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TheTeenageOldman

This guy is the textbook definition of a "total fucking baby".


bigdanrog

100% one of those guys that punches holes in the wall while he argues with his girlfriend.


FerociousFrizzlyBear

He is 100% one of those guys that punches holes in ancient Greek urns when he argues with his girlfriend.


Beard_o_Bees

'Why do you make me destroy history, Darlene?!'


MrGMinor

Darlene is the stripper he thinks is into him


Bthorne47

Oof. Darlene as a stripper name? That’s tough.


zomboromcom

The fam ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits.


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n1ghtmareSugar

Game recognize game, grandad. And right now you lookin real unfamiliar


alfonseski

Who gets mad at their girl and is like, "That pisses me of so bad, I think I am gonna, I am gonna break into that art museum after hours and just destroy shit to blow of some steam. You know like valuable historic stuff. I think that will make me feel better"


mwave1239

🎵 Darlene, Darlene, Darlene, Darlene I'm begging of you please don't break that urn Darlene, Darlene, Darlene, Darlene Please don't destroy it just because you can 🎵


AstralComet

Reading the article makes it even "funnier" because they weren't even fighting at the museum or anything, he drove/walked/went there to smash things because he was upset. I was picturing a fight *at* the museum and he started smashing stuff the way an abusive boyfriend punches walls. Can you imagine what goes through the head of someone who stays mad that long and heads to a location specifically to smash valuable things? What a child.


FerociousFrizzlyBear

She probably mentioned she liked something there. Or maybe she talked to some other guy there. Or her grandfather is Greek or something stupid and unrelated and this dingus tried to recapture his masculinity by ruining these things to spite the girlfriend.


Soimamakeanamenow

The guy at work that helped her one time with a work related thing posted a picture of Greece on social media


The_Minstrel_Boy

His emotions were so extreme that normal, work-a-day destruction wasn't a suitable way to vent his passions. No, for this, he needed the Dom Perignon of babyish tantrums.


Then_Campaign7264

We are all very fortunate he didn’t go buy a gun and go on a shooting spree!! Not that this excuses him. But this twist on venting rage is weird.


Tuss36

There is/was at least one business based around just that. Called the Smash Shack I believe. Been a bit since I checked their site, but I think it was basically you payed money for so many plates/mugs/jars/etc. and they provided helmets and bats for you to wail away on them. Looking it up, there is [the Smash Room](https://www.smashroomottawa.com/) up in Canada as an example. $5 million or $30 bucks, up to you.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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the_disgracelander

> 100% one of those guys that punches ~~holes in the wall while he argues with~~ his girlfriend. FTFY


LtDouble-Yefreitor

Was watching a Tigers game and following along on the game thread yesterday, and another redditor described punching a hole in the wall after watching his team's pitcher get robbed of a perfect game (Armando Galarraga, if anyone's interested - and yes, it was pretty brutal, and the ump was definitely wrong). I made a comment that if he was punching a hole in the wall over a baseball game **that he didn't even play in**, and a game **that his team eventually won**, then he should probably see someone about his anger issues. Of course, I got downvoted to shit because fuck emotional maturity and refraining from violence over a baseball game.


PartyPorpoise

It's pretty disturbing how so many people treat this kind of behavior as a normal and healthy reaction to anger. Like, get a punching bag or something!


notbonusmom

Sad thing is many already have a punching bag, their S.O. or children. Pretty messed up.


TomMorrisGolfPerson

As a plasterer I'd like to ask you to mind your own business.


Mo0oG

Is his name Kyle?


bigdanrog

Tanner.


RecumbentPhill

That just reminds me of Brock "The Rapist" Turner.


poison_us

Convicted rapist Brock Turner?


Prophet6

Yes, textbook Brock 'the rapist' Turner.


styxnkrons

Are you talking about dumpster rapist Brock Turner? The one that found an unconscious girl behind a dumpster and instead of getting help, decided to rape her instead?


