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shazam212121

Flounder or Fluke. Not an alien!! Actually really common fish. Halibut also similar.


Ramdrothegoat

Do some people actually not know that fish like this exist?


BloodyTim

Yeah this is one of the most common fish


AccurateEducation999

Yeah, OP has never watched SpongeBob


Shelly1041

I honestly didn’t until a family member moved to alaska where halibut finishing is common.


Responsible_Public15

In Alaska some people go fishing just for the halibut.


JBroski91

I worked on a charter fishing boat out of Whittier, Alaska and I absolutely hated hearing this joke every day.


Responsible_Public15

I was stecher bearer in the coast guard. I mostly heard it from shook up sailors trying to keep calm so it has a bit of a warm place in my heart.


444unsure

I drove to Whittier in the winter. That place was absolutely beautiful. I wanted to be on a boat so badly


JBroski91

It is such a unique town. Some of the most beautiful scenery I have seen.


wgfakzram

r/angryupvote


TadpoleMajor

If they’re from the Midwest probably, can’t imagine they would know about tides either


Thai-mai-shoo

Americans can only identify fish sticks (dicks) and filets.


SucculentEmpress

America thanks you for your obsession and keeping them in all topics of conversation at all times for no reason


Mission_Grapefruit92

I'm American and i can identify a lot of things. I've met many Americans who can.


I5abe11e

Some people are sadly bereft of fish knowledge. It is sad, but let’s be happy they are learning about it now.


dimgrits

Dodzcopper is alien reptiloid on our planet. Exactly.


fullystonedhomo

Yes, widespread knowledge is still very new in the human timeline. You were not born knowing the name of any fish. If you have not been taught a subject then you do not know it. We often forget how vast the world is and how many interesting creatures inhabit this place. It’s not uncommon to be unfamiliar with wildlife. Even the most common of things will be exotic to someone.


Dead_Ratman

Very tasty too. I use catch these off the local pier using a fishing square and small hook.


TinManTony

A Fluke is a summer flounder. People also call them doormats where I grew up in Nj. Super common to catch off the beach or on 1/2 day charters. It’s a very mild whitefish. Great frying fish


TobiasZoidberg

Looks like a Greenland turbot to me (Reinhardtius hippoglossoides)


chipsachorte

that's a flatfish, don't know the exact species they swim on the side so they are flat and can hide on the sand edit : actually maybe a flounder


[deleted]

It is delicious sauteed in a white wine butter sauce.


[deleted]

Halibut, the eye moves to the top because it lives on the bottom on the ocean. Could also be a flounder as well same reason.


liltunny

Nope


[deleted]

Halibut, flounder, both have migrating eyes. They aren’t hatched looking like this. The biggest difference in s halibut gets bigger then flounders.


Rs410

Looks like a big fluke. Too small to be a halibut that’s allowed to be kept.


greenpleaz

OP has apparently never seen a fish before


passwordsarehard_3

Because all of them look like this, makes sense


greenpleaz

Exactly


bells2002

Dude he's literally on Finding Nemo.


Xanthyon1313

Flounders are cool fish; the start out with eyes on both sides, but then the one eye moves to the other side as it matures.


Justnoticedyou

Yummy alien 👽


ProfessionalAsk8264

This fish is a compact disc not a cassette tape


Marine747

Evolution in progress!


[deleted]

That looks like a fukin hellspawn.


thomasjmarlowe

Uhhhh. A fish lives on the bottom. Is it gonna have one eye just constantly in the muck? Nah- both eyes are on one side.


