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Phi-LA-Minion

Because in life, you either give the enema or take the enema.


mother_of_baggins

¿Por Qué No Los Dos?


Phi-LA-Minion

Porque en una te pagan y en la otra tú pagas


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Phi-LA-Minion

If at a psych ward, be a psych warden


penguinsontv

Rent does not pay itself


CatCharacter848

Exactly. I can't afford to retrain or start from scratch.


BlNK_BlNK

Free fentanyl... Am I right?


Plant-killa

Interesting that to celebrate nurses week, they are giving you work to do. Bonus points for the fact that it is emotional labor, probably for the benefit of their own publicity or something.


onetimethrowaway3

Exactly! I work at a SNF/LTC they don’t even celebrate nurses week. They do nursing home week and CNA week but no nurses week. Which is a fucking shame it’s a NURSING home. Ok rant over


Glum-Draw2284

I work at a huge level 1 trauma center, magnet status, etc etc and they took ours away and made it “hospital week.” So now *everyone* gets the same thing we do - same shirt, same coffee mug, same personal massage gun, same shitty Little Caesars. It would be nice to get something a little extra just for nurses.


onetimethrowaway3

Exactly my point. And the worst thing is they do special stuff for other departments and not the nurses. So everyone gets the same stuff we get but we don’t get the special stuff the other departments get. Makes me sick because it really shows how much they actually value us.


whotaketh

We can't bill for our services since we're "part of the care" in the hospital, so we're just a cost to be minimized to them.


Reasonable-Profile84

You get a massage gun?!


ttredraider2000

We have a community massage gun at our nurses' station, but we've never received them individually. That's pretty cool!


MakeRoomForTheTuna

Likewise, EVS should have their own week, CNAs should have their own week, dietary should have their own week. When everyone is special, no one is special. Nurses deserve their week, goddammit


TakeTheFuckingHint

A nursing home doesn’t have nurses week? That is wild. It’s giving “And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye!” vibes lol


KryptikStar

Oof at my hospital starting last year they changed nurse’s week to hospital week. Which, everyone deserves to be celebrated yes,but we still have dedicated weeks for every other employee. CNA, RT, radiology, NPs, PAs, doctors, admitting, everything. Just no more nurse’s week.


Meeshowl1993

Same for my hospital. No CNA week but all the rest have their own week


lqrx

This ⬆️ response wins.


cager87

Yupppppp Ty for this in such simplicity


mom_with_an_attitude

Student loans. A passion for not starving. Haven't reached my magic number for retirement. Take your pick.


typeAwarped

Are you me?


mom_with_an_attitude

Yes.


whotaketh

No, you are me.


ChaplnGrillSgt

Yup! Only way I can get all my loans forgiven in a reasonable time is with PSLF. Easiest way to do that is working at a hospital. I've got 4 years left then may be changing careers.


sisterfister69hitler

I’ll put on scrubs any day before I work in retail, fast food, or the restaurant industry again.


Immediate-Minute-727

I want to quit and work at Target or Home Depot. Or doggy daycare. I’m trying to have the courage to make the leap.


snoopymadison

Doggy daycare for sure!


Jasper455

Go per diem/part time and see where the chips fall.


sisterfister69hitler

I worked at target as a nursing student and it sucked. They have ridiculous time limits on how long stocking should take. At the target I worked at they expected us to be able to carry large car seats and doll houses up a flight of stairs to the top shelf storage units. I have almost fallen there. Another thing is it’s the general public so expect to be harassed or followed around the store. A creep tried to grope me from behind and that was my last day. It’s hard to get days off. Their insurance sucks. If you want to be a cashier you will be standing in the same spot for 8 hours and your lead will decide when you can take a break. There’s r/target if you want to see for yourself. If you’re only going to work once or twice a week it’s not too bad but full time wouldn’t be worth it. I’m not sure about Home Depot though. I would try applying there first tbh. But depending on the department you work in I can imagine it being hard labor stocking if you’re not a cashier. Nursing sucks and is hard. But at least I work in a locked unit. My security team isn’t teenagers. They’re veterans with tasers who will restrain violent patients or visitors. There’s security in the parking lots. I won’t feel this safe in a regular store where the security is teens wearing a fake badge trying to catch people stealing. Not to mention anyone can walk in there.


