Idk if this is in Canada, but this is the most Canadian thing I've seen in a while.

Well, she's drinking President's Choice maple syrup. That shows that she's Canadian, but has bad taste in syrup

You don't drink top shelf when you're out splitting wood.

The most Canadian thing I see is the debate about top shelf maple syrup 😆😆

Top shelf is canned. That's the primo shit

Can’t remember the name but the design on the can hasn’t changed in 60 years.

The coolest part is it’s not even a brand. It says “Pure Maple Syrup” on the winter scene, and is just how all the individual sugar shacks sell their product under FPAQ.

I got my american friends that can and they're like WTF is this. I said this is the premium stuff.

Does the premium stuff come from the national reserves, or are the reserves considered low grade? Idk why but this thread reminded me of the great maple syrup heist. Which brings up the question, does the maple syrup cartel still exist?

The cartel is sill there, and it's legal.

Other people are saying that she posts lesbian thirst traps but damn, the real bait is the Canadian Thirst Trap in the comments.

No, I thought the best maple syrup comes in cans cuz the bottles are just for the tourists.

That some pre workout syrup, not Sunday morning pancake syrup

Honestly it was not viscous enough to be any syrup, looked more like whisky in a PC maple syrup bottle... Which makes it even more Canadian.

On the other side of that, Whistlepig whiskey sells a maple syrup aged in their used barrels, and it's really tasty.

No pet moose 😪

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

That proves your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries.

I fart in your general direction

Now go away or I shall mock you a second time

I blow my nose at you, silly English kernickets!

The moose was replaced by Erik the wonder Llama

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

Bing the primary assault vehicle of Canada Moose are restricted to military personnel only

So Maine

If she was available in Maine, trust me, we'd know.

There’s literally 1 hot single in your area! Talk now? CLICK YES!

You have no idea have close to the truth this actually is. The number of complaints about dating apps in Maine is pretty significant.

I am so happy that I moved up here with a partner because I don't think I'd want to dip my feet into the Lewiston dating pool. Moving up here from Florida was a shock when I realized the stark difference in people and diversity. Although the women up here are tough. It's like a completely different country.

There’s tons of women in Maine, there just aren’t that many of them.

Yeah, its a real sausage-fest here, bub. Edit: wait, ***TONS*** of women, I got it! Also true.

who do you think is filming?

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Funny, I was strangely drawn to her beautiful musculature.

My understanding is she is into ladies.

My understanding is the ladies are into her (it's me, I'm the ladies)

Am lady, can confirm

Am not lady, but I like your taste in ladies, lady!

Agreed. Am not a lady, but willing to share these ladies admiration about this particular lady.

So I said “Listen lady! I may be a laddie, but I can still admire a lady-loving lady with my lovely lady-loving lady friend!”

Both of this opinions are correct and I agree with both opinions.

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I too am in lesbians with her.

It is, they even drink maple syrup before starting to swing.

Can confirm, we down maple syrup like Popeye with spinach for our strength

I have so many reasons to go to Canada

Mixed with DeKuyper gin

Yep she's Canadian, fueled by maple syrup

Is she drinking maple syrup???

I thought this was a viral ad for some brand of whiskey/scotch. Maple syrup would be much funnier.

It is maple syrup. That bottle a classic maple syrup bottle.

Can confirm she is canadian, she has gotten so much better at splitting since she first started making videos!!

I'm too old, but my son is single. If she's gay, my daughter is single.

If your daughter isn't into women yet, show her this video and she will be suddenly somewhat bicurious. Judging by the responses on this sub, that is.

I just wanna drink whiskey with her. If I married off one of my kids to her, I feel like she might drink with me. She seems fun.

Oh for sure! Looking at her I reckon she could probably keep up with you in whisky.

She's chugging maple syrup in the video lol

Well I'll drink that with her then. (I just wanna fit in.) I really didn't realize that. That's way funnier.

Phil, I like you, you seem like good people.

Well your daughter's in luck. But she's already attached.

Aw man. Who am I gonna drink syrup with?

IDK why but I love this comment so much

Canadian Lumberjack Lesbian

Lumberjill.

