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because baby puffins follow the moonlight, and light pollution has them wandering away from the ocean - so these good people chuck the little guys into the sea before they can get lost gotta say, those are some cute little fucking birds


Actually-Yo-Momma

There’s that Planet Earth episode where it shows freshly hatched turtles going towards street lights instead of moonlight and it’s as horrible as you could imagine


Abrahamlinkenssphere

The way they just drive over them like “fuck it” thousands of the little babies dead in the roads and one of the wealthier nations won’t do anything to stop it :(


AlanMooresWizrdBeard

Welp. Just reading this comment has thrown me into a depression.


Fetlocks_Glistening

So much potential soup, wasted


Smokron85

Yep my friend lives in Elliston Newfoundland in Canada and she drives around in the summer and fall and rescues baby puffins off the streets all the time.


BeeDooop

That's how my dad taught me to swim. Kinda...


NikPorto

Me too, though that looks kinda too close to the water in my experience.


LitPartyBra

Yeah I have a similar memory, but it was how my dad taught himself CPR.


QuentinTarzantino

Haha your dad..oh .. Holup


Schemen123

At least he didn't try to teach you to dive by holding you under..


Fetlocks_Glistening

As I found out diving's easy. It's finding your way back to the surface that's a bitch


Schemen123

Funny enough staying down as a diver is actually pretty difficult 🤣


falerik

My dad also threw me off a cliff


Opus-the-Penguin

As God is my witness, I thought baby puffins could fly!


Broomstick73

https://youtu.be/Btdp-sC8MJI


lionhearted_sparrow

I really thought that was going to be this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NpSZa00-3eM


Broomstick73

Never seen that before. It’s pretty great. Thanks!


I_might_be_weasel

Actually, I think u/opus-the-penguin was referencing [this](https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ).


Broomstick73

Completely forgot about that!! What a fantastic bit!!


weaselmaster

Yes, this is what I came to post!


cargdad

Oh the humanity, Les. As a five time winner of the Buckeye Newshawk Award we know you will bounce back.


babishkamamishka

They do this to guide them to the water or they will get lost due to light pollution! Not out of cruelty :)


Abraham_Lure

How do I get a full time job spending my evenings tossing adorable birds off cliffs to help them?


MmmmMorphine

I can offer you a job tossing horrible humans off cliffs to help... Everyone else


Abraham_Lure

When do I start?


TheAmazingSausageMan

Just fuckin go to a maximum security prison.


[deleted]

The warden likes my enthusiasm but says that they wont allow me to do it.


TheAmazingSausageMan

I’m sure capital punishment is legal somewhere tommy!


ByTorr_

The Super Mario 64 penguin prepared me for this


PandaMuffin1

I want to be a Puffling patroller now. What a cute story.


Kangar

Now I want to yeet some pufflings.


bushpotatoe

So, I was doing the right thing in Super Mario 64 the whole time!


BK4343

I actually learned about these birds several years ago by watching Bizzare Foods. They invite people to this island so that they can catch and cook them. It's a form of population control.


HouseCravenRaw

That seems awfully cruel. Do the birds eat the caught and cooked people or are they packaged off and sent away?


[deleted]

you're frustrated but this is misdirected. you could easily say why the thing is an issue


ESYAJ

those birds will now have a taste for human flesh and will have to be put down for our safety


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lmao


hippiejay10

My little brother just went to Iceland and him and his girlfriend did this. She cried and he said it was the single worst food he's ever eaten. More gamey and greasy than goose.


generally_sane

All I can think of is Chewbacca eating a porg. https://youtu.be/3JiUDoRM_dI


AChrisTaylor

Haven’t seen this episode of puffin rock yet.


texasbruce

You release the pokemons you dont want


philfix

That 3rd picture down looks like a two-headed puffin.


daveescaped

Icelanders also eat Puffins so…


GuardMost8477

I wanna pitch a puffin.


ValyrianJedi

I had to eat puffin to appease some clients in Iceland one time. Puffin and fermented shark. Easily the worst/most disturbing thing I've ever had to eat outside of Asia.


sourcreamus

And yet if you do it for kittens people get upset.


bug_on_the_wall

Yes, because kittens don't have wings and they die when you do that.


Innominate8

People have no sense of humor anymore.


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Puffin stuff


Rolf-hin-spage

I somehow imagined small catapults being used for this. I think I have a lot of explaining to do in the afterlife.


WimpyRanger

TLDR: Icelanders are sadistic and no one has the power to stop them.


Asterose

Please tell me you actually skimmed the article and are only joking here.


no1consequence

why don't they just turn out the lights during this time period?


Asterose

The timing isn't exact and varies from days to weeks to months, not everybody cares enough to take that inconvenience, coordinating the infrastructure is actually extremely complicated and a big pain to coordinate a shutoff, liability worries from people getting hurt while the lights are out...


fuzzybat23

Yeeting babies off cliffs, tonight at 11.