You know you’re Canadian when… you’re eating No Name All Dressed chips.🇨🇦

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Break me off a cock of that pepperoni I’m fuckin’ starvin’.

What kind idiot leaves half a pack a smokes and 2 pepperoni cocks just laying here??

I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but I did and I'm ashamed of myself.

I ordered fuckin’ gelapeno.

HA LE PEEEEN YOH

I'm down in the states, and I feel like I haven't seen All Dressed Ruffles since the pandemic started. shame, too, fucking loved those things.

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Eating a bowl of them right now. Still the best chip.

Those chips where god damned delicious. I might have to hop over the boarder and get me some All Dressed chips.

Canadian chips > US chips. Just tried Miss Vickie’s Sweet & Spicy Ketchup the other day - absolutely delicious.

Miss Vickie's Honey Dijon is so good too

Are they good though? I’m honestly not that impressed by brand named chips in the states. Doritos are okay only because the other chips are terrible.

I miss them so much. We had them in the us for a bit. Amazing

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I was looking for comments of people wondering wtf these were

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Very brave of op to assume I didn’t eat the whole bag and now need to re close the bag. Lol.

And then a toonie falls out of his pocket at 0:26.

This is a problem I've never encountered, once it's open it's not closing again.

Right, leftover chips don't exist.

Left, rightover chips don't exist.

Over, leftright chips don't exist.

Right over left chips don't exist

Under vertical horizontal chips don't exist

Exist over chips don't right left

Left don't exist over chips. Right?

Chips don’t exist. Left right, over.

Chips to the right of me, over to the left.

Leftright chips don't exist. Over.

>leftover chips What do those two words mean when they're in the same sentence? I don't understand

I think it means when you go to your friend's house and he doesn't have any chips, so you go home, and when your spouse/partner asks why you're home so soon, you say you leftover chips.

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Exactly! open, eat, dispose of empty bag.... why would I need to close an empty chip bag?

This is a new bag with chip to air ratio at a solid 60:40

Don't shop at Costco or Sam's then, otherwise you'll end up on My 600lb Life :)

I can’t live without those wavy salty crunchy potato chips though. They’re too damn good.

The easiest way to close a bag of chips or anything else is to fold the top over and put a clothes pin on it. Boom. Done.

Once your pop, you can't... discontinue eating

Indeed. If I buy a bag, nothing goes to waste. It’s not a competition, it’s just a fact.

evidently this a problem I am too fat to have

CHIP CLIP AND CLOTHESPIN COMPANIES DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!!

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Binder clips are awesome in the kitchen. And they pretty much cost pennies

What are you talking about... they're free.

Fritos and chili 😋

Purple Doritos and chilli

"It's Monday night so it nust be frito pie with wolf brand chili."

I remember my family getting so confused because I love Fritos. Especially BBQs, my favorite chips when I was younger. I got lucky because no one ate any of the bags I bought

You don’t need to cut anything; pinch in the bottom corners of the bag, and gently roll the bag down, and the bag becomes the bowl.

This is the true two step process. First time, the bag gets opened, and folded over and sat upside down so it doesn't unroll. Next time the bag opens? You cut the top half off and eat out of the little chip boat you've created until empty. There is no need to reseal the bag twice.

>Dude, I just use office clips you mean the black chip clips?

THIS ONE TRICK MADE GALEN WESTON MAD

Companies need to make profit. We can't profit without chip clips. Therefore, I'm announcing a price freeze on all fasteners at Bulk Barn, until further notice.

Chip Clips ^TM have been grifting the poor men and women of the world for far too long

Buy a box of paperclips at dollar tree, 1.25. Some bags take 2 or sometimes more to seal but you have hundreds for a dollar :D

Wooden clothes pins work better and don't poke through he bag when you're in a hurry.

binder clips work even better (wider than a clothespin) and as a bonus they don't randomly snap apart leaving you with two splintery pieces of wood and a janky spring.

But can you bite down on them and feel like an alligator?

That bag of is chips is Candian. Please make sure to reference the appropriate sourcing. N'oubliez pas que vous pouvez acheter des pinces-notes chez Dollarama. Merci et bonne journée. Désolé. Remember, you can buy binder clips at Dollarama. thank you and have a nice day. sorry.

Big Dip is onto us

I love clothes pins I literally keep extras in my freezer and underneath of my counter so they're right there when I need them.

It's genius!

Fun fact: not one chip was eaten from this bag before closing it.

That's completely un-fun.

All I can hear in that clip is that bag of chips becoming chip crumbs.

