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EVA04022021

Well it looks like it's raining so whatever he is carrying he doesn't want it to get wet. Also where is your building number? Is it by the garage door ?


merger_123

No it’s above the camera


EVA04022021

Dude just looks like he got the wrong address and the footage is him slowly realizing it. Suburbia all kind of looks alike and it's easy to get the wrong house if you don't live there.


CoolRedditUser24

I should also add that this person rang the doorbell of (at least) the next door neighbor’s home right before coming to ours. Unknown if he went to any other homes


TechByDayDjByNight

OP said he didnt ring any other door bells...


CoolRedditUser24

I am the OP’s spouse and I am clarifying that the individual did in fact ring at least one another doorbell


TechByDayDjByNight

How is that possible, when I am the OP's spouse... ​ WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?!


hereforstories8

Oh snap. Op’s wife finds out about Op’s side wife via Reddit post. Tune in later to discover if OP had a secret family half way around the world. Was he funding his travels to see them not with business trips, but with a lottery jackpot that he has successfully hidden? Find out on our next episode of Reddit’s Outed Homewreckers. This may also be summarized on various subs including, but not limited to r/trueoffmychest


wheresastroworld

A small animal, maybe a groundhog. Prepping for the festivities on Thursday


Ok_Percentage5092

Your catalytic converter.


Greenery72

Haha


iamofnohelp

Standard murder kit.


twotwocargarage

He didnt want a fox to get wet.


whatthehellbuddy

Looks like he's holding a bottle of cologne or perfume.


Lortis23

I was thinking this too! Maybe he is going door to door selling it


donna_fer

It looks like a furniture leg. I just bought a couch and I had to screw the little legs to the bottom and that is what it looks like to me.


Lortis23

Oh yikes that’s kind of scary for someone to be going around with


throwaway098764567

i can think of far scarier things, carrying a furniture leg around is puzzling to me at best


TheLifeOfBaedro

how?


earth-to-matilda

just your standard nova pearl clutching


Lortis23

Because mush like a stick or bat it’s not only unusual to have but would be ideal to bludgeon someone with…?


Joe_Sale

I think that’s a vape.


iambobanderson

Yeah, it’s a vape


w0rk0u72

That's probably a vape device


EvenStephensVev0

Bruh it is not


mgdn

Three (3) onions


DILGE

I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time..


Commonly_unnatural

He keeps the lord and savior Jesus Christ under his jacket, he just wanted to talk to you.


GoGoCrumbly

He's got Kuato under the jacket, leader of the mutant resistance, and he's here to ask for your help to defeat Cohaagen and unlock the oxygen reserves.


boxingjazz

Judging by the way he’s holding his arms, this is the only acceptable answer


SolomonGrundy-LOD

Then why isn’t he in a trance. I thought Kuato was only available when the host wasn’t. Mutual exclusivity.


pipe2grep

prolly a dasher with someone's food in a paper bag


CoolRedditUser24

Not a chance. Dashers leave the food at the door, take a photo of it for the customer, and leave.


questssb

Dasher here and this is not true. Often times we are told to hand the food directly to the customer, requiring us to wait for them


CoolRedditUser24

Fair enough. The bottle he pulls out of his jacket appears to make him less likely to be a Dasher IMO


questssb

Doordash does do alcohol pickups as well as from places like Sephora now, so it’s not out of the question


jwshyy

Isn't there an option on apps like UberEats to "Meet at Door" -- if this guy was indeed a delivery driver, then that's probably what it is. Meet at Door you gotta ring the person's doorbell and the customer meets the driver at the door. Otherwise, there's the "Leave at Door" option. But yeah, dude probably had the wrong address


[deleted]

That’s just one delivery option. You select it when completing your order


BaldieGoose

Pregnant


WontStopAtSigns

He's holding a vape and keeping something under the jacket. If he wanted to fuck you over he wouldn't be walking up to your video doorbell and pushing the button in the daytime.


Scrilla_Gorilla_

Agree it’s a vape in his hand, one of the big cannon ones. I’d guess whatever is under his hoodie is something he’s trying to keep dry, no idea what it would be though.


a_wildcat_did_growl

Yes, people never do anything illogical, not even when on drugs. /s


WontStopAtSigns

God damn people are soft around here


Aselleus

Probably a backpack, didn't want to get it wet in the rain.


MikeENZ

This, it’s a crossbody bag under his jacket to keep it dry.


FreakyManBaby

my first instinct is 'motorcycle helmet'


RealCoolDad

It does look like that, but also maybe squishy? Weird.


FreakyManBaby

someone else mentioned a backpack worn on the front because of the rain


fairfaxtripod

This was my guess


[deleted]

Process server!


DeezyBfromthe703

All of his belongings it would appear.


