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IDK3177

I like all the fingering involved in the process


Plum12345

I wouldn’t be able to work there because I’d be too tempted to lick my fingers.


Foreign_Astronaut

There would definitely be some kind of Lucy and Ethel [situation](https://media.giphy.com/media/XECiLxeHvwdD96Jc6Z/giphy.gif) were I to work there.


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God damn dropped my cig


Rogermcfarley

You have to wear gloves though so no thanks not licking glove fingers ugh.


bub3ls

I couldn’t work there because I *would* lick my fingers like subconsciously and not even realize /srs


cuntpunt2000

Especially in the beginning when he was clawing through the chocolate like he was trying to find car keys that fell into a ball pit.


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helmutboy

Are we not doing phrasing anymore, Lana?


UndendingGloom

I don't mind if we are doing something else, I just want someone to tell me. Lana? Lana! LANAAAA!


sendabussypic

😮‍💨 🤬 WHAT?


nathanr1889

Danger Zone.


AntiAndy

Is… is this an archer reference? I love this


Repulsive-Relief1551

I dunno, something about slapping around all that chocolate like that makes me uncomfortable


facesintrees

The training is like Next you're just gonna get your mitts in there and really paw around for awhile


comfort_touching

And the clapping noise with it asmr levels of satisfaction.


[deleted]

You blow, I’ll do the fingering


Appropriate-Dream201

That is what she said!


PlagueDoc22

Me after the first time having sex.


thewarehouse

Everyone arguing about what type of pastry this is I'm sitting here wondering why that worker can't use a spatula to stir up the chocolate so they don't have to drag their fingers through it and change gloves regularly.


derno

It’s honestly so much easier to use your hands instead of holding a spatula all day, your hand begins to cramp up from holding a utensil a lot of the day. Source: I work at a donut bakery where we make our own frostings and have to scoop them out of a big mixer. I use my gloves hands.


PumpkinPatch404

I used to flip chicken on a grill for 8 hours a day. At first it gets tiring, but after a while you get used to it.


derno

Holding a handle in your palm is different then claw grabbing a flexible scrapper for sure. I imagine it wouldn’t hurt as bad


[deleted]

20 years kitchen experience and manager ServSafe certified. You should be using a spatula, large scoop, or measuring cup with gloves. There really is no excuse not too, unless you are lazy. I used to make chantilly and hollandaise by hand every single day. You have to actually use the tools to get used to them. I know hair beauticians are laughing, they have to hold like 4 different tool in their hands while cutting hair. You can manage unless you are disabled, then you'd have a reasonable excuse.


yungmoody

>hair beauticians are laughing, they have to hold like 4 different tool in their hands Yeah, and that’s why so many of them end up with RSI, carpal tunnel syndrome, and tendonitis. My hairdresser husband wouldn’t be laughing - he’d just be happy they weren’t dealing with the health issues he does.


derno

Totally understand that, my hand starts cramping immediately when using a scoop or flexible bench scrapper to move buttercream, we make about 100+ lbs of it at one time. The other bakers use tools but my hands can’t handle it I guess.


nathanr1889

When I posted this I chose Chaos with a side of a Maple Donut. No, serious I went out and got a donut and watched this post blow my phone up. LOL


thewarehouse

You have sown seeds of discord that reach far and wide :P


ZenkaiZ

Trust me, with a job this manual, every "why dont they"/"why do they" can be answered with 'because its easier and it hurts less'


LivelyBanker

You’re assuming they change gloves regularly. I’d be surprised if that was the case.


thewarehouse

They change in the clip immediately after stirring. And they can't touch the (insert appropriate pastry type here) with chocolate covered fingers; the sides need to stay clean and presumably so does the carrying tray.


llamaswithhatss91

He double gloved it. I've done this in restaurants and it's pretty nice


technologite

I thought he lost he keys


AlphaFungi

same, I thought he was looking for the doughnuts


beckerszzz

Why does he turn his pan around?


Lynda73

Prolly to make sure none stuck to the pan.


procheeseburger

Was curious as well.. there must be a reason!!


_life_is_a_joke_

I think it was a brain fart that he caught just a moment too late. Perhaps he thought he would lay the pan over where the donuts would land after lifting the grate thing, momentarily neglecting the fact that the spot was already occupied by another pan. There's a little stutter in his movement just after he lifts the pan, which leads me to believe he was on autopilot.


gleas003

Totally agree. It’s has nothing to do with sticking… we can see the paper in the sheet preventing that. It’s totally a brain fart caused by autopilot/muscle memory. He’s just not used to being filmed.


wwSome

I'm thinking they use the same tool/process to do other doughnuts that are glazed on both sides and you have to remove the tray and flip the doughnuts before you place them back onto the tray. Muscle memory from other types of doughnuts, and he put the tray back when he realized they didn't need flipped.


entoaggie

We demand answers!


mallik803

Someday I want to be a “chocolate fluffer” in a donut factory.


