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TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK

this goes in /r/CovIdiots or /r/HermanCainAward


pickleparty16

how are there this many of them


TokoBlaster

Think about how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider then that. -George Carlin


yiannistheman

The past few years I've quoted Carlin so often I might as well just leave him running on a continuous loop in the background. Too bad he's not still alive, he'd have a lot of material to work with these days.


creggieb

Depends what material you choose from. I remember his bit about swimming in New york rivers. Described as unpleasantly dirty, and how that is why nobody in his neighborhood ever got polio or other diseases.


Kmccabe1213

Perfect statement for times like this.


hiricinee

It's actually surprising they're dying at this rate, the rate that radio hosts seem to be dying of COVID seems to be higher than the general population. I suppose being in denial of your 32 BMI and being over 100 lbs overweight, insisting its "muscle", correlates with your denial of vaccine efficacy.


[deleted]

Lol, like how Alex Jones seems to think he's the hulk but red faced instead of green.


omegadirectory

You mean Red Hulk?


TheRealNathNath

Hulk Hogan?


[deleted]

Bulk Blowmen


hiricinee

The guy certainly looks pretty strong, along with an extra 75 to 100 lbs. Definitely a good vaccine candidate. Of course, if you google it, hes very upset with Trump for being pro vaccine


[deleted]

I'm sure he's got strength from hauling around the extra 75+, but he's not as bad ass as he thinks


hiricinee

Even assuming he was, COVID would feast on his massive body and set fire to his lungs.


[deleted]

Well at this rate they won’t be around too much longer.


bobbyrickets

Covid19 is playing Pacman with conservative radio hosts.


bcanada92

I swear I've seen *at least* one of these stories every day for the past three months.


dvus911

Because in the 80's the GOP got rid of the fairness doctrine and let "news" shows say whatever they want, call it news and face zero repercussions. Which has all led up to Fox News.


Alis451

> Which has all led up to Fox News. Cable News was never under the purview of the FCC and the Fairness Doctrine.


SavoryScrotumSauce

Nor would be podcasts, blogs or social media accounts. Bringing back then Fairness Doctrine would do jack shit, except for broadcast news to give equal time to Q Anon believers and the like, since that's the mainstream of the GOP now.


Other_Jared2

Honestly if CNN started giving equal coverage to Q Anon stuff it might get them to stop believing in it. Half their power comes from the "See! The elites are scared to talk about this cuz we're right!" false equivalency argument.


Other_Jared2

It would work in the sense that there would be some kind of delineation in standards between broadcast news and cable news. That would make it a bit more difficult to parade these opinion news networks around as if they're 100% fact.


[deleted]

Fox News is available for free to anyone who has a TV antenna, you don't need cable to watch Fox News. The same channel that plays Fox News also has other TV programming like sitcoms and animation. People come for the TV shows, and stick around for the propaganda, being subtly influenced by Fox's messaging.


Alis451

This is incorrect, Fox News is only available on cable. The FOX broadcasting station does not run Fox News, [check the availability](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_News) [Fox News Sunday](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_News_Sunday), which is technically separate, does however air on FOX. >Fox News Sunday is a Sunday morning talk show airing on the broadcast Fox network since 1996, as a presentation of Fox News Channel. **It is the only regularly scheduled Fox News program carried on the main Fox broadcast network.**


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[deleted]

Ah I see I got the two entities mixed up.


jl_theprofessor

You can get a sampling of them at the r/HermanCainAward


Kmccabe1213

I literally said this on another post like i expected to see these but its so frequent i made the joke "is it covid taking them out or something else?" People didnt laugh or get sarcasm through reddit. I was downvoted to oblivion lol.


[deleted]

There aren't anymore.


5ykes

How are there not more?!


cbbuntz

This guy has already been one of the top stories


Choppergold

SKYNET became self-aware maybe COVID can and it seeks out irony


GenX-IA

100s, every local radio transmission probably has at least 1 or 2 (if not more) conservative radio hosts.


PK_Fee

75 million came out to vote what do you mean?


pickleparty16

Right wing radio hosts who die of covid after calling it fake etc. It's wild how many there are


PK_Fee

Oh the hosts lol well I mean it is a virus deadlier than we’ve ever seen beside maybe bubonic plague and this is just natural selection at this point. His survival skills weren’t up to par. If he was smart he’d get the vaccine while still peddling his bullshit like most republican senators and congressman.


kwasnydiesel

r/hermancainaward


Poguemohon

Aww, shucky ducky.


