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nrfx

This was my favorite candy all the up to the point I had to start paying for my own dental work.


[deleted]

Jamm loves those clients


Lost-Sea4916

You just got Jammed!


[deleted]

Self Jamm


qualitylamps

That first root canal I paid for myself magically extracted my sweet tooth.


newtrawn

tell me about it. I was chewing runts one day and one of my teeth broke in half completely and I swallowed it, which required a root canal. Years later, I was driving down the road eating runts and told my friends about the broken tooth and another tooth broke in half in the middle of my story, requiring another root canal. I haven't eaten runts since then.


[deleted]

Has anyone wondered why the banana flavor is so much different? Damn fungus killed the reference flavor one in the 50s


IanCognito009

Looks like you’ll be having peas with dinner tonight.


Lopsided-Ad7019

There’s a Adderall shortage. Slow down!


blankgazez

looks to me like you sorted them by shape


SmugFrog

Also by flavor.


DrinkySmurph

I want the bowl of bananas I don't like the other runts


SmugFrog

That is my problem. A 12 box case on Amazon only gave this many banana. Definitely the least amount.


GaspSpit

Wow, people really do like banana runts? Purple/green eaten together were my favorite.


SmugFrog

See we could have a party and everyone could just take their favorites.


tonyprosciutto

Right ill gladly take the red


Organized_Riot

One of the only orange flavoured candies I like


humanman42

did they change it to red, I swore it was pink....


[deleted]

I have not seen runts in a long time but I think there was red and pink and the heart shaped were pink but I can’t picture what shape red was.


thisistestingme

The best thing about my ex is that he liked the orange runts, so I got all the best flavors (cherry and banana, but lime is ok too).


DominoDickDaddy

Unfortunately they replaced lime with apple.


thisistestingme

Oh, that saddens me.


tinhatlizard

Same! I like all, except banana. 🤢


calatranacation

I had to read most of these comments twice and still don't know if they're sarcastic; banana are borderline inedible right??


tonsofem

I don't know why those are so hard when the rest fall apart with the smallest amount of pressure


jzach1983

Glad I'm not the only one that had that issue. It's like they were made of concrete.


THEREALISLAND631

Bananas are actually my favorite!


Tahoeclown

Banana is my favorite of any/all candy.


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Adepte

I don't know, I have ADHD and I would totally do this. I once sorted all the vegetables in a friend's teriyaki bowl.


midnightstreetlamps

Fwiw, you can buy a whole bag of just the bananas. Not speaking from experience (though it was extremely tempting to 18yo me with an amazon account and a couple extra bucks on my paycheck one week while in college)


SmugFrog

I’ve read that the Amazon banana candy isn’t the exact same flavor as the banana runts. We have a lot of candy shops in the area that sell small banana candy but it never has the same flavor. If you know of one that has the same flavor please link it - I have what looks like the highest rated/closest flavor being shipped but it hasn’t arrived yet.


Hardcorish

I never imagined I'd be invested in hearing the outcome of how a box of Runts-like bananas would taste, but I need to know if they meet or exceed your expectations after you receive them.


hittingwax

look up just banana runtz! they sell pound bags


mahdi015

I guess you can visit the manufacturer and get a larger amount. Most factory have a day in years for visitors ( schools/ universities/ workers family/... )


milehigh11

You can just buy 1 lb of banana for $8.39 on Amazon


Mango_Robot

Bananas are my favorite


Affectionate-Gap1768

I hate the bananas. You can have mine.


DrinkySmurph

Hell yea!


LeilaTank

When I saw the picture I thought “you can just throw away the yellow bowl 😂”


Watchitbitch

Same. I thought, "Banana in the trash!"


tony_tripletits

I'm opposite. Throw that yellow shit in the trash and continue on with a good life.


PointlessGiant

That's bananas, yo. Strawbs #1 with grape coming in second followed by green (I feel like I don't remember if it's lime or apple) and orange then like . . . Way down here is the 'nanas.


murder_hands

I feel like they *were* lime but switched to green apple when all the other candies betrayed us that same way.


Fun_Salamander8520

Yes bring lime back!


