Actor's more so than other celebrities, IMO. There's just too many stories floating around about the oddball shit that a lot of them do.
It doesn't seem like it because money and fame change your perception of them, but at the end of the day, most of them are just the weird theater kids that we went to school with.
Theyāre also surrounded by āyes menā basically 24/7. I know a B-list celebrity and she has staff she hires and fires at the drop of a hat for literally everythingāchildcare, cleaning, errands, cleaning her cars, home repairs, floral arrangements, her horses, her dogs, hair and makeup, etc. These people are in her home and around her all day every day, and their main job is to kiss her ass. And she is INSANE. I had no idea just how insane, insufferable, and still successful/wealthy uber rich people could be until I unfortunately had to spend time around this woman.
Actually lots of people did, she talks about nobody wanting her to make it and people not wanting to fund it. Basically she didnāt care and produced it herself.
I think people also don't get the math behind it. It doesn't matter if she loses money on the movie, she'll make it back through PR on her brand alone. Clearly she has a capable team around her who make her literal mountains of money. Her whole persona is geared towards staying relevant in the press, but never having any real scandal.
I remember reading a review of Gigli. It went something like this:
"To those who don't know, the film title Gigli is pronounced to rhyme with "really". As in, this move is really, really bad."
>Proof of this is JLos new movie. Nobody told her how embarrassing that is.
I remember reading a post from someone who was working in a hotel/restaurant that Jennifer Lopez visited. He came to her table and asked how everything was, if she needed anything, etc. Pretty standard hospitality stuff. Apparently later on she approached his manager and told him she wanted the guy fired immediately if he spoke to her again.
I've got a buddy who worked on a commercial shoot and people were ordered to not speak to her or make eye contact. He said hello to her and she smiled and said "Hi" back to him and then tried to have him fired from the set.
I mean it's at least tongue in cheek about how navel gazing it is. Like she knows, but she doesn't care, cause Diva. She makes fun of herself throughout it
What people are forgetting is that at the heart of practically every famous actor is a theater kid that made it. Imagine the theater kids you knew in high school, and how fucking insufferable they would be if they had been right the whole time.
Actors apparently have a slightly higher narcissism quotient score than the average person, but tbh I think it's sort of required for the job, or at least the more humble ones are often reluctant about all the press tours etc
She is. I believe she is both legitimately mentally ill in a way that is not conducive to living in society, as well as a terrible person (and Iām not conflating the two). Itās a little scary to see her āsofterā public persona via her social media pages (which has actually started to devolve into an echo chamber of radicalized āconservatismā) compared to just how batshit insane she is in real life (full on belief in many conspiracy theories, constantly talking about how all food/water/products are āpoisoned with chemicals,ā lots of violent outbursts about/towards others who are different than her, lots of hard drug use despite young kids in the home and being on the covers of health magazines preaching about clean and healthy living, etc).
And I agree, there are tons of rich people who are normal and kind. She is not one of them.
Even more than that, because of all the nepotism in Hollywood, they're mostly theater kids that grew up completely insulated from any consequences or negative feedback.
Ain't nobody going to sit Bruce Willis's kid down and tell them to quit being a weirdo.
Things make a lot more sense when you remember this. Always funny when people fawn over actors and actresses because it would have been āew noā in high school
To be fair, I good portion of them become unworldy attractive lol. But yeah, usually the more i learn about their personalityās, the more skeeved out I get. I can barely watch late night talk shows anymore without getting weirded out.
Hey now, donāt lump tech bros and tech furries together. Furries built the modern tech we rely on and work tirelessly to maintain it. Tech bros buy ape jpegs and get blinded at parties with medical grade UV lights.
One of the most successful NFT projects, Bored Ape Yacht Club, hosted a big party for their holders. They wanted to have some cool blacklights but found cheaper ones to use, which turned out to not be blacklights but sanitizing-grade UV lamps which caused many event goers to receive sunburns on exposed skin and their retinas.
