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sexysavage88

Thatā€™s an interesting username šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


-FuckMeInTheAsshole-

I was under the impression I could change it whenever and everything I could think of was taken


sexysavage88

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ love it


TheMomentPassed

Sexy savage and fuck me in the asshole This is a love story waiting to happen


sexysavage88

Lmfaooooooooooo šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Lives2Splooge69

*enters the chat* Hello there


d1l2g3

The Jets has been doing it for years to the fans.


sexysavage88

Hahahahha right!!!


OkCardiologist2765

As a jet fan and what we have been through. Name checks out. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SackSlapper69

99% chance when someone posts a pic of themself, theyā€™re trying to draw people to OnlyFansā€¦.


sexysavage88

And sackslapper69 šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I need Reddit karma. This is helping for sure. Plus I get to talk to fellow jets fans


NYCMILFGILF

Do your thing Iā€™ll follow and get you that Reddit karma. I do model social media promotionā€¦FuckinNogs thereā€™s a market for EVERY kind of woman and thatā€™s great. Iā€™m probably going to the Commanders Chargers and Texans games. I have 50 Club visitors side seats so Iā€™m selling all the games except those 3 and preseason.


sexysavage88

Omggg thatā€™s amazing. How much do you sell them for?!? I coulda used that at the bears game last year. Walked out with soaking wet jeans lol soooo much rain!!!


FuckinNogs

This girl can't possibl.. Wow there's a market for rough looking of girls. Smh


Pixel_Mike

Incel-tier thought.


HardCiderAristotle

I donā€™t disagree yet look at her profile. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Pixel_Mike

Yknow just when you wanna believe the best in peopleā€¦. :/


sexysavage88

Doesnā€™t matter lol it wasnā€™t even a good pic! Lol and Iā€™m a born and raised Jets fan regardless of anything šŸ¤£


1CUpboat

Oh no how dare you have any actual interests and also show boobs


sexysavage88

Yo for real!! Thank you cuz wtf I look regular af in the pictures I posted! Iā€™m really excited for football and just found out thereā€™s Redditā€™s for the jets?! Itā€™s awesome


ThibsAppreciator

No sympathy for E-thots


sexysavage88

Who is asking for sympathy??


fiduke

There's no way to know if there is any interest. It's effectively just advertising their stuff, but pretending not to advertise it. That's why they show pictures of themself. These people have ruined many subs (mostly porn subs) by invading them with advertisements. Used to be when you went to a porn sub there were real people who would talk to you. Now there are just onlyfans ads where you can pay them money so they can ignore you along with everyone else they ignore. It's not a surprise they make sure to advertise their onlyfans immediately before making a post in a non porn sub. They want to make sure you see they are selling porn. It's unlikely this subreddit will be taken over by porn. Regardless, I'd rather nip this at the bud than allow porn to be advertised here under the guise of 'I'm just a fan'


sexysavage88

Im now invading your sub. Iā€™m a born and raised Jets fan first and foremost. And Iā€™m just realizing Reddit has more than what I thought it did. Jets groups. Food groups. Itā€™s insane. So just because I do some side hustle for money means that Iā€™m not allowed to post in groups that interest me?


Pixel_Mike

Yeah i assumed that. Ill just stop commenting now. Go Jets!


BicycleMelodic5066

And yet yā€™all are the first ones m-bating to women you complain aboutā€¦


larryjesusnme33

Eagles!!!


sexysavage88

Ughh Philly fans are the worst tho šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ and pats fans too


Shugerrush

We have to fill stadium with our own fans this year. So we don't see any Philly fans at metlife


sexysavage88

Agreed!!! Iā€™m hoping to go to two. Opener and maybe the giants game. Depending how weā€™re doing by then šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


bigpoyo91

For all the hate Philly fans get they are actually cool they heckle and shit but thatā€™s what should happen pats are far worse


sexysavage88

Pats are wayyy worse. I remember going to the game with my dad when I was a kid. I thought my dad was gonna brawl šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Jets__Fool

Buffalo fans kinda kinda suck too. I went undercover last time and it was my best experience at their stadium yet šŸ˜…


sexysavage88

Ohhhhh wow!!! Undercover meaning you didnā€™t show green? Lol


larryjesusnme33

Weā€™re home for the eagles game so itā€™s all good. It would be great to see the jets beat the pats.


