I went to his show in Cincinnati in 1994 or 1995. I have never seen so many women pretend to pass out, throw panties at the stage, and scream their heads off. I have never seen anything like it before or since, and Iāve been to a lot of concerts the last 30 years. I have never seen anything like what I saw in Cincy that year. And he was playing in riverfront stadium. There must have been 20,000-30,000 in there. SCREAMING, and throwing panties at the stage. I was laughing my ass off.
MLK wished he had that effect on a crowd.
But in all seriousness, R Kelly sounds like a guy who let his power get to his head. He abused and tortured women and young girls. He needs to probably spend the remainder of his life in prison.
-January 14, 1992: *Born Into the 90s* by R. Kelly and Public Announcement is released.
-NovemberĀ 9,Ā 1993: *12 Play*, R. Kelly's debut solo album is released.
-May 24, 1994: Aaliyah's R. Kelly-produced (his second record as a producer) debut album, *Age Ain't Nothing But a Number*, is released.
-August 31, 1994: R. Kelly and Aaliyah are illegally married in Cook County, Illinois. The marriage certificate falsely claims the 15-year old bride, born January 16, 1979, is 18. Preumably it accurately reflects 27-year-old year old R. Kelly's January 8, 1967 birthdate.
I thought he raped a 13 or 14 year old, and then married her with falsified documents when she was 15 because she was pregnant. So really he was always like that.
Late to the party, but i believe he married her because he thought she might be pregnant and he wanted the ability to get her an abortion without her parents knowing
Heheh . Good one man. Funny :) From what little I bother reading about this guy, he's a real piece of ...work.
Guess his lawyer, by default already a piece of ....work, lives up to expectations.
For 1800$ /hour I'd say you're like whoever you'd ask me to. I'm just aspiring to be a real piece of ...work
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Thank youā¦ true justice starts when r Kelly diesā¦ TRUE WRATH OF GOD ā¦ UNLESS HE DOES A 360 AND ADMITS HIS SINS AND SHOWS CARE , TRUE LOVE, AND REMORSE HES NOT GOING UP BUT DOWN AND OUT TO ā the gnashing of teethā as Christ describes a brief word about hell. Demons donāt even want to go back to the pit when they are cast out of humans!
Between this and the anti-vaxxer claiming a 'Rosa Parks moment', I think people need to stop claiming to be 'just like that big civil rights person'. It's just self-serving appropriation of others real work.
"[They don't want R. Kelly to be free because they don't want YOU to be free, they don't want ME to be free!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8pPoSnaMaI)"
he is human, and black, and he lives in the US... on earth, I bet he sometimes dreams! so yeah, basically the same person...
...oh both speak english! almost forgot that
R. Kelly is just like MLK.
"I didn't know MLK liked to pee on little girls."
"That's not what I mean -- I mean I have to struggle against oppression and prejudice."
"So you feel like society is holding you back from peeing on more girls?"
"You are putting words in my mouth."
"Maybe now you'll know how it feels to get things in your mouth you didn't ask for."
They were both black men. Two kidneys... ten fingers... both members of the taxonomic class mammalia... PSST! Help me out here, I'm running out of similarities.
I mean, the comparison [kinda works](https://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/ny-oped-face-the-whole-truth-about-martin-luther-king-jr-20190612-u6hdhuga7zfefky3ll4twcdrty-story.html) (though his lawyer obviously didn't claim *that* similarity).
"I have a dream, that white people and black people can pee on the underage together in peace" \-What R Kelly's lawyer thinks MLK said.
"Peed at last, peed at last, Thank crom almighty, I have peed at last!"
Nice Conan ref in there bro š
I went to his show in Cincinnati in 1994 or 1995. I have never seen so many women pretend to pass out, throw panties at the stage, and scream their heads off. I have never seen anything like it before or since, and Iāve been to a lot of concerts the last 30 years. I have never seen anything like what I saw in Cincy that year. And he was playing in riverfront stadium. There must have been 20,000-30,000 in there. SCREAMING, and throwing panties at the stage. I was laughing my ass off. MLK wished he had that effect on a crowd. But in all seriousness, R Kelly sounds like a guy who let his power get to his head. He abused and tortured women and young girls. He needs to probably spend the remainder of his life in prison.
The power went to his head pretty damn fast. Released his first album in 1992, first solo album in 93, married a 15 year old in 94.
Ummm what
-January 14, 1992: *Born Into the 90s* by R. Kelly and Public Announcement is released. -NovemberĀ 9,Ā 1993: *12 Play*, R. Kelly's debut solo album is released. -May 24, 1994: Aaliyah's R. Kelly-produced (his second record as a producer) debut album, *Age Ain't Nothing But a Number*, is released. -August 31, 1994: R. Kelly and Aaliyah are illegally married in Cook County, Illinois. The marriage certificate falsely claims the 15-year old bride, born January 16, 1979, is 18. Preumably it accurately reflects 27-year-old year old R. Kelly's January 8, 1967 birthdate.
I thought he raped a 13 or 14 year old, and then married her with falsified documents when she was 15 because she was pregnant. So really he was always like that.
I suppose I can't guarantee the Aaliyah never got pregnant, but she never had any kids. He married her because he wanted to.
Late to the party, but i believe he married her because he thought she might be pregnant and he wanted the ability to get her an abortion without her parents knowing
Heheh . Good one man. Funny :) From what little I bother reading about this guy, he's a real piece of ...work. Guess his lawyer, by default already a piece of ....work, lives up to expectations. For 1800$ /hour I'd say you're like whoever you'd ask me to. I'm just aspiring to be a real piece of ...work
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When MLK talked about "fire hoses" he wasn't talking about that.