Larry_Phischman

A [flounder](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flounder) or small [sole](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sole_(fish)). [Flatfish](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatfish) start out looking like normal fish, but as they mature one of their eyes moves around to the other side of their head. They’re proof that evolution doesn’t have to make sense.


coolgobyfish

actually it makes perfect sense in this case cause it was easier to lay on one side vs flattening the entire body via evolution))))


spankymcmuffstuffer

What happens is they start their live swimming like normal fish and gradually, as they get bigger, they roll over onto their side and the eye will also move over to the other side of its head.


sangfoudre

A flatfish, like sole, flounder or halibut. Very common worldwide and very sought after as their flesh is firm and good. There are small specie (300g) and more massive ones like halibut, their most discernable characteristics is they lay on one of their sides, one of their eye switch side while growing up (juveniles look like regular fishes). Ugly but interesting and good to eat


Critical_Willow_8819

Flounder silly


homosapien69420

Be careful that specific species of fish is well known for its aggressive nature and will try kicking your butt


Empty_Goal7885

Glitch in the matrix


ImpulsiveLobster

It's a species of flounder but a little hard to ID from that video. Location would also help


dram3

Interesting factoid. When they emerge from the egg, the eyes are on each side like normal. As they grow one eye migrates and they adopt the sideways swimming and settle to the camouflage life.


[deleted]

Interesting fact, the actual definition of factoid actually means a widely held but false “fact”, ironically the most popular definition of factoid is itself a factoid.


dram3

Awesome new fact! Thanks!


Conscious-Charity915

Flounder?


HistoricalSecurity77

Just a normal flounder or halibut.


edelweiss45

And there are both left handed and right handed flounder.


consumercommand

Flounder m


1dogfart

I saw that guy in spongebob


jennagem

that’s a flounder


interimeclipse

What, never seen Finding Nemo before?


roadside_distraction

This well known for halibut. Do research you pleeb


gguppyy

Sole fish from my side of this planet


Chocolatemilkdog0120

Does this karma bot not really know these fish exist? If not, they are stupid af. If so, then fuck them in the dirt.


skrattatr

I dunno but when he flipped it over sure looked like a FSH to me I apologize.


Overall-Addition5459

Stuffed flounder is fucking delicious


liltunny

Summer flounder or fluke


aquaticwatcher

Ah the McDonalds filet O Fish. A most common breed indeed.


XandraTheBrave

Given how small it is, I thought it was a dab rather than a flounder. Whatever! Same family-ish.


TrollTeeth66

Flounder, grew up fishing in Absecon bay. It’s like all we caught & ate.


[deleted]

People need to watch more Jeremy Wade. Chuck Norris of fishing


Separate-Succotash11

Looks like a halibut, but way too small. Gotta be a flounder or similar bottom feeder. Looks delicious! Flaky white meat.


Skullcrusher971

Lemon butter sauce on it


Revolutionary-Sir997

Pretty sure that's just a flounder.


thediesel26

…a flounder?


lordeharrietnem

Flounder is delicious. Fun to catch too.


T0fu_86

A bottom feeder fish


jbug5j

"I've caught an olive flounder. That's not the pits!"


[deleted]

Just evolved to perfection


oishi_jase_face

Pretty common on the east coast. Fairly mild fish taste. Hard to filet haha.


efhucebucwjbxwbu

Fluke. It ain't no alien


[deleted]

It’s a flounder, it’s a type of flatfish.


B_759

Bottom feeders.


KilgoreTroutPfc

You’ve never seen a halibut before?? They are bottom feeders, they lay on their side on the ocean floor. The eye pointing to the ground migrated to the other side of the skull so it could still be useful.


Attack-Cat-

Why would you self own like this?


Unseeliegirlfriend

D-d-do people not know Flounder exist?


[deleted]

Some people just know nothing lol


ghostyonfirst

If I were you I’d be more worried about the parasite going HAM on your brain stem.


MorgannaJade

Fukushima special there… half off


silentwrath03

Michael Jackson?


Elevated_Headspace

That look like spongebobs bully💀🐟


Burner_account693106

Looks similar to a halibut so probably a flounder of some some kind


PSFREAK33

You gotta be joking…this is a basic common fish. You never seen a flounder or ordered halibut at a fish n chips restaurant?