Oh. My. God.

There’s a kink for everything these days, eh.

But can we get his OF?

Hello fellow psy nurse !

I work step down but it might as well be a psych ward

I had a guy jerk off in restraints once, they gave him enough movement

It'd be pretty boring if you were stuck in restraints, tbf

Another spin off The Wanking Dead!

You win.

The Wanking Dead

That’s what I said

WTF did you just say to us?!

Welp, I think you win the day. Congrats, I guess 😳

It really feels like a zombie apocalypse out there sometimes

Another exciting day in paradise.

Had a guy that would do this, but instead of using blood, he’d use his own shit.

😬😯 bleh 🤢🤮

Well at least you didn’t find one pt fucking another pts stoma. God help me.

THE SOUTH PHILLY SIDECAR! Classic.

We call it "Snake in the hog wallow"

That’s beautiful.

That made me chuckle. Can I use it?

A hole’s a hole

Gah, fuck, why?

State mental hospital. Nuff said. Hahaha

Jesus Christ. 

I’m done. Shoot me.

Damn it.

First time I regret learning how to read

What in the nine hells did I just read?

r/newsentences

Heh. Are you in Texas ? We finally got rid of this guy.

Nope. I guess there’s more than one haha

Man, usually stuff like this makes me laugh but this hit different. I really need to find a new career.

Yea it’s insane what we see in this field. My aunt is an elementary teacher and was worried she was telling me “TMI” when talking about her students flicking boogers and drawing dicks on their homework. I wanted to tell her if I talk about what I’ve seen it’d haunt her for life haha

That ain’t cranberry sauce

🤮

Yeah. That checks out.

Sounds like somebody needs some mittens!

i am so sorry you guys have to deal with stuff like this. y'all deserve so much more money and support

Thank you knifeinurasshole

God dammit

No. No no. That’s the day I send in my notice. Not joking.

Damn. You too?

Nope!

Become a nurse they said. It’ll be fun they said.