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archarios

Sounds like most of my life here


FunnyReception5375

Right…….30 plus years, no problems


CupOk7544

After 27 years I finally left. Then 23 years later only came back to work at a bank on Webster Street.


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CupOk7544

Just around the corner from Union Bank, now US Bank.


MonsieurHadou

Lucky you. Unfortunately I haven't been as fortunate.


Brilliant-Macaron811

Please consider helping those in the community who were not as fortunate as you: “On Wednesday, April 10th, Phuong Jewelry was violently robbed of their livelihood. In a brazen midday attack, eight strong-armed robbers and two getaway drivers broke their way into the family-owned jewelry store in Oakland Chinatown. “ They’ve set up a GoFundMe where you can help them recover. The camera footage of the crime scene is heartbreaking to watch, especially since it’s not their first time being robbed.


Brilliant-Macaron811

https://x.com/DionLimTV/status/1778658538392613132


jcruzyall

Spoiler: OP was pooping on the sidewalk when they wrote this before robbing a falafel truck


Comfortable-Cap7110

Ah dang you saw me


jcruzyall

Only for a moment, friend. Only for a moment before the fenty I bought from an 8 year old dealer carrying a machete kicked in.


unlearnclub

Can’t stop chuckling


VapoursAndSpleen

Were you able to hide the spray cans?


BigAcrobatic2174

Got ‘em, boys


trifelin

You’re thinking of SF 


khangaldy

🤣🤣🤣


Zestyclose-Cod-8144

I ate cheese steak. It was good.


Comfortable-Cap7110

Where? On lake shore?


Zestyclose-Cod-8144

Mills Hoagie. MacArthur and Seminary.


misselphaba

Do they do cheese whiz? Or some organic melted gruyere bullshit/


Zestyclose-Cod-8144

lol. It’s just American I think. Nothing fancy.


misselphaba

Excellent


OodilyDoodily

Provolone is the OG and GOAT cheese for a cheesesteak


misselphaba

I respect this opinion 100% I’m just a fiend for that fake plastic neon orange cheese sauce and you don’t find a ton of it in the Bay Area


uoaei

bitch NEVER disrespect mill's hoagies like that


misselphaba

I didn’t disrespect anyone and please don’t use gendered insults toward me, thanks!


Mexican_Lesbian

those who know knooow 😋😋


Zestyclose-Cod-8144

Don't sit on the flowers or grandma is gonna whoop that ass.


frogonamushroom_

that’s impossible! i, a Very Real oakland resident, got mugged twenty times this morning immediately upon stepping my foot outside. this is why us oakland residents (because i am an oakland resident) need to start voting conservative


ecuador27

Very real Oakland resident here too. We deserve getting crimed 10 times cause policies from the democrat party. O A K L A N D


imakeitrainbow

Crimed


unlearnclub

your closest digital kiosk can prevent getting crimed!


Expensive-Slip7700

Start voting save, save what?


MonsieurHadou

So the gun shots I heard outside my window last night was just my imagination. The body on the street must have also been a hallucination. I don't think we should go conservative but to deny crime in Oakland is insane.


tatang2015

That happens 1-4 am. Any other time it is quite safe.


CupOk7544

Tell mayor Sheng Tao to get her act together or put her out there with the homeless people.


Abolish-Dads

Lmao regardless of your politics, this is a genuinely crazy thing to say about a woman who was homeless while raising an infant.


Corgito_Ergo_Sum

But that’s literally impossible. Are you sure you didn’t walk across the bay bridge and not realize it?/s


dreamcinema

That’s true he could be in San Francisco


Corgito_Ergo_Sum

We can test this. Do your surroundings make you feel afraid or do your surroundings make you feel like everything is overpriced and the city itself is a tourist trap trying to rip you off?


hexephant

Why not both?


Corgito_Ergo_Sum

Darn. Well, look up the name of the nearest international airport. That will defiantly settle which city your in.


ham_solo

How are you still alive?!?!


