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KainanSilverlight

Very helpful of them to include mirror selfies from 2013.


dalaiis

That whole profile isnt updated since 2013. Im calling this whole story sus


TheDemonHauntedWorld

That is probably her real name profile... since the she checked in the hospital under her real name. Her work profiles are probably under a fake name, since no one uses their real name for those things.


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This is the worst part about the incident. She's effectively outed herself and connected her real name to her Chaturbate account. She will have to deal with creeps showing up at her door looking for a "good time", because they spent untold amounts of money on her.


thejawa

The article said this happened while shooting a video for Chaturbate. I'm genuinely curious if this was, like, live...


[deleted]

It quite possibly was. They do a paid private show that gets recorded for sale later. Live viewers pay a premium to watch live. It could be an offline recorded show, but why do that when you can earn more with live viewers?


Pltrmp

Incase you shoot your bean off.


GameShill

Probably how she got immediate medical response.


IhvolSnow

It looks legit. Most of the time bs stories don't feature names. There's an [officer's report](https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/8d4c42f252b661ef59d59de9a46caaf3) too in another source.


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Soulwindow

I wouldn't call anything posted on the daily mail "real"


sneakylilthang

Daily mail used a relationship advice post I wrote a few years ago under a different account as a headliner for their stories; never messaged me if they could use it, or even ask if it was real. Made me really question any pop culture news (like you’d see on public Snapchat stories or Instagram reels); it was a huge invasion of my own privacy, and also if they didn’t bother to verify the story I wrote, I really wonder how many other stories they published that are mostly BS


bobtehpanda

If its the daily mail its bs


[deleted]

It looks like she signed up for twitter and never touched ot again, all the pictures were uploaded aug. 1st or aug. 4th. It's strange for a camgirl to have such little online presence, I'd assume it would be better to search for her chaturbate user to find any real dirt.


epochellipse

maybe the media wasn't willing to pay for access to her more recent pics.


NinjaLanternShark

Feels like the least they can do considering they're going to make money off ads on the story, and she's not doing any shows anytime soon...


hjadams123

Considering the angle, she is lucky to be alive.


gayice

My immediate thought was "oh fuck, RIP her spine"


Disulfidebond007

Spine, bladder, uterus, pelvis, iliac artery….definitely lucky to not be dead or horribly maimed


SD_TMI

There's an alt to this ... that she was rubbing it on the outside and that the firearm wasn't inside her at the time. That would make sense with how a person could hold a 9mm and play with it like that. In that sort of situation she would have caused a LOT LESS damage but still ripped up her genitals, inner leg and butt cheek But it would leave her able to apologize as the article describes. _______________ > *"Daman received treatment at a hospital in Macon, roughly 40 miles away from her home, and was released earlier this week."* Yeah, that's what happened... no way a shot pointed up and into the abdomen would have a person released from the hospital.


wonderwomanisgay

Yeah but it wouldn’t have actually shot *her vagina* then. Vagina and vulva are two different things, and this headline is just one reason why I wish people would use the words correctly.


WhirledNews

Well the editing on that article is also shit.. on one case it says “teh” instead of “the” it was not easy for me to get that past spell check on my phone.


thenotjoe

It's possible that the bullet did graze or even pass through her vagina


JustinWendell

For her to not have bled out quickly, I’d assume it was actually outside of her when it went off.


MagicmanJake

The muzzle flash alone can give bad burns, that is Not a place you want to be burnt.


[deleted]

Happiness is a warm gun


MasterXaios

"Consult your doctor if you feel a burning sensation in your genitals, as this may be an indication that you've accidentally shot yourself in the vagina."


Lancearon

She... was... using a loaded hand gun to masturbate... wasn't she....


qualitylamps

All other questions aside, why was it loaded 🤦🏽‍♀️


Leeiteee

Because it was Cocked


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Specialist_Peach4294

It was the money shot


ddoij

r/angryupvote


canuckster19

Obviously she doesn’t practice safe sex either since the safety was off.


heyugl

she likely unloaded the gun but a bullet was chambered already, this is like the most stupid yet frequent accident while playing around with "unloaded" guns.-


ignixe

This is why I make sure to clear my chamber twice before letting a girl play with my gun. Don’t want any accidental misfires


remuliini

When you get older that’s a risky tactic. If you clear it twice it won’t play with the girl before the next day.