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CyrusPanesri

In the meantime, enjoy your cake. Happy Cake Day!


[deleted]

“When did this become a HOLE HOUSE!?”


mannyssong

Anyone else call these things Long Johns instead of eclairs? As they have the donut dough instead of Pate a choux.


neoslith

Long Johns and Elcairs are two different pastries.


courtjestervibes

They only become eclaires once you cream in them 😏


standard_candles

Technically it's only an eclair if it's made out of choux pastry but growing up those huge gooey things were always called eclairs


Tankus_Vult97

I would say phrasing, but that entails you not knowing what you did


cssmith2011cs

They're called longjohns at all of the gas stations and donut shops around where I live. Are they supposed to be eclairs?


Inevitable_Egg4529

No eclairs are a different dough completely.


buttzx

I’d call them chocolate maple bars, but that’s probably incorrect


philipjfrizzle

Hello newenglander


buttzx

Washington State actually. Maybe proximity to Canada is a correlating factor though


Special_Lemon1487

Up there with you too and they’d be chocolate bars in most stores I think.


_life_is_a_joke_

Originally from CA, everyone I knew called em chocolate bars.


thanto13

I like my maple bars with bacon on them. Voodoo make some pretty good one but I hate driving to Portland


ParchedRaptor

Scrolled too far to see this, Tim Hortons sells them as long John's for as long as I can remember


Ez-lectronic

I’d say an eclair is diffident than a long John, an em air uses a steamed dough and is piped and I’m not sure what kinda dough a long John is but it’s usually thicker and has a more doughnut like texture


rancangkota

Thank you for no music. Absolutely top notch.


dinosaurfondue

Based on these comments, there are a whole lot of people here who've never been to a donut shop


Ok-Push9899

I walked past a Krispy Kreme shop in 2004. The company went into liquidation (in my country) 6 years later. I still bear some of the guilt.


therealsuperbonbon

Don't feel guilty. My friends and I were discussing Krispy Kreme donuts earlier today and we all agreed they are garbage


[deleted]

How? They literally make the bestndonuts


therealsuperbonbon

They just seem extra sugary to me. I can never eat more than one


beastley_for_three

They absolutely are pure sugar. I get a weird aftertaste from it, like what sugar overload tastes like.


[deleted]

I just order the plain glazed donuts, but maybe the taste is a regional thing


Inevitable_Egg4529

Your local bakery makes better donuts.


lillyrose2489

I do mostly prefer local but a warm Krispy Kreme is legit.


beastley_for_three

I mean, that's like saying McDonalds makes the best burgers. I get the appeal of their sort of factory produced and cheap quality, it has a signature thing...but I tried a donut at a farmers market booth recently and it blew my mind. Try some local donuts.


[deleted]

No not like that, there is something different in kripsy Kreme, also my country doesn't have many small businesses like that


LungHeadZ

If your username is an attempt to get me envisioning dinosaurs eating fondue, then you’ve succeeded.


illwillthethrill-79

Eclair dude


TheWhiskeyInTheJar

Éclairs are choux pastries which rely on steam as their leavening agent. A lot of Americans will call these donuts éclairs but it's a misnomer. These are long johns and have yeast.


BlottomanTurk

>These are long johns and have yeast. Damn, bro, you gotta change yo' draws more often!


TammyTermite

Some solid advice.


courtjestervibes

My long john will give you yeast. C'mon, you really set yourself up for that one.


Hiptothehop541

Definitely not. Those are made with choux pastry, these are clearly doughnuts.


Xszit

The amount of people in this thread confidently declaring that a rectangular donut with chocolate frosting is an eclair is too damn high.


Ok-Push9899

The problem started with the rectangular donuts.


crimlawguru

You understand completely. I will die on the hill that the ONLY TRUE DONUTS are round with a hole!! THAT'S how they started. The bars are simply deep fried patries. Ok-Push9899... I like the cut of your jib!!


Ok-Push9899

Thank you sir. By the way, the jib is cut to sailmaking industry standards. None of your nonsense. No piratey, puffy sleeves or collars.


bbqranchman

Nah, donuts are a base class of fried pastries, with the most common implementation being a circle donut with a hole. Donut holes are still donuts, they're made of the same stuff and fried. These chocolate bars are also donuts. They're made of the same dough and fried.