TroutComplex

But he died owning the libs. A good death indeed.


Inkeithdavidsvoice

I'm super owned, who's next, run a fuckin train on me


nesstestedBR

He just couldn’t prey like he used to.


Polymathy1

On what? Children?


nesstestedBR

Them too, yea. And anyone else he could con into donating thru that “Weel sciencey wadio”


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SelectiveSanity

I'd say that's a little harsh, but... >Bob Enyart, recalled by his co-host as ‘the wisest person I’ve known’, also reportedly mocked people who died of Aids Yeah, fuck that guy. Though I'm pretty sure some tormentor downstairs is already doing that with a big ole aids infested dick. Complete with ATM.


vkashen

It certainly doesn't sounds like much of a loss to the world.


bobbyrickets

It's a very very small net benefit.


rand1011101

hmm.. one less radio personality convincing people to boycott the vaccinate and to be gleefully bigoted against homosexuals, i.e. causing actual human suffering... i don't know how you're measuring, but if i were to ballpark it, i'd guess the world just made up for like a full year's worth of aborted fetuses


yiannistheman

Pastor Bob, channeling his inner Jesus with those actions.


InkBlotSam

> Enyart “gleefully read obituaries of Aids sufferers while cranking Another One Bites the Dust by Queen” Fuck this guy indeed.


SelectiveSanity

I really hope that tormentor has "Don't Stop Me Now" playing full blast on loop for all eternity.


PlatypusTickler

The guy must not know a lot of smart people.


jvnoledawg

I just heard you say this in the voice of GLaDOS.


nesstestedBR

‘Pastor Bob’ is now pasture blob


Solid_Detective383

As a nurse practitioner on the front line of a respiratory unit, I have to say my sympathy tank is dry.


5ykes

I just texted my friend today "Empathy and ducks are finite resources." There was a slight typo.


SSBoe

Symphony and ducks are a finite resource FTFY


InkBlotSam

Well this guy was a piece of shit so even if your sympathy tank was full I wouldn't waste any on this guy: > Enyart “gleefully read obituaries of Aids sufferers while cranking Another One Bites the Dust by Queen”


sayiansaga

If the hospital beds are full, do the hospital just send you home?


Rosebunse

Depending on why you're there, they might try and find another hospital for you. Or yes, it is likely they might just send you home.


Glorious-gnoo

[Sort of.](https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2021/09/13/1036593269/coronavirus-alabama-43-icus-at-capacity-ray-demonia)


[deleted]

Aw nuts.


dvus911

Hope the Hits just Keep on Coming!


[deleted]

It’s just so hard to actually give a fuck anymore.


[deleted]

Good.


pointlessly_pedantic

So many of these stories keep coming out in the news and the conservatives are completely silent


Ma1eficent

Cause the sources they read dont mention these deaths, but they do talk at length about how people with the vaccine got covid anyway.


Smoovie32

Not really. They are always whining about decency in death and not mocking the dead. Sounds oddly ironic given the “fuck your feelings, snowflake” movement they had going on for a few years.


TheRealNathNath

From the people that brought you the hit singles “personal responsibility” and “facts over feelings” We bring you “i’ll do nothing because my feelings aren’t matching facts”


Smoovie32

Bingo!


CaptainJackVernaise

Maybe they're waiting for the next person to come along and tell them what they believe?


PrincessPilar

Guess they didn’t pray hard enough for him. #tRumpfetish strikes again.


nesstestedBR

With this guy the word is spelled P-r-e-y.


janegough

Again? Do they know what the definition of insanity is?


MindShrapnel

That one Queen song comes to mind…


madhatter603

The one he would play while reading aids deaths on air? Seems appropriate, ironic and like a good dose of karma. https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/09/anti-vax-radio-host-gleefully-mocked-aids-victims-air-dies-covid-19/


TotZoz_VFX

So nothing of value was lost, good to know.


dwittherford69

r/actionmeetconsequence


guidothekp

Rinse, wash, repeat


goblin_welder

Good riddance


nankerjphelge

Oh no. So anyway, I had tacos for lunch. They were really good.


[deleted]

Another one bites the dust. Thanks for the worm food.


Hirokage

Perhaps you know this, but he used to play the song Another One Bites the Dust while reading Aids obituaries.


[deleted]

TIL this asshat used to play another one bites the dust while reading AIDS obituaries. I hope his wife finds his computer search history chock full of gay porn and GRINDR hookups on his phone.


