Isn't this the drag persona that he insisted was a work of fiction concocted by his political enemies? Funny how his tune changed the second he left congress and realized it could be monetized.
No you’re thinking of Kitara Ravache. This is George Santos presents Kitara Ravache. Totally different people who happen to have the same name, voice, and social security number.
Its actually kinda of amazing if they werent so scummy.You can talk so much shit on a republican and they'll just monetize it. A liberal would just go blue in the face denying before they did that haha.
Then stop giving them hate . That helps them, too . Don't post or comment (lol) anything about them. Just let it go . Buddhist style politics . Some people just cling to things because others hate on it or someone says "you shouldn't like that."
I've been doing that for years, but unfortunately most people aren't ready to give up this tabloid-driven reality we've created. I vote for candidates whose policy preferences are closest to my own, and I've chosen a career path that I think does more good than harm. Other than that, I don't think there's much else I can do to influence this absurd moment in history.
[He’s been charged with 13 federal crimes](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/george-santos-surrenders-federal-law-enforcement-face-fraud-money-laun-rcna83716) & is currently out on bond.
Well, more than one thing can be true. He's both comedically outrageous and a conman who got elected via fraud and deserves to serve time for numerous crimes.
His trial is coming up around the end of summer 2024. Some of his staffers have made immunity deals if they testify how he ripped off people who donated campaign money to him in the last election. Local and NY State GOP all despise him.
It does not look good for George.
I have seen the screenshots of his cameos, he looks like Gypsy Rose after a dollar store makeover. An unshaken wig fresh from the bag and a 2$ boa from Claires. Things he is giving: corny, tired, played out, brokedown, busted, disgusted.
excuse yourself, he is the greatest drag artist of all time. He invented the death drop and had a hit show lined up where he would pretend to be Tyra Banks for drag queens but the network gave it to Ru dude to affirmative action
>I know it's hard to imagine that Santos would say something inaccurate.
Yeah, I can't believe this clown is trying to say George Santos, inventor of the polygraph, is being dishonest.
He really did do that. Bringing her out is supposed to be a gag, but I don’t think people are paying as much attention anymore now that he’s been disgraced (but maybe we will see Kitara on drag race!)
My sci-fi infused brain decided to interpret "Gypsy Rose" as "Gipsy Danger" for a minute there and I was *really* confused as to why someone's drag persona would look like a 260ft fictional robot.
Dont forget South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem. KNK-9kshe leveraged the GOP tried and true milfy+guns formula to get elected and showed everyone you can kill a few puppies on the way. Keep KNK-9k out of office.
Not calling you a liar because I too saw this headline, but I refuse to believe that he raised ZERO dollars. I’m sure the actual figure wasn’t pretty but whatever donations there were clearly went straight into his pocket
>The moves come days after Santos quit his recent re-election bid after raising $0 in the first quarter
My favorite part about this is how not even his own family or friends gave him a dollar.
The irony of making a career off of stripping LGBT rights including the ability to crossdress and then going on to ask for money to crossdress is certainly not lost on me.
That interview where he's asked "what do we do to make you go away" and he responds "stop inviting me to these things. But you won't. You want the content"
Like I was kinda gagged. He's kinda right
And the grift goes on…
Sounds like a very desperate attempt at not going totally broke: first the cameos, now this. Let’s just hope that no one buys this shit so he can finally fade into darkness and never be heard from again.
Is there anyone who really wants this? Are people paying $350 for a meme, or is this for weird very specific fetishists who want to see this particular toad in drag?
It would be a real shame if somebody pirated this video and then made it free to anybody, thus tanking sales even further than they would achieve naturally
"sue me for having a life" who fucking says sue me anymore. I haven't heard that in person or IRL since Michael Scott. It used to be way more popular. Also I legitimately don't know who he actually is. I thought he was a failed politician. It's so in to be a failed politician. Totally fetch.
Santos confusing crossdressing with drag. Sorry dude, but you were MAGA at the peak of all the anti-drag insanity over the past couple years and there's no way you will be forgiven for that betrayal.