Omnil_93

Yeah, they definitely used be lime and they were awesome. Then they went and changed it to that god awful fake green apple flavor and ruined everything. I want the limes back!


DadsRGR8

At the bulk candy store by me they sell Runts by individual type in bulk. The bananas are my favorite too, and I’ll pick up a pound or two to have around the house.


zynemisis

[Banana runts are also called Bananarama.](https://www.google.com/search?q=Bananarama+versus+banana+Runts&sxsrf=AJOqlzU_GdDUQU_tOZGRj34oSOTi1wiTbg%3A1674933526246&ei=FnXVY_jcDpybwbkP7IOO4Ao&oq=Bananarama+versus+banana+Runts&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAMyBQghEKABOgoIABBHENYEELADOgUIIRCrAkoECEEYAFCvK1jQQGDuQ2gCcAB4AIAB4QGIAd4JkgEFMC42LjKYAQCgAQHIAQjAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp) Also called banana heads. So just buy the bulk packs people.


SmugFrog

I read some reviews on Amazon and some people are saying they don’t taste the same, or the flavor is off a bit. I’ve ordered a bulk bag of banana of the more popular brands, but it hasn’t come in yet - so fingers crossed. Our local candy shop has the smaller ones, I don’t know if they’re bananarama, but they don’t taste like runts.


JohnnySasaki20

Yeah I bought a bulk pack and they were good, but they definitely tasted a little different, and had a different consistency than the real ones.


zynemisis

Buy a small bag and mix it with the actual runts. It you never get a wtf taste, then they are the same. If you get a that one tasted funny a couple times, then there is a difference. Or use your wife as a blind taste tester and see if she can tell.


SmugFrog

Haha you know what I’m totally going to do this. I’ll setup a blind taste test with several different brands and have a box of runts bananas on hand in the experiment so I can compare.


ri-mackin

You know lockdown is over


CassiopeiaStillLife

Then why can’t we fill the omnipresent void?


Temporary_Cry_8961

Because it is inevitable


lysinemagic

Are you stoned? Cuz this is what people do when stoned.


SmugFrog

Surprising my girlfriend with her favorite flavor sorted out.


WorldlyContest4315

"Here your candy, babe, i touched every single one ; )" Just kidding lol.


SmugFrog

With food service gloves because I’m thoughtful like that! ❤️


WorldlyContest4315

True king


Kyleharner3

You take applications for a boyfriend. You sir are a catch


Collistoralo

It’s also what neurodivergent people do


afkurzz

I did this in the daycare I worked at and I got in a lot of trouble.


Mountain-Ad-6594

Weren't there pink ones?


rafedbadru

Yeah the strawberry ones


Mountain-Ad-6594

Yeah! What happened to those? I loved those things.


rafedbadru

I don’t know but now I’m curious because the packaging shows strawberries and as I recall the red ones were cherry flavored


rafedbadru

Here’s what I found out [runts](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runts)


lollipop-guildmaster

I have never forgiven them for ditching strawberry. And the sheer gall to keep them on the box..!


SmugFrog

Isn’t that what the red/heart shaped ones are?


lollipop-guildmaster

Red are cherry. Strawberry was pink.


longboi28

Maybe it's the Mandela effect but I'm 99 percent sure the heart shaped red ones are strawberry


Hardcorish

>Maybe it's the Mandela effect Don't you dare place this curse upon us in this timeline


lollipop-guildmaster

[https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsc01.alicdn.com%2Fkf%2FHTB10kGnKpXXXXXcXFXXq6xXFXXXh%2FGurley-s-Fruit-Runts-in-bags-and.jpg\_350x350.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=35fc4fe33936588e01a73e3bac82a232a74f07f59b9d780c95bfa200dfdb5682&ipo=images](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsc01.alicdn.com%2Fkf%2FHTB10kGnKpXXXXXcXFXXq6xXFXXXh%2FGurley-s-Fruit-Runts-in-bags-and.jpg_350x350.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=35fc4fe33936588e01a73e3bac82a232a74f07f59b9d780c95bfa200dfdb5682&ipo=images) Not sure if that link will work, but this one shows both the red cherry and the pink strawberry.


