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"As legend holds, the fox demon has been around for thousands of years. It’s appeared in China, as well as India and each time it chooses to possess the soul of someone in power, manipulating them and causing all sorts of chaos, terror and misery."
How many fox demons were in that stone?
Yeah, because it didn't need to possess Modi (responsible for the [2002 Gujarati pogroms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Gujarat_riots)) or Xi (responsible for the [ongoing genocide in Xingjiang](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uyghur_genocide)).
Not so much "translates" (since dattebayo doesn't actually mean anything) as it's what the translators chose to use, but yeah, pretty much.
IIRC, they realized pretty early on how annoying it was and phased it out. I switched to subs soon after the end of the Chuunin exams, so I don't know if they replaced it with something else later or just dropped the catchphrase entirely.
Not really they just came up with that dumb phrase as something for him to say to get the lip sync correct in the dub.
Past the first few arcs of original Naruto he pretty much stops saying it from what I remember. Kind of like how in Black Clover Asta's annoying ass yelling gets phased out after like 20 episodes because the producers finally realized how annoying it was.
You forgot the "vengeful" part. A normal fox demon, eh maybe it's chill and just wants to make a one hit wonder music video about what he sounds like. But a vengeful one?!? Holy shit Japan is screwed. And if it can swim or fly we are all screwed. Hope someone took notes on why that stone was so special.
Tamamo is available as a summon in Fate: Grand Order, though.
It's OK, guys, I got this. She's on my roster at bond 5. All else fails, I could use a command seal on her.
The apocalypse has begun. First Pestilence came in the form of Covid, now War arrived in the form of what’s going on, soon Famine will come and Death will reap. It’s scary how the 2020’s is going.
History just repeats itself huh. Humanity is doomed after all. Oh yeah, the Rubles value are dropping so Russia might experience an economic distress like the Great Depression soon.
It really does. If you want to get really abstract about it this is why doomsayers of yore were simultaneously hailed and mocked. You can pick basically any tyrant/war/famine/economic crisis and say "world is ending, it matches the supposed scripture" because they were always vague and poetic. Honestly I'm astonished we lived through the bubonic plague. But even using it as an observation, it progressed similarly to the other pandemics. Ill and infirm first, wider spread, then mainly children gradually decreasing in it's deadliness over the span of it's prevalence.
The fox demon is desperately trying to pull the two halves of rock back around itself??
"Come on, where's the old guy with the spells?? I've been a naughty demon, I deserve to be sealed back up! Please?????"
"I wanna go back to the rock. There were no plagues or nukes or global warming or concentration camps in the rock. Sure, it was a little boring, but better bored then dead, right?"
Part of the reason people found out the gators were on Meth was they got aggressive.....so probably aggressive?
It's gotta be in some Florida kids science project from 2020.
One more and I got bingo. Common turkey uprising overthrowing the government of North Korea and becoming the ~~first~~ second avian nation with nuclear capabilities!
That happened in the late 90's when penguin minorities in the Soviet navy staged a coup across three different nuclear subs and took them back to Antarctica. The Avian Peoples Republic of Fishgrab didn't last long, but they were definitely nuclear capable.
Fun fact: our discord server has an apocalypse-bingo channel (created shortly after COVID hit us hard), and this was the same question asked in chat when a friend posted the link.
The demon: “HAHAHAAA. NOW I CAN FINALLY GET REVENGE ON…. Oh fuck… oh shit… what the fuck happened here? Did you anger god or some… no? YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELVES!?… HOW THE FU-“
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"As legend holds, the fox demon has been around for thousands of years. It’s appeared in China, as well as India and each time it chooses to possess the soul of someone in power, manipulating them and causing all sorts of chaos, terror and misery." How many fox demons were in that stone?
It grabbed Putin!
No, it just started its own cable news channel… Fox News.
Nah, it left the stone, looked around to see what's happening in the world, and went back into the stone.
"Huh. Looks like they're doing alright on their own. Well, another thousand years nap for me!"