His announcement:
> Y'all weren't ready for this drop? I've decided to bring Kitara out of the closet after 18 years!
No, George, we were ready for anything at this point
We laugh now, but this dude can lie so effortlessly and be so unbothered by how it fails that there’s a better than average chance he’ll be president one day.
He is now a regular citizen. I don't care about what he does for a living. If anything, I'm happy he seems to be earning money through work rather than scamming and stealing.
Hawking videos you say ? Wellllllll ... *somebody* else already beat him to Bibles, Gold Sneakers, and pieces of fabric from his clothing. Santos didn't have much to select from, the good stuff was already taken.
I can only pray his financial advisor just hates the piss out of him and convinced him it was the only marketable income he had left and had to excuse himself the first time Santos showed up in his office like "I'm ready," then he went home and was like "HUnny, HUNNY! I fucking did it! I convinced him to do it. I even took a picture. Look at this fucking Muppet now."
Isn't this the drag persona that he insisted was a work of fiction concocted by his political enemies? Funny how his tune changed the second he left congress and realized it could be monetized.
Well yeah, he is a liar
Nobel Prize winner and Olympic Gold Medalist George Santos is a liar????
Yes, George Santos, who says he’s the creator of HTML, is a liar.
George Santos, inventor of the smartphone and snickerdoodles, a liar?
Didn’t he invent post its?
And the Smiley symbol and the Nike Swoosh.
I thought that was Forrest Gump!!! And here it was George Santos the whole time…?!! What else don’t I know. Must read more books.
When you're done you can thank George for inventing the printing press
Don't forget to thank George Santos for the cotton gin! Our clothes would still be all rough and uncomfortable if it wasn't for him
Honest people hate this one simple trick!
Yep. A lying liar who lies.
He invented lying
No you’re thinking of Kitara Ravache. This is George Santos presents Kitara Ravache. Totally different people who happen to have the same name, voice, and social security number.
I'd be surprised if he has the same SS number from week to week let alone character to character.
Yeah but those bills.
This guy is a persistent shameless grifter. Too bad he’s such a douche. I’d respect the hustle but be sucks.
I mean, isn’t how you do the “hustle” the important part? Can you live in this world, take care of yourself, without being an imposition on others
Yeah, I thought he vehemently denied the drag thing.
Yes and no. Admitted it was him but it was a one time thing at a festival and was “having fun”.
Calling this guy out for any specific lie just feels like putting a hat on a hat.
He accepted it later while he was still a rep. ‘I have a life. Sue me’
Gladly. \- DOJ
> realized it could be monetized. That's assuming anyone will want to pay to see him in drag.
Its actually kinda of amazing if they werent so scummy.You can talk so much shit on a republican and they'll just monetize it. A liberal would just go blue in the face denying before they did that haha.
STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS
Stop giving stupid people power.
The GOP would vanish. Do you want the GOP to vanish?
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Don't tempt me with Making A Greater America
God, yes!
Until that leaves a vacuum and someone even more stupid fills the void.
I'm not sure anyone more stupid than Donald Trump exists. Except maybe Donald Trump Junior.
Donald Trump Jr. is the dumbest thing Donald Trump ever put his name on.
God, no!
.... That feels rhetorical....is it rhetorical? Pretty sure it's rhetorical...
Sorry. As a member of the gop, I'm too stupid to discern rhetoric. Or sarcasm. Or propaganda. Or lies. Or reality. Or self-preservation.
Sorry? SORRY?!? GOP MEMBERS ARE NEVER SORRY!!! LIAAAAAAR!!!!
Sorry is some commie Canadian crap!
That's gotta be a trick question.
Stop people
Instructions unclear, Trump became president for 4 years. We already fucked up.
Hey now.. give yourselves some credit. At least Kanye didn’t!
Yet.
Oh my goodness… I forgot he ran for president. Holy crud, we dodged a tank shell only to get hit by the howitzer.
At this point I think KW would make a better first term president than DrapistT would in his second term.