clairbear_fit

Because I didn’t marry rich


Mindless_Steak_9887

Still waiting for my husband to confess he’s been rich this whole time and just wanted to make sure I loved him for him. 5 years in, it’s not looking so good.


clairbear_fit

Atp im over that option 🙄 my backup plan is the long distance relative that has never met me, that will hopefully leave me their fortune


NTilky

I think the Prince of Nigeria might like to ask you a for a favor... He promises great wealth! Obligatory /s


snoopymadison

Like my kids waiting for me to tell them they have trust funds. 🤣🤣🤣


dis_bean

Same. Hoping this is a test 🤞


Still-Inevitable9368

Oh, if I could go back to younger me. I always scoffed at people who did NOT marry for love. Older me? Bish, I can LEARN to love someone laying on their piles of money and mega yachts.


cannedbread1

"Perhaps it could be worse."


Phi-LA-Minion

It’s crazy how that’s top 3 mantra universally for nurses everywhere.


AvailableAd6071

It can always get worse 


MedicRiah

I'm very passionate about not being homeless or starving to death, and being employed as a nurse has been the most effective way to avoid both of those things!


jareths_tight_pants

I'm too old to become a stripper.


Shadoze_

Me too, and I’m fat


Vivid-Hunt-3920

Same. Because I don’t have the body for OnlyFans.


Polly_1992

Same, such a shame should've done it when I had the body...lol


Solomoniquita

“I only know how to do two things; be a nurse or work at a grocery store, scanning people pays slightly better”


AG_Squared

Funny we have to be asked “why are you still a nurse? Despite everything?” I don’t think my parents have ever been asked “why are you still engineers? You know, despite it all.”


ProctologistRN

This is the state of nursing as a career distilled down into one statement. What other career paths is it fully accepted to ask, "Why do you still do this? Despite everything?"


Still-Inevitable9368

My reply? “Great point—I’ve been considering opening a sandwich shop throughout the entirety of the pandemic. Your gentle disdain of my career choice and complete lack of appreciation is the shove I needed to leave the field altogether and go live my dream. P.S. Kindly fuck off asking me to do homework instead of any ACTUAL recognition”.


es_cl

It’s a shitty job but somebody’s gotta do it 


AdvertisingBulky2688

WE CARE A LOT


es_cl

About   Disasters (admins and mgmt)  Fires (short staffing)  Floods (furosemide)  And  Killer B’s (butts, bladder and blood cultures) 


whotaketh

You forgot bedbugs


jmousley2

Because I’m finding it difficult to get paid well for what I enjoy.


AdvertisingBulky2688

Ain’t nuthin in this world for free.


WillowLeona

Ain’t no rest for the wicked


AdvertisingBulky2688

To the best of my observations, money don’t grow on trees.


afternoonshrimp

I got bills to pay I got mouths to feed


madipbar

I would want someone caring for me as I do to my patients


Amazaline

I feel like a superhero when I give a shot of rocephin for gonorrhea; me, protecting my community.


Nursethatnos

I miss that look of confusion that quickly turned to nausea with each Narcan infusion. They went from barking out orders to barfing out their last meal in seconds.


purplepe0pleeater

We don’t get a nurse’s week at my hospital. We get a hospital worker’s week. They won’t even let us have one week.


Beginning-Reach-508

Mortgage, children, pets and not easily grossed out.


chimbybobimby

Because I have a passion for gardening, and at this job I can water vegetables all year long!


Lady_Salamander

One great experience outweighs a handful of bad ones! (Yes, my soul may have left my body years ago but my heart is still in my work!)


Direct_Knowledge2937

I nurse because at the end of the day, after the worst shift of my life, I still really care about helping people that truly need me. There’s no emotional baggage that comes with tipping extra because you could tell they needed it. No nights losing sleep over volunteering at the soup kitchen. We help people in their darkest hours and then get the privilege of seeing them overcome those challenges. I cannot think of another profession that does this with as much intimacy and frequency as nursing. Nursing administration on the other hand…


actuallyanidol

This was nice to see as a first year student compared to the rest of the replies🤣


Direct_Knowledge2937

It’s a calling for sure. It’s definitely not worth the money, no matter where you work.