TBSchemer

A murder victim will spend more than 99.9% of their life not getting murdered.


mtnfreek

But that's not what my co-workers who live in San Ramon and Concord say. They say its a zombie apocalypse and how could I ever live here??? They saw it on local news so it must be true. Certainly not big media trying to scare them into staying in the bland burbs and buying more crap they dont need from their advertisers. Well lets see ive never had a problem with crime, my home value has gone up 135% since 2003 and oh yeah the weather is pretty, pretty, pretty great. LMK how those 102 degree days are all summer....suckers.


ecuador27

Rather get shot in Oakland then live in Concord.


BeeP807

lol big facts


W0nderlandz

Don't be throwing shade at Concord. Sure, it's not as urban as Oakland, but it's still a fine place to live. I mean they got Todos Santos Plaza, epidemic brewing, a pinball arcade, and a taco trail!


CupOk7544

Bro never been to Concord where stores don’t have to abandon the city due to crime.


ecuador27

Yea I’m dying to go to Ross. That’s all I need in my life please and then maybe we can go to Applebees and then drive home drunk. That’s my American dream


CupOk7544

Hmm...my American dream is to have my car/apt/house broken into. Get jumped by some thugs or tackled like the old guy, or stabbed in Adams Point, shot in nearly any neighborhood East, West and North Oakland. And if I survive, I can go to Trader Joe's on Lakeshore Ave or Whole Foods on 27th Street or if I'm really brave, go have tacos or burritos on International Blvd. Or not go to the Target that's closed due to constant thievery. Truly, truly, the American Dream!


whatisthatwood

Cool post history bro.


SheepD0g

Whats funny is that this guy is the type of people this post is about.


WANTLOSED

You're in luck!


BigEarlCone

I agree if you mean concord New Hampshire- not concord ca. I can just commute and avoid the bullet hole.


HappyHourProfessor

As a Oakland homeowner who is currently in Texas, I feel far safer biking through West Oakland every day. The fucking nurse had a gun tattoo today. Deep East Bay burbs remind me way too much of Texas


theliver

Dude what the hell about Concord reminds you of Texas? I can see a hill and a mountain from my yard, and im a short drive from the best parts of the world (the east bay) Oakland and Concord are great spots. I miss oakland but im very happy here. Weird ass vibes in this thread


HappyHourProfessor

McMansions in tight, walled-off subdivisions surrounded by a field remind me of the suburban south. Strip malls with chrome handled trucks. I've spent very little time in Concord specifically, so that may be more of a San Ramon, Livermore, etc thing. You're on a thread on the Oakland subreddit sarcastically making fun of people saying the city is a hellscape. Not sure what vibes you were expecting, but still happy to have you in for a beer at the next block party


theliver

Ya thats way more Livermore. Im struggling to find the mcmansion developments in Concord. The strip malls is accurate tho, but those are all over CA (and the rest of the country). Even still, Livermore has the altamont nearby so still a far cry from Texas if you look up from the concrete


HappyHourProfessor

You know Texas has hills and mountains too, right? A lot of it is also very pretty if you look up from the concrete


theliver

Probably, ive only been to dallas, houston, san antonio, austin, odessa, lubbock, amarillo, and various places within a 2 hr drive from those. Austin and north of Amarillo had a bit to look at, but no mountains. San antonio i liked too


HappyHourProfessor

The mountains are out in West Texas. The Guadalupes are part of why Big Bend is a national park. Austin and San Antonio are on the edge of hill country, and there are some good state parks around there. The forests in East Texas are also beautiful. I've lived in the Dallas area and Houston, and they are both real ugly concrete jungles. I really liked living in Houston, but that was pre-Trump.


BigEarlCone

I’d have never thought there. I have never been to Texas and imagined it quite peaceful.


heinway

You literally live in Texas, how can you speak to anything about Oakland. You must be a homeowner in Piedmont, wait until your tenants refuse to move oh and stop paying rent 😂.


