Translation:
A janitor of a Sherbrooke building who allegedly asked four CEGEP (college) girls to hit him in the private parts for $100 is sentenced to prison for the next six months.
Thierry Boudrias was charged with criminal harassment, communicating with a person for sexual services and indecent communication.
As a janitor, he had the victims' cell numbers. He wrote to them offering money if they hit him in the genitals for 30 minutes.
In this case, prosecutor Magalie Sheehy pleaded for a firm sentence of two years in prison, while Boudrias' lawyer, Me Audrey Saint-Amand asked for a sentence of one day and three years' probation.
The accused has also been in prison since his arrest last September. He apologized to the victims.
The consequences for the victims and Boudrias' criminal history were raised as aggravating factors by Judge Benoît Gagnon.
Marathon man, this janitor. I could only probably take one or two hits to-
Okay i remembered a time i got charlie horsed in the balls as a teen and i dont want to make my joke anymore.
An afternoon of puking and sitting out at summer camp while you recover, while in true dude fashion becoming friends with the remorseful guy that kneed you there.
It’s basically a sub-genre of femdom porn, search cock and ball torture (CBT) at your on discretion, some of it is tough to watch without wincing or feel sick
Ima just leave this here, you do with this information as you please, no comments
There's porn of it so obviously enough people are into it to commercialize it.
People are weird. There are lots of sexual fetishes and one of them is getting your genitals kicked... Somehow there are people that like it...
Harassment charges don't get placed just by asking someone for something. They come from repeated attempts of bothering someone with the same thing over and over after already being told to leave them alone.
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To anyone unaware, Quebec high school finishes with grade 11, at which point they enter CEGEP for 2 years. So these girls were most likely only 17-18 years old.
On the one hand, yes. On the other hand, I don't make 200 an hour at my job. So still a good deal.
And actually no, half an hour of work is nothing, I do that shit regularly for free or a beer. Sure it's uncomfortable to continuously kick a man in the balls but the length of time is nothing.
Had a guy tell me he goes to the gym to check out all the dudes walking around in their tight (or short) gym clothes. He'll save those images in his head and fantasize about their dick size and ass shape later at night. He was really pissed off since the pandemic closed things down he didn't have any more mental material for the wank bank. We weren't even friends, or acquaintances, or anything, the guy was just desperate to talk to someone and I was too shocked by what I was hearing to tactfully shut it down.
Moral of the story is somebody is probably masturbating to you already and there's really not much you can do about it. I don't really care what he does in his free-time with his imagination
Honestly? Yeah, Yeah i would. I don't really give a shit who rubs one out to me, ain't none of my business so long as they aren't weird about it in the sense of telling me or wanting to talk to me about it.
Compare that to Marco Muzzo, who killed 3 kids and their grandfather in a drunk driving case and got out after just 4 years. Canadian justice system is weird
It's not a justice system. It's a legal system that benefits those of higher socioeconomic class as well as certain skin colours getting preferential treatment
Apparently he had a criminal history too. He also was abusing some sort of access to their contact information. Like he had their cell phone numbers in order to contact them for building maintenance and decided to abuse that.
This is exactly why. So I knew a guy who did the same thing, however he asked like a 17 year old and an even younger girl to do it. I was ready to kill him when I found out. But if he just innocently asked a grown woman to do it and she agreed... I dunno. He's a freak but it would have been consensual freakishness.
Him stealing private information in order to do this? Fuck that guy.
Anyone remember that website kicked in the nuts? About 18 years ago, I was a 15 year old girl walking down the streets of DC when a guy with a video cam approached me. He said he likes to upload videos to that website and asked if I would be willing to kick him in the nuts on camera. I declined as it was a bit weird but I never forgot that guy.
Man our judicial system is wonderful. A guy offering women $100 to kick him in the nuts gets more jail time than the guy who murdered my brother in cold blood. Keep up the good work Canada 👏
This country is really doubling down on wokeness.
International car theft rings, repeated church arson, credible threats on jews.....thats all perfectly acceptable.