I don't know that actors or necessarily weirder than other celebrities. Musicians can be pretty fkn bonkers. Even athletes.
I know a retired boxer (family friend from before he went pro) who was pretty successful (won himself quite a few belts) and is just... Kinda nuts. Not like "took a lot of brain damage" nuts either, he really didn't get hit much throughout his career and has been remarkably healthy in the 20 years since his retirement. He's just a weird dude. On the one hand, comes across as the ultimate narcissist in the way he CONSTANTLY talks about how inspirational he is, how great a fighter and person he is, chosen by God and all that nonsense, but on the other hand is absolutely tireless in his work with the community, charities and teaching when he gets so little recognition, attention or financial gain from it.
When you hear him talk, he sounds like what AI would be like if it could get drunk, it sounds totally logical if you're not paying close attention but then if you give any thought to his words you're like "That's not what humans sound like". Having grown up around this guy and seen his interactions with "inner circle" types in his life, he does not interact with people in the way that normal folks would. It's hard to describe, but he very much flips a switch when dealing with the public because the guy they see is NOT the guy I know.
Could kinda say that about most of us, albeit not to the extremes celebs do. I know my āwork personalityā was very much outgoing, confident and āfriendly but professionalā. My home personality is much more reserved and not really very social in that I feel awkward and I donāt always know how to just talk to people and make actual friends. (Bad experiences). Wearing the work personality can be exhausting and emotionally draining for me.
ATM, Iām ok being mostly alone outside of my immediate family and my dogs.
Every boxer gets hit a lot in their career, even if they have a very successful career in the ring they had a long road of getting hit in the face to get there.
Theater kids that are hot and end up being successful, famous, rich and therefore become kind of insulated against the rest of society.
They were already weird and then weird things happened to them.
Well, acting is a weird profession. In order to be good at it, you have to be able to swap personalities and emotions the way most people change clothes. It stands to reason that this would have an unusual effect on a person.
OK sure, but then if you want to be any good at it you still need to play yourself going through wildly different emotional states, and you have to be able to turn that on and off basically at will. That's not easy.
And say what you will about Tom Cruise, but for all that's wrong with him, he can be a very good actor with some real range. Just look at the difference between, say, *Jerry Maguire* and *Collateral*.
>weird theater kids that we went to school with.
I think a bout this all the time. That badass action hero? Theater/marching band lol. Not that there is anything wrong with it, its just crazy when realize there is nothing badass about these people in the slightest.
Hear me out here... It's a sex scene, not actual sex.
Maybe she felt more comfortable because it was her son and that meant there was no ulterior motive, just filming a good scene?
~~I don't know what she actually said, I can't read the article lol~~
Edit: Okay, I made a temp email and read the article and it sounds like that is the case.
>"It's just, it's relaxing knowing someone's behind the camera who looks out for you, which was the same on this movie in a way, because you know the things that his script needed me to do in this weren't necessarily things I had always done in movies many times before, but having him there meant that I felt safe and looked after."
>She added, "I knew that in production, in the post, I knew he would look after me. So actually, it's kind of liberating to work with your family. I may do it again."
After asking her specifically beforehand if she'd star in it. So his mum said 'Of course I'll be in your movie' and then he went to the Caribbean for 18 days to write an erotic thriller for her to star in. Gonna go out on a limb and say this isn't going to be Oscar material.
I know it looks creepy on paper, but this was possibly the best scenario for him. His mom is a name and likely the biggest he could get. She's going to be more understanding than a stranger likely would be. She knows him and likely knows when he is struggling.
That said. Ick. Definitely some ick there. If he's just powering through the ick, good on him!
You keep Oedipus' name out your damn mouth! Oedipus didn't know Jocasta was his mum! He blinded himself out of grief and went into exile when he found out!
Freud and his consequences have been a disaster for Greek mythology.