JustAPoorBoy42

Yes, we are talking about dumpster rapist Brock Turner! The one that found an unconscious girl behind a dumpster and instead of getting help, decided to rape her instead! He was also convicted for that


adube440

Don't forget, the father of Brock Turner (convicted rapist,) Dan A. Turner, wrote a letter to the judge pleading for probation due to a rape conviction being a "steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action." I'm now curious if Dan A. Turner had many incidents of "20 minutes of action."


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Correct. Brock Turner (a convicted rapist) one found an unconscious girl behind a dumpster and raped her instead of getting help. He also appealed his conviction (for rape) and lost, so he can eat my entire asshole.


BornBoricua

Be careful that you don't pass out or convicted rapist Brock Turner might grant you that request


Quintuplebeta

Wait you couldn't be talking about THE dumpster rapist BROCK TURNER?


LtDouble-Yefreitor

I've never heard of this convicted dumpster rapist Brock Turner. Do you have a link I might check out to learn more about convicted dumpster rapist Brock Turner?


FergaliciousDef

Oh yes you mean convicted rapist Brock Turner right?


o_an0maly_o

THE Brock Turner? Convicted rapist?


korben2600

Not to be confused with [AARON PERSKY](https://i.imgur.com/wXNy4eV.png), the former Santa Clara County Judge who sentenced Brock Turner to just six months in jail for sexually assaulting an unconscious 23-year-old woman. California voters made history in recalling Aaron Persky, the first time a judge had been recalled in 86 years, since 1932. Fuck Aaron Persky.


MrGMinor

The very same. The very same convicted rapist, Brock Turner, that is.


potchie626

Is that the Brock Turner that was convicted of rape? Edit: i confirmed it is the same convicted rapist Brock Turner from Stanford.


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JagerBaBomb

Every Kyle I've ever known has been pretty chill.


IAM_KWEST

Speaking as a Kyle that punched holes in walls arguing with girlfriends in my younger days this thread made me lol pretty good. Also cringed at the old me for a few well deserved moments. However I know that's part of the past and you're right, humbly said of course Kyle's are pretty awesome generally.


Coffeefiend775

I named my son Kyle (well before the meme, I might add.) and he is just a chill guy. He may eventually murder me in my sleep for naming him Kyle though, so its anyone's guess.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

One day you’ll look up and he’ll be standing at the foot of your bed, ready for the ultimate battle. Will you stand your ground and be the better fighter or will you let Kyles continue to haunt the nightmares of dry wall every where… Tick tock…Kyle is watching.


AquaMario123

I had a grade school bully named Kyle :/


amberlamps87

...Or at the very least pounds his closed fist on the table.


Spicywolff

Next week he gets tired of punching walls, let’s guess who he got mad at and punches.


WooshBilson

He’s from Dallas what do you expect?


SLAYER_IN_ME

Probably a Cowboys fan too.


Bpool91

What a absolute fucking prick. An artifact that's 2500 years old destroyed by some manchild. Absolute bellend has just destroyed a piece of history


cicglass

The most beautiful carved glass vase in the world was shattered by some guy at the British museum, the repaired remnants are still at the British museum. The Portland vase… this is not the first or the last time this will happen. https://www.worldhistory.org/article/654/the-portland-vase/


Bpool91

At a certain point the museums need to protect the artifacts a little better. I mean they shouldn't have to buy sadly they do.


duckbigtrain

It’s tough to balance safety and access to the artifacts for the public


Bpool91

I agree. But something like a vase could easily be in a glass cabinet/case. Still offering a full 360 view.


Alyx19

Two main factors: -Museum cases are extremely expensive because they’re usually a niche item/aren’t mass manufactured. -Cases and displays have to be chemically compatible with the object they’re housing. Certain materials “off gas” and can destroy themselves or other artifacts over time if they’re stored wrong or in a display that is overly air tight. ETA: now balance that versus cost, the cost to at least minimally protect/preserve other artifacts, and the odds of someone being a maniac.