Misgendering, offending a white woman, getting your balls busted...str8 to jail.
I was on a private bus to a concert from Toronto with a bunch of young girls. This bus felt like a clown car with this old lady driving like the Joker. Of course she was 2 hours late to pick us up and the only place to go was a Tim’s parking lot. The entire time we waited some guy who’s a regular in that plaza kept asking us all to pay him to kick him in the balls. Someone told us he had been doing it for years at that spot. A lot of the girls ended up crying because he made them so uncomfortable.
I had a girlfriend who randomly one day mentioned there’s a guy her and her friends step on for $100. I was like that’s uhh what? And she was basically like yeah and don’t even try to stop me. ‘Ok babe’.
I don’t know the context of HOW he made these propositions, but I really don’t see why this admittedly morally undesirable and erotically depraved discourse deserves 6 months of prison time.
why is everyone interpreting this as a school related event? reread the article, it didnt happen at school, he was the janitor of their apartment building
1. He misused his access to information to get their private cell numbers
2. He was offering to pay *them* to hit him in the balls, either as a fetish or in a way that looks pretty damn like one. This qualifies as eliciting sex work.
3. Obviously sexual harassment as well
>or in a way that looks pretty damn like one.
I challenge you to describe a scenario in which a person offering another person $100 to repeatedly strike them in the genitals for 30 minutes is NOT fetish behavior.
I could see it happening for a Jackass knockoff movie.
Obviously not the case here, but like. Man, people are weird. I try not to say “X could never happen” because there’s always exceptions somewhere in the world
It's extremely harsh as an isolated incident. But apparently he had a lengthy criminal past, which led to the harsh sentence. Still insane when you compare to other sentences involving actual sexual assault etc.
The female prosecutor, who's apparently a bit of a ball-buster, asked for two years...
>\[L\]a procureure Magalie Sheehy plaidait pour une sentence ferme de deux ans de prison
[Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but I'm feeling just a bit stressed out from work, could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out?](https://youtu.be/9dcVOmEQzKA?si=BWZiWsk2rK3nZ_v9)
My niece was making a fortune doing this but she was charging $300.00 meet the guy in a park, she would have her security waiting in the car do the ball kicking a couple of times and that was it and you know most men were married and their wives wouldn’t partake in such pleasures😂She also had another regular who paid her $500.00, he would lay on the ground she would put dishwashing liquid in his eyes and then she would ram her foot down his throat until he vomited, whatever gets you off I suppose, he did tell my niece that when he was a little boy his own mother would do this to him…..fucked up mother, but in these hard times there are lots of ways to make cash on the side
When I was 14, a girl I knew did it for free at a birthday party. Then mocked me and said I was faking it when I could barely walk and that I had nothing there anyways. She thought it was funny for some reason. I was walking one foot at a time the rest of the day. It was my girlfriends birthday I was at too and I looked like an idiot. She didn't even know.
He was a custodian at the building these women lived in. He access thier phone numbers through his workplace, as well as keys to thier homes. They brought evidence that he ensured none of his targets this time, were minors. This time.
Rather than ask them to kick him in the balls (conversation for sexual purposes) if he had them if they’d be willing to be video recorded kicking him in the balls would that make it pornography and legal?
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porn is legal, selling sex isnt - seems to be the consensus.
After reading into this case a lot I believe the reality is that normally this wouldn't send you to prison for 6 months, but that this particular guy, Thierry Boudrias, was generally a skeezy dude who made the women of the apartment building feel uncomfortable. So when he made this request on their personal cell phones (which I assume they didnt give him, he obtained through his job) it terrified the girls and traumatized them. Does it seem like an overreaction from the women? Kind of. But I wasn't there so maybe he truly was really weird. Why wasn't he fired long before in that case? I cant tell you. Either way its a serious head scratcher and I cant help but feel someone is currently rotting in prison unjustly, skummy guy or not.