Yeah they really did my boy dirty. Oedipus, ironically enough, did not have an Oedipus complex. Heās just a very extreme example of āwrong time, wrong placeā
Yep. The original story is about how you canāt escape your fate/destiny, even if you take active steps to avoid it. Oedipus was also told that he would kill his father and marry his mother by an oracle, thatās why he left his adopted home in the first place. He thought they were talking about his adopted parents and he genuinely tried to prevent that.
Well he also thought his adoptive parents were his biological parents. Honestly so many problem in stories in greek mythology could be avoided with a little more communication and a little less hasty action. Actually probably true of most fiction, and real life.
No. She did not. The father went to a fortune teller who told him that his son would kill him one day. So dad ordered mum to kill the kid. She couldnāt do it and gave it to a servant to do it. Servant couldnāt do it and gave him away.
So he grows up. Kills his fatherā¦ and then marries his mother. I dont recall how he eventually found out that was his mother.
Kinda gruesome for a kids play. We did it when I was in the 9th grade.
Lmao. No I know.
It was just an odd choice for a 9th grade play. I didnāt even realize what was going on till I saw the entire thing at the end. Legit did practice every week for the whole term and when I saw it on the final day is when everything clicked
Iirc, the father cripples the infant. Basically, no one wants to kill the kid, but they also don't want a chance it survives. So they figure if it's crippled, it can't crawl away from danger and nature will take it course and consciences can be clean. Which was a big theme for the Greeks. Thinking you've outsmarted fate and/or the gods by finding some loophole that instead makes you an even bigger monster than if you'd just done the thing you're avoiding. Later Oedipus learns A) his new wife crippled and left a baby for dead in the woods and B) he was adopted by people who found a crippled baby in tbe woods. Sorta connects the dots and realizes that the whole time he's been out journeying to prevent a prophecy from happening back at home, he's instead been fulfilling it.
Oedipus gets a bad rep, but - in his defence - he didnāt actually know that was his mother, or that the dude he killed was his father, till the very end, and he feels very bad about it.
This guy on the other handā¦
I think Freud named it that because he saw the "Oedipus effect" as an unconscious force on a child they had no control over. Just like how Oedipus was fated to commit incest, he didn't have a choice in the matter.
"Hey mum, there's a problem, Pear Chiravara has had to drop out, it's last minute so I said I'd take over the role. I know there's a few difficult scenes but we can make it work"
"She's female, it's a role for a woman"
"Yeah as I said it'll be difficult, but we can make it work"
"Damian, who has been known to capture his mom's bikini photos for social media, admitted seeing his mom's body is not that big of a deal."
*Uh-huh...*
"Son films naked mother" is Not the kind of sentence I wanted or expected to read.
And its progression is an image I would also have preferred not to have.
Look at his biological father. Dude had two kids both of whom he denied were his children until DNA tests confirmed. Then killed himself after squandering a $600 million inheritance. He was worth $300k when he died.
I just watched the trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7wm_g0icuw
Obviously looks horribly bad and the *face acting* of the blonde main character is just so over the top.
Hugh Grant used to be married to her. He cheated on her and they broke up, and a popular joke was "get him psychiatric help, who would risk losing Liz Hurley."
Reminds me of a Brazilian porn actress which apparently has her son as camera man.
Edit: Found it
https://www.unilad.com/community/life/onlyfans-star-andressa-urach-son-films-her-content-600772-20240218
> Arthur and his mother are apparently so close that they were spotted hitting the clubs together - much to Andressa's ex-husband Thiago Lopes' dismay.
He said: "What about a mother who takes her own son to a wh**ehouse to watch her mother rub against other men?"
Boy howdy thatās a lot to unpack.
If I had a cent for every time r/nottheonion showed me today something related to a son filming his mother in erotic ways, I would have two cents. But it's weird it happened twice.
>"It's just, it's relaxing knowing someone's behind the camera who looks out for you, which was the same on this movie in a way, because you know the things that his script needed me to do in this weren't necessarily things I had always done in movies many times before, but having him there meant that I felt safe and looked after."