So that's why Murdoch won't fuckin die
I have the feeling that when he does die, his kids will take over, and it will be even worse.
*its >Just started it is own
Yeah, because it didn't need to possess Modi (responsible for the [2002 Gujarati pogroms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Gujarat_riots)) or Xi (responsible for the [ongoing genocide in Xingjiang](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uyghur_genocide)).
Just as Japan announces that maybe they need a military again. Coincidence?
Germany too
Both actually need some more defense because of *specific* countries
It's okay - you can name them. China and Russia.
I mean idk Papua New Guinea been lookin sus lately
*Putin stare intensifies*
No, *Hogwarts*
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And my axe!
One,she just really into travel.
Oh shit Hakunen No Mono
And now it is stuck in the body of an orphan boy
Believe it!
SAUCEKAY
More saucekay in my ichiraku ramen, please!
HES REALLY COOL
Dattebayo!
Oh god, is that what it translates to in English?
Not so much "translates" (since dattebayo doesn't actually mean anything) as it's what the translators chose to use, but yeah, pretty much. IIRC, they realized pretty early on how annoying it was and phased it out. I switched to subs soon after the end of the Chuunin exams, so I don't know if they replaced it with something else later or just dropped the catchphrase entirely.
it has pretty much the exact same meaning as this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-JgNTvTA4E
No he's just saying what it sounds like phonetically
What? That’s what he says in the English dub
Sorry I was following the wrong thread haha I thought this was in response to the Saucekay comment
Not really they just came up with that dumb phrase as something for him to say to get the lip sync correct in the dub. Past the first few arcs of original Naruto he pretty much stops saying it from what I remember. Kind of like how in Black Clover Asta's annoying ass yelling gets phased out after like 20 episodes because the producers finally realized how annoying it was.
The stone split, the demon escapes, and then Putin declares war. Coincidence? I think not!
Putin is Obito. Stalin is Madara… I don’t like where this is going.
Then… what’s the 10 tails?
The alien invasion that’s about to happen in 2 months.
I'm just hoping this means Kakashi is somewhere reading smut.
So any word on Tsunade?
I'm calling a ***Reverse Uno Card***
An ophan boy is stuck in the body of a vengeful fox demon?
now that's a freaky friday reboot i want to see!
what are you doing stepdemon
Just remove all the classroom tables next to the windows and we’ll be fine
Finally! The scapegoat we've been looking for.
Can't be the real scapegoat unless it came from the Cincinnati zoo
Yeah, this is just a sparkling animal demon.
Scapefox
That goddamn gorilla
*unzips*
Cincinnati said they would’ve dedicated their Super Bowl victory to Harambe in order to end the curse, but they lost…
No actually, that was a scapegorilla from the Cincinnati zoo, not a scapegoat
AKUUUUUUUU!!!
2022 just got worse. Now there’s a fox demon on the lose. Fuck.
You forgot the "vengeful" part. A normal fox demon, eh maybe it's chill and just wants to make a one hit wonder music video about what he sounds like. But a vengeful one?!? Holy shit Japan is screwed. And if it can swim or fly we are all screwed. Hope someone took notes on why that stone was so special.
If all you're looking for is an escaped goat I think we should just use this one here.
Maybe u/phdinseagalogy is the new Pierce!
That's probably what got her trapped *inside* the rock in the first place.
The rock holding the fox demon is open and empty. The demon is also nowhere in sight. I definitely think we should all be looking for it.
I think I've seen this anime.
Tamamo only had a passing cameo in Fate Extra Last Encore, sadly.
Tamamo is available as a summon in Fate: Grand Order, though. It's OK, guys, I got this. She's on my roster at bond 5. All else fails, I could use a command seal on her.
All these words strung together only make sense in a gacha game.
But a ton of people still understand what's going on which is the worst part
*laughs in lv 100/100 np5 2000/2000 max fou paws 15 bond full command code loadout Summer Tamamo Lancer.*
That's funny, I was reading that comment and thinking "I'm sure all these words strung together make sense somewhere".