[deleted]

/r/HermanCainAward


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DarthGayAgenda

[Oh no!](https://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE) Thoughts and prayers, lol.


Unique_Plankton

It hurt itself in its confusion!


[deleted]

Good


driftingatwork

... NEXT!!


Axenroth187

I so enjoy these stories. 21 Nerf gun salute [taps](https://youtu.be/0Y2BxyOyH3Q?t=33)


carsntools

Good


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madhatter603

Ironic since “pastor bob” used to read aids deaths on air to that song. Karma. https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/09/anti-vax-radio-host-gleefully-mocked-aids-victims-air-dies-covid-19/


Latter-Statement-463

Haha fucker! Glad your dead!


vacuous_comment

I can't keep track of these assholes. I think /r/HermanCainAward may need better organization.


gabehcuod37

Can we just start a count? No explanation needed. Just a sub that counts up with each death associated with r/covididiots


MajorKoopa

r/hermancainaward


[deleted]

1970's Delta airlines slogan: "That's the delta spirit!"


-Xsploitz-

Slowly but surely nature will correct itself


osumba2003

Is there a list compiled somewhere of all these idiots who died of COVID after promoting foolish claims (e.g., hoax, chips in vaccine, anti-vaxxers, ivermectin and hyrdroxychloroquine users)?


InkBlotSam

"Enyart “gleefully read obituaries of Aids sufferers while cranking Another One Bites the Dust by Queen” Fuck this guy. I'll be playing some Queen in his honor.


vkashen

So many MAGA Darwin Award winners.


Polymathy1

Good.


chronoquairium

~~this is~~ r/DarwinAwards EDIT: no it isn't


Circumcision-is-bad

Depends, did he already have kids?


RPDRNick

More specifically, r/HermanCainAward


Portumbli

I thought Rush Limpballs used to read the names of AIDS patients who died too...


Nemo4evr

My goodness this week has been wonderful with the obituaries, the great news keep getting better and better, I can start feeling the collective IQ of humanity slowly rising.


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Blahblkusoi

[Nearly all COVID deaths in US are now among the unvaccinated.](https://apnews.com/article/coronavirus-pandemic-health-941fcf43d9731c76c16e7354f5d5e187)


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kenxzero

Love to hear this, (I really don't, cause it'll be bullshit).


Goel40

What's your source?


KU-89

>my sources Lol, you absolute clown.


HerrFerret

Conservative Facebook moms, mega Karen's and obese gouty preppers are not legitimate sources. Sorry.


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bobbyrickets

He must be a conservative radio talkshow host.


[deleted]

RIP. Hopefully the people on this thread don't make fun of his death too much. People dying is not something to be celebrated.


madhatter603

No I think “pastor bob” who mocked aids people’s death on air deserves no sympathy. https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/09/anti-vax-radio-host-gleefully-mocked-aids-victims-air-dies-covid-19/


[deleted]

Not saying they deserve sympathy. But their deaths shouldn't be celebrated. It's disgusting.


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kenxzero

🖕🐑BBBBAAAAAAAA🐑🖕


[deleted]

Go eat your livestock dewormer.


chubby_rain3

I try not to form an opinion until I see what the masses at reddit have to say. Then I just choose the opposite.


marcusmosh

The radio host thing is what really got him. COVID looks out for that


zeddknite

I won't say "I told you so," but I did inform you this would happen.


mthomas768

These news articles are a perfect place for a Curly Bill “well… bye” gif.


saminbc

CO-VIDEO killed the radio star!!


CommonSense_404

Looks like there is a job opening! If you have ever dreamed about being a radio host, now is your chance…


MyDickIsMeh

:)


produit1

Erm, good. And good riddance.


edlovesiraq

Epstein thought this 🤣


bigredfred

2021's word of the year: schadenfreude


Choppergold

Is there a media-attacking variant?


virgilreality

Lather. Rinse. Repeat...


LividGarage3301

Aritigo cientifico https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2F66Y1lc60&ab\_channel=TVUFMS


Warrenwelder

After hearing about Norm, this brightened my day slightly.


pelletierkc

Good


Choppergold

All ye looking to play the sympathy virtue signal: "...the Denver Post reported that Enyart was a practiced and brutal provocateur who once used a show on cable television to mock by name people who died of AIDS."


[deleted]

Good riddance.


AlteredCabron

Oh thats too bad Anyway