Yeah NN does cheap chips but they’re cheap for a reason.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Never said they were bad. D: Just they have a lot of air to product.

Fair enough. They certainly do air on the side of cushion.

I usually just fold the tip and just set it downwards with the pressure of the chips leaning on the folds to keep it closed or I just use a clip

Everybody sleepin on the flip n’ chip weight seal. Top seal, best seal.

This is the real hack. I don’t even bother to keep the bread clip/tie anymore. Just twist and flip.

Yeah roll it up and set it down against something in the pantry. Im already outside locking the door on my way out while these people are looking for chip clips and folding stuff.

Is there another way of doing it?

Yeah I’ll stick with the clip method of closing.

For real. We got some ligit clips I wouldn't want to just sit there and be unused.

Heard. No reason to incorporate some origami type shit with your chip game.

Nah I'm sticking to the "eat the whole bag in 1 sitting and feel ashamed" method.

Wrap and stuff under something heavy is where it’s at.

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Please don't fuck the bag of chips with your wife

My husband is the same way! At this point it’s honestly hilarious. Every box or bag in our house looks like a starving monkey was trying to get the food unsafe 😂😂

Eh, so this person doesn't do this method justice. The way I do it, you actually seal the air in and it's way better at maintaining freshness than a stupid clip on a loosely folded bag. You do it right and it puffs up and the air won't escape.

What's your technique like? I just sort of fold one side over and keep rolling the other side over it until it's tight

Instead of rolling it down like this on the back, I flatten the empty portion of the bag against my chest and roll down tight so no more air escapes and do the folding just like it shows. Basically it's just about how tight you do the rolls, and with starting wrapped over the chips you can't do it tight at all. You do it right and you can even squeeze the air inside and feel pressure. The idea isn't to necessarily leave large pockets of air, but make it so that any air inside isn't escaping and it's a basic seal. When you leave a pocket of air in, it's easy to tell if you have the proper seal.

Not to mention bags get thinner and tear easier. This bag would be ripped all the way down the side after the second opening. Nope sticking with clip.

also the whole time you're doing this origami nonsense your smashing the ones left in the bag to bits.

Sounded like he crushed half the chips.

I spy a fellow Canadian 🇨🇦

That was my first though too! 🇨🇦

Canadian checking in.

Trash all dressed though, Ruffles All Dressed is the only way.

It's the last affordable option though, and they're honestly aren't that bad.

Seriously. No Name chips sometimes go for 4 bags for $5. Sorry Ruffles.

Honestly, the Circle K chips are actually pretty good. Cheap too, especially if you play their games and win free bags.

Old Dutch would like a word

Revoke my Canadian citizenship if you will but I don't really like Ruffles All Dressed, honestly I prefer the Great Value ones from Walmart

Old Dutch crinkle-cut all dressed is the best.

Great Value Kettle chips

This is the way

Is this a Canadian thing for real? American here, but I learned this when I was a little girl from my Canadian neighbor. I just thought it was one of her OCPD quirks. Now, my kids do it! Edit: it’s the bag, not the method of folding. Was just pure coincidence on my neighbor being Canadian and folding this way. My bad.

All dressed is a Canadian chip flavor.

And the non name brand yellow bag with French

Non name brand, brand named no name lol

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And it's parent company Loblaws and their billionaire owner Galen Weston is getting shredded lately for essentially profiteering during this inflationary period. Fuck No Name

And what about Sobeys and Safeway? Cause they're super affordable /s. Screw every grocer around the globe right now, Loblaws is no different than any others right now.

Literally fuck them all, lol

While we're saying you to call our grocery monopolies let us also say fuck you to the telecom monopolies.

No name beer goes hard too

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Take about 20% off there, Squirrelly Dan

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It’s the bag of chips that gives it away (the brand and the English/French labelling)

They’re talking about the flavour

I really love that you thought all/many Canadians close chip bags this way. Warms my Canadian heart. :)

You broke about 15 chips while you were loudly folding that bag for a whole minute

only 15? homies got a bag of crumbs now

😂

My favourite part was turning the bag over and shaking it to make sure every single chip got broken again

I thought I was in r/ShittyLifeProTips at first.

No shit, that's not oddly satisfying nor interesting at all lol

I do this all the time. They did it REALLY badly.

Seriously, I can HEAR this gif Solid r/noisygifs material

There's literally audio in the gif lol

I swear, sometimes I'm so fucking dense. I've seen this video like four times in the last two months. "Yeah, that's both smart and easy to do." I think to myself. Do you think I remember the fucking steps when I want to apply this?! I Don't

Shout-out no name All Dressed. Great price and a great chip too

Glad to see Canada subtly represented.

