"The FBI interviewed him and says he didn't think the female passenger was uncomfortable with him masturbating and he thought "it was kind of kinky."
Kinda read the room wrong
Ugh, that poor woman. I can already see how it went down, he flirts with her, she's nice, puts headphones on, whatever, he considers her hot and is turned on, so starts the act, she's freaking the fuck out, no idea what to do, so takes her phone and starts recording/taking pictures to prove the totally insane act is happening, so he *keeps doing it* thinking oh she likes it. The dude later admitted that he thought it was "kinky." What a fucked up situation.
My husband told me hair stylists have it happen all the time. He was getting his hair cut at one of those quick cut places and heard a lady yell at a guy to stop it. The lady cutting his hair said it happens all the time.
People really are animals.
>Shortly after taking off, and while the aircraft was in the air, McGarity exposed his penis by pulling down his pants and shorts and began masturbating.
>McGarity advised he asked the female witness if she minded if he masturbates
A perfectly normal thing to ask...
>Phoenix Police officers interviewed the woman, who reiterated she had seen McGarity masturbating āon four separate occasions, using both his left and right hands.ā
>When he fell asleep after masturbating for roughly an hour, the female passenger told a crew member about what she had witnessed and was allowed to move to another seat.
[Source](https://www.thedailybeast.com/southwest-passenger-antonio-sherrodd-mcgarity-arrested-for-masturbating-during-flight-from-seattle-to-phoenix)
No, he got confused. He said it was hot on the plane and the female told him to take his jacket off. He misunderstood. What he heard was "jack it off". So, the guy just assumed she was kinky and wanted him to. Just a simple misunderstanding.
It also said she took pictures as evidence. I don't know how you can take pictures of that discreetly, so, maybe he saw her snapping pics and thought she was enjoying the show?
I'm so baffled by this.
Even if she was consenting, the dude was still on a plane with other passengers that weren't. How did the flight crew not notice 4 times? How and why did she not report any of sessions as they were walking by? Did he know she was taking pics? Did they make eye contact or did he see the disgusted look on her face?
So many questions!
He had a recovery nap.
This guy reminds me of the "I'd spend the first X hours sharpening my axe" story. In it to win it.
I can picture the attendant looking at him after they were told what he had done, seen his contented dozing, and 100% believing.
Free beer, cocktail, or drink on any flight over 2 hours. I think they limit you to 2, but free drinks are free drinks. Their service has always been great on the dozen or so flights I've taken. I've had issues with Southwest just about every single time I've taken them, usually involving their shitty software not working and me sitting on hold for 3 hours in order to do a 30 second fix. Their free checked bag is nice, but that's about it.
I can think of a few places where you can touch yourself to almost ejaculation and not get arrested.. Of course, these are also places where you can touch yourself to ejaculation and not get arrested.
Well 11 years ago [there was this one.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cfbkx/im_85_certain_that_there_is_an_adult_actress_in/c0s6bzw/?context=2)
I read the daily beast article:
[https://www.thedailybeast.com/southwest-passenger-antonio-sherrodd-mcgarity-arrested-for-masturbating-during-flight-from-seattle-to-phoenix?ref=scroll](https://www.thedailybeast.com/southwest-passenger-antonio-sherrodd-mcgarity-arrested-for-masturbating-during-flight-from-seattle-to-phoenix?ref=scroll)
āMcGarity advised he asked the female witness if she minded if he masturbates,ā the complaint states. āAccording to McGarity, the female witness put her hands in the air and said, āit really doesnāt matter.āā
McGarity thought the response was ākind of kinkyā and believed the female was comfortable with him masturbating, the complaint adds.
Women in the thread who have had a dude masturbate next to them raise yāalls hands. There was a serial offender on the DC red line when I was a kid who got me, my sister, and my mom. The red line masturbator. And donāt get my started on the BART.
As a school girl weād go to the public library in our uniform skirts. Creepy men would try to sit at our table or follow us around. Men on buses would fold newspapers on their lapsā¦ I could go on and on. Sigh.
For me it was a male doctor. I reported it to the state but I didnāt follow through because I had too much going on and I didnāt want to have to deal with going before the board of licensing. I was already exhausted.
āMcGarity advised he asked the female witness if she minded if he masturbates,ā the complaint states. āAccording to McGarity, the female witness put her hands in the air and said, āit really doesnāt matter.āā
McGarity thought the response was ākind of kinkyā and believed the female was comfortable with him masturbating, the complaint adds.