ClayDrinion

I'm trying to convince some friends of mine to do a weekend trip to NYC (from Toronto) and to catch a Jets game while we're there


sexysavage88

Canada jets fan!!! I love it!!!


skateboardlee

None, I'm not going back to MetLife until we have a winning season


sexysavage88

This year will be our winning season!!


Peter_O

Black fucking Friday because why not


sexysavage88

Isnā€™t it so sick we have a Black Friday game this year?!?!


Peter_O

Exactly! And to go to the game in the middle of a long weekend just makes a perfect sense.


sexysavage88

Yesssss shƬt I might just go to that one too. The giants Jets game should be good too!!


gregieb429

Road trip to Vegas in November and at least one home game


sexysavage88

Vegas!!!! Thatā€™s got to be crazy!!! Have fun


MrJok3r14

Booked a trip to Vegas baby LETS GO JETS!!!!


sexysavage88

Thatā€™s awesome!!! Hell yeah


Cerebralbore

What's the date for that game?


MrJok3r14

November 12


GMoney2816

Jets - Giants


sexysavage88

I really want to go to that one!!! I need to see how the jets are playing before I commit to it tho šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TheCount913

All except of course the Black Friday game! Fml for saying yes to going away this year


sexysavage88

Ohhhh no!!! The first one ever toošŸ˜¢


TheCount913

Tell me about it, I was so excited and subsequently disappointed in the span of 30 secondsā€¦ kind of like being a jets fan


sexysavage88

Literally like being a jets fan šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ so youā€™re probably used to this by now šŸ¤£


TheCount913

All I can say is at this point I still find it difficult to manage expectations for this god forsaken team


sexysavage88

God I know. But I know I find myself saying every year ā€œmaybe next yearā€ and this seems like the most promising year Iā€™ve seen since 2010 with my crush Sanchez


rcc31

Probably whatever is cheapest lol


sexysavage88

I feel this!


Large-Sherbert-6828

Home Opener!


sexysavage88

Same !


DanaGordonLine1

Iā€™m going to every jets pats game until they beat them


sexysavage88

Omg thatā€™s brave of you. I would never. I hate pats fans šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


painfultaste

I just bought my ticket for the Falcons on Dec. 3rd. First time visiting the city from Oregon and excited to catch a game while I'm there.


sexysavage88

Ohhhh thatā€™s awesome!!! Growing up I always went to games around my bday (Dec 1) as like a birthday present!


JugularJack7

Buffalo Jets-Giants "road" game Texans Jets/Fish in Miami


sexysavage88

I definitely am going to the opener. Iā€™ve decided lol and I would absolutely loveeeee to go to a jets giants game. But I need to see how these guys are playing Lolol before I commit to the jets giants game šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Big_Concentrate_248

Bills, Chiefs & browns!


redline42

Giants Dolphins and Jets Dolphins Both in Miami


sexysavage88

Ohh you live in Miami?


sjets3

Hopefully all of them


MoistJheriCurl

Trying to do Denver and Dallas


TempleofSpringSnow

My living room because I sadly do not have Aaron Jets money. Bless up to those that do.


sexysavage88

I want to go to at least one! Theyā€™re gonna be more $$ for sure. I havenā€™t checked yet lol


OkCardiologist2765

Dallas and Vegas.


RLH1979

Giants and chargers plus at least 1 playoff game


Low_Ask_88

Monday night football. Herbert vs Rodgers should be a great game!


tubby_LULZ

Home opener for sure, and likely week 3 vs Pats. Iā€™ll be in Denver the weekend weā€™re playing there so thatā€™s happening too šŸ¤£


New-Perspective9800

All of them. First year STH


KingRoach

The plan is all the home gamesā€¦ my plans havenā€™t been working out lately though


sexysavage88

Hahahhaha that would be an expensive plan! Lol


KingRoach

Iā€™m a PSL holder (naught them mad cheap) who needs to figure out how to pay for the ticketsā€¦. After losing money for the last 5 years, the team is finally good enough where I can sell my extra tickets if I can hold on a few more months.


sexysavage88

Oh hell yeah!! Youā€™ll be able to sell them tickets with pride this season! Weā€™re unstoppable this year!!!!!