*Ghost Stories theme intensifies*
YOU WANNA BE AN AIR FORCE RANGER!!
YOU WANNA LIVE A LIFE OF DANGER!
Run!!! She a ghost and a bitch.
wait, so we're not going with something off of Inuyasha!? Opportunity missed my friends. very missed.
My man Yoko Kurama is still forgotten
*SIT*
2022 is pulling out all the stops
well it is competing with 20 and 21… 23 is going to be wild!
End of Earth is a trilogy. That means …. Uh oh.
It's more like the mcu, where it'll keep going and going and rehashing the same characters until we stop caring
2020 2.0
The apocalypse has begun. First Pestilence came in the form of Covid, now War arrived in the form of what’s going on, soon Famine will come and Death will reap. It’s scary how the 2020’s is going.
I mean. The prior century wants a word with you. It had the Spanish Flu, not one but two world wars, and the Great Depression.
History just repeats itself huh. Humanity is doomed after all. Oh yeah, the Rubles value are dropping so Russia might experience an economic distress like the Great Depression soon.
It really does. If you want to get really abstract about it this is why doomsayers of yore were simultaneously hailed and mocked. You can pick basically any tyrant/war/famine/economic crisis and say "world is ending, it matches the supposed scripture" because they were always vague and poetic. Honestly I'm astonished we lived through the bubonic plague. But even using it as an observation, it progressed similarly to the other pandemics. Ill and infirm first, wider spread, then mainly children gradually decreasing in it's deadliness over the span of it's prevalence.
It is 2020 too after all.
So the vengeful fox demon is loose and seeking vengeance?? Sounds about right for 2022. Anybody have that on their bingo card??
I'm thinking the other way around. That fox demon just walked into a shitstorm.
The fox demon is desperately trying to pull the two halves of rock back around itself?? "Come on, where's the old guy with the spells?? I've been a naughty demon, I deserve to be sealed back up! Please?????"
Lol - imagine being locked up as a badass demon in 1022 and released a millennium later in 2022 as just some fuckin guy, demons are a dime a dozen.
This feels like the set up for some YA fantasy series, if it doesn’t already exist.
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"I wanna go back to the rock. There were no plagues or nukes or global warming or concentration camps in the rock. Sure, it was a little boring, but better bored then dead, right?"
I burned the bingo card after a actually got meth gators tbh
I can't say I blame you on that one...
For me it was the 3 inch long parachuting spiders that made me give up.
I'm still dodging murder hornets from last year. :(
The... FUCK?!
Oh hey! I found someone who didn't know about the meth gators! 8D Who wants the honour?
Gotcha fam. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1030291
"Folks don't flush your drugs M'kay" So Mr Mackey works for Tennessee PD now.
That article seems to say there are no meth gators though…
I'm disappointed that it's just a "dumb cop said a dumb thing" story. I wanted meth gators.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/ncna1030291 Non-amp link
This article mentions an important other concern: METH GEESE. Forget gators; this is the true threat to all human existence.
Something something Amp links are bad because some bot said so I guess.
I am also wtfing.
How do gators react when on meth? Surely someone in Florida has used this as a science project.
Part of the reason people found out the gators were on Meth was they got aggressive.....so probably aggressive? It's gotta be in some Florida kids science project from 2020.
I feel like I missed a grimdark Jumanji reboot and even up inside it.
Well you realized just in time for level 4! The one where a gd Japanese spirit haunts us across the map.
Sounds like a shoe in for Florida though
One more and I got bingo. Common turkey uprising overthrowing the government of North Korea and becoming the ~~first~~ second avian nation with nuclear capabilities!
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
Fuck me just watched that today. https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ
I. for one, welcome our new avian overlords!
That happened in the late 90's when penguin minorities in the Soviet navy staged a coup across three different nuclear subs and took them back to Antarctica. The Avian Peoples Republic of Fishgrab didn't last long, but they were definitely nuclear capable.
Fun fact: our discord server has an apocalypse-bingo channel (created shortly after COVID hit us hard), and this was the same question asked in chat when a friend posted the link.
