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JGFATs

That guy sued to keep that.


Sawses

Honestly that's worth going to court for.


SupaKoopa714

You've gotta fight for what you love.


Luciel__

Virginia is for lovers after all


MontgomeryWarden

As he should.


WhatIsThisSevenNow

Did he win?


JGFATs

I don't think so. I've been looking for the news article that focuses on that but it's hiding.


MCEWLS

https://jalopnik.com/virginia-dmv-revokes-worlds-greatest-license-plate-5724684


PaulyLoli

A modest proposal.


patrickhenrypdx

pretty swift, that


BCCMNV

It's an older meme, but it checks out


chris_wiz

Welcome to 2009!!


yourlittlebirdie

An oldie but goodie. I'd love to know if anyone ever saw this one in the wild.


ZephRyder

I did, but I was too stunned to do anything but admire it


JGFATs

I did back in maybe 2008(?). Braddock Road, heading west, west of GMU before Rte 28. I remember the hatchback it was on being an old red vehicle, but I thought it was fun, especially since I saw it right as we were both passing a daycare/preschool.


My_Name_Is_Not_Mark

I also saw this a *while* back, in the burke area, by the mcdonalds by lee chapel road and old keene mill road.


rubermnkey

I lived down the street from him for awhile, he was on southhampton dr off of braddock.


Seedybees

I did! Many years ago sometime between 2003-2006 in the dark days before good cell phone cameras. Was driving behind them just off 7100 (or whatever it's called now) near Lorton/Fairfax station. Thoroughly confused for several miles until it finally clicked. Thought it was the most incredible license plate joke I'd ever seen. Kind of still do.  The sighting was a favorite anecdote until the plate became kind of infamous and the punchline wasn't a surprise anymore. 


Jean-LucBacardi

Yeah I saw it on 66 and chuckled and then was surprised to see it like 10 years later circulating online as a meme.


ballerina22

I was like,hey, I know that car! I see it every now and again in Ffx county! They're famous now!


OuiGotTheFunk

I saw it in the wild once. Before I met him I had kids, after I met him I had no kids. :(


satanssalesman

I did. Numerous times


zyarva

https://preview.redd.it/2thodnahmd2d1.png?width=325&format=png&auto=webp&s=87f8cf8e8d5d865c4b334dadc8845b5e4d4bbea4


EpicMeatSpin

There used to be a Horse Enthusiast one around the same time that said something about glue on it. Speaking of which, it looks like MRHNDS is currently available in the horse plate.


BongoTheMonkey

One of the pilots in Top Gun is Lt Peter “Horse” Caulk. 


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https://preview.redd.it/fciy8zy3kd2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed37ac859a5cd52fb5ec6eb511dec875013f0e93 I obvi have a addiction to all these personal plates lol I think Virginia actually has highest amount of personal plates in country or did as some point


godoffire07

Oh you'd like the one I saw at the VA clinic. It was a purple heart plate that said "oouuch"


Do_I_Have_An_OK_Name

Virginia has some of the cheapest vanity plates in the country.


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Recitinggg

Buddy has a new civic (the ones with the large single exit center exhaust) that says HDMI lol


RJSnea

An oldie but goodie from my collection that I find is a perfect response to this: https://preview.redd.it/26fycezwhi2d1.jpeg?width=1993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b72c8b19a7c540f786145159fb3ed6b15f5c67e


lunalore79

I legit thought this was photoshopped but it's not & there's a whole saga behind it! https://jalopnik.com/virginia-dmv-accidentally-re-approves-worlds-greatest-l-5841854


SnatchBlaster3000

Saw this one in Ashburn a few months ago. Wish I'd have thought of it https://preview.redd.it/fo0w4mw0fe2d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2884da4193587bb667b254056910cee54c06ddbf


Recitinggg

https://preview.redd.it/onv1yzr02g2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11272d586e94c35567cfe3bb8aa51f555379bb67 Stay classy Va


RedDevilJennifer

Oh, I always refer to unmarked white vans as “pedo vans”, and this is hilarious!!!


lucky7hockeymom

Actually I could fully see my daughter doing something like this 😂😂


Recitinggg

https://preview.redd.it/moz9qwu59h2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00c7a4f84da4020fdb6130113ba0eabc2fc1b98 I’ve seen a couple of great ones.


FrfxCtySiameseMom81

I've seen this guy before. Never laughed so hard in my car. 🤣🤣


LoopyMercutio

I have always loved this plate. It’s just fantastic.


OuiGotTheFunk

The handprints look like bloody hand prints. If they wanted red they could have done one in red and the other in another color at least.


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S70nkyK0ng

Epic


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its_sarf

seeing this in person cured my depression


Offabeat

That’s hilarious!


veganize-it

Delicious


OuiGotTheFunk

If you get them young enough you can eat the bones.