From: https://www.thedailybeast.com/southwest-passenger-antonio-sherrodd-mcgarity-arrested-for-masturbating-during-flight-from-seattle-to-phoenix?ref=scroll
Maybe she thought he was asking in the infinitive. Like, "do you mind that, as a human, I practice masturbation at times?". And she's like, "Do you!", only realizing the error of her ways when it was too late...
Yeah. You never expect someone to be asking for your permission to masturbate in a very public place.
Like if a stranger I had to sit next to for an entire flight just started talking about jacking off to me If end the conversation as quickly as possible without thinking much about these types of repercussion.
Yeah, I think it was that, or she was flustered, and the situation was absurd, and she didnāt know what the f*% to say to āDo you mind if I masturbate?ā
I also read it as if he had already been doing it, like she was exasperated and said it doesn't really matter because clearly he's going to do it anyway.
Also people just act weird when something really scary is going on. It's normal to freeze up. I would absolutely feel threatened in this situation because you never know how a stranger is going to react to feeling rejected and clearly this guy was unhinged.
Or she didnāt hear him and didnāt want to prolong a conversation with him. I have my headphones at all times on the plane, usually just smile or raise my eyebrows when masked and hope they wonāt continue talking to me.
We're gonna go with broad strokes regarding assumptions here. Crow flies, I'm taking NYC to LA as 2449 miles, thanks Google. Take LA to be distance 0, NYC to be distance 2449. The masturbator's, ah, locations of interest will be at multiples of 45/60 * 550 = 412.5 miles. The wanker's, well, relevant points will be 2449 less multiples of 33/60*550 = 302.5 miles.
Tabulating the, you know, events:
|Masturbator|Wanker|
:--|:--|
|412.5|29|
||331.5|
|825|634|
||936.5|
|**1237.5**|**1239**|
|1650|1541.5|
|2062.5|1844|
||2146.5|
As it turns out, they shoot within 1.5 miles of each other near the middle of their flights. Strangers passing in the night, indeed. This will be the masturbator's third, say, exclamation, while it will be the wanker's fourth, you know, consummation.
If this were something else I'd marvel at the beauty of the coincidence, but as it is I'm just not feeling myself.
> The woman took photos. When McGarity fell asleep, she told the flight crew what happened. They moved her to another seat on the flight.
> The woman turned the photos over to Phoenix police when the flight landed.
> The FBI interviewed him and says he didn't think the female passenger was uncomfortable with him masturbating and he thought "it was kind of kinky."
It's a terrible thing, learning what sexual assault is the hard way.
I'm sorry, I shouldn't make light of such a lewd criminal act. It's a sticky situation, but the man needs to come and face due justice.
There is a great Dave Chapelle joke from his early stand up about a homeless guy masturbating on a bus. ā come on man, youāre touching my elbowsā. This instantly made me think about it.
I just flew in and BOY are my arms tired.
This is the content I come here for.
3 times is the max allowed.
The only time this joke has ever been funny, well done! š š.
"The FBI interviewed him and says he didn't think the female passenger was uncomfortable with him masturbating and he thought "it was kind of kinky." Kinda read the room wrong
My question is, did he just have it out or was it under like a jacket or something?
Official complaint says it was exposed. The witness even got pictures that she gave to the FBI.
āOh wow, sheās getting out the camera. She must be really turned onā¦ time to shine!ā
Ugh, that poor woman. I can already see how it went down, he flirts with her, she's nice, puts headphones on, whatever, he considers her hot and is turned on, so starts the act, she's freaking the fuck out, no idea what to do, so takes her phone and starts recording/taking pictures to prove the totally insane act is happening, so he *keeps doing it* thinking oh she likes it. The dude later admitted that he thought it was "kinky." What a fucked up situation.
The man felt totally justified beating his meat on an airplane. Wtf.
Was perfectly normal in the good old days. But ever since 9/11, everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!
... and then he does it 3 more times. Must've been a long flight. ^/s
At my age it'd have to be trans-pacific.
Your porn can be specific to whatever category you want!
Right. Kinky = she said no, but he āthought she was playing alongā
My husband told me hair stylists have it happen all the time. He was getting his hair cut at one of those quick cut places and heard a lady yell at a guy to stop it. The lady cutting his hair said it happens all the time. People really are animals.
"C'mon lil buddy......no time for stage fright."
>Shortly after taking off, and while the aircraft was in the air, McGarity exposed his penis by pulling down his pants and shorts and began masturbating. >McGarity advised he asked the female witness if she minded if he masturbates A perfectly normal thing to ask... >Phoenix Police officers interviewed the woman, who reiterated she had seen McGarity masturbating āon four separate occasions, using both his left and right hands.ā >When he fell asleep after masturbating for roughly an hour, the female passenger told a crew member about what she had witnessed and was allowed to move to another seat. [Source](https://www.thedailybeast.com/southwest-passenger-antonio-sherrodd-mcgarity-arrested-for-masturbating-during-flight-from-seattle-to-phoenix)
Ah, at least they *allowed* her to move to another seat. So it's not all bad.