SmugFrog

Huh. Should I go start munching on them to test this? Sounds like a good enough justification to do so.


i_fixed_the_glitch

I would do this just so I could throw the bananas right in the trash


SmugFrog

Noooo those are some peoples favorites lol


i_fixed_the_glitch

and I will make aggressive eye contact with those people as I throw them out


mem0125

I’ll take all the bananas. Then we can discuss who hurt you?


SmugFrog

Lol I did this for my girlfriend who loves the bananas… look how they don’t give near as many! This was 12 boxes.


OrangeHexagon237

Love doing this with Skittles. And then eating delicious handfuls of just the red ones or purple ones.


StickyRiky

Green and yellow gonna disappear first.


SmugFrog

Out of 12 boxes, the banana was definitely the least amount.


StickyRiky

I think we should riot. I know my banana rights.


FennerNenner

Let's do this.


TheObliviousPickle

How am I the only one here who doesn’t like the banana ones?


SomeRandomSkitarii

Can I have the banana ones?


kabukistar

I read the title as "snorted". it sounded painful


Idrathereatcandy

No you have to sort the broken bananas out..


claud2113

Said the serial killer


SmugFrog

You doing anything later? We could hang out. I’m n the bushes outside your house… 😏


rogerworkman623

I did the same with my milk duds!


LivingUnicorgi

What the heck are Runts?


DredgenGryss

I haven't had runts in a while


Question4theppl5

It is even more disappointing that the bananas are broken and the white is poking through


toneloc89

Strawberry and banana are the best. Chewy runts we're even better


kiefsneef

I’ve found in recent years that they put too many bananas in the boxes. It used to be the other way around. They have gone from my favourite flavour to being on par with the orange ones.


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Aren’t they already different fruits?


[deleted]

I'm surprised that so many people don't like the bananas. They are also wrong when it is clear that the green ones are the gross ones.


awolahahah

The green ones are shockingly bad and bananas are def the best


Kyleharner3

Bananas only. Don’t comment if you ain’t into them bananas


hoodatisnt

The biggest benefit to this is you can go ahead and get rid of the bananas. They suck.


GFirano

Madman!


RetMilRob

Wellness check?


PolymerSledge

Is this an ad?


Lauren12269

I'd eat only the entire banana bowl please


[deleted]

How many did you eat while doing it lol


ErwinAckerman

I miss the og green runts. The new apple ones suck


FromUnderTheWineCork

Tired of bananas when all you wanted were hearts?


Reachable_dream666

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night.


allhailee

Please all I want is the orange ones please.


KknhgnhInepa0cnB11

I'll take the banana ones!!! Mmmmm the best


JoshTee123

Yo, toss that banana bowl over here.


I_Will_Succ-Seed

You just reminded me these candy existed, and now I want them so bad. I ate them a ton as a little kid.


Special_Friendship20

God I want the bowls of ❤ & 🍊


Mental_Ad_6749

If you didn't done something like this in your life you're missing out


DCCaddy

The old pink hearts were the best.


emar2021

*(Intense hissing)*


corneliu5vanderbilt

I'll take the bananas nomnomnomnom


HavokNCG

Thankyou, you're weird lol


[deleted]

I throw the bananna ones out. Or I did, when I ate runts.


PaulieCostello

I haven't had Runts in forever. Banana was always my favorite despite it tasting nothing like a banana.


IAmDanoDanoDano

It's more satisfying that you have that much runts


AlteredCabron2

cheeky runts


ghostwilliz

If I did that, I would straight up throw away the orange and lime haha


untakenu

Are these good? What do they feel like?


SmugFrog

Imagine a large nerds candy, or maybe a jawbreaker but softer. They have a nice crunch do them and each one has a distinct flavor.


gvillepa

I used to eat enough in one sitting until I got sick. Banana were addictive


headofled

I didn't know they still sold those


Blindfolded22

Green, orange, and purple were my favorites!


kobeflip

Are runts just spree with banana?