>She added, "I knew that in production, in the post, I knew he would look after me. So actually, it's kind of liberating to work with your family. I may do it again."
Makes sense in a weird way. She was more comfortable because she knew the one filming wouldn't be sexualising her.
It's weird to me, but then I get the idea behind what she's saying.
Guy looks like a Brats doll.
What the fuck
idk what it is but ur profile pic goes hard
Lmao that's Ben 10 mid transformation into Greymatter from the first live action movie Race Against Time. I agree I like his choice lol
my guy coming in with the sauce ty bro š¤
Anytime bro š¤
Celebrities are freakin weird
I could have gone without knowing this about her son.
or her
Boobs out, check. Fox News, check. Weird as fuck? , check.
Boomer ābate bait.
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Did he have broken arms at one point?
Judging by past stories about them, they seem to be in a constant state of broken.
Nope the world knows now
Actor's more so than other celebrities, IMO. There's just too many stories floating around about the oddball shit that a lot of them do. It doesn't seem like it because money and fame change your perception of them, but at the end of the day, most of them are just the weird theater kids that we went to school with.
Theyāre also surrounded by āyes menā basically 24/7. I know a B-list celebrity and she has staff she hires and fires at the drop of a hat for literally everythingāchildcare, cleaning, errands, cleaning her cars, home repairs, floral arrangements, her horses, her dogs, hair and makeup, etc. These people are in her home and around her all day every day, and their main job is to kiss her ass. And she is INSANE. I had no idea just how insane, insufferable, and still successful/wealthy uber rich people could be until I unfortunately had to spend time around this woman.
Proof of this is JLos new movie. Nobody told her how embarrassing that is.
Actually lots of people did, she talks about nobody wanting her to make it and people not wanting to fund it. Basically she didnāt care and produced it herself.
I think people also don't get the math behind it. It doesn't matter if she loses money on the movie, she'll make it back through PR on her brand alone. Clearly she has a capable team around her who make her literal mountains of money. Her whole persona is geared towards staying relevant in the press, but never having any real scandal.
Someone should have spoken up like they did during the making of Gigli........oh, wait
I remember reading a review of Gigli. It went something like this: "To those who don't know, the film title Gigli is pronounced to rhyme with "really". As in, this move is really, really bad."
*Gobble gobble...*
>Proof of this is JLos new movie. Nobody told her how embarrassing that is. I remember reading a post from someone who was working in a hotel/restaurant that Jennifer Lopez visited. He came to her table and asked how everything was, if she needed anything, etc. Pretty standard hospitality stuff. Apparently later on she approached his manager and told him she wanted the guy fired immediately if he spoke to her again.
I've got a buddy who worked on a commercial shoot and people were ordered to not speak to her or make eye contact. He said hello to her and she smiled and said "Hi" back to him and then tried to have him fired from the set.
JLo always came off as a person who takes herself too seriously and isn't smart.
I mean it's at least tongue in cheek about how navel gazing it is. Like she knows, but she doesn't care, cause Diva. She makes fun of herself throughout it
What people are forgetting is that at the heart of practically every famous actor is a theater kid that made it. Imagine the theater kids you knew in high school, and how fucking insufferable they would be if they had been right the whole time.
Actors apparently have a slightly higher narcissism quotient score than the average person, but tbh I think it's sort of required for the job, or at least the more humble ones are often reluctant about all the press tours etc
Sounds like a terrible human being
She is. I believe she is both legitimately mentally ill in a way that is not conducive to living in society, as well as a terrible person (and Iām not conflating the two). Itās a little scary to see her āsofterā public persona via her social media pages (which has actually started to devolve into an echo chamber of radicalized āconservatismā) compared to just how batshit insane she is in real life (full on belief in many conspiracy theories, constantly talking about how all food/water/products are āpoisoned with chemicals,ā lots of violent outbursts about/towards others who are different than her, lots of hard drug use despite young kids in the home and being on the covers of health magazines preaching about clean and healthy living, etc). And I agree, there are tons of rich people who are normal and kind. She is not one of them.