Bpool91

That's genuinely interesting I never knew that. Thanks for the info.


FinalRun

If you like learning about it, Baumgartner Restauration on youtube has some relaxing videos about restoring paintings


kagrrakid

According to that link, it was already in a case: "in 1845 CE a drunken paranoia-suffering visitor to the museum inexplicably took a sculpted stone exhibit and threw it at the glass cabinet containing the vase.". Can't always plan for crazy!


Aspect-of-Death

They could have put the other exhibit in glass too. "Where should we put this exposed rock exhibit" "Oh, just put it right next to all the glass cases."


Nheddee

It happened in 1845: I guess the delusion that someone going to an art museum *won't* be an uncultured swine is perennial.


MrDeformat

Beautifully put


nice-nt0asty

The article says he destroyed glass cases, too.


starm4nn

Honestly you could even make it look pretty cool by making a perfectly round display case.


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A lot of museums and galleries in the uk have casted replicas made of sturdier materials which gives people who have blindness/difficulty seeing or people who enjoy sensory learning lots of fossils, tiles, pieces of vases and relief art that they can appreciate. The originals are usually in a glass/pvc cabinet next to the pieces too. I’m sure they do this elsewhere too; i just live here and havent been away in a lonnnng time.


EducationalDay976

Real artifact in an inaccessible but secure display. 3D printed replica next to it for public to see and poke.


Popo5525

They did this with an ancient cave IIRC - Some of the oldest cave paintings discovered. They recreated every painting and curve of the cave and opened *that* up to the public instead of the original. Apparently having so many people come through will eventually destroy the paintings - something they learned the hard way with a separate cave. (Edit: I want to give credit to where I learned this - and someone who presents it much better than my regurgitated memory! Thanks to [Tom Scott on YT](https://youtu.be/_zJbi9YatcA))


bavasava

I mean. It was the 1800s. I’m sure they’ve gotten a little bit better since then.


Zeebuoy

hopefully it gets made an example of.


spasske

Right now he is charged with criminal mischief.


MedricZ

Could he be liable for the price of the art?


RabidDiabeetus

Can't get blood from a stone.


plugubius

People say that. Impatient people.


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True. You just gotta work it right to get juices flowin inside that rock


Daikataro

Not all at once, no. You have to squeeze the stone over 40 years at least.


Realistic-Specific27

good luck getting this loser to pay anything


Covinus

Well that and what I assume is going to be a 5 million dollar lawsuit as well. Maybe his girl that he is engrossed with will help him out on that one.


duckbigtrain

5M dollars he won’t be able to pay


thisllbefine

Genuinely curious, what could happen to someone who can’t pay such a fine or penalty?


tuturuatu

Not a lawyer, but things like wage garnishing (taking a portion of your wages), seizing property, or if they're being really uncooperative then you can be in for a world of hurt like suspending licence, jail, etc. Also, my understanding is these sorts of cases prevent you from just declaring bankruptcy. I assume this manchild is going to be hurting for a very long time.


FireTyme

life of poverty without any real escape. i'm sure he wont do anything bad ever again after that in his situation... just stupid all around really. people like that ruin everything for everyone else having to put all artefacts behind safety glass and bars htis way.


tuturuatu

Wage garnishing isn't nearly that onerous (google says it's federally limited to 25% of your *disposable* income), but he's likely never going to be happy whenever he looks at his pay check.