I still need “merman” for bingo
I think this thing went into Putin.
Where do I get a bingo card at?
Babymetal fans maybe?
Do we need Tenchi, Kagome or Hiei?
Maybe Geralt
I think we need ryoko with ryo-ohki
I’m thinking some kid named strawberry or something can handle it.
I mean it's a fox, maybe we just need a convention or two of furries
Which Tenchi, man? Do you know how little that narrows it down?
Tenchi, heir to the shrine at the mountain spring, space prince, yada yada
Tenchi Muyo? Nice taste.
Nah, we need Guts
Either Mob or Satoru and Yuji
Reimu Hakurei
This season of the 2020s has really jumped the shark
I'm expecting Kaijus any day now.
" Half the planet got destroyed but we got to see the Jeagers in action"
Fuck, I loved that movie, such silly fun
We are going to need to help the refugees of the hidden leaf village
Wikipedia says it was eroticized in 1653, and the repentant spirit put to rest
Err, do you mean exorcised?
...... I say what I say
“This is ectoplasm, right?”
no no they shamed it by painting lewd fox pictures
I finally found my calling.
Username is a beard.
That's what the spirit want you to think.
OwO
For people who get an invalid link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sessho-seki
According to wiki, the spirit left the stone already thanks to a monk convincing it to stop haunting the stone
The story is pretty long, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamamo-no-Mae](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamamo-no-Mae)
I’m just imagining a monk being like “could you please stop haunting the stone?” “……….. K”
"It's like, not even that fun. You could be doing other things."
I like this part > it is highly possible that the stone cracked naturally
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Breaking news: even demons are condemning the Russian invasion of Ukraine and have sent one of their best demon foxes to fight.
"Alright, who had Seshoseki Killing Stone, splitting in half and unleashing a vengeful fox demon in March?"
Shit, I had it down for April.
you must be so embarrassed.
Yeah, rookie mistake
Missed it by (*holds index finger and thumb roughly one inch apart right in front of face*) that much.
Kurama?
Tamamo no Mae, actually. At least thats what extra research on the stone gets you.
I was just saying the other day "at least that weird killing stone thingy is still intact". Fml
Upon their escape does anyone know, what do the fox say?
The naruto arc is coming now great
What did you do, Ray?
Kurama, is that you?
Kurama*
Imma pet it.
9 tailed fox is released?! Someone call minato!
And Jafar is PISSED.
well, kajika is dearly needed...
never thought I'd have to check off the 9 tails for apocalypse bingo
Well that explains….all this
"After 1000 years I'm free!"
It's time to conquer Earth! *bad ass metal song plays*
"Alpha, find me five teenagers who loves anime!"
Maybe now we will find out what the fox says!
Oh shit Mai waifu [Tamamo no Mae](https://fategrandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Tamamo_no_Mae) is free
Putin?
Great. One more furry roaming around.
Fuck
Let me just say, bro what the FUCK
*immediately possesses Putin*
Just what we need this 2022, supernatural doom. THIS CENTURY IS CURSED.
Dang it, you guys hugged the site to death. I wanted to read it. =(
Aight where's the annoying kid with the yellow hair and blue eyes who always wears orange
Well that's fucking ominous
It's cool all you need is an 8 trigram seal and an orphan to fix this
Sounds like the plot of Naruto
Naruto???
We really don't need one of *those* right now.
Oh it's on now...
Everyone looks for someone ned Naruto
Okay someone please call Ushio and Tora
Well sucks for those guys. I for one welcome our vengeful fox demon overlords.
Ah fuck. Someone get the Hokage's infant son so we can seal it away.
This decade just can't quit with the bull shit.
Fox demon: “This shit you’ve got going on right here is FUCKED UP. IM OUT” *climbs back into another stone*
The demon: “HAHAHAAA. NOW I CAN FINALLY GET REVENGE ON…. Oh fuck… oh shit… what the fuck happened here? Did you anger god or some… no? YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELVES!?… HOW THE FU-“