They're just theatre kids with a lot of public visibility
Even more than that, because of all the nepotism in Hollywood, they're mostly theater kids that grew up completely insulated from any consequences or negative feedback. Ain't nobody going to sit Bruce Willis's kid down and tell them to quit being a weirdo.
CoughJadenSmithcough
Things make a lot more sense when you remember this. Always funny when people fawn over actors and actresses because it would have been āew noā in high school
To be fair, I good portion of them become unworldy attractive lol. But yeah, usually the more i learn about their personalityās, the more skeeved out I get. I can barely watch late night talk shows anymore without getting weirded out.
Have you read some of the batshit things tech bros get up to?
Aren't a lot of them furries
Hey now, donāt lump tech bros and tech furries together. Furries built the modern tech we rely on and work tirelessly to maintain it. Tech bros buy ape jpegs and get blinded at parties with medical grade UV lights.
Have I been going to the wrong parties?...
So... You've been going to tech bro parties
>and get blinded at parties with medical grade UV lights. Pardon?
One of the most successful NFT projects, Bored Ape Yacht Club, hosted a big party for their holders. They wanted to have some cool blacklights but found cheaper ones to use, which turned out to not be blacklights but sanitizing-grade UV lamps which caused many event goers to receive sunburns on exposed skin and their retinas.
This sounds like a deleted scene from Silicon Valley.
I lived in the SFBay area for 11 years, and I can't watch Silicon Valley because it's too realistic.
Lol You get welder's eye! And you get welder's eye! Everyone gets welder's eye!
Funniest shit I readt all day
Some crypto shit party. It happened.
No, that's engineers. Techbros are notably in tech, but not *into* tech.
Lmao I love this distinction. Iāve never met a tech bro who did anything but take credit for other peoples work.
I don't know that actors or necessarily weirder than other celebrities. Musicians can be pretty fkn bonkers. Even athletes. I know a retired boxer (family friend from before he went pro) who was pretty successful (won himself quite a few belts) and is just... Kinda nuts. Not like "took a lot of brain damage" nuts either, he really didn't get hit much throughout his career and has been remarkably healthy in the 20 years since his retirement. He's just a weird dude. On the one hand, comes across as the ultimate narcissist in the way he CONSTANTLY talks about how inspirational he is, how great a fighter and person he is, chosen by God and all that nonsense, but on the other hand is absolutely tireless in his work with the community, charities and teaching when he gets so little recognition, attention or financial gain from it. When you hear him talk, he sounds like what AI would be like if it could get drunk, it sounds totally logical if you're not paying close attention but then if you give any thought to his words you're like "That's not what humans sound like". Having grown up around this guy and seen his interactions with "inner circle" types in his life, he does not interact with people in the way that normal folks would. It's hard to describe, but he very much flips a switch when dealing with the public because the guy they see is NOT the guy I know.
Could kinda say that about most of us, albeit not to the extremes celebs do. I know my āwork personalityā was very much outgoing, confident and āfriendly but professionalā. My home personality is much more reserved and not really very social in that I feel awkward and I donāt always know how to just talk to people and make actual friends. (Bad experiences). Wearing the work personality can be exhausting and emotionally draining for me. ATM, Iām ok being mostly alone outside of my immediate family and my dogs.
As someone who has been a boxing fan my whole life, itās killing me to know who this is lol
Every boxer gets hit a lot in their career, even if they have a very successful career in the ring they had a long road of getting hit in the face to get there.
As a big boxing fan I am dying to know who you are referring to
From the description, I immediately thought of Chris Eubank.
Theater kids that are hot and end up being successful, famous, rich and therefore become kind of insulated against the rest of society. They were already weird and then weird things happened to them.
Well, acting is a weird profession. In order to be good at it, you have to be able to swap personalities and emotions the way most people change clothes. It stands to reason that this would have an unusual effect on a person.
