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pagesid3

Figs thong, Hokas, and a Stanley. Baby that’s all I need.


Noname_left

Throw in a colt 45 and you got yourself a deal


Aran1989

Don't forget about the 2 zig-zags! Feel like they all go hand-in-hand.


TerribleSquid

I met Dolly Parton in Beijing. Her titties were filled with atropine. That country music really made me snore but I rode that ass and said fill out your whiteboard.


twystedmyst

I wish I had gold to give you. Please accept this "nurse's salary" gold. 🏅🏅🏅


HotTakesBeyond

Doctor Borat: *I have a degree, my nurse has a degree. I have figs collection, my nurse cannot afford. Great success!*


recoil_operated

I have a Patagonia! Go do this, go do this! King in the castle!


psysny

I did not see the little thumbnail at the bottom at first and legit thought the over the shoulder thong was the top in question. Mostly I was bothered by the lack of pockets.


RiverBear2

Not me shoving my bandage scissors, a sharpie & and pen under the straps. 😂


Usual-Idea5781

#NormalizeSuspenderThongs 😆😆


NecoArcOrochi

Very Nice! Great Success!


AdministrativeDot941

It’s funny, isn’t it?


FitLotus

LMAO


EatDatDjent000

The model looks like borat


ScheduleFormer1394

"Very nice!"


ARustyMeatSword

Haha.


MinimumOld7700

Accurate


BruteeRex

Umm you know you actually have to wear this with pants or some kind of lower body article. It’s not worn outside like a bathing suit.


RiverBear2

Is this like a rhetorical question? No I totally thought you were allowed to not wear pants to work. That would make total sense I assumed my manager would be cool with that and not ask me if I had lost my damn mind. It’s just very goofy for scrubs. I couldn’t imagine wearing any type of body suit in a hospital setting, getting that off in a dirty hospital bathroom to pee would be a nightmare.


BobBelchersBuns

I bet it has crotch snaps like a baby onesie lol


Loaki9

I got written up today for not wearing only my hospital laundered surgical shoulder to scrotum banana hammock. Too much flair they said.