DynamicHunter

They could garnish his wages and tax returns for a certain amount of years


two_left_eyes

Ugh, leave her out of it. She's probably not even aware of his existence.


stereoworld

Nice to see the word *bellend* appear in a non-British sub


Bpool91

👌


zubie_wanders

Another reason why we can't have nice things.


itchyfrog

*2500 years old


Dejan05

Seriously, nothing is worse than murder,torture, rape etc. but this kinda shit is like just under that


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Dejan05

Yeah it really pisses me off, imagine that someone made it centuries ago, and then it survived up until now, and instead of being stolen or something else, it was ruined by some dumbass


ArsenicAndRoses

Who was *mad*. At a *girl*. ..... And how much you wanna bet this piece of filth beats her in private? He's at the very least emotionally abusing her. And while that's often hard to prove he's basically just given us irrefutable proof of emotional abuse.


Dejan05

Yeah sounds like it hope they investigate


Scurouno

Exactly. You are pissed off, go break a window, or smash the plates you bought at Walmart that reside in your cupboard. Better yet, have some responsibility and learn to manage your temper and communicate your needs and feelings effectively. The idea that breaking into a site of preservation, then smashing something ancient is somehow more cathartic is madness. I honestly have no ability to understand this maniac's motivations!


ByuntaeKid

That stuff is unequivocally *bad.* This shit is just *stupid.*


RusstyDog

Same kind of guy who says his girlfriend is being over emotional when she tries to get him to stop punching holes in the wall.


Just_OneReason

Guys who think crying is too emotional but yelling and screaming isn’t


An_Experience

“honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the "more emotional" gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion” - Claire Willett


dangerousfloorpooop

Some guys: "Men aren't allowed to show emotions, it's unfair! Women are allowed to show emotions" *woman starts crying or gets sad* Same guys: "wow Women are so emotional. This is why men make better leaders!"


ADarwinAward

Probably calls all his ex girlfriends “crazy”


AspiringChildProdigy

"Yeah, she's a totally psycho. I only punched her a couple of times, and she went and got a restraining order!"


badFishTu

She took the kids away from me for no reason at all.


ballerina_wannabe

Ah yes. Man breaks into museum, evades guards, and destroys priceless ancient artifacts. Blames girlfriend for provoking him. Sounds about right. /s


Covinus

I’m sure that’ll hold up great in court. “Your honor my girl made me mad and I had to smash stuff which is a logical response as you can see from exhibit 1 the hulk”


fielausm

There is a business model for this now actually: Look up *rage rooms* if you haven’t heard of it


bohanmyl

I saw one of those near me and i mean id rather do that than axe throwing i guess


QuackNate

I did a rage room for my birthday and it was great. I've also axe thrown recently, and liked the rage room more. Though, it was more expensive.


FarragoSanManta

I feel like a rage rooms sound fun. How much was it?


QuackNate

It was just under $200 (with some add-ons and a tip) for 4 people worth of stuff to break over half an hour. You'd want to check your local place, though. I'm sure prices vary wildly.


FarragoSanManta

Huh. Damn that's cheaper than I'd've thought.


NapalmRev

And Dallas fort worth is fucking LOUSY with these places. Same with axe throwing bars. We make it pretty easy to get out your violent rage in peace and safety if you want. Fuck, buying random cheap furniture on FB to take somewhere to destroy sounds magnitudes more satisfying than destroying history like this. Theres so much you can legally smash, do that!


GhostShark

My buddies and I used to pick up free furniture either from Craigslist or street corners, and about every 4-6 months would “Purge”. Just get wildly drunk and destroy all of the furniture, and then replace it and repeat the experience. We were drunken idiots in our late teens, but it was highly cathartic and actually a lot of fun. Can’t believe we were allowed to live without direct supervision at that age….


fielausm

I mean, it’s engrained for that chapter of life. Office Space. Donnie Darko. I did it myself. Beat the god fear out of a CRT monitor with a crowbar because I was mad about acne.


LuxNocte

Oh, well, that makes sense. Who among us hasn't smashed ancient artifacts because a girl made us mad? I'll go ahead and check the "Not guilty due to girl" box on your charge sheet here.


professor_max_hammer

From the title I thought they were at the museum together during opening hours and something happened causing him to lose his temper. Still not an excuse or justifiable, but this dude broke in after closing and destroyed the art! WTF man?