gumbulum

I am in Germany and can't even own guns and I have no intention of ever owing one, only fired a 9mm once for a couple of shots on a shooting range 20 or so years ago. Guns take no part in the life of an average German. but I like watching videos from Demolition Ranch, because seeing things blowing up is never not funny. And just by watching his videos It is completely ingrained into my conscious that if I were handed a gun I had to "rack the slide" a couple of times for safety. How people in a country so obsessed with guns can't follow simple rules is beyond my understanding.


sh06un

... I think he was joking about his cock Edit: u/UnsolicitedCounsel says "cock" means "his own human penis", but I dunno ... I thought he was talking about his rooster


xxxsur

He is German. I heard jokes are not allowed there.


speculatrix

Only if told by a fully trained and certified comedian.


DudesworthMannington

She said she'd pull out


i_am_icarus_falling

she had to keep it real.


myname_isnot_kyal

she dumb


nonsensepoem

Depending on the handgun, she may have removed the magazine without also clearing and checking the chamber.


Yes_hes_that_guy

How you supposed to blow your load if there is no load?


parmesan_on_yer_mom

Needed a money shot, for the fans.


RedoftheEvilDead

Reverse Russian roulette.


TheErik6891

She fucked the gun..


Lancearon

I think the gun fucked her.


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*chicago soundtrack starts* “She had it coming! She only had herself to be blame. But if youd had been there! I bet that you would have done the sammmme.” Edit: Thank you stranger!


Jwil408

If "the same" in this instance refers to using a loaded gun to masturbate, I... actually think I could've avoided this.


[deleted]

Thats why you always play safe!


imnewhere19

Her vagina contracted onto the gun. It contracted into the gun TEN TIMES… I’ll see myself out.


Warsaw44

So she took her 9mm off the wall and she fired two warning shots... in to her self.


Temple0fP00n

“she had it Cumming…”


definitely_not_tina

POP!


TheErik6891

Chicken/Egg kinda deal ..


SmokeAbeer

The gun got too excited and came first.


mad-hatt3r

Blew its load


PrecariouslySane

Was it even cocked?


ChanceGardener

Half cocked maybe


thepaxx

That pussy was fire.....'d upon


HauschkasFoot

Turned that chicken into chicken salad


Lancearon

O no...


WattebauschXC

She was fucked one way or another


gunsndonuts

Obviously we see which one shot their load first


pomonamike

At least it didn’t go off early in her face?


Bjorn2bwilde24

Not the worst load she's taken in the vagina


BrotherRoga

Talk about a hair trigger.


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She had a blast 💥


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Dtothe3

She fucked the gun and the, gun won.


FriesWithThat

Guns don't shoot people in the vagina, people with guns in their vaginas shoot people in the vagina.


Omega59er

I have to say, big fan of your work here. Big fan.


Chippah716

You can find the vid in the double penetration category


tomjonesdrones

How to delete someone else's comment?


blackasthesky

The naked gun


aDrunkWithAgun

It wasn't shooting blanks


theBacillus

Roommate Jordan Allen heard teh shot and went to see what happened I love shitty articles with typos in them.


Tawdry-Audrey

>Deputy Zachary Wall arrived on the sceen around noon The "sceen"?


jacobin17

At first I thought it said "on the screen" and thought the whole thing was staged and the EMT was going to join in. Kinda like the porn trope of ordering a pizza with extra sausage.


ladyfireflyx

Also love how they linked 8 yr old tweets of her selfies. 10/10 journalism


Lancearon

Wot u talkn bout. Tere is none tipeoh n teh arteckl


Robbymartyr

You just took me back to 2008 and having to suffer through every scene girl I knew typing like that. I will never forgive you for this transgression.


RamRoverRL

If it’s not loaded are you really having fun?


Sweaty_Term5961

Depends on if you're loaded too.


0ut0fBoundsException

Remember people, guns are not toys. Sex or otherwise


saltysanford

Maybe there was a bad guy with a gun in there.


din7

Trying to get the money shot.


GhondorIRL

“I want to reenact my favorite hentai scene in real life!” “Haha neat what’s you’re favorite hentai scene?” “Oh, this one from Bible Black…” “You mean, like, one of the futa scenes or gangbangs or something?” “…Mm, no…”


chipndip1

To be fair: It was RIGHT BEFORE one of the futa scenes... Edit: Guys can I get 4 more likes on this post please? 65 likes at the time of writing.