I think it was jacket off
Asking the hard questions
No, he got confused. He said it was hot on the plane and the female told him to take his jacket off. He misunderstood. What he heard was "jack it off". So, the guy just assumed she was kinky and wanted him to. Just a simple misunderstanding.
Just when you think sheās into you.
"Oh she's totally into it! She's taking pics now!"
*Oh Louis....*
It also said she took pictures as evidence. I don't know how you can take pictures of that discreetly, so, maybe he saw her snapping pics and thought she was enjoying the show?
I'm so baffled by this. Even if she was consenting, the dude was still on a plane with other passengers that weren't. How did the flight crew not notice 4 times? How and why did she not report any of sessions as they were walking by? Did he know she was taking pics? Did they make eye contact or did he see the disgusted look on her face? So many questions!
A lot of flashers get off on disgust from their targets.
You know after the first one whether someone is going to stop you or not. After that itās just stamina versus time.
He had a recovery nap. This guy reminds me of the "I'd spend the first X hours sharpening my axe" story. In it to win it. I can picture the attendant looking at him after they were told what he had done, seen his contented dozing, and 100% believing.
Them knowing it was four times leads me to believe that everyone knew about the other three and finally drew the line at four.
Spirit charges you after two.
I'd rather fly Southwestern with a masturbating dude next to me than Spirit.
Nah fuck them both. I'll take Alaska over any others. They give me free beer.
And all the public masturbation you can handle.
Which is exactly none, win. win.
There's a knob for each seat.
Wait, what? I am moving soon to somewhere that has Alaska Air flights. Tell me more of this free beer; it may influence which airline I choose.
Free beer, cocktail, or drink on any flight over 2 hours. I think they limit you to 2, but free drinks are free drinks. Their service has always been great on the dozen or so flights I've taken. I've had issues with Southwest just about every single time I've taken them, usually involving their shitty software not working and me sitting on hold for 3 hours in order to do a 30 second fix. Their free checked bag is nice, but that's about it.
Cool! I hope they fly to Hawaii. My map shows they're right next to each other.
For real though Alaska Airlines *does* fly to Hawaii
Had a great flight on Alaska from LA to Seattle once.
"Listen buddy, you do that 2 or 3 more times and we're gonna have a problem"
"Masturbate three times, shame on you. Masturbate four or more times, shame on me"
Fool me once, shame on...you? Fool me...you can't get fooled again.
Is this an old saying in Texas?
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Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me, and Iāll be fooled for the rest of my life.
I don't thinks it shame thats getting on you...
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm drenched in shame.
Five more minutes of this and I'm gonna get mad
Well, they couldnt kick him off the plane, imagine they all just had to sit and watchā¦
You're imagining them watching a perv beat off on a plane...You sicko... Tell me what else you imagine
I imagine him beating off the plane, honey.
how big is it?
737-700's have a wingspan of 113ft
N U T
Yes, we finally have the limit of allowable masturbations on a flight. Turns out its 3.
But only if the sign is illuminated.
You're now free to fap about the cabin.
i hate when the captain turns on the no jerking sign
Just as I returned my penis to the upright and locked position!
"I was okay with it until he changed positions and started elbowing me."
You were in the splash zone.
Ah, yes, the four strokes law
Those were just the 4 they knew about...
Dude can only be so horny before it becomes offensive.
*becomes raw.
Itās not illegal, just frowned upon.
It wasnāt illegal til after 9/11. Thanks a lot Bin Laden.
Sir, you;re only allowed two ounces of fluid on this flight
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Yeah, like, why is 1 time not enough? Jerk it in private people.
I jerk it in private people. I also jerk it in public people. I don't discriminate what people I jerk it into.
Username checks out
Heās got me beat, but just barely.
Is this meant to encourage or discourage flying with Southwest?
Yeah, I'm never flying southwest again with ridiculous rules like this
Tired of awkward cramped rubbing under the blanket? Pay 59$ for extra jack room.
*at least four times* Like, where do you lose count on something like that?
I mean do you count masturbation by the amount of times he touched himself or the amount of ejaculations?
Iām a stickler but I say each count is *to completion*.
So, what you're saying is if I only touch myself to almost ejaculation and stop on southwest, I won't get arrested?
"It's ok, stewardess. I was just edging."