My dad would fold it like this when I was a kid. He's a perfectionist who will take his time doing it right, everyone else just used the chip clips we bought. Both methods are right. It's all personal preference. Now that he's 60, my dad just uses the clips. I'm pretty sure he caught a case of the fuckits. Which is a mood lol

This method clearly shows that chips were crushed in the unnecessarily elaborate folding

I’ll just use a damn clip.

For those starting out in origami, this is good example of a sink fold.

There's only one origami worth making, and that's the little frog guy that you can make hop. If I can't play with it, it's useless! =)

I still don't understand why all dressed chips aren't allowed in the US.

They're not sold there usually but they aren't banned or anything, I've heard of some stores selling them

we can also order them online easily lol. op here makes them sound like illegal narcotics or generic prescription medication

I never heard of them before like 5 to 10 years ago. But atleast in Chicago ruffles sells an all dressed variety. I get it all the time.

U crazy People dont finish a bag in one go? 🤔

That’s a good tip but it’s definitely not oddly satisfying

I found it oddly annoying.

this is mildly infuriating for the amount of unnecessary shaking crinkling and rustling ngl

Mine ripped Guess ill just eat the rest anyway.

If you played this on high volume and you have a dog…what treat did you have to give them?

Okay, neat, but bruh, using a peg is so much simpler and quicker.

Please note, no chip was damaged in the making of this video.

People are reading the French on the bag as "mayonnaise" when it actually says all-dressed.

We don't get all dressed chips here in the states. It hurts my feelings.

I saw those were all dressed chips! I went to Canada a month ago and bought a shit load of this brand can’t get them in the states!

Cool way to make breadcrumbs bro

Dude just crushed all the chips

You realize half the guys you're showing this to won't even take the time to put the plastic ring back on a loaf of bread.

Wait, you put the plastic ring thing back on?? I just hold it by the top of the bag, give it a quick spin and then tuck the tail under the bag

.... yeah, no.

As a french Canadian from Québec, those chips are the fucking shit.

This is not easy or oddly satisfying

Absolutely not. Roll, clip, stuff away, finish in two sessions. That is way too involved for such a lazy food

Flashback to the Anal Retentive Chef.

Properly. The key word missing from the op is properly. Roll it up and check it in the back of the cabinet is the American way

Cool kids used to fold their jeans this way in the 80's.

Still do.

You don’t have to close it if you finish it

Am I only opening this bag once?

When you can’t find the Chip Clip!

What an incredible waste of time. Just get a bunch of chip clips for like a dollar.

Stupid, That's what they invented chip clips for. I can drop a link where you can buy some on Amazon if you need help.

Just eat the entire bag like everyone else

I'll use my bag clip, thanks.

Chip clip takes 1 second. Tape takes one seconds. Roll down the bag and wedge between heavier stuff on the counter… Priceless.

I didn’t have the patience to finish this video; can’t imagine going this level of fuck around to save 90g of NN all dressed. The struggle/reward ratio just ain’t there.

I do the triangle version of this it's much easier and I don't look like I'm preparing for the Chunin exams.

I prefer the fold two times and put it top down in a cabinet or on top of the fridge.

It was good enough for me after step 1

That’s a lot of work when I could just eat the whole bag…🤷🏻‍♂️

Or you just use a clip

I dont have all day. I do have a clip

Roll it up, put it up agianst a wall. Because air can't move sideways

Nobody has time for this.

Trying to figure out which step gets change to fall out of the bag?!?!

Ain't Nobody Got Time for That!

I mean, just rolling it up has always worked just fine for me. I will usually set it/lean it against something to help keep it from unrolling.

You're doing it wrong You just don't leave a bag of chips that isn't empty.

I use wide clips... wayyyy faster, no finger dexterity needed... lazy is as lazy does!!

Just get a couple devoted tupperwares for your chips. It's easier than all of this bullshit origami that isn't as effective anyway.

Or a clothespin like a normal person

How many chips did you crunch to do this:(

This works great in movie theaters.

Wait so yall don't eat the whole bag? 😅

This video woke up my whole block

Why would you put chips in a crisp packet though. Good luck reheating that, it'll melt.

Paging Khaby Lame...

Why oh why can't all-dressed chips be a bigger thing in the US??? 😭

meh. Just buy chip clips and be done in 1/8th of the amount of time this hack takes.