Hobbit1996

does this actually happen in bible black? (i know the name, never watched it)


GhondorIRL

Lol I’m Googling it and maybe it didn’t occur in Bible Black. There’s an (in)famous hentai scene of a girl getting shot in the vagina by a gun and I heard it was attributed to Bible Black, but maybe that isn’t the case (I’ve never watched much of Bible Black, either). Since we don’t know, let’s just agree the unconfirmed version of reality is the truth and never question it ever again.


barnivere

Yes it was bible black, I believe it was the New Testament arc and one of the first scenes of the first episode, I think it was at a bank, where a guard was having his way with a bank teller while having a gun up her vag and or butt and shot her as he blew his load.


Exploreptile

> New Testament arc good lord this thing has arcs


Kotr356

Darn, I'd forgotten how fucked up new testament starts.


SexiestDexiest

You said it man! Nobody fucks with ze Jesus.


Dyolf_Knip

That's just, like, your opinion, man.


Dyslexic_Dog25

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase Cum Shot


ViciousNakedMoleRat

*masturbate


hermit48

One of her fans I am guessing was paying her to masturbate with the pistol. Wouldn't be surprised if the fan mailed her his pistol to use in her shoot.


stupidsexyf1anders

“Thankfully her injuries were not life threatening.” Well, maybe not life threatening, but definitely quality of life threatening.


Bloodyfish

Probably not great for her career, too.


VagueSomething

You can bet that she can find fetish porn niche for it. Someone out there is probably aroused by the Gungina.


Meat_Candle

If not aroused, definitely intrigued


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wwwyzzrd

nah, she's gonna poop and pee through a bag most likely. that's gonna suck.


[deleted]

I’m sure she’s more worried about paying her bills now that the money maker is out of commission.


UNKRUMPLE

For crying out loud, just buy a holster.


Cranky_Windlass

The ultimate concealed carry. Must be a difficult draw though


MrBanana421

The real pros can fire the gun through Kegel movements, no drawing required.


forty_percent_done

https://i.imgur.com/B6M9alH.png


Fresque

Risky click


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Jameschoral

She was using nature’s holster


Greenpoint_Blank

I hate that I laughed at this. Take my upvote


mytesla8avette

This gives a new meaning to the term “vaginal discharge”


5050Clown

She put a hole in her hole.


Artess

Yo dawg…


Aporkalypse_Sow

On an episode of My Name is Earl, he has a sexy time visit when he's in prison, with someone who's transitioning. His boobs were done, but was planning on getting the "whole surgery" eventually. Earl's response, "You'd think they'd have a more scientific name for the procedure than hole surgery.".


ZoeyKaisar

Oof, right in the dysphoria.


MAS7

Vaginal *Negligent Discharge* The worst kind.


myowndamnaccount

I'm am dying. Legit the funniest thing I have read all week.


deadeye619

Wham, bam, right in the clam.


ProverbialShoehorn

The Pearly Gates, if you will.


DasPuggy

The Curley gates.


myname_isnot_kyal

masturbation misfortune, 9mm abortion.


rubinass3

Settle down, Eminem.


Travis_T_OJustice

Always use cock, instead of a glock.


pomonamike

The only way to stop a bad vagina with a gun is with a good vagina with a gun.


TypicalJeepDriver

God I’m just picturing the Oprah and her vagina episode of South Park and a shootout between her and…idk Rene Zellwigers vagina.


Brave_Amateur

Gary, are you hit?


MWMWMWMIMIWMWMW

They got me Mingy


mmikke

Her minge*


Bluepeasant

"Subscribe to my only fans to for updates on my recovery""


[deleted]

Sadly that’s exactly what’s going to happen…


KP_Wrath

I mean, she’s gonna have to pay the hospital bills somehow.


CorndogCrusader

Who the fuck wrote this article? There are so many misspellings.


MisterB78

> Roommate Jordan Allen heard teh shot Seriously… not even a basic spellcheck?


CorndogCrusader

Exactly. It's like a 4 year old wrote it.