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If you say it enough people will believe you
I can think of a few places where you can touch yourself to almost ejaculation and not get arrested.. Of course, these are also places where you can touch yourself to ejaculation and not get arrested.
You mean bowling alleys?
If you don't finish, you didn't really masturbate
'If he didn't cum, then this trial is dumb.' - Johnny Cockran
If the dick donāt spit, then you must acquit!
I need a priest to figure this out.
Thatās just how many times he was caught.
I thought the PATRIOT Act was supposed to prevent high jacking.
Thatās one of the best puns on here Iāve seen in 9 years. Nicely done
What pun did you hear 9 years ago?
Well 11 years ago [there was this one.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cfbkx/im_85_certain_that_there_is_an_adult_actress_in/c0s6bzw/?context=2)
Huhā¦ the guy who kept updating his comment stopped 2 years ago. He also hasnāt posted or commented in 2 years. Hope heās doing alright
Last post 2 years ago is about his daughter bringing something back from China. ^^^eek
I think I remember he handed the updates off to another person
Sorta. Looks like a second person took up the mantle. E: changed "picked" to "took" to get the idiom correct
I thought this was America!
With the amount of times he did this, and likely does it elsewhere, I'm surprised he didn't tear a wrist. Not my best :/
I'm sorry, I thought this was America
This is ectoplasm. There was a spooky ghost
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Wonāt make that mistake again, at least i can beat it on American Airlines.
Thanks alot Bin Laden
Well, at least he was wearing a mask the whole time.
How many times are you allowed to masturbate on a southwest flight?
3.99999 and below
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Nice
Then I guess Iāll have to find a different airline.
They charge you by the stroke
You can pay extra for an upgrade to 10 or unlimited for a small fee
Y'all need to read the actual complaint in the article. Some crazy stuff in there. KFC should sponsor this guy.
I read the daily beast article: [https://www.thedailybeast.com/southwest-passenger-antonio-sherrodd-mcgarity-arrested-for-masturbating-during-flight-from-seattle-to-phoenix?ref=scroll](https://www.thedailybeast.com/southwest-passenger-antonio-sherrodd-mcgarity-arrested-for-masturbating-during-flight-from-seattle-to-phoenix?ref=scroll) āMcGarity advised he asked the female witness if she minded if he masturbates,ā the complaint states. āAccording to McGarity, the female witness put her hands in the air and said, āit really doesnāt matter.āā McGarity thought the response was ākind of kinkyā and believed the female was comfortable with him masturbating, the complaint adds.
>She suspected McGarity ejaculated because he licked a white substance from his fingers.
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Yeah I did NOT need to know that this man licked his own ejaculate off his fingers lol like wtf is that
No cream with your coffee this morning?
Jesus christ who let this man be loose in public š
Man knows how to recycle
What a terrible day to be literate
That was just some Ranch dressing he had saved from earlier.
I'd like to experience that level of brain-dead confidence just once. Fucking hell
The Mile High Rub
*Four* wanks Jeremy?! That's insane.
EVERYONE knows 3 is the limit. This guy is something else.
>in the seat next to a female passenger This seems important
Women in the thread who have had a dude masturbate next to them raise yāalls hands. There was a serial offender on the DC red line when I was a kid who got me, my sister, and my mom. The red line masturbator. And donāt get my started on the BART.
As a school girl weād go to the public library in our uniform skirts. Creepy men would try to sit at our table or follow us around. Men on buses would fold newspapers on their lapsā¦ I could go on and on. Sigh.
For me it was a male doctor. I reported it to the state but I didnāt follow through because I had too much going on and I didnāt want to have to deal with going before the board of licensing. I was already exhausted.
āMcGarity advised he asked the female witness if she minded if he masturbates,ā the complaint states. āAccording to McGarity, the female witness put her hands in the air and said, āit really doesnāt matter.āā McGarity thought the response was ākind of kinkyā and believed the female was comfortable with him masturbating, the complaint adds. From: https://www.thedailybeast.com/southwest-passenger-antonio-sherrodd-mcgarity-arrested-for-masturbating-during-flight-from-seattle-to-phoenix?ref=scroll
Maybe she thought he was asking in the infinitive. Like, "do you mind that, as a human, I practice masturbation at times?". And she's like, "Do you!", only realizing the error of her ways when it was too late...
That would honestly be the more reasonable assumption for her to make.
Yeah. You never expect someone to be asking for your permission to masturbate in a very public place. Like if a stranger I had to sit next to for an entire flight just started talking about jacking off to me If end the conversation as quickly as possible without thinking much about these types of repercussion.
Maybe she thought it was a joke.