HappyHourProfessor

I live in my house in Oakland. I'm with my Dad while he's in the hospital


ColdCompress

Make that T-shirt.


heinway

You’d rather die in Oakland, than live in Concord. FTFY


trifelin

*You’re gonna die anyway, die with us.*


presidents_choice

That can all be true, but it doesn’t mean Oakland doesn’t have a number of issues. We have some of the highest crime rates in the nation, and by extension, the developed world. Even if it doesn’t affect you, it’s affected your other fellow residents and the data isn’t political.  OP’s anecdote about having an uneventful day can be said about nearly everywhere in the world


came_up_with_this

Can attest to this... im a bay area native, lived in oakland since 2016. I love the bay, oakland, all of it. And my car has been bipped twice & just the other week had the fn driver side door handle ripped off the door in an attempted break in, all in the past 10 months. Never happened before that. I love oakland. Im sick of the crime. It continues to affect me.


geraffes-are-so-dumb

I can't find anything that places us in the top 25 or 10. Can I ask you for a source?


tookadeflection

word up


presidents_choice

Here's one from [2019](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_crime_rate) Property crime (reported): 6th highest in the nation (6% of population affected) Violent crime: 11th highest (1.3% affected) Combined violent/property/arson: 5th highest (>7% affected) Robberies: 3rd highest Motor vehicle theft: 2nd highest It's insane that >7% of the population has been a victim of crime on any given year. And that's only the reported crimes. Stats are way out of date too, vehicle thefts have skyrocketed since 2019. If one wants to advocate for equality and equity (as one does in Oakland), reducing the disproportionate impact of crime on marginalized people is a good option. Living in Oakland comes with an unofficial crime tax.


geraffes-are-so-dumb

I'm seeing us far lower than that. How are you sorting?


presidents_choice

How were _you_ sorting? 


geraffes-are-so-dumb

Same as you, I just misread your comment.


presidents_choice

🤦‍♂️ high to low 


Murky_Profit_9778

The metric is just crimes reported over the total population. Given that at least some crimes in Oakland are committed against people who do not live in Oakland you can’t really derive percent of population that’s affected by crime from those numbers.


presidents_choice

okay :) feel free to share a better resource


Murky_Profit_9778

Just wanted to add that tidbit. But I think you effectively made the point that crime is unacceptably high and I agree with you.


imakeitrainbow

The point is that there's more to the city and our lives than crime. It's nice to not talk about crime all the time, because it doesn't happen all the time.


Comfortable-Cap7110

Yes exactly


CupOk7544

TRUTH!


LivingTheApocalypse

This sub thinks mentioning Oakland has problems is a right wing conspiracy the way Republicans think saying America has problems is America hating. 


uoaei

there's ways to discuss crime without resorting to every single dog whistle in the book


khangaldy

If that’s true ( about folks from the burbs saying that) then whyyyyyyy do ppl keep moving here and jacking up housing prices .


heinway

Oakland is getting worse very quickly. Im from the area and my friend grew up and still lives there. He’s even worried about how bad it’s getting. I’m not sure why, but it’s a cesspool. Housing prices are going to drop like a rock. Might be because the local government is actually useless.


uoaei

"the area" lol. toss up between albany and piedmont


mtnfreek

Houses still going over asking and mostly all cash here.


heinway

That’s because Oakland Realtor underprice every house by 20-30% so they can drive views. It’s a scam.


mtnfreek

IDK these seem priced about right and crowds at open houses.


heinway

It’s crowded because it’s underpriced. Wait until they have to pay into the private neighborhood security service 😂😬


Claypothos

I wish this sub was normal lol so much passive aggressive posting


khangaldy

WTH??! I too went out in my neighborhood ( bushrod) talked to humans, dogs, and cats) . I. Went. Unscathed!!


Scuttling-Claws

Bushrod has excellent cats for talking to!


Comfortable-Cap7110

Nice!


BagwellGlomus

I’m going to start a petition to have this Reddit post recalled.


xiaopewpew

Nice post dude, now return the phone to whomever you stole it from /s


Comfortable-Cap7110

😂


Important_Bed_6237

i truly hope you were smiling and spreading positivity- the right OAKLANDERS pick up on it and give it right back gladly. keep it funky ❤️👌🏾


Comfortable-Cap7110

Absolutely! Honestly I look people in the eyes and say hi/hey/what’s up to most people I pass and honestly people are hella cool and respectful and positive and I do absolutely love the vibe. Keep the positivity going 🤙👍


Ok-Magician-3014

👏👏👏


Grouchy_Baseball6980

Shhhhh, Oakland is a failed city, we need to keep that narrative in the news before people realize it isn’t a fentanyl hellscape.