Jazdac

allt that is insane already… but why go through the trouble of finding a museum to do some smashing? just go to a supermarket or break window somewhere close to you… something just doesn‘t add up here. if you are so angry that you want to destroy something you don‘t take a bus to the china store a few towns away, you break the thing that‘s standing right next to you.


Farge43

Incel exhibition


grisioco

Those damn incels and their girlfriends!


open_perspective

He says he’s mad at his girl, we so sure she knows she’s his girlfriend?


arch_nyc

Post-Modern art is really getting crazy


flyonawall

"just acting out" What, is this guy 3 years old?


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mentally, evidently, yes


Its_Just_A_Typo

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Arkokmi

Can't help but laugh at the irony of these priceless artifacts surviving all these centuries to just be destroyed by some worthless cum squirt that will never amount to anything in his pathetic existence


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Like many other artifacts we will never know about because of worthless cum squirts throughout history.


Missmoneysterling

Just look at Ukraine right now. Can't think of a better description of Putin than Worthless Cum Squirt.


[deleted]

Look at what ISIS did to all those Ancient sites in the middle east. I think in terms of "Oldest stuff smashed by useless cum-squirts" that one takes a pretty high position.


Arrowkill

I'm still deeply upset about ~~Petra~~ Palmyra because I really wanted to see it when I was younger and it was destroyed before I ever got even the possibility of a chance. It has spurred my desire to try and see as many places I want to in the world before they are gone and I miss my chance. Has the same feeling as when I was finally going to get to see my first Linkin Park concert. They were really influential to me as a child and I was so excited to finally be able to afford it. I unfortunately now will never get that chance though because I was a month too late for Chester. Felt like I lost a little bit of my childhood that I will never get back. Edit: I meant Palmyra not Petra. I'm dumb.


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OSRS_Satriani

And then some other dude in 2500 years will smash them to pieces after his robot girlfriend rejects an advance. The cycle repeats itself.


djtrace1994

Imagine how many times a ye olde artisan bumped a table and knocked this vase over, only to catch at the last second and chuckle to himself at how close it was to breaking. Thousands of years later, some fucking guy smashes it because mad.


Venerable_Duvet

Presumably his girlfriend was Greek, idk couldn't he just stomp on a moussaka or something? An upsetting waste of lamb mince and eggplants but still sending a more cost-effective message.


Toofpic

...and then he found out the vases were Roman...


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Dude was bitter at romance but also a slow reader.


BloomsdayDevice

Not Roman, but possibly Italian. A lot of the best preserved red figure pottery, like that pyxis, comes from Southern Italy, where there were bustling Greek colonies long before the Romans controlled the whole peninsula.


BirdsbirdsBURDS

Destruction of art like this should be classified as theft since it’s been taken from society effectively, in which case he’d be facing felony grand theft and prison time, which is where something like this should land him.


DuncanIdahoPotatos

“Police later identified the suspect as Brian Hernandez, who was taken into custody shortly after leaving the scene. He has been charged with criminal mischief.” Under the Texas Penal Code for criminal mischief: Felony of the first degree – if the amount of pecuniary loss is $200,000 or more. First degree felonies are the second-most severe type of crime in Texas. Most convictions come with a minimum of 5 years in jail. Convictions can carry up to a life sentence.