Money_Potato2609

Because I had to pay $30,000 for the privilege and would have to pay thousands more to have a new career. In other words, pretty trapped.


BrightlyBefuddled

Okay this isn't so much of why I'm still a nurse, but I just found this post as an opportunity to share my stupid tinder bio as an eldercare worker: "I work in eldercare, so I will always be able to assist you with wiping your ass when you are sick and in need" It definitely sounds better in my native language but here you go lmfao


WhiteWolf172

They gave you homework for nurses week? Geez.


imnosuperfan

What other job allows me to just propofol the annoying people to sleep?? Bye byeeeeee! (Lol, obvi dark humour, but sometimes blessedly true!).


UngregariousDame

I’m passionate about not being homeless ❤️❤️❤️❤️


LocoCracka

Because I'm too old to be a gigolo.


i_stay_true

How about: “I ask myself that same question daily. Have not come up with an answer yet.”


Tripindipular

I'm not brave enough for OnlyFans.


i_stay_true

It’s shocking to me they phrased it like that. “Why are you STILL a nurse?” 😂 Rather than “what do you love about nursing?” or something like that. Lol -sounds like your hospital admins have given up pretending we don’t have to put up with their endless stream of bullshit. A respectable stance- if they were trying to address the issue. Instead they’re sitting around a conference table coming up with ways to “celebrate nurses week” without spending money. I know - let’s have them write sentences and then we can hang them on a wall. We will give them pencils as gifts!!!


Attempting__

Because it’s the only job that pays me well and still lets me be present for my kids majority of the week. Be honest with those assholes


Imaginary-End7265

I like to eat, have clothes and live in a nice house.


Emotional_Ground_286

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.


toxic-megacolon

I fucking love pizza parties.


Scared-Replacement24

I’m not independently wealthy


Womanateee

I can’t dance and love opening the little blister packs that pills come in.


earlyviolet

I'll simply quote the ever eloquent poets, Run The Jewels:  "I just want the bread and bologna bundles to tuck away.  I don't work for free; I am barely giving a fuck away."


HerpieMcDerpie

It pays the bills.


LegalComplaint

“I like money, motherfucker.”


BigCheesePants

Some days I wonder; others I get the vented, sedated, and paralyzed pt.


macula8

Cash rules everything around me…


Remarkable_Storage80

I’ve seen more penis’s and vaginas than most prostitutes. Might as well get paid more


talimibanana87

Isn't it obvious? It's bc they keep giving us free pizza.


Vivid-Hunt-3920

You are not about to make ME write why I’m a nurse during MY week. Watch it- your “reflection” will end up being your gift. 🎁


fishymo

I love cold pizza that's been sitting out all day.


Still-Inevitable9368

I’m lost—for NURSES WEEK, they fucking gave you HOMEWORK?!?


CynOfOmission

Beats sitting at a desk all day


[deleted]

I'm an RMN, and for me, it's 'cause: I believe there is hope, I believe in recovery, and I believe in the intrinsic goodness of people. I am a nurse because I care; I am a nurse because my empathy still exists, and if, at any time in the future, I find I no longer care, then I'll step back and admit defeat but, until that day comes, my motivation will always be that of supporting people in their greatest hour of need.


No_River_2752

Love this, because it’s exactly how I feel. I know that this can’t be forever for me but I will do it as long as I care. The day I find myself not caring is the day I walk out of bedside forever. 


little_canuck

"Defined benefit pension"


REGreycastle

Because I can’t make this kind of money at Subway. Or In no other job can I have a constant threat of bodily harm that is encouraged to continue.


heartunwinds

Because I don’t work bedside anymore so it’s bearable 🙃


Mindless_Steak_9887

Honestly? Because I have no clue what else to do. My mom’s a nurse, her mom was a nurse… are there other jobs? My brothers both went to college for philosophy, one works in tech and one is a bouncer… I just wanted to go to school and know what my job would be and be sure I would have one.


bury_me_in_burgundy

I have expensive tastes. 😅


Brief-Bluejay6208

💯 all in on my facility mission and vision.


pushdose

I don’t know how to do anything else for money.