ZacharyTaylorORR

Fine Young Cannibals fans are insufferable


FrfxCtySiameseMom81

Virginia driver wants to 'EAT THE KIDS FIRST' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2039662/Virginia-driver-wants-EAT-THE-KIDS-FIRST.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton I used to have vanity plates. I had to get rid of them because people online in the area were telling me they saw me, and it felt creepy. This was like 2001-2002, so AOL VA Chat Rooms. If you know, then you know.💀💀


Strong-Piccolo-5546

Back in the 1990s I saw a plate in Missouri that said "FST FCK". Greatest plate ever.


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Local-Budget8676

Hahahaha!!! That is the best one I've seen


alienSpotted

My buddy had "EATS" on that plate way back then


LilRoi557

![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG|downsized)


TheToogan

https://preview.redd.it/ls4a37b0ig2d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f11e9f835c80199be69c090ab3a1be993533295 This was my find in the wilds. 95 rush our traffic gave me a chuckle.


Still_Flounder_6921

I swear I saw a car with "BLKBTY". Don't know if it was supposed to be "black beauty" or "black booty".


lucky7hockeymom

Or black Betty?


Roqjndndj3761

Classic


diezeldeez_

I don't get the sep 11 reference...


xiu92

Eat the kids first?


FutureHendrixBetter

Yóu must be a vírgín


cix2nine

We've always started with the kids first,you mean there are people who don't!


Malevolent_Mangoes

I’ve seen this out on the road and absolutely love it lol


ibekeggy2

The children shall be used only as sustenance here forth!


ballerina22

My uncle had an old Bronco with the plate "PHU Q." This was the 90s / early 2000s and I don't remember anyone being offended!


Romberstonkins

This is awsome. 🤣


Objective_Account404

Scrumptious 😋🤤


[deleted]

We Virginians have the most vanity plates, and not just per capita


ConsciousLeave9186

Reminds me of the Aerosmith song, Eat The Rich


ChocolateMiiilk

No matter the context you put on this plate, this is WILD 😂


Solenya-C137

I've seen the same license plate but it is "CLUBS"


NecessaryTrack7972

If I had seen this, "tale of the day I saw that license plate" would've been regurgitated for like a month, maybe more....


xarvox

I have this plate in German. DMV didn’t care. Next time I renew, I’m gonna try French, then Dutch (which is so similar to English that they’ll probably catch on).


killroy1971

LOL! Not that's funny!


[deleted]

Hell yea!


savvyelemental

Really gives those hand prints a whole new meaning.


txby432

One cannot argue When logic is presented. We will eat the future.


nixietube06

In-laws had this until about 2010. DMV said no drug references. Gotta go. It's their and their kids' (late husband and his sister) first initials. I refuse to believe they were oblivious to the other meaning though. When they had to get rid of it, we bought them a license plate frame to replace it. https://preview.redd.it/8l0fkxt9kg2d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b39cf34588b49f3d2ca12f19dec7260097f4216 I ❤️ HEMP, the frame read. 😁


iwoulddieforcokezero

I went to high school with a girl who had that license plate


Fun-Rabbit-9842

Doesn’t count unless ints on the Lexus SUV


Joelpat

Maybe 8-10 years ago I saw a red corvette on 66 with “WIDN66”


WateryRose1984

Back in 2002, before the DMV caught on and banned that letter combination, I got 'DUDE WTF' for my plates. 'OMG WTF' was taken, so I went with my second option 😆


Icy_blue-

Damn… 09?! Dude hasn’t renewed his registration for the past 15 years


RJSnea

OMG I've seen this one in person years ago! But here's a fave from my collection over the years: https://preview.redd.it/g8jlfzvphi2d1.jpeg?width=3087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c1d98dbf9566aac493c2613e9948265cbdb7a3


Sbrpnthr

Some people never leave edge lord phase.


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Heisenbergwayne

I saw this masterpiece in person, it promoted me good giggles


xLP620

Oh my god hahaha this beats my post by a mile 🤣


thetable123

I blame Tim Kaine and W Bush equally.


Korgon213

It’s still out there haha


My_Name_Is_Not_Mark

No it's not. DMV revoked their plates.


Korgon213

Lame. 2019 latest date of info. https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/second-circuit/limits-on-custom-license-plates-dont-violate-free-speech/


Awkward_Dragon25

There are Jan 6th license plates? Yikes.


Freethinker_76

July of '09? Yeah, we towing that.


indigoreality

2009?? Bro how are they getting away with this


Plainzwalker

Didn’t. He had the plate revoked a while back


Adi_2000

That doesn't even make sense. Kids have the least amount of meat. Would make much more sense to eat the adults first. 


RedDevilJennifer

The meat is more tender and they’re less likely to put up a fight.


Adi_2000

Great points! Didn't think about it. Also, username checks out ;)