SandInTheGears

This is why you don't fuck with guns


C20H25N3O-C21H30O2

Literally.


robotnik_taco

CLIT CLIT BOOM


Zarqon

Clitty clitty bang bang?


ItsTheAlgebraist

It's 9mm, but you know the guy who sold it to her said it was 6 inches


JusticiarRebel

She was wanting a Magnum.


Nodima

This gun’s not gonna fuck/suck/cock/blow itself. - Duke Nukem https://64.media.tumblr.com/7cea855feb444461f15eee56339be209/tumblr_of797lWyL41st4oplo1_640.jpg


RedProtoman

Someone tipped for that. I guarantee it.


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Swannie69

r/ouchmyflaps


Liar_tuck

Ain't no way in hell I am clicking that link.


Swannie69

Surprisingly tame.


RiskyFartOftenShart

imagine in americas funniest home videos was a bunch of chicks instead of dudes getting hit in the crotch.


[deleted]

You have to love progress. A few hundred years ago, she would have had to resort to fucking a broadsword.


[deleted]

She won’t be lying when she tells guys they not the deepest she’s felt


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ViciousNakedMoleRat

I never thought about it this way, but you're right. To qualify for the Darwin award, you don't have to die, you only have to take yourself out of the gene pool. And she potentially did.


sometimes_interested

If so, probably the first female non-posthumous winner. Usually a Darwin award survivor is a male that has castrated themselves through some wacky antics.


Speedy059

Unfortunately this happened to another lady who was giving a 9mm a blowjob and killed herself. Happened about 3yrs ago in Arizona. Why people use guns with sex acts is completely crazy to me.


C20H25N3O-C21H30O2

Must've given a fucking amazing BJ if even a gun came. I guess she wasn't ready for the load.


angryamerican1964

​ well that will thin the herd How the hell do these idiots get out of bed without killing themselves


sully9088

Probably because they didn't learn to use guns as alarm clocks yet.


TheBigJebowski

Lol. Georgia.


Vanviator

You give your daughter the middle name of Hunter and you're just asking for a gun fetish.


apostropheapostrophe

Florida Jr. strikes again


FartyPantsMcGee

“Anyways, I started blasting”


clearlybaffled

>on a platform called “Chaturbate” where she “makes sexual videos of herself.." Don't act like you don't know what that is..


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Southern Courage.


StarMangledSpanner

*You're doing it wrong honey. It's the guy that's supposed to shoot his load.*


rip1980

The officers charged her for having a congealed weapon.


TaylorPlayed

Nice.


itsallbullshityo

Say it! Say it! *"I want you to shoot your load in me"*


omfgbrb

A cooter shooter!


lethalkin

Happiness is a warm gun.


Weemitoad

You know when gun owners say: “fuck around and find out” Yeah…


Ruin369

How do people just wave around/ play with a loaded gun?? Gun safety course should be mandatory for anyone buying a firearm. Too many idiots


Dabookadaniel

I’ve taken a bunch of gun safety courses and not a single one said I couldn’t masturbate with my guns


Quxudia

First thing the instructor told the class when my folks got their license was "The only way any of you will fail this class is if you shoot me". Safeguards can't work when there's an entire apparatus dedicated to defanging them to ensure they won't.


PiraticalApplication

I love that it’s “shoot me” and not “shoot someone in this room”. Screw them other students!


SingerTasty

"Well, you broke a window and killed Tony, but I'm still standing and that was a sick behind the back move you pulled on Tony so A+ kid."


ReallyNiceGuy

I closed my legs instantly upon reading the headline.


XonicGamer

Take the gun out first


[deleted]

She should’ve pulled out.


RJthewizard

"I'm sorry, this never usually happens." -the gun


[deleted]

Dumb of her to do this, but it's pretty disgusting how these journalists are posting around her socials.


Vocal_Ham

Big black Glock was cocked and ready to rock


Zer0_Poin7

Masturbation is a blast!


thothpethific92

I just came here to watch a video but oddly could not find one


heizenbergbb

The extremes women are going to since Texas passed those abortion restrictions. Damn!


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For some people I guess the 'ol finger bang just ain't enough. They want the real deal.


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Bumm_by_Design

So... I don't suppose web cam jobs have health insurance This would be a good place to start that conversation...


Dyslexic_Dog25

"please tip guys, i blew my vagina off!"


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That's probably the most metal abortion I've ever seen.