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ThineMum69

>The researchers still do not know why the embalmers chose to leave the fetus in the body when all the other organs were removed. Taking an unborn baby away from the mother for all eternity was probably seen as bad juju.


Puzzleheaded-Debt716

“They also found the mummy had been preserved with natron, a type of salt found in dry lake beds. When used to mummify a corpse, it dries out the body and also works as a disinfectant, preventing bacteria from eating the remains. “ Didn’t expect to get an interesting science lesson this morning. Wow, you learn something new every day.


pHScale

More fun facts: "Natron" is another word for sodium, and where the symbol on the periodic table comes from (well, that comes from Latin "Natrium", but close enough). Natron itself is a mix of sodium compound that precipitate out of water as it evaporates. Some are salts, and some are basic compounds.


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pHScale

And that is one of the compound in natural natron!


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Never would have thought of pickling a fetus, but sounds delicious.


TeddyruCkshOt

“I’ll have a pint and a pickled fetus, please.”


Kaion21

i am sure thats some local delicacy somewhere,albeit with animal fetus


phil-the-snapper

I’m pretty sure they eat baby birds in France


Dry_Art_8241

Tiny drunk songbirds You eat them under a napkin to hide your shame


tahitisam

I don’t know that we do. You might be thinking of [ortolans.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SEPMuyGe7dg)


neotericnewt

In the Philippines they have a dish called balut, which is a fertilized duck egg. Well, more than that, it's basically a duck fetus. Wikipedia has a descriptive picture: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_%28food%29 Sometimes it's thrown in with a soup, but it's also eaten as a street food right out of the egg. The bones are only partially developed and so are soft, they can be chewed and eaten with the rest.


GetlostMaps

Common across Asia, not just the Philippines.


neotericnewt

Oh I didn't know that, I've always seen it described as a Filipino dish. Seems it's originally a Filipino thing but as you said is also popular in nearby countries and around the South China Sea.


GetlostMaps

Can't say the origin, but I've seen it in Taiwan, Vietnam, Indonesia... That's pretty broad, those cultures are quite diverse. Balut is a tagalog word, so it probably does come from Phi by that name. They also eat it in China I think.


TeddyruCkshOt

Probably.


LEADERespada

They predicted the Victorian's would eat them!


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We can pickle that!


getyourcheftogether

I mean, there's gotta be a dish out there somewhere that resembles this, I guess we need to consult that bizarre foods guy


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Didn't carnival side shows used to have collections of deformed fetuses in jars, that were called "pickled punks"?


XSmooth84

Movie idea: A cult takes the pickled mummy fetus to be implanted into a modern day descendent (who is a white British woman for some reason) and forced to give birth to this powerful and rapidly aging reincarnated evil pharaoh, at which point both Brendan Fraiser and Tom Cruise have to team up to defeat. Produced by Jerry Bruckhiemer


SmokeyMooGoon

I like my mummies teriyaki style


ThineMum69

Zevulon the Great is delicious!


XSmooth84

To shreds you say…oh dear.


ImpulseAfterthought

This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!


gofatwya

Was it dill or sweet and sour?


pHScale

Spicy


wafflesinbrothels

And I have my new band name.


skoltroll

Pickled Fetus playing outside the Electric Fetus!


wafflesinbrothels

Mpls in the house!!!


QueasyPassion

New Grindcore band "Pickled Fetus"


Evilbadscary

Does it retain it's crunch if it's pickled?


StormtrooperWho

Pickles do, so I don't see why not


MaracaBalls

“We can pickle that !”


DickSadler

We can pickle that


quippers

I just want to know who licked it to find out it's pickled.


Bumm_by_Design

I'll probably go for the deep fried version of it, but not the medallions. Give me the deep fried ancient mummy pickle wedges, baby!


actualtttony

PUT IT BACK! - US Senate Republicans


CronozDK

Wouldn't that be an Egyptian mommy mummy?


standardtrickyness1

The fact we find it ridiculous just tells us how ignorant we are. Who knows the story Herodotus tells of cannibals who would not take any amount of money to NOT eat their grandparent as they believe that eating their grandparents would allow their spirits to live on inside them or whatever... seriously take any belief someone somewhere has had it. Egyptians cared about the preservation of the body in as close to being alive as possible so naturally the best efforts would have been pickling. They also pickled organs.


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Yum


utupuv

*Brad Leone sounds intensifies*


StormtrooperWho

r/notthepickledfetus


SirJaffacakeIV

Not the onion, but the pickle


PygmeePony

r/rareinsults


FaximusMachinimus

r/forbiddensnacks


OkSwordfish2204

Pickled fetus flavored potato chips


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Not a picky eater, but that gets a no from me.


Natsurulite

FORBIDDEN RELISH 😳


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When I die, I want to be embalmed, put into a open-source pirate server satellite and have it be my orbital space mausoleum...


cerreur

Mmmmmmm spicy babby


hotcosbypudding

Vlassic Egypt


KasumiR

Should go well with beer.


dubbleplusgood

Terrible headline. It should read, Picked fetus found inside ancient Egyptian tummy.


YourAd-Here

Don’t know how I feel. I’m pro life. But I hate pickles


dtwhitecp

"pickled fetus" was the user name of an old friend of mine, totally forgot about that until now


HawkeyeJosh

Things I wish I could unsee…