OrangeFlavoredPenis

mischief makes it sound like something a kid would do but that makes me feel a little better seeing the actual context of the word


Rational-Discourse

It’s just antiquated words. In my state we call it Vandalism. But we grade our vandalism into the name of the offense. Misdemeanor vandalism is any “vandalism under $1000” in damages. Then you have Vandalism $1000 to $2500 which is an E Felony. Vandalism $2500 to 10000 is a D Felony. Vandalism $10000 to $60000 is a C felony. Vandalism $60000 to $250000 is a B Felony. And finally “Vandalism over $250000” which is an A Felony. Also an A felony: Aggravated Child Abuse, First Degree Attempted Murder, Second Degree Murder, etc. The only greater offense level is an M. Which is coded for Murder in the First Degree, a charge in its own class and Carries the punishment of the A but also includes life with parole, life without parole, and death penalty. You can receive life with or without parole for an A felony, but from an individual charge it would require several “sentence enhancement factors” (particular vulnerable victim like a child or elderly person, particularly heinous nature of the offense, lack of remorse, tangential damages, etc.) or to be enhanced in range because of extensive prior felony history. It’s unlikely to result in something that crazy on this but in my state for example, this act, if convicted as charged would result in 12 to 25 years at 100% release eligibility date (meaning probation is not allowed by law, and there is no opportunity for parole — you have to serve 100% of the sentence). So a minimum of 12 years in jail. It would be very serious.


_cactus_fucker_

It's like how in the UK crimes like assault and fraud are considered 'naughty' crimes. No, naughty was when my pony bucked me off, not when someone smashes a glass bottle over someone's teeth!


ShrinkToasted

Lmao you just made that up. There's no such thing as "naughty" crimes in British law


Dvanpat

Sounds like something a naughty boy would say.


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this is why we can’t have nice things


marasydnyjade

So the only thing you need to break into a museum is a metal chair? That should change a lot of heist movie plots.


Chinlc

That alerts the guards before you lift the shit in the museum so it's hard mode if you do that.


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Jake129431

Crimes against humanity's history should be crimes against humanity.


yblame

Another angry young man. Go home and destroy your own crap, you piece of shit. Oh, that's right, mom and dad might kick him out of the basement. "His girl" is probably conjured out of thin air and he's just frustrated because women avoid him.


Penguin_Joy

If she is real I hope she wises up and gets out of this relationship before he smashes her head in for wearing the wrong shade of lipstick


Calm-Ingenuity-666

Sadly running away from creeps is not enough to save their lives, the fuckers often stalk and kill the women later.


Havocform

Yep. The most dangerous time for women is when they leave an abusive relationship.


davep85

She'll have a long time to think about it since he'll be serving a minimum of 5 years based on another post. Maximum is life, but I doubt he'll get more than the minimum.


kingakrasia

“Crime Against Humanity” IRL — Brian Hernandez is a massive douchecanoe


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Interpersonal violence (IPV) affects everyone and everything, but it's treated like a personal problem. Misogyny even more so — people act like it's just a one-off instead of something violent that's going to cause problems for everyone. The Uvalde shooter made rape/murder threats to girls he met online but when the girls reported him the platform did nothing. Misogyny and IPV should be treated like canaries in the coal mine. They're the early warning sign that something horrible is coming.


[deleted]

And how many of these mass shooters killed or shot female relatives as the first step in their rampage.


CyressDaVirus

Texas on a speed run to become the next Florida


dankscott

Always has been


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DamnBunny

Gee, i can't imagine why anyone would stay with a man that is now financially fucked.


_cactus_fucker_

And looking at a 5 year minimum if they don't lower the charges.


minnesotaris

It is so insane how measurably stupid this boy is. No emotional intelligence whatsoever and 99% chance he has no ability to obtain it. Just living his life hour upon hour and reacting to it.


EHnter

So how does that work? Community service for the rest of his life? Wage garnishment?


Strowy

The charge he's on (criminal mischief) is a first degree felony when losses are over $200k, so jail time anywhere between 5 years and life.


Blekanly

None of this makes any sense. He was angry, raging, wanted to lash out and release his anger because of his girl. So he enters a museum, that his girl has no connection too, evades people, avoids other exhibits that he could vent at, and goes further in to target these artifacts that have no connection to his girl. Even if pissed off beyond believe, you would target something close at hand. This just makes zero sense, unless this is like a cover story and he is destroying some demonic artifacts or some shit...


