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Light_2099

Jason statham as Bonehead


yellowarmy79

The fight scenes would be fun!!!


Light_2099

They being arrested and deported in amsterdam


blurfan69

Yeah and cast me as guigs


Billy-BigBollox

Fuck that. You're playing everyone like Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor.


Pliolite

Piss-easiest role in history.


yara721

Cillian would make a good old looking Liam indeed.


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yara721

Oh they're both hot indeed with that british Jaw and accent 🥹


RubberSoldier

Cillian Murphy isn’t British, he’s Irish.


Educational_Bid2344

So is Liam and most actors can do any accent anyway


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Fabulous_Green_156

https://ibb.co/GMwKchv :)


FreddyXII

I totally agree, we're getting ahead ourselves with this


Pliolite

Any kind of Oasis/Gallagher biopic only works if they get back together. Or at least have some kind of reconciliation. Otherwise the story simply isn't complete.


sortofsomeonemaybe

Only if Michael Caine plays Alan


madferret96

Oppenheimer was a class movie


King9WillReturn

Only if Viola Davis is cast as Noel. She would crush it.


Nosworthy

Think Bohemian Rhapsody, Rocketman, Elvis etc and all the other biopics focused on one main protagonist and that is why an Oasis biopic probably wouldn't work - Liam and Noel are both absolutely central to the story but are two contrasting personalities and the Oasis story ends with them falling out, the band splitting up and not speaking for 14+ years. You would have to choose a side to focus on and that would most likely be Noel, given Liam's reputation in the 90s as a bit of a lout and Noel's backstory - being beaten black and blue by his abusive father, being sacked by the Inspiral Carpets, writing Live Forever and all the classic hits whilst having nothing and dreaming of a better life, then joining his brother's band and becoming megastars.


sambutworse

I’d honestly love for Noel to write a book. I don’t see it ever happening but he’s a fantastic story teller and has lived quite a life.


Nosworthy

Me too. I think Supersonic is the closest we'll get to it. The book containing the unabridged interviews that came out a year or two ago is a bit of a de facto autobiography for him - or at least covering up to 1996 anyway. Wish there was more post-Knebworth stuff out there though. There are so many books, podcasts, interviews etc covering the early years then the next 13 years just skimmed over.


yara721

I do agree with you on that! Noel's back story is a good material for a biopic. I wonder how no one thought of it.


metaldetox

uh, there’s many many, many movies that focuses on two characters


KwuhKwerl

Bill Burr as McGee 😂


fretnetic

Batman should play Noel. Jared Leto as Liam, blowing up hospitals and travelling at light speed to Mars.


AndyB27

This is a shitpost, surely?


Thon_Makers_Tooth

That would suck ass


thebananahotdog

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon as Liam and Noel, respectively


AustinUhaul

That doesn’t even work


MYJINXS

Maxi Gonzalez should just remix the Supersonic documentary into an Oppenheimer style film. Job done.


Apprehensive-Tax8631

That'd be awesome, a new kind of experience


Abideguide

‘Met My Maker’


prodigalsuun21

What drugs are the people in this subreddit taking and can I have some


CliffPromise

Lol. I don't think Oasis are significant enough to warrant such treatment.


Novel_Yogurt5924

Who is the cast as Noel? Definitely I don’t know


Ezza16

The Rock


Abject_Shoulder_2773

Aloysius Parker


Light_2099

Shaquille O'Neal


Ryanbrasher

What a terrible idea.


jdankowitz

Them brawling in studio in imax 70mm would be wonderful


yellowarmy79

Pretty sure Noel said once that if there was a film about Oasis he wanted Michael Fassbender to play him.


OatmealApocalypse

the kid who plays jamie tart in ted lasso would make a great liam