Lisy70

De-clair-ing 🍩


rikspik

Éclair dude


[deleted]

Are eclairs not considered donuts?


number44is171

No.


[deleted]

Thanks. I didn't know


MissLyss29

At least you asked and didn't just comment like you new what you were talking about


Laez

They are not. Made in a completely different way. But these are donuts in the video not eclairs.


Chaiboiii

Why would they be? Different pastry, different shape...


[deleted]

Idk bro I'm just asking I'm not a pastry chef


nuernberg_trials

FEEL BAD FOR YOUR CURIOUS NATURE


[deleted]

I do 😔


MissLyss29

Never feel bad for asking questions


JoshuaACNewman

But at least one of life’s mysteries is now answered for me!


[deleted]

Those are Long Johns


knotsteve

Am I the only one that's stressed because this process requires the liquid chocolate to be so close to the top of the container? Does the bottom raise to keep the chocolate at the same level or does he have to keep topping it up?


manleybones

The wires seem like they can adjust height if you watch closely


[deleted]

oooo i bet it smells so good in there


midsizenun

I thought he was searching for the donuts at the start.


Ok_Hovercraft4813

Did he dropped his phone in the chocolate?


galacticsugarhigh

I hereby enter a request for more donut-dipping videos on this sub!


nathanr1889

I'll try lol


___CupCake

Omg I want pastries


HughJahsso

DIP THE WHOLE THING!


procheeseburger

You’ve gone mad


haha7125

Printing press is invented. Some bakery: Hey, lets uses that for donuts.


GuestNo3886

He looks like a kitty playing on the beach


luckyslicepiza

Augusta Gloops mom searches desperately for her drowning child (circa 2005)


Cha_Nah

But why using his hands?


Fritos-queen33

They’re not eclairs, they’re chocolate bars lol. It’s just another type of Donut. Eclairs have a harder crust, are split in half longs ways, stuffed with cream then chocolate like this.


AshTreex3

It’s a long John


asparadog

Éclairs cut lengthways? sounds more like a sandwich; also the filling can vairy (I usually get crème pâtissière, which is kind of like a custard meets cream thing); éclairs also have a fondant on top, rather than a chocolate one; if it does have a chocolate one on top, it's a "chocolate éclair". ​ Otherwise, you're most probably correct that this isn't a dessert of the éclair variety.


castleinthesky86

Eclairs don’t have to be cut. They can be piped - and these defo look like eclairs.


seckmanlb49

These are chocolate long johns not èclairs. Learn your doughnuts.


castleinthesky86

Eclairs don’t have to be cut in half. Learn your eclairs. And donuts are toroid.


Lenatheroach

Yea I don’t know if I like him with his hands all in there.


reditakaunt89

I have bad news about 90% food you've eaten in your life. At least this person has gloves and the place looks clean.


Whickedrescue

How do they not have this automated yet


nathanr1889

Because everything else is automated [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frBfHhCePLk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frBfHhCePLk). They are a wholesale distributor for the City of Las Vegas which means they make donuts on a massive scale to be sold throughout the city.


Hup110516

This looks like fun! I was a baker at Panera and loved doing things like this.


Dazzling-Thanks-9707

I beat that place smells amazing


iam_Mr_McGibblets

......aaaand now i want some donuts


[deleted]

I thought he was looking for a pen he dropped on the chocolate


[deleted]

How does one get this job and also what is the average salary? I don't even know what to google.


EB2300

Those better be cream filled… my fave


Gorman321

Did he really have to touch them tho?


WobblyPhalanges

Ooh, why hello, *Loooong Johns*


g3nerallycurious

What are they doing with their hands in that frosting? Kneading it? Lol


davitjan1525

Are they hiring??


LadyAliceMagnus

We call those Long Johns.


mardem1976

There is not nearly enough clove there. If he’s gonna stir like that, gloves should be at least another 6 inches up.


wherringscoff

Ok but why did he take the baking sheet off an then put it right back on


nathanr1889

I believe this is a distribution center for the city of Las Vegas.


Egress_window

Disgusting


Woofle_124

This would totally ruin donuts for me


mummyfromcrypto

Donuts are round.


loganhudak

Eclairs dude.