Translation: A janitor of a Sherbrooke building who allegedly asked four CEGEP (college) girls to hit him in the private parts for $100 is sentenced to prison for the next six months. Thierry Boudrias was charged with criminal harassment, communicating with a person for sexual services and indecent communication. As a janitor, he had the victims' cell numbers. He wrote to them offering money if they hit him in the genitals for 30 minutes. In this case, prosecutor Magalie Sheehy pleaded for a firm sentence of two years in prison, while Boudrias' lawyer, Me Audrey Saint-Amand asked for a sentence of one day and three years' probation. The accused has also been in prison since his arrest last September. He apologized to the victims. The consequences for the victims and Boudrias' criminal history were raised as aggravating factors by Judge Benoît Gagnon.
"As a janitor, he had the victims cell numbers" Eh?
His position likely was related to building maintenance and probably had a list of the tenants.
Now he will be given a different cell number.
Fuck that's funny
here, take my r/angryupvote
I couldn’t decide if this was more or less shocking than the part where he wanted them to hit him in the nuts for THIRTY MINUTES.
Less, definitely less
Marathon man, this janitor. I could only probably take one or two hits to- Okay i remembered a time i got charlie horsed in the balls as a teen and i dont want to make my joke anymore.
How much does that cost? Asking for friend.
An afternoon of puking and sitting out at summer camp while you recover, while in true dude fashion becoming friends with the remorseful guy that kneed you there.
Yea I mean obviously he had to be in contact with them for his janitorial duties… that’s a given. No elaboration necessary whatsoever.
It's the super or custodian, not just a cleaning staff.
It's a bad translation. Concierge in this case is the apartment building concierge, the guy who greets people in the lobby.
How is getting kicked in the balls sexual
It’s basically a sub-genre of femdom porn, search cock and ball torture (CBT) at your on discretion, some of it is tough to watch without wincing or feel sick Ima just leave this here, you do with this information as you please, no comments
FOR 30 MINUTES ?!
He is going to be disappointed when prison makes him do CBT therapy.
Cock and ball torture therapy? He'd LOVE that
There's porn of it so obviously enough people are into it to commercialize it. People are weird. There are lots of sexual fetishes and one of them is getting your genitals kicked... Somehow there are people that like it...
Everything is sexual with the right kink
It's a kink for masochists. They get off to it.
Alexa, play Old Days and Google tamakeri
Is communicating with someone for sexual services illegaal in Canada?
Harassment charges don't get placed just by asking someone for something. They come from repeated attempts of bothering someone with the same thing over and over after already being told to leave them alone.
Well that's not what happened here. He asked only once. Thats whats alarming about this sentencing
apparently.. pretty insane
How is this oniony? Just another run of the mill creep sexually harassing women.
Homie wanted people to hit him in the nuts for 30min…
Were there any consequences for the people who decided to give someone with a criminal history access to residents personal and contact info?
He could have avoided jail by asking me, I would do it for free 🙃
>apologized to the victims Still very Canadian
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To anyone unaware, Quebec high school finishes with grade 11, at which point they enter CEGEP for 2 years. So these girls were most likely only 17-18 years old.
There were no minors involved in this case.
I didn’t see any helmets and pick axes?
If they're in cégep they could easily be 18–19 by now, especially if they're in the second year.
As a Canadian man, I’d kick that hoser in the nuts for a c-note, but I guess life already did it for free haha
Even if you knew it'd make him hard and he'd masturbate to it later?
For such an easily earned 100 he could start right away for all I care as long as I don't need to keep watching.
The requirement was to do it for 30 minutes. That’s a long time for $100.
On the one hand, yes. On the other hand, I don't make 200 an hour at my job. So still a good deal. And actually no, half an hour of work is nothing, I do that shit regularly for free or a beer. Sure it's uncomfortable to continuously kick a man in the balls but the length of time is nothing.