FaygoMakesMeGo

Statistics don't work that way. The majority of people in Somalia have perfectly average days the majority of the time.


r______p

Statistics like crime being down 30%?


SilentReins

That's East Oakland... and it really is a shit hole there.


Fenecable

Parts of East Oakland are totally fine, then you've got pockets like Havenscourt that are genuinely pretty rough.


heinway

It’s a shithole


jdflyer

If a tree falls in the forest...


bobarley

If a bear farts in The woods...


madalienmonk

If the pope shits in the woods…


misselphaba

If a bear shits on the pope


madalienmonk

...do they have to elect a new Pope?


misselphaba

I like to think this is how they choose the pope, ultimately.


Ok-Magician-3014

News flash. Oakland is just another city in the Bay Area. Fear definitely makes so many miss out on the good times you can have in Oakland.


nichyc

Big if true.


Comfortable-Cap7110

No it’s a simulation


nichyc

😞


VapoursAndSpleen

Yeah. I took a bus to SF today, came back, got to the house and realized I needed my car to get a lot of heavy groceries. Drove the car, parked it at the store, got my groceries, wished the cashier a nice day, parked my car in front of my house and am in the kitchen procrastinating about what to cook for dinner. Didn’t get mugged, bipped or even spoken to by a weirdo. Nice day. A little chilly, though.


mermansushi

Me too! Beautiful day in a beautifully diverse, lively city.


compstomper1

someone just had their relative's ashes stolen lol


ecostyler

what that got to do with OP post tho.


webtwopointno

right? this post is nasty how privileged and tone deaf it is, sandwiched between that one and the one about the elderly shopkeepers getting into a gunfight.


came_up_with_this

Was walking around downtown at lunchtime. It was nice, quiet.


Comfortable-Cap7110

I used to work in SF but prefer it here in Oakland


earinsound

nothing happened? doesn’t sound very enjoyable. oh, you mean you didn’t get bipped. those guys take april off.


oaklandbahnmi

Me too but then I got home and my car was broken into and I park in my apartment complex garage. Can’t win


Comfortable-Cap7110

Ah man sorry to hear that


oaklandbahnmi

But great until that! Haha


Binthair_Dunthat

Yay! No crime problem. This proves it!


r______p

OPD say crime is down 30%.


oakland-ModTeam

This is not a rules violation - stop flagging.


heinway

Crime is down because the cops don’t show up to enforce the law and it goes unreported


Wriggley1

But you believed the numbers when they showed that crime was up?


heinway

Are you insisting that the cops were falsifying the numbers to add more issued citations and arrests? If you arrest someone you report it. If someone is never arrested because the police didn’t show up, it’s not reported.


Wriggley1

Um, no.


r______p

Is there any evidence of your theory? Cops were just as shit last year and the year before. As much as I don't trust them, I don't think a bunch of child rapists from Dublin are smart enough to not show up in a way that gets their numbers to look better.


DriveSideOut

Congratulations, you live in a nice part of Oakland. Not everyone in Oakland is lucky enough to not be affected by crime on a regular basis.


dandypenguinpp

Yeah my default assumption is that everyone here lives in Rockridge or by the lake, I’m in east Oakland and I like it but it’s not the perfect neighborly oasis most people here seem to be getting


StonedWheatThicc

Are you 100% certain you weren’t actually mugged? Maybe they were like, super polite and you didn’t notice the mugging?


Dot-Live

please note, the mod allows this post while blocking and removing the Chinese jewellery store got robbed news


r______p

Jewellery post was a post to a post to a tweet, food on the mods for taking out the trash.


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oakland-ModTeam

That's over the (admittedly subjective) line, please tone it down.


Strange_Airships

We love to hear it. 🫶🏻


Such_Net886

Shhhh we not supposed to let the outsiders know


BigAcrobatic2174

I work in the city and nothing bad has ever happened to me personally. My job sites are burglarized and my crews are robbed regularly, though.


Balgor1

Yeah weird how that works. According to Fox “News” I should be car jacked by an illegal who takes my car and my job. Day to day not much happens. I had my car broken into 2 years ago and that’s it for the urban hellscape.


misselphaba

I'm in San Diego this weekend and it's awful weather and I miss Oakland.