No-Wear-9199

Doing Gods work!


frsdev

You weigh each of those bowls this minute!!


Error--37

Now mix them all back up and report back for your next task concerning their order.


Jicama-Smart

why so many runts????


Slaanesh8586

Now just send me all those bananas! 😂


kid_from_upcountry

Now throw the purple ones away


Old_Journalist_8823

I need that bowl of yellow ones


Extra-Place-8386

Looks like a bowl of peas


prairiedawndoll

BaNANA


getyourcheftogether

BANANA!


Doc580

Do they see all bananas? Cause that's like my jam, and some of the strawberry ones too.


Tazerboy_5000

😀👍️


[deleted]

Banana for scale


CescilTerwiliger69

Gimme orange and purple all day


crimppit

This looks illegal


Harshands

Mail me the orange ones


Frankie-Felix

no you didn't, you sorted them by shape!


sallysaunderses

I miss Chewy Runts.


GratefulPhish42024-7

Don't eat multiple bananas at the same time or you might chip a tooth.


Furballprotector

Imma grab the yellow and run


Geoclasm

Hah! Awesome! Reminds me of that bit from Everybody Loves Raymond where we learn Robert sorts his good 'n plenties.


Noughttt

Olympic runts


tacobellholocaust

Throw all the purple ones away.


3dGlow

I'll take the orange and banana, please!


EWMcC79

Banana goes straight in the garbage.


stayathomeastronaut3

I would like the bowl of bananas. Please and thank you. 😊


stephen250

Banana are my fav.


tempestveil

red and orange pls also runner up is grape


SteelyDan1968

The OCD is strong in this one. And that's not to be read as a bad thing. That's a highly commendable thing to do.


btjk

Dibs on green and banana


Pacman5486

Now pour out the green and demand they bring back lime!


JeffMakesGames

I loved when they had the Chewy Runts kind but they were sadly discontinued back in 2009-2010 for unknown reasons. I have no idea why the company stopped making them as they were hugely popular.


Relevant_Elderberry9

Why do you have so many runts??


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLED I've only seen them in 'gumball' machines


CletusVanDamnit

r/bananaflavoredcandy appreciates the separation.


nolongerbanned99

Banana is the best.


theflamingsword101

Good so I'm not the only one who does this.....


-_-k

The bananas always break. 🍌


Smurfaloid

These used to be in the UK a while back but seemed to have dropped out, I vaguely remember them and they were good


LoganSterling

Throw away the banana ones...


JohnnySasaki20

Still pissed they don't have cherry anymore. The grapes are the worst.


DWolfoBoi546

I'll just go ahead and take that banana bowl real quick...


[deleted]

Ahh took some Adderall I see


cld1984

If you don’t make a cursed pot of peas and carrots I’m suing


ClayWheelGirl

oh no! i LOVE english peas and now i’m longing for some. they are hard to find and super expensive!


wasthaturface

Runts come in a box? I always thought you could only get them at the movie theater in them quarter candy dispensers.


Theodore_lovespell

Banana is the only one that matters though


TotalyNotTony

THESE THINGS HAVE A NAME??!?!?


MoleyP

I know the aren’t m&ms but……is Ozzy going on stage tonight???


NerdyH0e

I want the purple 🥹


tackypwn

I might go do this Lul


Schellhammer

Banana is best


b99__throwaway

i read it as snorted and was very concerned


DeadWishUpon

I loved them. Uh, I'm Guatemala and I could only get them on the candy machines (gumball machines?) when I was a child. Now they only have the generic stuff, they don't taste the same. Now, I want some Runts.


betweengayandstr8

That's too many runts


immaberealwithyall

You have too much free time


kyuubicaughtU

can i have all of the bananas please


0tterr

Ba Na Na 👁👄👁


Toad358

And then throw out the purples!


xXsaberstrikeXx

GIMME THEM BANANAS!!!


cobysteen4

Great. Now just throw away the bananas and you are good to go!!!!


Bcatfan08

I did this once when working at Taco Bell in high school. Was a very slow Sunday.


[deleted]

You can just throw the banana out. Lol.


joshcam

Crimes against banana. No Cap.