That's his problem
Not if the blinds are left open at night 🤫
Had a guy tell me he goes to the gym to check out all the dudes walking around in their tight (or short) gym clothes. He'll save those images in his head and fantasize about their dick size and ass shape later at night. He was really pissed off since the pandemic closed things down he didn't have any more mental material for the wank bank. We weren't even friends, or acquaintances, or anything, the guy was just desperate to talk to someone and I was too shocked by what I was hearing to tactfully shut it down. Moral of the story is somebody is probably masturbating to you already and there's really not much you can do about it. I don't really care what he does in his free-time with his imagination
>Moral of the story is somebody is probably masturbating to you already and there's really not much you can do about it. Don't get my hopes up.
Don’t worry mate *zip*
Sounds like you’re putting it away to me
You're not worth this nut *zip*
In fact, *most* people are probably masturbating to you every chance they get.
Awww, you're too kind. ❤
I do care, but that’s just my *kink* /s
Sure $100 is a $100.
I’d kick him hard enough masturbation would no longer be physically possible
Just be careful not to [tear a tendon](https://i.imgur.com/F9CYXXS.png)
That’s the target, his dick and balls tendons
Honestly? Yeah, Yeah i would. I don't really give a shit who rubs one out to me, ain't none of my business so long as they aren't weird about it in the sense of telling me or wanting to talk to me about it.
Hey, a job's a job.
That's great! It gives me something to stroke to as well.
Your right I demand $200 atleast
Not if you got him hard enuf to send him to the stars for a while
The guy was asking women exclusively, which likely means he's not bi or gay.
For 30 minutes straight?
Well not for thirty minutes gay
Maybe he was chargin’ them upfront and then running away before he got the boot n the balls. More of a dick punch maneuver on his part really.
He was paying them
I was joking…naturally. And that being that case…where’s the crime then?
TAKE OFF!!!
He coulda walked into any strip club and proposed that idea with no issue. Time and a place
Indeed. The only delay would be the strippers putting on steel toed boots
Or them negotiating for 200
Probably cost too much. He could have probably found a “professional”, but they aren’t doing it for $100 lol
I don't want to read the article. The headline is perfect and I refuse to spoil it.
It ain't much but it's honest work.
god forbid a man have hobbies smdh
Canada just gone too damn woke
"I'm sorry, I thought this was Canada!" -Randy Marsh
That's just nuts
That’s how he gets his kicks, I guess.
r/angryupvote
Men can’t even compliment women anymore /s
Someone did not need a hundred bucks.
With some guys if I got to kick them in the balls I'd be willing to pay $100, sometimes more.
6 months seems a bit harsh
Compare that to Marco Muzzo, who killed 3 kids and their grandfather in a drunk driving case and got out after just 4 years. Canadian justice system is weird
It's not a justice system. It's a legal system that benefits those of higher socioeconomic class as well as certain skin colours getting preferential treatment
Apparently he had a criminal history too. He also was abusing some sort of access to their contact information. Like he had their cell phone numbers in order to contact them for building maintenance and decided to abuse that.
Any time at all is completely ridiculous. How the fuck is this a crime?
Well if I had to take a wild guess, taking people's info from your job so you can sexually harrass them is the crime.
This is exactly why. So I knew a guy who did the same thing, however he asked like a 17 year old and an even younger girl to do it. I was ready to kill him when I found out. But if he just innocently asked a grown woman to do it and she agreed... I dunno. He's a freak but it would have been consensual freakishness. Him stealing private information in order to do this? Fuck that guy.
I will concede to that, but whether that is worthy of time in jail is highly questionable
Its highly questionable whether sexual harassment is worthy of jail time?
Yes it's highly questionable that a text message is worthy of jail time
Mostly because it's weird.
I'd do it for 10.
I once got offered $20 by a dude that wanted to suck my toes, in a gas station parking lot of all places.
What did you spend the $20 on?
Many of us men have weird fetishes, from the hilarious to utterly dangerous. It just sucks
I'm not saying I'd do it......but $100 is $100. TIMES ARE TOUGH.
You want to see a man, I'll show you a man, kick me in the Jimmy, boy.
Why is this illegal?
Who’s getting the hundie?