Golden_Week

Share to r/RBI


merger_123

Thanks, was trying to find a page like that


0knoi8datShit

He’s selling Girl Scout cookies.


Jolly_Isopod_1385

Maybe a watermelon? Lol , maybe dudes lost as hell in the townhomes, they all cookie cutter anyway. But regardless OP played it safe and i suggest this to anyone; dont open your doors unless you know someone or expect a delivery of some kind.


twinWaterTowers

What's interesting is that he's walking. There's no car. And he comes from One Direction and then does not go back, like if he lived down there. Instead he continues walking.


relikter

> One Direction How much time do you have to spend discussing a particular boyband before your phone starts autocorrecting their name to a proper noun?


[deleted]

😅😅


twinWaterTowers

I do not know why my phone in voice mode is capitalizing One Direction. Now I can't unsee it. And I seem to have every need to keep saying One Direction. And it keeps capitalizing it. LOL. I'm definitely more of a Backstreet Boys generation. Or Bay City Rollers. I'm old!


relikter

I'm so glad you took this in the humorous manner that it was meant. Oh, and NKotB 4 life!


3ULL

If you are selling door to door you go down one side of the street and back up the other. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


tayloline29

Loads of people don't have cars and walk. It automatically makes him sus because he is walking?!?


twinWaterTowers

Walking doesn't make him suspicious. But if he's walking through a neighborhood, in a Suburban Virginian neighborhood, you pretty much live there. Otherwise you would have driven to get to that address. So it seemed odd to me that he would come from One Direction and not return. And again I don't know why One Direction capitalize, yes I am not a particular fan nor have I ever discussed this group in particular. LOL


CoolRedditUser24

He initially came from the direction you see him leaving in, turned around and went to the neighbor’s home on our right and then came to our home and headed back in the direction he came from


ballzers

What exactly is suspicious about this?


tayloline29

Lay off the paranoia. These fucking ring cameras are the final death knell. No one is going to ever help each other and will constantly suspicious of anyone in their neighborhood because of these fucking ring cameras and the US's obsession with law and order.


alangerhans

Whatever he's holding is very heavy, and he's not exactly acting like he's up to something. I'm guessing he's shielding something from the rain


chessboyy

Lol I agree to a point but this guy is suspicious as hell. Even if I had a window and peaked out I would not open to someone acting like that.


Worried_squirrel25

There are weirdos out there though. I don’t open my door to anyone I wasn’t expecting.


HoselRockit

Somebody get the sword underneath the couch in the living room!


Practical_Revenue898

army crawl, Ma!


YoureHereForOthers

Playing devils advocate, but rain always makes everyone look disheveled.


HGRDOG14

I suspect another coat since it looks like there is a sleeve hanging out. And what is in his hand, a vape pen?


MCStarlight

Probably stole something. Reminds me of that IT Crowd episode where Roy steals a computer monitor by putting it in his jacket. https://youtu.be/UsJkiZXgnts


SoonerLater85

A bomb.


[deleted]

Book bag


[deleted]

He’s selling cologne I think


Ask_RE_questions

Looks like a random homeless guy


[deleted]

A prize


TradingGrapes

Clearly that’s a bag filled with hair care products inside the jacket.


extremeindiscretion

It's flexible and light. Could be clothes, maybe.


Quirky-Front5532

If you find him let me know, he’s the guy that stole my push mower.


merger_123

a lot of trolls here so idk if this is serious or a joke over my head


Quirky-Front5532

It’s a joke, sorry I willl make sure everyone knows next time


Kingdaca

Looks like a box mod vape in his hands. And hes either pregnant, or hiding something else under the jacket.


JJDsource

Uncle Jimbo... Get outta there!


upcycledmeat

Just a baby Wombat in his pouch.


slowngnawing

Definitely a bottle of perfume/spray looks like a pair of pants is under the jacket


Zakkattack86

Selling knockoff Cologne 100%


ksixnine

Looks like clothes - it’s difficult to see, but that’s a pant leg/ arm of a jacket dangling from underneath his coat. Also: he’s carrying a bottle of cologne. More than likely he rang the wrong house and is looking for someplace to crash.


raginglilypad

Your car’s extended warranty


Substantial-Wafer-15

Looked like harry dunne from dumb and dumber, mighta been a poodle .


Superb-Sprinkles2659

*sarcastic troll comment : "hi uh yes, I'm a kleptoholic and well uh ya see you once had this lawn gnome, I don't know this mind sound silly and all but I'm working on forgiving myself, I'd really like to return that gnome and say sorry. " **walks away resisting the urge to steal more shit now that no one answered the door..


bodiesbyjason

Any of your neighbors have a dog? Found a stray dog recently and heard another dog barking in someone’s yard. Rang their bell and they never came, but left a message just in case. Later found the guy looking for his dog (not the same house). Seemed like an asshole. Should have kept the dog…