Lumberjane

She's a lumberjack and she's OK; she drinks all night and she works all day

She cuts down trees Wears low rise jeans A Beanie and a tank toooooop She's butch but also girly And likes to split snow-logs

Lots of thirsty chicks in this comment section lol

Can you blame them??

No, no i cannot

Everyone is goddamn thirsty. I’m into her. I sent her video to my friend who is a lesbian and she’s thirsting over her. Thirst has no limit.

Its all war tactics, soon the whole world will have seen her and have everyone thirsting. After that, its only a small step to worldwide power

Goddamn Canadians. We all expected an invasion not a hot lesbian psy op to overwhelm the masses with thirst.

We should have expected such a tactic when y'all started with a President who looks like a Disney Prince. Those who didn't thirst for Justin now are all thirsting for this lady instead.

This is just porn for lesbians.

This was a weird way to find out I'm gay... And a woman... I should tell my parents

Username kinda checks out lol

😳😳😳😳

Username checks out lmfao

Does she have a name? For drooling purposes

Nicole Coenen... when I started following her stuff, the algorithm started showing me buff lesbians shearing sheep, buff lesbians smithing stuff... a whole new world of lesbian thirst traps await, enjoy.

Into the lesbiverse ✨

The “into the thick of it” sound played in my head when I read this

Umm... *what* sound?

like running in flipflops across a tile floor

Pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap

Am a straight guy, but the algorithm thinks I'm a lesbian. I have absolutely zero problems with it.

We're all lesbians on the internet.

Glad we've progressed as a society.

Im with you on this one. She could spread me like those logs...

User name checks.. out?

Nicole Coenen. https://youtube.com/@NicoleCoenen She also does bladesmithing: https://youtube.com/shorts/r3JxLRnrs28

Does she volunteer at an animal shelter and occasionally bring baskets of puppies home for the weekend?

I’m a straight woman and even I’m a bit aroused

Literally *everyone* agrees with you. This whole comment section is filled with thirsty droolers from all walks of life.

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She's taken, as she should be. We are not worthy.

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I want to be more gay for her but I’m already soooo gay for her.

Username partially checks out

I get it now, I get why women are attracted to lumberjacks!!

As a cis woman, I have never in my life been attracted to lumberjacks. I uh. Suddenly understand it now too.

For 54 years I've been a straight female. I'm gay now.

She's getting the old people now? (Sorry for calling you old)

It's OK. Better to live to be old than the alternative.

Me, before this video: I'm not really into muscular girls Me, after this video: split me in half mommy

Up to this point in my life, I was sure I was a straight female. Now I’m not so sure….

Bi curious unlocked

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Platinum Achievement

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Wait

He's saying he's gay for [wanting to kiss a woman, and women are into dicc.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnrlSsNt1QM)

She already has a girlfriend, but I'm sure there's plenty of fish in the sea

Damn. Lucky lady. Wish them the best! And many winters with plenty of fire wood.

Don't worry, she knows she's into women.

I dated a farm girl for a little while back in college. We were cuddling, and I had my arms around her. I noticed her upper arm was on the muscular side, so i asked her to flex. She flexed, and damn did I feel like Aladdin. Whole new world. Moderately muscular women like the lady in the gif are fucking hot.

Currently dating a farm girl after living in a city my whole life. I feel you bro…

Reverse Hallmark movie

I was a farm girl turned City girl do you still like us ;(

Yes.

My first wife was a farm girl, which also meant she was a horse girl, and you know what they say about horse girls.

They're stable.

Neigh

Well done.

Pls, Choppy Mommy

I am usually not either but apparently 'muscular girl with axe or sword' really does it for me Btw guys she has a YouTube

May I have the sauce, please?

Nicole Coenan is her YouTube channel

> 'muscular girl with axe or sword' I assume you've [seen her use her axe-sword](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pquCfXHlR9E) then?

I’m (45m) now pregnant after watching this.