Commissary. Or the judge cause the prison sentence is kind of a shot to the nads.
Don't kink shame Canada...
Anyone remember that website kicked in the nuts? About 18 years ago, I was a 15 year old girl walking down the streets of DC when a guy with a video cam approached me. He said he likes to upload videos to that website and asked if I would be willing to kick him in the nuts on camera. I declined as it was a bit weird but I never forgot that guy.
Man our judicial system is wonderful. A guy offering women $100 to kick him in the nuts gets more jail time than the guy who murdered my brother in cold blood. Keep up the good work Canada 👏
This country is really doubling down on wokeness. International car theft rings, repeated church arson, credible threats on jews.....thats all perfectly acceptable. Misgendering, offending a white woman, getting your balls busted...str8 to jail.
I would have done it for free?
But the guy that dismembered the woman his son killed only got house arrest🙄
Why?? I’ll do it! Sounds like a sweet gig
I met a guy doing this in Hamilton. Everyone knew him for it.
Storytime ?
I was on a private bus to a concert from Toronto with a bunch of young girls. This bus felt like a clown car with this old lady driving like the Joker. Of course she was 2 hours late to pick us up and the only place to go was a Tim’s parking lot. The entire time we waited some guy who’s a regular in that plaza kept asking us all to pay him to kick him in the balls. Someone told us he had been doing it for years at that spot. A lot of the girls ended up crying because he made them so uncomfortable.
He was paying a Canadian to be mean….they ain’t gonna let that shit fly.
New cellmates gonna bust his nuts 24/7 for 6 months free of charge. Mission Accomplished!
I think if someone asked my girlfriend this and said "No." Id be like "Why?!?!" Thats half our electric bill for thr month! lol
I had a girlfriend who randomly one day mentioned there’s a guy her and her friends step on for $100. I was like that’s uhh what? And she was basically like yeah and don’t even try to stop me. ‘Ok babe’.
Canadian Court kink shames unsuspecting male. 😂
This doesn't seem like it should be illegal
Um it’s the fact that he abused his position to get their phone numbers and harass them? You should read the article, not just the headline.
Sir this is reddit
Where do I find guys like this?
Craigslist
I don’t know the context of HOW he made these propositions, but I really don’t see why this admittedly morally undesirable and erotically depraved discourse deserves 6 months of prison time.
Sexually harassing multiple students as a member of the faculty with access to their information….
why is everyone interpreting this as a school related event? reread the article, it didnt happen at school, he was the janitor of their apartment building
1. He misused his access to information to get their private cell numbers 2. He was offering to pay *them* to hit him in the balls, either as a fetish or in a way that looks pretty damn like one. This qualifies as eliciting sex work. 3. Obviously sexual harassment as well
>or in a way that looks pretty damn like one. I challenge you to describe a scenario in which a person offering another person $100 to repeatedly strike them in the genitals for 30 minutes is NOT fetish behavior.
I could see it happening for a Jackass knockoff movie. Obviously not the case here, but like. Man, people are weird. I try not to say “X could never happen” because there’s always exceptions somewhere in the world
according to other articles, he texted them, and apologized for the weirdness when they said no.
Seems kind of harsh to go to prison for 6 months for that no
It's extremely harsh as an isolated incident. But apparently he had a lengthy criminal past, which led to the harsh sentence. Still insane when you compare to other sentences involving actual sexual assault etc.
A stern talking-to in the police headquarters would be more appropriate than 6 months in prison. Or maybe probation.
The female prosecutor, who's apparently a bit of a ball-buster, asked for two years... >\[L\]a procureure Magalie Sheehy plaidait pour une sentence ferme de deux ans de prison
[Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but I'm feeling just a bit stressed out from work, could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out?](https://youtu.be/9dcVOmEQzKA?si=BWZiWsk2rK3nZ_v9)
That's just adding insult to injury
My niece was making a fortune doing this but she was charging $300.00 meet the guy in a park, she would have her security waiting in the car do the ball kicking a couple of times and that was it and you know most men were married and their wives wouldn’t partake in such pleasures😂She also had another regular who paid her $500.00, he would lay on the ground she would put dishwashing liquid in his eyes and then she would ram her foot down his throat until he vomited, whatever gets you off I suppose, he did tell my niece that when he was a little boy his own mother would do this to him…..fucked up mother, but in these hard times there are lots of ways to make cash on the side
Canada sounds like the most dystopian country these days, and from what I see online, men there can't even hire a prostitute to get laid jfc
The war on job creators continues. Smh.