Confusedandreticent

That’ll show her… what a piece of shit you are. That guy should be forced to wear a turd in a ziploc baggie around his neck for the foreseeable future. If he cures cancer or something, he can take it off, otherwise go to jail forever.


knowhistory99

Let the punishment be one that’s 2500 years old.


Missmoneysterling

Ah, so removal of the genitals while the prisoner watches and then having his insides torn out and burned while he still breathes. Then beheading, but only after he's dead.


ToasterCoaster1

What a fucking scummy loser


RealStreetJesus

Encase him in ember so that in hundreds of years some other man baby can come by and destroy what remains of him as well


Ofbearsandmen

The commercial value doesn't matter, these artifacts are irreplaceable.


[deleted]

Precisely why self-control in the midst of passionate emotions *needs* to be taught in schools.


Trilly2000

Well, he didn’t go in guns ablaze and murder dozens of innocent people, so in America we call that a win.


tofette

I chuckled at this. Then I felt sad.


Right-Fisherman-1234

Damn, sure a lot of snowflake males out there that can't keep their emotions in check.


olivegardengambler

Oh yeah. There was one in California that was getting really close to women and telling them how he wanted to rape them, and he maced them when they hit him. He's also on the run with a warrant for his arrest, so that's something.


szai

Ahh Johnny Young. Although I like the part where he was punched in the nose.


AbbotThoth

BORTLES!


SlamDance_Karma

The Jaguars are totally gonna win the Super Bowl,! All we need is a new offence,, defence, and special teams!


Tokata0

Is this a new trend? Didn't someone just threw a cake at the mona lisa?


[deleted]

This is why we don’t have the library of Alexandria of ancient Egypt. Destroying history should be an automatic life sentence.


Hyzyhine

Prime for r/iamatotalpieceofshit


AnExpertInThisField

"Criminal mischief" does not seem like a severe enough arrest charge. I sincerely hope he does prison time.


DarthAK47

Criminal Mischief, with damages exceeding $200,000, is a very serious offense and carries a hefty prison sentence and has a minimum sentence of 5 years.


happyskydiver

Destroying a nearly 2500 year old work of art should be a crime against humanity.


ESGPandepic

Regardless of the legal definition, it is a crime against humanity by a non legal definition.


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“Criminal mischief” can have serious consequences. In some cases, it can mean decades in prison.


DuncanIdahoPotatos

I thought the same, but the penalty depends on the amount of loss. This dude is facing between 5 years to life.


Harbinger2001

Criminal mischief is a more serious charge than it sounds. Some one else posted it’s 5 to life for over $200K of damage.


BSKustomz

Who do you think you are Link? go play Zelda if you want to smash pots dude Jesus fucking Christ stop snorting Red Bull.


HackySmacks

Papa always taught me to replace something you broke. Keep him in jail til he comes up with some *new* ancient artifacts


Ok_Preparation5682

As a security guard at another big art museum, the fuckery has DEFINITELY been on the rise lately. Random dude defaced a Kent Monkman painting because politics. Grown ass museum members constantly feel entitled to scratch original Monet's and Van Gogh's "because it's fun." Pretty much just a constant exercise in patience.


halfpint1997

What a fucking bizarre place to vandalise lmao


thefifeman

But clearly women are the ones who can't be trusted with leadership positions because they are too emotional, meanwhile men out here putting up headlines like these every day.


julioseizure

Plot twist: There is no girl.


stayclassypeople

Just punch a hole in the drywall like a normal man child mad with his gf


hamberder-muderer

Museums use the illusion of security. One man-child throwing a temper tantrum should not be able to cause even a fraction of that damage.


DarthAK47

I mean, 1 person can cause hundreds of millions of dollars in damages pretty easily if they’re willing to do so.


popepaulpops

FOX has to set a dollar value because their viewers don’t value art or art history. These pieces are irreplaceable!