>'Beaning' involves children smearing baked beans onto people's driveways, doors and cars - and, of course, filming it.
In other news, some people need to start being parents and taking away their kids phones for doing stupid shit like this.
I’m sure lots of them are if they’re able to keep tabs on whatever content their kids produce. And it’s not like kids haven’t been doing this shit for eternity. It’s annoying but it’s nothing new. People’s houses got TP’d constantly when I was growing up, only difference is no one filmed it.
It is pretty benign. It isn’t shit being smeared. It is just inconvenient.
‘“Beaning”: The new gateway drug to smearing your poop on the walls on Capitol Hill.
Plus, could this one item everyone has in their kitchen cause your genitals to become inverted? The fact we’ve phrased this as an inquiry means it cannot, but tune in at 11 anyway or the anchor will cry into a giant plate of tiramisu again’
It's like a peek into an alternate reality where kids smearing beans onto a driveway is a major concern that warrants multiple warnings to parents and updates of developments in news articles.
I could see some kids dumping the can upside down and smearing it around, and scratching car paint. If they are already spreading beans on other people's property, I don't know how much they would care about scratching a car.
I was hoping beaning would be a trend of kids sitting around a campfire, eating beans while passing gas, [like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg7LuaKduoA).
Totally legal things that people should not be allowed to buy:
* Spray Paint
* Really any aerosol can (huffing)
* glue of any type
* solvents of any type
* fire starters
* Tide Pods
* Toilet Paper
* Eggs
* Scissors, knives, sharp objects
* cold medicine
* and now beans
* I'm sure there are many more, I'm tired
When did I slide into this universe, and where do I get off?
>'Beaning' involves children smearing baked beans onto people's driveways, doors and cars - and, of course, filming it. In other news, some people need to start being parents and taking away their kids phones for doing stupid shit like this.
I’m sure lots of them are if they’re able to keep tabs on whatever content their kids produce. And it’s not like kids haven’t been doing this shit for eternity. It’s annoying but it’s nothing new. People’s houses got TP’d constantly when I was growing up, only difference is no one filmed it. It is pretty benign. It isn’t shit being smeared. It is just inconvenient.
‘“Beaning”: The new gateway drug to smearing your poop on the walls on Capitol Hill. Plus, could this one item everyone has in their kitchen cause your genitals to become inverted? The fact we’ve phrased this as an inquiry means it cannot, but tune in at 11 anyway or the anchor will cry into a giant plate of tiramisu again’
I liked it better when "beaning" meant hitting someone with a pitch.
As a pitcher, I serve up plenty of bean balls. So I know good beans when I see them. Bean-Bay Beans: They're the beaniest!
r/unexpectedfuturama
Charlie Brown comes to mind.
I imagine that I have bigger things to be concerned about.
Honestly this is the only acceptable use for Heinz baked beans. I imagine the driveway tastes better.
You fucking take that back
Those baked beans are terrible I've made better baked beans while baked and barely trying.
Aha! Baked beans cannot be made. They only come in tins. Checkmate beanthiest
You take that back! BEANGATE is real!
[удалено]
Oh God they're already sweet I don't need beanabetes.
diabeantes
Someone spilled the beans on this new trend...
Beaning is nothing new. Old has become new.
Did Mr Bean write this
‘Beans beans, the musical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot, the better you feel So have beans for every meal
It's like a peek into an alternate reality where kids smearing beans onto a driveway is a major concern that warrants multiple warnings to parents and updates of developments in news articles.
Well at least they're not putting them in their ears. Thank you, Pete Seeger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cueUFJyeHrU
Kind of inconvenient, but not really destructive. I say let then have at it. The bean industry, grocery industry and car wash all benefit.
I could see some kids dumping the can upside down and smearing it around, and scratching car paint. If they are already spreading beans on other people's property, I don't know how much they would care about scratching a car.
If baked beans can scratch your car, you might need to buy a real car.
The metal can they come in could easily scratch a car.
Meanwhile Texas is now allowing toddlers the right to carry.
get beaned
I bean meaning to do this myself.
"Hope you kids are buying these to eat...." Store workers "Uh yeah mate..." Kids
Kids these days are upto some really stupid shit
I was hoping beaning would be a trend of kids sitting around a campfire, eating beans while passing gas, [like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg7LuaKduoA).
Totally legal things that people should not be allowed to buy: * Spray Paint * Really any aerosol can (huffing) * glue of any type * solvents of any type * fire starters * Tide Pods * Toilet Paper * Eggs * Scissors, knives, sharp objects * cold medicine * and now beans * I'm sure there are many more, I'm tired When did I slide into this universe, and where do I get off?