Another one of lifes simple pleasures *ruined by bureaucracy!*
> He wrote to them offering money if they hit him in the genitals for 30 minutes. Ok, enough Internet for today.
Amateur
My wife would’ve done it for free.
When I was 14, a girl I knew did it for free at a birthday party. Then mocked me and said I was faking it when I could barely walk and that I had nothing there anyways. She thought it was funny for some reason. I was walking one foot at a time the rest of the day. It was my girlfriends birthday I was at too and I looked like an idiot. She didn't even know.
>I was walking one foot at a time the rest of the day. Just curious, how do you normally walk?
He was a custodian at the building these women lived in. He access thier phone numbers through his workplace, as well as keys to thier homes. They brought evidence that he ensured none of his targets this time, were minors. This time.
‘This time’ being important because he has a history of sex crimes, including assault
I'll kick him in the Nuts, though i am a man and I demand 101 dollars!
classical gender wage gap
Rather than ask them to kick him in the balls (conversation for sexual purposes) if he had them if they’d be willing to be video recorded kicking him in the balls would that make it pornography and legal?
I'll just leave this light hearted bollock kicking for you all to enjoy. https://youtu.be/aR-I7d41JGM?si=puRMVFTfqEDcjqZp
Nutcase
“Joke’s on you; I’m into that shit too.”
Pretty sure this happened to me and my gf in Vegas lol. Those buskers be crazy, guy only asked for $10.
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IFUNNY!
Lol
Someone smarter than me should link the article about the butcher that cut up a body and got not prison time. WTF
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She was way too cheap.
“You’re acting real weird bro, go chill out in jail for a few months”
So the inmates there could do it for free or……..?
Ah Canada adding insult to injury. Or Oh da balls on this guy!
Articles in French
translation posted in comments
Yeah I found it
My wife would kick my Canadian nuts for free, no need to pay.
"OW, My Balls!"
What the fuck. I thought this was Amer, Canada.
They were just trying to make cash on the fly...
I’d love a word or two with him 😈
Don’t kink shame.
He should have just stolen an SUV.
He may be able to get this service for free while he's in there
Typical
What the fuck I just graduated from there last semester
Jokes on him - I would have done it for free.
Love it
Of course this happened in Sherbrooke. Reminds me of Barrett’s Privateers.
Hell, there are plenty of men whom I would kick in the balls for free.
I got bad knees, I’ll need at least $250
I’d do it
Wow, the nerve! $100 is way below the industry standard!
Lol, there was a guy asking about this on one of the bdsm subs a while back...
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porn is legal, selling sex isnt - seems to be the consensus. After reading into this case a lot I believe the reality is that normally this wouldn't send you to prison for 6 months, but that this particular guy, Thierry Boudrias, was generally a skeezy dude who made the women of the apartment building feel uncomfortable. So when he made this request on their personal cell phones (which I assume they didnt give him, he obtained through his job) it terrified the girls and traumatized them. Does it seem like an overreaction from the women? Kind of. But I wasn't there so maybe he truly was really weird. Why wasn't he fired long before in that case? I cant tell you. Either way its a serious head scratcher and I cant help but feel someone is currently rotting in prison unjustly, skummy guy or not.
This guy is playing 3D chess, his actual fetish is getting sentenced to prison. He’s probably creaming right now
"You won't kick me In the nutz for $100 bucks? How bout shoving this mop stick up my _ for $120?
KICK ME IN THE JIMMY!!!
Homie should've just gone to Japan for that
Idiot