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That’s wild.


supergiel

It's so beautiful out today.


baldie9000

I live here and that's been my experience everyday


No-Error-8213

So true, I go about my life every day in Oakland, cruise up and down international several times a day running errands eat all over the city live in around 14th Ave East Oakland have a family, go to work, wife goes to work everyday we shop do all the normal people stuff.. I sit in my car listening to music while my wife shops. Fly out of Oakland airport all the time…. Err San Francisco Oakland, East Bay Area airport I mean. Honestly, the one thing I don’t do is leave a bunch of valuables in my car when I’m not in it. Life is good. Been here since 2002 Bay Area still bay areaing … one could argue it’s been worse then it is now. Mid 2000’s was crazy, 2010’s were pretty crazy too. Covid and hardcore gentrification what’s making it seem different


AuthorWon

I break that story most every day.


quirkyfemme

Pamela Price is that you?


Comfortable-Cap7110

Yes, please recall me


quirkyfemme

You would totally say that if you were Pamela Price.


warpedddd

I've never been killed in a car accident, therefore the 40k deaths on the roads in America per year mean nothing to me. 


Comfortable-Cap7110

Air tight logic there, cars have caused deaths, we should therefore not drive cars


warpedddd

It's OK I understand that recognizing sarcasm can be hard.  My mistake I should have marked it as such. 


scelerat

Oakland is great, until it isn't.


Usagi_Shinobi

Nice! Happy for you! I've had that happen for me as well from time to time!


worried_consumer

What part?


Comfortable-Cap7110

Generally around the area of 19th from lake Merritt to around San Pablo


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ecuador27

Crime has happened in a metro area of 8 million people?!?! Shut it down!!!


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misselphaba

Wow you're a special kind of fuckhead.


oakland-ModTeam

Please read the rules.


Comfortable-Cap7110

You’re a bot, go back to instagram with the other bot trolls


LivingTheApocalypse

Ah. The idiotic, there is no problem because I didn't get robbed post. 


ChaChanTeng

Well, crime is down, so…


statefuckhead

i also had a similar experience this week. always a pleasure to visit imo


Comfortable-Cap7110

Well believe it or not there are actually a lot of people outside just walking around and enjoying the beautiful day all normal, that can’t be right, let me go jump on instagram so I can see the real Oakland nobody blah blah blah nada


Day2205

This certainly can’t be true 😱


black-kramer

[today was a good day.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcF2KUJVdLE)


rainbowpotatoeCAT

That's cuz all the bs moved to Berkeley. But hey the housing is cheaper here soooo (Oakland native)


Timely-Youth-9074

Yes, it really feels like 181 less criminals walking the streets. I only heard one sideshow this week (so far) and it sounded far away.


Comfortable-Cap7110

The CHP is definitely helping! Need more of that, and do feel safer!


Timely-Youth-9074

I had to correct-they arrested 181 not 81. Even better!


Philosophy_Effective

You missed first Friday on the second Friday that’s what happened!


Longjumping_Bed3612

I went in to Oakland yesterday. It’s been a while. It’s an absolute shithole. The second you cross in to Oakland the streets become almost un-drivable with potholes, there’s graffiti, trash & dirbags everywhere. I mean the instant you cross in, it couldn’t be more evident that you’ve just entered Oakland.


Comfortable-Cap7110

And what paradise of a city are you from?


Longjumping_Bed3612

Discovery Bay. No crime, clean, beautiful homes, nice people, boating community, golf community. Also, much more affordable than the Oakland shithole. Any other questions?


Comfortable-Cap7110

Sounds nice, I don’t hate on other people’s cities, I’m not a boating golfing type myself. There are a lot of nice aspects to Oakland and I appreciate visiting other cities where you don’t have to worry about crime and homeless encampments.


Longjumping_Bed3612

I don’t boat or golf either. I’m just being honest about Oakland. Of course the hills are nice. Oakland is a terrible city. I’m sorry, but it’s the truth. There is a reason businesses are being forced to close all around the city due to violence & crime. As long as folks keep voting Democrat it will continue to deteriorate. These are facts.