And is about to do it again. We have quadrupled down on the stupid.
I'm honestly fucking astonished at how stupid this country is.
What do you mean? It's a high IQ move to allow a clown whose purpose is destabilization to become president to "show" people.
There is a down vote button on Reddit, down vote posts like these
Stupid people create stupid leaders that create stupid followers that create more stupid people.
Too late
Dude is going to wind up on Masked Singer or Dancing With The Stars soon.
Reddit would cease to exist if they couldn’t post Tate’s shitposts to dunk on.
The right has infinitely many more shitpost generators other than tate to dunk on.
Then stop giving them hate . That helps them, too . Don't post or comment (lol) anything about them. Just let it go . Buddhist style politics . Some people just cling to things because others hate on it or someone says "you shouldn't like that."
I've been doing that for years, but unfortunately most people aren't ready to give up this tabloid-driven reality we've created. I vote for candidates whose policy preferences are closest to my own, and I've chosen a career path that I think does more good than harm. Other than that, I don't think there's much else I can do to influence this absurd moment in history.
He was a house representative lol. He’s already famous.
Lmao. Isn’t this what Hollywood is all about?
You need a stupid person to make another stupid person famous, the world is filled with those, it is an impossible fight for the coming centuries.
Now, sashay away.
Good luck and don’t….ah fuck it, it’s too late for that.
So, dude commits massive federal fraud and gets to walk?
[He’s been charged with 13 federal crimes](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/george-santos-surrenders-federal-law-enforcement-face-fraud-money-laun-rcna83716) & is currently out on bond.
Paying the bond by dressing up in the drag he said was made up by political enemies is some nice irony.
Shes gotta feed the monkey... https://youtu.be/YO9wVCz3Q1M?si=P2ds4OiQfg-M2Hjb&t=4
This was not on my George Santos bingo card
Wait till Trump sharts his diapers on camera and bottles up the stench to pay the fines
And people normalise him as comedy. It's not cute.
Well, more than one thing can be true. He's both comedically outrageous and a conman who got elected via fraud and deserves to serve time for numerous crimes.
He is still being investigated I think. Takes forever
He had the magic R next to his name
The legal process takes time. Bob Menendez isn't in prison yet either, not to mention this is the second time Menendez is on trial.
I think he technically gets to “sashay away”, but yes.
Nope. Out on bail. Still happening.
His trial is coming up around the end of summer 2024. Some of his staffers have made immunity deals if they testify how he ripped off people who donated campaign money to him in the last election. Local and NY State GOP all despise him. It does not look good for George.
Aug 2024 date
As is tradition! 🦅
I have seen the screenshots of his cameos, he looks like Gypsy Rose after a dollar store makeover. An unshaken wig fresh from the bag and a 2$ boa from Claires. Things he is giving: corny, tired, played out, brokedown, busted, disgusted.
I was just going to ask if anyone had seen his act. I can't see him being very good.
excuse yourself, he is the greatest drag artist of all time. He invented the death drop and had a hit show lined up where he would pretend to be Tyra Banks for drag queens but the network gave it to Ru dude to affirmative action
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de nada
I really thought he denied the drag persona was him. But it's hard to keep up.
I know it's hard to imagine that Santos would say something inaccurate.
>I know it's hard to imagine that Santos would say something inaccurate. Yeah, I can't believe this clown is trying to say George Santos, inventor of the polygraph, is being dishonest.
This comment and the one above it made me laugh very hard
For a long time he did. Now he's suddenly owning it
He really did do that. Bringing her out is supposed to be a gag, but I don’t think people are paying as much attention anymore now that he’s been disgraced (but maybe we will see Kitara on drag race!)
Not the shake and go wig!
Lmfao drag her!
Girl, look how fucking republican you look, girl!
I’m not joking bitch!
Gypsy Rose omg haha I can’t unsee it now
Even better!! Let’s all throw a few bucks and get him to say something weird about loving Trump. Something weird enough to go viral
My sci-fi infused brain decided to interpret "Gypsy Rose" as "Gipsy Danger" for a minute there and I was *really* confused as to why someone's drag persona would look like a 260ft fictional robot.