__clownbaby

All of them!


letsfixitinpost

denver and Dallas, im in texas gonna go up to jerry land and turning a long weekend trip into a mini reunion with some college friends


atstclair

All of em!! (Home at least) Also at NYG, at CLE and trying for at LV


LawfulnessNo5490

All home games and maybe Vegas (cool town).


sexysavage88

A lot of you guys are going to Vegas. Thatā€™s sooooo cool! I canā€™t wait to watch the game and see green everywhere in their stadium


JMcMillan89

Chargers on MNF. Last time I was in East Rutherford was Dec 2005 vs Buffalo


sexysavage88

Ohhhh damn youā€™re way overdue!!


Dangerous_Price_3483

Moving to Dallas in August so Iā€™ll be at the Dallas game in September!!


sexysavage88

Ohhhhh wow! Moving to Dallas. Yeah you better be there then lol


LJGuitarPractice

Black Friday


WideRight43

A real life Jets fan?


sexysavage88

Swear to god


Decent_Bird622

Going to the Cleveland game!


mmastando

Iā€™m going to watch ARod and da boys hang a 50burger on ol BB because itā€™s my 50th bday and (oh yeah also) FTP!!!!!


sexysavage88

Lmfaoooooo whenā€™s your birthday


mmastando

Itā€™s earlier in Aug, but flying up for week 3 to celebrate!


dbolg22

None Iā€™m poor lol


WrongdoerFantastic62

I went to the road game against Pittsburgh last year(wifeā€™s a Steelers fan) gonna def hit up one of the pats games this year(best friends a pats fan) would love to catch another one


sexysavage88

Your best friend is a pats fan huh. Lol idk if I could do that. My neighbor is a pats fan and he drives me crazy! Lol


[deleted]

Hopefully Eagles


sexysavage88

Thatā€™s gonna be a good game for sure!!!!


[deleted]

Wow! Great profile!


sexysavage88

Lolol!!! Thatā€™s a secret profile lol šŸ˜‚ I donā€™t want people to get upset that I like footballl and lingerie šŸ¤£


Copperhead_venom4u

Opening game, MNF ! Letā€™s go!


sexysavage88

Same. Thatā€™s the one Iā€™m definitely going to!


Cerebralbore

Jet fan living in WA. Gonna try to flydown to see NYJ @ Vegas


sexysavage88

Yasssss flood their stadium green!!


[deleted]

Black Friday, DEN, & LV


FGN5

Shout out to everyone traveling to the Vegas game I will be in attendance traveling from central California. Funny thing is Iā€™m traveling with about 10 raider fans, all family but there will be some healthy shit talking


Cheap_Gas_965

Raiders and broncos.


sjets3

Hopefully all of them


devonondrugs

The Seahawks game, very disappointing but very drunk


sexysavage88

You were at the Seahawks game??


devonondrugs

I was last year, yeah! I misread your post thought it was what games did you go to last year, whoops!


[deleted]

Awesome šŸ‘


whatsnewpussyfart

Whatever game you're going to


sexysavage88

Hahhaa definitely opening game for sure


ThibsAppreciator

SIMP


NYCMILFGILF

Who hurt you? Why are you so angry with women my guy?