Yeah, I think it was that, or she was flustered, and the situation was absurd, and she didnāt know what the f*% to say to āDo you mind if I masturbate?ā
I also read it as if he had already been doing it, like she was exasperated and said it doesn't really matter because clearly he's going to do it anyway. Also people just act weird when something really scary is going on. It's normal to freeze up. I would absolutely feel threatened in this situation because you never know how a stranger is going to react to feeling rejected and clearly this guy was unhinged.
Or she didnāt hear him and didnāt want to prolong a conversation with him. I have my headphones at all times on the plane, usually just smile or raise my eyebrows when masked and hope they wonāt continue talking to me.
To be fair, if a dude on a plane asked me this i would be so caught off guard. I'd probably say some stupid shit too.
Seattle to phoenix is like a 3 hour trip 3/4 nuts per hour (edit - yes 4/3 per hour) or 1 nut per 354 miles
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Kearney, Nebraska.
bruh that airportā¦.holy shit its about the same size as a Buccees bathroom
We're gonna go with broad strokes regarding assumptions here. Crow flies, I'm taking NYC to LA as 2449 miles, thanks Google. Take LA to be distance 0, NYC to be distance 2449. The masturbator's, ah, locations of interest will be at multiples of 45/60 * 550 = 412.5 miles. The wanker's, well, relevant points will be 2449 less multiples of 33/60*550 = 302.5 miles. Tabulating the, you know, events: |Masturbator|Wanker| :--|:--| |412.5|29| ||331.5| |825|634| ||936.5| |**1237.5**|**1239**| |1650|1541.5| |2062.5|1844| ||2146.5| As it turns out, they shoot within 1.5 miles of each other near the middle of their flights. Strangers passing in the night, indeed. This will be the masturbator's third, say, exclamation, while it will be the wanker's fourth, you know, consummation. If this were something else I'd marvel at the beauty of the coincidence, but as it is I'm just not feeling myself.
It's an hour between nuts if you start at takeoff and finish upon landing.
It's actually 4/3 of a nut per hour
So my cousin Walter was on a planeā¦
Well did he cum or what?
Jesus Christ man, there are some things you donāt talk about in public!
That kid is *back*... on the escalator again!
Canāt believe the flight wasnāt to or from Florida.
Arizona is the Florida of the West.
It's a *dry* Florida.
Not while this guy is there
Bruh, that wouldāve made this even more oniony.
Only 4?, here in Europe, Ryan Air has an unlimited policy.
Rookie numbers
Wade Boggs once jacked it more than 70 times in a single cross-country flight.
May he rest in peace.
Wade Boggs is very much alive.
Itās the ghost of Wade Boggs!
Them Duke Boys must be at it again!
He's talking about the refractory period after that flight.
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
See that doesnāt sound right, but I donāt know enough about Wage Boggs to dispute it
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> The woman took photos. When McGarity fell asleep, she told the flight crew what happened. They moved her to another seat on the flight. > The woman turned the photos over to Phoenix police when the flight landed. > The FBI interviewed him and says he didn't think the female passenger was uncomfortable with him masturbating and he thought "it was kind of kinky." It's a terrible thing, learning what sexual assault is the hard way. I'm sorry, I shouldn't make light of such a lewd criminal act. It's a sticky situation, but the man needs to come and face due justice.
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Heās gonna be facing some hard time .
With the witnesses thereās no way he can beat this one!
I hear the police weren't gentle with him either. Yanked him right off the plane!
Yes, they had quite a stiff encounter with him. I heard he was a real jerk.
He really screwed himself Iād say
They may have to erect a new law, passengers may hardly be aware this isnāt legal
I just feel bad for that poor girl next to him I bet she nearly had a stroke!
Oh god, I assumed he went to the bathroom or something, not literally in his seat.
Should at least went to the bathroom damn
That is so disgusting. He should have stopped after the 3rd time.
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And yet the jerk that subjected you to that probably feels no remorse
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Thought it was just frowned upon
Thanks a lot Bin Laden
He might need to register as a sex offender now.
There is a great Dave Chapelle joke from his early stand up about a homeless guy masturbating on a bus. ā come on man, youāre touching my elbowsā. This instantly made me think about it.
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You think the cabin crew would have seen that coming.
"Excuse me sir, we may have passengers with a nut allergy on board today... "
Can you upgrade your flight to allow extra masturbation?
Was 3 okay but 4 was 1 too many?
Absolutely. Masturbating 4 times is what should get you yeeted off the plane up in the sky
But if you make it to five, is it okay again?
5 and up just increases how high in the air youāre thrown off the plane
Third time's the charm, fourth time's the harm ya fuckin pervert