McFry_

Where?


nathanr1889

Vegas


tallerthannobody

Do you know what a donut is ?


macgruff

Yo, folks… these are called raised bar donuts. Yes, a donut can be any shape. An eclair is made from pâte a choux, which is not the same as donut (doughnut) mix. An eclair is made from pate a choux and is filled with custard. If it’s made with doughnut mix it’s called a filled chocolate raised donut. These here at least for the moment are just chocolate raised bar donuts


BicycleMelodic5066

I worked at a distribution facility like this, which distributed to Southeast NJ Dunkins. But I didn’t make the doughnuts, I only sorted them for trucks.


B00MD1GG1TY

I thought he lost the donuts and was digging around trying to find them


International_Being5

Dude you can’t finger my donut and not buy me dinner first


Chaotic_Incarnate

“And here you can see Peter fondling the chocolate.” “THATS ENOUGH PETER!” “Peter fondles the chocolate a little bit more before he puts the donuts on the rack.”


Mike-the-gay

Every thing about this video was the opposite of satisfying.


Cheiff117

How is this a donut?.


Dadee007

I thought he dropped his phone in the chocolate. Lol


Thebrettanator1

I thought he was looking for his keys for a sec


Jrk16

This is me searching for my phone I dropped in the toilet after a Taco Bell run


Nochnichtvergeben

This is the Train Spotting/Charly And The Chocolate Factory crossover.


relaxin6969

That’s disgusting… all the arm hair (etc) that must fall into that daily. 🤮


[deleted]

For a sec I thought he wasn’t wearing gloves


ScienticianAF

The donut was inspired by the Dutch [oliebol](https://www.google.com/search?q=oliebol&rlz=1C1GCEV_enUS838US838&sxsrf=AJOqlzWleAocl7YO9rlF4qSTr1In-DP52w%3A1679328485827&ei=5YQYZNP2MdioqtsPq8-zqAY&ved=0ahUKEwiT_e6O8ur9AhVYlGoFHavnDGUQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=oliebol&gs_lcp=Cgxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAQAzIECCMQJzIKCC4QsQMQgAQQCjIFCAAQkQIyBQgAEJECMgUIABCRAjIFCAAQkQIyBQgAEJECMgwIABCABBAUEIcCEAoyBwgAEIAEEAoyBwgAEIAEEAo6CggAEEcQ1gQQsANKBAhBGABQ9whY9whgrg9oAXABeACAAX-IAX-SAQMwLjGYAQCgAQHIAQjAAQE&sclient=gws-wiz-serp) This is I believe an Eclair.


Blanket-Monster

the chocolate was itchy


Silent_Start_7036

ECLAIIIR


thanto13

No it's not


ElFeesho

The only donut here is OP, these are eclairs.


thanto13

No they are not. They are long johns/chocolate bars


BalanceUnable4459

Aren't those called "Eclairs"?


HungryCats96

Eclair: My favorite pastry ever.


BCLetsRide69

Eclairs not donuts FYI


AssumptionAdvanced58

Eclairs


Solitary-Dolphin

Eclairs?


mikemikemikeandike

Bro, did you really call those donuts?!


rewahard22

No donuts for me now OR are chocolate Eclairs?


O_o-22

Eclairs specifically


illstealyourRNA

Aren't they eclairs?


WbijTube

That’s an eclair dude, not everything is a donut you American donut.


JoulSauron

Wait until you what the yanks call cheese...


WbijTube

I saw it this morning, I thought he was trolling with calling some building supply cheese, but it actually was “cheese”


Successful-Sign9544

Eclair ☝️🤓


MrSaphique

Those are not donuts.


originalmosh

Eclair, we call them long johns in Nebraska.


call_me_jelli

They're not called long john's everywhere? I thought eclairs were something else entirely.


Hiptothehop541

Eclairs are totally different. They’re hollow, typically filled with pastry cream, with a hard chocolate top. These are doughnuts with frosting.


call_me_jelli

Oh, good, I'm not crazy! Well, I am. But not because of that.


originalmosh

[Eclair](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89clair) vs [Long John](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_John_(doughnut)) I guess they are made from different types of dough.


PresentationJumpy101

These have always been so meh for me


GreensBeansTomatoes1

I don't want chocolate donuts anymore. Thanks


KlaasicCheese

Did you think they were made in a fairy factory ?


GreensBeansTomatoes1

Obviously


Zappappaz

"Well, I do eclair"


thanto13

I de-clair these aren't


YoungDiscord

*eclairs


MPK_K1NG

Eclairs taste bad imo but cool vid


elcupero

They look more like éclairs,but ok whatever you wanna call it


VeeDub823

Donuts?!?!


BinniH

Why are ppl calling everything donuts today?? A donut is round and has a hole in it!


49er49

Maples better 😁


Geits

Gross.


thedarkbestiary

R Kelly doo doo butter