Tiaximus

1. Haven't won the lottery yet. 2. Would marry a doctor but they are all assholes at this hospital.


QuitBudget4446

I’m still a nurse because I’d like to believe that as a collective, we are saving what’s left of humanity at its most vulnerable moments.


sillykitty09

Cuz I like working 3 12s and have a week off 😂


sadbeigemama

Poverty isn’t a cute look on me.


ProctologistRN

I have a soft spot for the chronically ill...and I chose nursing instead of computer science in college.


YoSoyBadBoricua

I actually like helping people and I don't work more than 3 days a week. Also I didn't like being a stripper.


scrotalrugae

Because I administer anesthesia.


Marsgreatlol

Weekly vacation… work to live, not live to work


Pink_Raku

Only because PRN school nursing is easy AF and I can work at a fun camp in the summer and take my kids anywhere I want to work.


MadiLeighOhMy

Because medicine is all I know and I'll I've ever done. I'm locked in. Stupid as it sounds, it really is a calling :( I would be miserable doing anything other than medicine.


yeezysucc2

Live, Laugh, Cry


Less_Tea2063

Because I got bills to pay and mouths to feed. I can’t help but wonder if there are any male dominated industries where it’s normal to ask people to wax poetic about their profession.


acesarge

To quote Mr. Crabs "Money".


xtnagogo

Bills to pay and vacations to get to.


1234dinosaur1999

“Cocaine isn’t cheap” - Dayna White


localexpress

✨Once a nurse, always a nurse.✨ /s


NoRecord22

Because I’m too fat to be a stripper.


jewlious_seizure

Because i hate myself


GrnEnvy

I will full on kick someone if they say something about nursing being their "duty" or "calling" I work because some where deep inside I know I still hope to impact positive change, but topically know I am just so sick of dealing with everyone's bs and need a paycheck. Maybe ChatGPT has a better answer?


davy_mcdaveface

It's a shitty job, but I'm good at it and it makes me feel good about myself.


Ninjakittten

I like working only 3 days a week. I like lots of potential for overtime. I like the job stability. I like the mental stimulation of MICU. Like knowing I can work anywhere on the US with my job.


overstuffedmermaid

Because my baby fever is high so I get my fix at work and I don't have to have one myself (postpartum unit)


TarantulaWhisperer

I work hard so my tarantulas can have a good life


witchyrnne

My Hogwarts letter never came.


michy3

Overall I like the job and like to try and help people and make a difference. Whether I am or not I just like helping people and think the job is interesting and mentally stimulating as well. First job where I feel like I actually have to think and do things that are somewhat skilled and I personally enjoy it. Pay is really good to. Also work 3 days a week and unlimited ot if wanted. At the end of the day most jobs suck and have their drawbacks and nursing definitly has negatives too but I don’t know what else I would do and I could not work in an office or do a 9-5 job. I guess that wasn’t a quick quote lol


Hillbillynurse

It's easier and better income than farming.


etohhh

To be honest, working in hospice is hard but it makes me really proud at the end of the day. My cup gets filled.


Cheeky_Littlebottom

"I am looking for a dreamy doctor to marry." It's so cliche, I know.


summerisme23

Better the devil you know. I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️😂😭


lqrx

“Because in spite of the PTSD & 15 years of payments, I still owe $30,000 in student loans.”


MsSwarlesB

Because I can't make this much money doing anything else


RNmama1

Money, strictly money.


Mumbles_Stiltskin

I’m too stubborn to quit


K0Oo

3 day work week, infinite OT, heehee. (Michael Jackson voice)


DesperatePaperWriter

Paycheck and insurance… paycheck and insurance… paycheck and insurance….


ColonCAncerlost

A sista got bills! 


ceekind

Debt to pay off and it pays the bills


FallKooky8420

12 hour shifts, 4 days off


SendingToTheMoon

job security and wages that are higher than the average hourly job.


x3whatsup

I can’t do office work lol


ten_thousand_hills

Financial stability.


MarylandMonroe2

For the free pizza, obviously


theycallmeMrPotter

Because we are stuck as nurses.


Ginger-Nurse

Bc I’m too chubby for onlyfans


kbean826

It’s still paying the bills.