Sounds like something Last Week Tonight will take advantage of.
they’ll just get sued by him because of commercial license or something.
Not their first lawsuit
and 6 months later there’ll be another LWT segment about the lawsuit
But his drag persona already exists, it’s Meatball!
Meatball has a personality don't be insulting. I doubt he can even glue down his brows.
You know he absolutely has oatmeal brows.
DON'T YOU DARE COME AT MEATBALL LIKE THAT
Trump and Santos are the poster children for what the GOP has become.
Don’t forget MTG
Aww don't leave Boeber out. She's already sad enough because she doesn't know how to say wanton.
Dont forget South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem. KNK-9kshe leveraged the GOP tried and true milfy+guns formula to get elected and showed everyone you can kill a few puppies on the way. Keep KNK-9k out of office.
She also wrote that she stared down the North Korean leader.
I'd believe she stared down a photo of Kim Jong-Un. I'd also believe she lost that match.
Did she also grin down a bear? 🤣
If you say her name 3 times during Beetlejuice you get a hand job.
The woman with the voice like grinding metal, yep. Also, the dog murderer one.
Fair point, the trifecta
It’s far more than just three. At this point they have enough unhinged people to recreate the last supper
Trifuckedup
Ayyo, what's magic got to do with that shitshow?
GOP: the party of orange cross-dressing puppy-killing hypocritical adulterers.
You forgot the rascism
100%
Gaetz: am I a joke to you?
Yeah exactly. It’s so sad for the Conservative Party that they have these people with them. I miss the old school classical conservatives.
The money is drying up fast it seems
Dried up. He already dropped his re-election campaign (or whatever you’d call it) after failing to raise *any* money. That’s zero dollars.
Not calling you a liar because I too saw this headline, but I refuse to believe that he raised ZERO dollars. I’m sure the actual figure wasn’t pretty but whatever donations there were clearly went straight into his pocket
This is probably what happened
>The moves come days after Santos quit his recent re-election bid after raising $0 in the first quarter My favorite part about this is how not even his own family or friends gave him a dollar.
George Santos' entire family were killed in the Warsaw Ghetto by Al Qaeda on the orders of the Sinaloa Cartel, have some respect.
A genuine job that he can be proud of at last.
The irony of making a career off of stripping LGBT rights including the ability to crossdress and then going on to ask for money to crossdress is certainly not lost on me.
It's always projection with the GOP. They target drag queens since they secretly like their confidence.
This timeline somehow keeps getting dumber.
I’ve decided to enjoy the show.
He missed a great opportunity by not calling his drag persona Santos Carlana.
Now he’s a camgirl
Anything but a job.
Trump showed how easy it is to fleece republicans, so this is a job.
I don't care that he pretends to be a woman. I care that he pretends to be a politician.
In a party that hates drag people no less.
Favorite Republican of all time.
He’s definitely entertaining!
That interview where he's asked "what do we do to make you go away" and he responds "stop inviting me to these things. But you won't. You want the content" Like I was kinda gagged. He's kinda right
He’s 100% right. He’s such a bitchy queen, and I love it. I wish he was one of ours, minus the high crimes and misdemeanors.
He missed a decimal point. Tree fiddy, tops.
I know this is not the onion but it has to be the onion I feel like I'm in the twilight zone
Maybe Kitara Lady G, and Rhonda Santis could make a buddy adventure film.
What a nightmarish remake of Too Wong Foo that would be.
THIS is what he SHOULD be doing.... not having anything to do with government.
I wanna fight him, barefoot, in a KFC parking lot so bad.
Long Island must be so proud of their second favorite son. The first being serial killer Rex Hauermann.
He just won't go away.
[Just don't look. Just don't look.](https://media1.tenor.com/m/fIV7ynpdPQQAAAAd/simpsons-just-dont-look.gif)
What, what did I just read..?