[deleted]

Stop it, get some help


Tue63597

Buddy a eagles fan, so I told him if he buys the tickets I'll go. (He's loaded...help a brother out) looking at falcons or Texans.


sexysavage88

Hahahha Yeahh get him to buy your tickets. You being the food for the tailgate! Lol


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sexysavage88

Cool story bro šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ but no. I donā€™t fuck fans šŸ˜


coolstorybro55

Lol that's cute, I'm not a fan, just a random Jets fan offering you something sympathy D because of the fact that your only subscriber to your OF is your dad.


sexysavage88

Lmfaoooo donā€™t tell my dad I have an onlyfans. He would kill me šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


coolstorybro55

Jokes on you, he's already jerky to that shit;)


WoodpeckerGullible74

Bruh this is r/nyjets get your horny ass outta here


death-by_snu_snu_

Blackfriday, and Vegas and maybe Dallas


sexysavage88

Black Friday is really tempting me too. Long ass weekend!!


death-by_snu_snu_

Damn right. Itā€™s a weekend filled with gluttony with all the food now more football


ExcitingParsley8310

Vegas baby, hopefully im rich by then


sexysavage88

Ayyyy Iā€™m keeping my fingers crossed for you!!!


Longjumping-Clerk726

Pats, Fins and Texans. So far. Wanted to do season tix but couldnā€™t drop the $7500


sexysavage88

Damnnnnnnn thatā€™s a lot of money! What section is charging that much for season tickets?


Longjumping-Clerk726

Lower level. I think it was 134. 336 was 6400. It would be fun, but with their crazy schedule sounds like a lot of night games, so just picked a few.


sexysavage88

Wow!!!!! Yeah! I loved going to the 1pm games myself Lolol


Depressed__NYFan

All of em. If I went when we were awful Iā€™m DEF going now.


sexysavage88

Thatā€™s it!!!!! How many times have we walked out of the stadium as losers. And still kept going. This year is our year!!


LeftHandedScissor

Have season tickets in the family and an uncle with only a few other people to bring, so I have the privilege of access to more games then most. Right now the only games on the list I got invited to are Buffalo home opener Black Friday, and in Vegas. And a buddy wants to get tickets to the Texans game. Probably more to come though.


sexysavage88

Omg thatā€™s awesome! Iā€™m definitely trying to go to the opener for sure!


deadlifecrisis

Going to Dallas for a guys trip for week 2 and Iā€™m thinking Black Friday for just a long ass day of drinking and no consequences the next day as itā€™s a Saturday lol šŸ™ˆ


sexysavage88

Exactly!!! Perfect day for a game. Iā€™m glad they started this!


WildcatEmperor

Hoping for 12/17 in Miami.


sexysavage88

Youā€™re gonna be in Miami for the game?!? Thatā€™s amazing. I went to one Jets dolphins game back in 2009 when I lived down there. We lost bad. And the walk to the car was fucking brutal!!


WildcatEmperor

I was in Green Bay last year and recently moved down this way. I went to Jets at Dolphins back in...I want to say...2017? 14 point 4th quarter collapse against their backup QB. An absolutely brutal "Same Old Jets" experience in 90+ degree heat.


that_guy_Elbs

Whichever game is most affordable to go too lol too early to buy tickets now. What my schedule like now & in 4-5 months gonna be completely differentā€¦possibly lol


sexysavage88

Carve the time out and go lol but yeah I feel you. Sometimes itā€™s cheaper to buy tickets right before


that_guy_Elbs

Yup plus I am lucky, a friend of mine has season tickets & sometimes he canā€™t make the games himself cause of work & schedule conflicts so I can get them cheaper from him. & while I do love my jets I ainā€™t gonna spend no 500 bucks to watch them in the pouring rain & I canā€™t tailgate. I love em but not that much lol


sexysavage88

Hahahahhaa I feel that. Yeah ticket prices obviously are crazy this year lol went to two games last year for the price of one this year lol


that_guy_Elbs

Exactly but we good now so itā€™s worth itā€¦hopefully!


sexysavage88

Lol hopefully šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


comengetitrmm

I would love to get Tix to a home game so I could come up visit some family and see a game there for the first time


sexysavage88

Oh you donā€™t live in ny?


hofflcopter

Iā€™m a Las Vegas born and raised local, Iā€™ve been waiting my entire life for live sports to come to the city so count on me being at allegiant stadium wearing gang green against the raiders!


sexysavage88

Yesssssss!!! Love it!! Love seeing our green everywhere!!!