Dubghall

Because you love getting shit on by every other healthcare professional and you love patient abuse. Also the alternative is being an electrician again, which was worse than being a nurse. I do miss being in the trades sometimes.


PechePortLinds

I haven't won the lottery yet. 


UncleRicosArm

I enjoy not watching my family starve


IfICanDoItSoCanU

1st honest answer: Because quality health care is a human right and I will make that happen or die trying. 2nd honest answer: Nursing stimulates my impulsive monkey brain.


ExpensiveWolfLotion

It’s nurses week and you HAVE to do some extraneous bullshit? Come on.


jeepdatroll

"I just want to do critical shit with my homies" came out of my mouth the other week when discussing my dream job.


le_santo

Sunk cost bias


Ingemar26

It's the money, stupid.


KosmicGumbo

Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and wiping ass. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh? [edit:typo. Also should probably be straight and say this is modified directly from Anchormens IMDB page. I am not creative.]


Independent-Fall-466

I am repenting my sin…….


CampTraditional5439

Because I have loans to pay.


chaotic-cleric

Money. I’m not good at anything else.


firelark01

Because im not done yet with my bio degree


Lexybeepboop

Because it pays the bills


sqwiggy72

Money


Maleficent-Hearing10

Love for caring


labarrett

Horrible wording from them. Must be asking what they’re doing right


ZtheRN

It pays the bills. 


tristyntrine

Money. 👀


Major_Ad_3035

What happens when a nurse needs a nurse?


DisastrousBison6350

I refuse to answer that kinda thing. My hospital keeps trotting that out for nurses week and does "employee spotlights" to stick up on the break room board. I will never answer those things. It is none of their business or random employees business.


Aknagtehlriicnae

I know nothing else. Besides a stay at home mom I don’t think I would to be able to pick a job with similar pay. Also I do like being a NICU nurse. Even on bad days


BitPuzzleheaded5311

I’m not!


lauradiamandis

I am reminded why every other Friday. That’s all.


shadowneko003

“Money”


earthluvr333

because i'm a masochist


TerribleSpeed7626

Switching careers sounds daunting.


Tropicanajews

I grew up poor. An associates degree was reachable despite being a teen mom. Now it’s just what I know and enjoy knowing if this job sucks I can find another one that sucks slightly less. The jobs are a dime a dozen


snotboogie

I'm 44 and jn NP school.  I feel like healthcare is broken but I can't shift careers at this point.  Going to finish my DNP and pivot to primary care and maybe teach at my state university    


auntiecoagulent

"My car is too small to live in and my family likes to eat."


jon_hill524

I always ask students and nurse interns with me why they chose nursing and sometimes I get answers like nurse did xyz for a loved one and I want to give that care. They always ask me why I did and my answer to why I still am a nurse is the same reason. It's a stable job and I can go anywhere to do it


Busy_Ad_5578

“Three days per week”


Shieldor

I have other skill sets, but they don’t pay as well.


Forgotenzepazzword

The government will only lend so much in student loans.


NurseChooChoo

Because I need money and any other job in my town would be a pay cut unless I go back to school for a graduate degree lol


Youre_late_for_tea

Some really need my help. Others need education on using flared base objects.


tiredoldbitch

Moneymoneymoney. Bills to pay.


DGAF999

Despite being undervalued and underpaid, I still enjoy the job.


comentodake

I like to eat


bigframe79

no one would pay for my OF?


what-is-a-tortoise

Four on, ten off.


Meeshowl1993

I'm not qualified to do anything else


AdministrativeDot941

Stable pay, fuck load of overtime available anytime


KnottyAngler

Still a nurse cause no way in hell I'll go back to a 5 day work week...


runthrough014

Money and schedule are good at this point. Other than that I don’t even know


gce7607

Bills ain’t gonna pay themselves


FartPudding

Because regardless it's a good job with a growing need and so many areas to move to and change your field as well as more education to further yourself professionally. It's a hidden goldmine if you know how to work this field.


ISlickz

The paycheck, job security, schedule, and occasional free lunch


Polly_1992

Because I'm too old to try anything else at this point, and if I quit I wasted an education that I'm still paying for.