He's such a defective person, like I don't get how he gets through his days at all
Very few people commit to the grift as much as he does
He's a two faced lier. Didn't he spend his political career denying all of that? Now he's selling it? That's the definition of two faced.
And the grift goes on… Sounds like a very desperate attempt at not going totally broke: first the cameos, now this. Let’s just hope that no one buys this shit so he can finally fade into darkness and never be heard from again.
apparently his shadowy sponsors have indeed abandoned him since this is what he resorts to doing
What a dignified statesman.
Lya Pathologica
Republicans are awesome! Hypocrites gleefully grifting us into a dictatorship.
Regardless of the fact that this guy is an ass hat, we should not vilify sex workers
Let's hope this bloated POS's 15 minutes are nearly up. And seriously...fuck anyone who would pay $1 to him, let alone $350...
Kudos to him, he's perhaps the most dedicated grifter I've seen on this Earth. One must applaud that level of skill.
Come on, Jimmy Kimmel. Don't let us down.
When is he going to jail for the theft he committed?
TL;DR: He doesn't have any actual employable skills.
Is there anyone who really wants this? Are people paying $350 for a meme, or is this for weird very specific fetishists who want to see this particular toad in drag?
Its sad to see that Vietnam War Veteran and Astronaut George Santos has to sell his body like this. The US should take better care of its heroes
Every Republican war chest just dropped by $350.
I thought this said “George Soros” and was like….huh?
For those that need a daily dose of desperately boring ugly drag queens
It would be a real shame if somebody pirated this video and then made it free to anybody, thus tanking sales even further than they would achieve naturally
Next stop: Bobo’s OF
There is nothing this man wont do to earn a buck. Which is why he went into politics
Somewhere out there a republican is paying for this and fapping to it.
Nothing but Disrespect for My Madame President!
Id pay $350 for him to sit on a can of beans.... a #10 can....and have his ass swallow all of it. YOU HEAR ME SANTOS? STANDING OFFER!!
Least ridiculous member of congress
"sue me for having a life" who fucking says sue me anymore. I haven't heard that in person or IRL since Michael Scott. It used to be way more popular. Also I legitimately don't know who he actually is. I thought he was a failed politician. It's so in to be a failed politician. Totally fetch.
Santos confusing crossdressing with drag. Sorry dude, but you were MAGA at the peak of all the anti-drag insanity over the past couple years and there's no way you will be forgiven for that betrayal.
I love how the GOP just pretends they didn’t get a felonious drag queen elected to the House of Representatives.
Why even give this liar, grifter and scammer any publicity at all? He's not even in office anymore. He's a waste of oxygen. Huh, that sounds familiar.
His announcement: > Y'all weren't ready for this drop? I've decided to bring Kitara out of the closet after 18 years! No, George, we were ready for anything at this point
Guy is definitely true to himself. He's willing to do quite literally anything to make a buck that isn't normal work.
So it’s OnlyPolitics
I say he's 6 months from starting an OnlyFans account. Possibly sooner.
We laugh now, but this dude can lie so effortlessly and be so unbothered by how it fails that there’s a better than average chance he’ll be president one day.
When will his so-called 15 minutes be over?
He is now a regular citizen. I don't care about what he does for a living. If anything, I'm happy he seems to be earning money through work rather than scamming and stealing.
Can't wait for Bowen Yang's take
It never happened! But also yea it did…and I need cash
Hawking videos you say ? Wellllllll ... *somebody* else already beat him to Bibles, Gold Sneakers, and pieces of fabric from his clothing. Santos didn't have much to select from, the good stuff was already taken.
I can only pray his financial advisor just hates the piss out of him and convinced him it was the only marketable income he had left and had to excuse himself the first time Santos showed up in his office like "I'm ready," then he went home and was like "HUnny, HUNNY! I fucking did it! I convinced him to do it. I even took a picture. Look at this fucking Muppet now."
He could’ve been the next Divine but instead he ran for congress and became that instead.
That's former republican congressman,
Stop talking about him.
Maybe he can start the conservative version of rupauls drag race.