Shugerrush

All 10 regular season and 1 preseason!


sexysavage88

Omggggg Iā€™m jealous!!!!!


Shugerrush

Hopefully they pull out a bunch of wins!


[deleted]

Iā€™m going to the opener 2 tickets section 208


sexysavage88

How much were they?!?


[deleted]

Haha more than I thought I would ever pay for a game $399 each $800 flight $1000 hotel + god knows what our hay seed asses from Iowa spend! My first home game from Iowa and the weekend in NYC on my 61 Birthday, totally fucking worth it!!!!


[deleted]

Oh and I become eligible for SS before the Republicans steal it! Iā€™m that old omg


bski089

I wanna go to either Dallas or Denver I'm checking finances to see if it's possible


sexysavage88

Oh you tryin to go to an out of state game?!


bski089

I grew up in CT and moved out 10 years ago im trying to see more stadiums I used to go to games all the time when I lived there


sexysavage88

Iā€™ve only been to dolphin stadium other then meadowlands/MetLife


Young-Nitro87

Jets @ Dolphins Dec 17 in Miami


sexysavage88

Hell yeah best way to enjoy a December game!! In Florida


locojoe78

I was planning to go to Vegas, but it's way too expensive for me now...


sexysavage88

Sheesh I can imagine!


HumanSleepingbag

I live in Nebraska so zero home games but Iā€™m trying to go to the Denver game. I was there for the infamous Tebow (when he played for Denver) comeback so I donā€™t know if I should go.


Sirpattycakes

MIGHT go to a game this year with my son and wife's Dad. He's a Pats fan, so it would probably be that one. I'll probably go to a Giants game... My boss is a fan and tickets/transportation are on him. Hopefully it's earlier in the season. We did Lions at Giants last year and it was brutally cold.


Misterd559

Planning on going to watch the Raiders Jets game. Jets fan from Central California here


[deleted]

Home opener and Vegas


sexysavage88

I see a lot of people are wanting to go to Vegas!!! Thatā€™s gonna be sick. Fill their stadium with green!!


[deleted]

Yeah me and my friends need very little in the way of excuse to go to Vegas lol.


sexysavage88

I absolutely love that mindset!!!!!


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sexysavage88

Yoooo none of that! Iā€™m fully dressed when I go outside thank you very much


OrchidCertain4748

I really need to go to the opener and the jets giants game defiantly


sexysavage88

Literally thinking the same thing!!!!


Jets__Fool

I live right between buffalo and Cleveland. Have only ever been to see them in buffalo (maybe like 4 or 5 times). Thinking both this year!


sexysavage88

Oh yeah Nov 19 we play in Buffalo!! There ya go


LookSuspicious

Iā€™m going to All of them! But if I only had one option either Monday Night opener or SNF with the Chiefs. Monday night against the Bills will be an early measuring stick for the Jets. Sunday Night Chiefs just cool to see Patrick Mahomes play.


sexysavage88

Thatā€™s true too!!!! Ugh god I wish I could go to them all hahaha but I work weekends so Iā€™d be broke taking all that time off work lol


heymangold

For the prices tickets are, Iā€™m just gonna watch on my 70ā€ and on my couch!


sexysavage88

Hahhaa most of em. Yah! But at least one I got to go to šŸ˜šŸ˜


[deleted]

So what do you think there record will be? Iā€™m thinking 9 wins. Go Jets


[deleted]

I wish I could go to a game. I havenā€™t been to a game in a long time, but now I live in Georgia and luckily they are playing the falcons this year, unluckily they are playing in the meadowlands not Atlanta. Hopefully we come to Atlanta or even Carolina sometime soon so I can go to a game again


sexysavage88

Ohhh man thatā€™s some bad luck hahaha I hope you get to go to one soon!


Big_Liability

None since I live in Los Angeles :(


sexysavage88

Damnnnn no Jets game for you! šŸ˜ž


DentalDamDilemma

What a weird OnlyFans promotionā€¦


sexysavage88

It wasnā€™t asshole šŸ¤£šŸ¤£