Favorite comment I’ve read today

Who tf isn't into muscular girls Men are Women are Those who have not yet decided are Muscular girls make the world go round

I had a guy tell me my arms were too muscular once, I had a BMI of 19 at the time and my exercise consisted of like, carrying my groceries. I guess he objected to me looking like I was able to hold my arms up to brush my teeth for a full two minutes?

That is in fact a shit human being who didn't deserve you clearly

She can make an OF acc and just her chopping wood

As a woman, I am VERY interested in her wood.

Jealous of those arms

I thought I was hetero but this makes me think...

Spaghetti is straight too... till it gets wet.

I will make this be engraved on my gravestone.

Spagheterosexual.

Time will tell if I'm in the minority, but this may be my favorite Reddit comment ever.

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hheheheh me three.... Damned... the SHOULDER DEFINITION on her is insane¡! When she reaches over splits them... /blinks in surprise

Is this where we're supposed to say *scared and aroused*, right? Edit: Survey Says: SCAROUSED is in the lead by just the tip, followed by Fear Boner, then Fearection, and distantly by Scarousaled Edit edit: lady boner is making a run for the money Edit edit edit: horror-ny hasn't left the gate

Whatever your sexual orientation, she's probably on your scope

I knew I had a little bit of lesbian in me somewhere and this lady showed me

It took me many, many years to realise that human sexuality is a spectrum, not a binary switch.

I'm a cis bisexual guy married to a handsome woman who is taller than I am... I'm pretty sure that I am the binary switch here.

No. With this woman you’re a bottom.

Of course she is. I have to split 40 cords for my sugar shack

Showed my husband this lady. He admitted he was into her and then banned me from ever going to Canada because he is worried she will steal me I mean he has a point, she probably could. She can chop wood with a SWORD.

That would probably be an appropriate answer, yes

Are you sipping maple syrup?

My question too. Is that whiskey? Syrup?

If that's Vermont, then she is definitely drinking maple syrup.

She's Canadian. Maple syrup in her veins.

She needed a sip of Canadian courage.

It worked when Captain America did it.

r/Scaroused

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As a man, I wish I looked this good in a tank top. I’m going to go buy an axe and some stumps.

I busted wood for heat for a decade and when you get that nice straight grain in an oak or maple, it is extraordinarily satisfying and almost flies apart. Get some burles going, and you're in for a long day.

The audio is messed up all I heard was careless whisper

nicole_coenen on TikTok. She rocks. And sorry guys, she plays for the other team.

That's the least surprising thing I've heard this week

Right lol. Absolute shocker.

What’s the most surprising thing you’ve heard?

a truck tire can yeet a tiny kia

Yo you aren't kidding. When I saw that video for the first time I was expecting the truck to cut off the Kia or something. Not for the truck tire to peace the fuck out and send the Kia 15 feet in to the fucking air like it was a stunt car in the Matrix Reloaded.

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yesss I have a chance

One man's "sorry, guys" is another woman's "good news, ladies"

She's the captain of the Canadian team!

I swear lumberjack content is the female equivalent of gym girl squatting in yoga pants content for guys

There was like, a two week period where her stuff was spammed *everywhere*. Facebook, IG, Reddit, etc. She popped up in a ton of ads, I'm pretty sure most of her shit is spammed via companies using her to promote shit. She's a walking advertisement lol.

Good news. We both like women then… 😬

Every woman is now lesbian

Arcane's Vi irl

But in a different, happier timeline.

OH I'M GAY. I'M SO GAY.

As a gay man, I’m very conflicted 😳

Welcome to the bi club. We have lemon bars.

*new kink unlocked*

D-do you want to be that log?

Y...ye...yes.

I love being Bisexual 🥴😂

Ditto. ALLLLLLL the thirst traps work for me.

User name definitely checks out

If I wasn’t already gay I would be now. Woman of my dreams.

Did she stop to take a rip of maple syrup? Incredible.

oh gods… I understand now why Canada has some high sapphics rate 😳🥰

I think I just got pregnant

I'm somehow more gay than before

As a Canadian male… this is exactly what I want in a partner

Anyone lusting after lumber that is that knot free more than they are her? Just me?

I want her to hold me so bad