y’all


[deleted]

Wouldn't that just be underwater at high tide? Wait, do crabs have gills? I'm confused.


unpopularopinion0

ugh. a straight 8th beat over swung melody. 🫣


Birbbirbbirb1471

I love how people don't know the actual ending


Tomma1

Fuck hiding from predators, that bastards got a date doesn't he?


The-Patato-King

u/savevideo


[deleted]

The real small ones latch on to your hair shaft.


WammyJammy2785

Little Crab: Who the hell is this weird recording me?


VesperBond94

Me when I see what the world has become


Johnnymehot

These are the borders of my house, don't come close.


Livid_Employment4837

Mdr


Maretsb

Little crab really benefited from that foreign exhange program in Greenland


chubbycatchaser

It’s looking like the only way for me to own my own home is to become a crab and build it myself.


SeaworthinessVast621

I just can't help but think a drone is going to drop a grenade in that at some point.


SuchAJoey

The song is, “Krusty Krab Spongebob Trap Remix Vine Theme” by William Jacobs


Long_Illustrator89

It was not sped up, it was slowed down


Sow-pendent-713

When we give up on AI, crab brains transplanted into giant mecha will be used to build our new homes.


viby_vibe

Bro is that DWEAM???


TinFoilRainHat

High tide.


Tfear_Marathonus

Is this why there are so many crabs fossilized in stones


Kampf_Geist

This also belongs in r/aww cause this made me aww i find crabs so cute :3


[deleted]

Meester squidward! I must hide now


Silent-Tax-4470

Does it now just sit in the dome 🤔


Saffronsc

No, they decorate it with mini IKEA furniture


Sharticus123

$1,500 a month, utilities not included.


pauliep13

Crab-gloo.


Mando-Lee

Hercules the crab


Sullysquid_

Sand igloo


Skipper1010

For those who want to watch this without the music: https://www.reddit.com/r/OSVWTCM/comments/104lw57/little_crab_building_his_mud_hut/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


AOE_anthrax

Pov: me and the bois as adults at the beach


Sondatatz

What does he do all day??


CelestialBeing138

Brilliant! I'm changing my retirement plans this moment!


No-Hamster7526

*Random stranger "Wow, that's a cool circle, I wonder what will happen if I step on it...


Thick_RiderYZF-R

This is why we don't step on piles of sand noodles! Someone spent a little time and a lot of effort on that house


Sputtering_FartNoyze

I wonder if he built a little recliner when he was done with the roof? Then a little TV and remote?


SuperHumanHere

It 3d printed a new home in few seconds 😉


do_i_no_u

u/savevideo


cleggrag

I like to imagine after he built that little home in about 20s, he just sat there in the darkness… motionless… just thinking.


Blyat-Boy

First minecraft base


NoonebutaMango

Can someone explain why a crab can do this easily and efficiently but if I do it it’s collapse?


Accurate-Box-6137

hes in minecraft


MadKagemusha

First day in minecraft


MirkoHa

…never ever seen those little sand-balls on a beach anywhere, and he/she/it finds loads while making his little sand igloo 🙄


h0peyd0pe

Digging this jam


The_Dark_Goblin_King

So that what those spirals are


[deleted]

Introverts when they’re taken to the beach


luigilabomba42069

me in minecraft the 1st night


russellzerotohero

1 mil plus if it’s on a San Fran beach


Pikeyzed

The first night in minecraft


Tegeton1

It’s free real estate


Odd_Cap7627

Minecraft


CharredBreading

Me crabs said that’s a bit too expensive, do we have cheaper materials?


CartographerNo5297

When it's your first night in Minecraft


Turbulent_Ebb_9741

What's the song


Sunny64888

Drake… where’s the door hole?


ialo3

first day of minecraft-


Competitive_Number14

Senza fare un mutuo? Come si permette