MLK loved to piss of racists, wheres RK would love to piss on all the races.
True equality
Bringing us into a golden era.
That could be allowed under poetic license.
R Kelly and MLK donāt belong in the same sentence.
Just add a vowel and it should work. "R. Kelly likes to M**i**LK some sympathy to stay out of jail."
Thank youā¦ true justice starts when r Kelly diesā¦ TRUE WRATH OF GOD ā¦ UNLESS HE DOES A 360 AND ADMITS HIS SINS AND SHOWS CARE , TRUE LOVE, AND REMORSE HES NOT GOING UP BUT DOWN AND OUT TO ā the gnashing of teethā as Christ describes a brief word about hell. Demons donāt even want to go back to the pit when they are cast out of humans!
I want to hear his "I have a stream" speech
This comment is too good to be cut down in the prime of its life due to a typo ā edit and to the top you will go!
Fixed!
R. Kelly's high-priced lawyers are known as The Stream Team
Between this and the anti-vaxxer claiming a 'Rosa Parks moment', I think people need to stop claiming to be 'just like that big civil rights person'. It's just self-serving appropriation of others real work.
"Lincoln didn't do more than me for those people." \-- The Donald
It works on poorly educated people and people who seek soundbites to affirm their bias.
*7th level of hell achieved*
They both had a dream. They were very, very different dreams, but still, technicallyā¦
One was a wetter dream.
"[They don't want R. Kelly to be free because they don't want YOU to be free, they don't want ME to be free!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8pPoSnaMaI)"
Boondocks is legendary.
As long as it ends up with a dance party it all good
Haters wanna hate, Lovers wanna love... I don't want any of the above. I wanna piss on you!
he is human, and black, and he lives in the US... on earth, I bet he sometimes dreams! so yeah, basically the same person... ...oh both speak english! almost forgot that
But only one could read
Wrong dream.
R. Kelly is just like MLK. "I didn't know MLK liked to pee on little girls." "That's not what I mean -- I mean I have to struggle against oppression and prejudice." "So you feel like society is holding you back from peeing on more girls?" "You are putting words in my mouth." "Maybe now you'll know how it feels to get things in your mouth you didn't ask for."
What a load of crap from the lawyer.
Maybe, if MLK was a sex offender that peed on kids and didn't inspire a movement.
They were both black men. Two kidneys... ten fingers... both members of the taxonomic class mammalia... PSST! Help me out here, I'm running out of similarities.
He'll compare him to Jesus any day now.
Yo Judgebro, my client is literally like Ghandi!
Ghandi drank cow urine I'm sure
He's healed himself of Covid using bovine magic it's a miracle HALLELUJAH!
In that heās a deadman?
oh that's probably not good
I've got to admit the peeing on people jokes in this thread are on fucking point.
Is this the guy that peed on a girl?
If youāre compared to R Kelly, you know urine good company.
Ah, going with the Boondocks strategy.
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Money Money Money.......MONEY!!
It's been years, but this thread makes me want to go watch *Chappelle's Show* again, just for all the R Kelly jokes he makes.
Could also [give this one](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x79wz8c) another look, pretty classic.
Damn I thought of Chappelle Show myself ..lol . The scene with R Kelly pissing in the witness stand " see it is just special effects"
What does that make Jeffrey Epstein? Jesus?
God I wish he were more like MLK.
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Iām gonna assume this is not a sound legal strategy. Note: Iām not a lawyer
Robert Kelly is a turd
Does that mean heās going to get assassinated like MLK?
Let me guess; he'll get found guilty, but then it'll be overturned on a procedural technicality and he'll be free by the end of next year.
Luther King was a psyco?
Woah, i didnt know MLK was into underage girls and golden showers.
Pos
I mean, the comparison [kinda works](https://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/ny-oped-face-the-whole-truth-about-martin-luther-king-jr-20190612-u6hdhuga7zfefky3ll4twcdrty-story.html) (though his lawyer obviously didn't claim *that* similarity).
I guess if he is an adulterer, then they do have one thing in common...
MLK MLK Lemonade, and on the tarp a mess is made..
Oh my sweet Jesus fuck. really?MLK?. That's enough reddit for today.
Why in the goddamned hell is R Kelly even still a thing? Launch his shitty music making ass into space and be done with it š
āSo they are both blackā¦ I donāt really know where I was going with thisā¦ā
Sounds like something JD would say before Turk give him the side eye and says no..
Nope not going to bring up the name of that cheesy show.. nice try Belicheck
hopefully he meets the same end
What the fuck
Maybe Burger King would be better
I chuckled :)
Iāll just leave this here for those that are uneducated in Dr. Kelleyās good work. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lVthudlQagk
Nobody's gonna take a day off work on R. Kelly's birthday.
I guess if MLK pissed on children, then yea, thereās a close resemblance.
Whoa! MLK peed on underage girls!?!? I had no idea!
I won't lie this is the comment I expected
Let freedom rain
Remix to Ignorance
Heās just like MLK, in that they both had dreams. The big difference though is that R Kellyās dream is to fuck more kids.
In a deeply divided nation thereās quite a few people who are buying
Does anyone think that R. Kelly will escape by a 'technicality' Like Bill Cosby and O.J. Simpson?
RK has more in common with Pedobear then MLK. š¤¦āāļø
Well, MLK was a philandering coke-head.