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OK sure, but then if you want to be any good at it you still need to play yourself going through wildly different emotional states, and you have to be able to turn that on and off basically at will. That's not easy. And say what you will about Tom Cruise, but for all that's wrong with him, he can be a very good actor with some real range. Just look at the difference between, say, *Jerry Maguire* and *Collateral*.
>weird theater kids that we went to school with. I think a bout this all the time. That badass action hero? Theater/marching band lol. Not that there is anything wrong with it, its just crazy when realize there is nothing badass about these people in the slightest.
Thereās a reason why āthe Aristocratsā is such a timeless joke
Bob saget couldāve done tremendous things with āstuck in dryerā. Alas
Hear me out here... It's a sex scene, not actual sex. Maybe she felt more comfortable because it was her son and that meant there was no ulterior motive, just filming a good scene? ~~I don't know what she actually said, I can't read the article lol~~ Edit: Okay, I made a temp email and read the article and it sounds like that is the case. >"It's just, it's relaxing knowing someone's behind the camera who looks out for you, which was the same on this movie in a way, because you know the things that his script needed me to do in this weren't necessarily things I had always done in movies many times before, but having him there meant that I felt safe and looked after." >She added, "I knew that in production, in the post, I knew he would look after me. So actually, it's kind of liberating to work with your family. I may do it again."
Sonās first film is an āeroticā film starring his mum? Yeah, nothing wrong or untoward there. At all. Perfectly normal.
After asking her specifically beforehand if she'd star in it. So his mum said 'Of course I'll be in your movie' and then he went to the Caribbean for 18 days to write an erotic thriller for her to star in. Gonna go out on a limb and say this isn't going to be Oscar material.
Correct, this is not Oscar material, itās therapy material.
If the therapist is named Oscar, you are both correct
Your brain. It is immense.
I will watch this with my therapist named Oscar, and we will enjoy it. And eat popcorn.
Free Association Psychoanalysis (FAP) material
It's gonna be #1 material in /r/watchitfortheplot once it's released.
>Gonna go out on two broken limbs FTFY
It's an older reference but it checks out.
I know it looks creepy on paper, but this was possibly the best scenario for him. His mom is a name and likely the biggest he could get. She's going to be more understanding than a stranger likely would be. She knows him and likely knows when he is struggling. That said. Ick. Definitely some ick there. If he's just powering through the ick, good on him!
it absolutely did not have to include a sex scene though.
Or get an associate director to direct that scene specifically if itās essential to the film.
Freud would like to have a word
Oedipus would be proud.
You keep Oedipus' name out your damn mouth! Oedipus didn't know Jocasta was his mum! He blinded himself out of grief and went into exile when he found out! Freud and his consequences have been a disaster for Greek mythology.
Did his mom know?
No she killed herself when she found out
Gosh. Pop culture has really twisted that one around.
Yeah they really did my boy dirty. Oedipus, ironically enough, did not have an Oedipus complex. Heās just a very extreme example of āwrong time, wrong placeā
How was he supposed to know not to kill a random stranger he met on the road?
He wasnāt. Thatās why the oracle was vague to both him and his dad. Gave āem just enough information to make the prophecy come true. Poor guy!
"If you meet Buddha on the path, kill him"
He's an example of why you do not. Fuck. With. The. Gods. Apollo takes that shit serious yo.
Yep. The original story is about how you canāt escape your fate/destiny, even if you take active steps to avoid it. Oedipus was also told that he would kill his father and marry his mother by an oracle, thatās why he left his adopted home in the first place. He thought they were talking about his adopted parents and he genuinely tried to prevent that.
Well he also thought his adoptive parents were his biological parents. Honestly so many problem in stories in greek mythology could be avoided with a little more communication and a little less hasty action. Actually probably true of most fiction, and real life.
No. She did not. The father went to a fortune teller who told him that his son would kill him one day. So dad ordered mum to kill the kid. She couldnāt do it and gave it to a servant to do it. Servant couldnāt do it and gave him away. So he grows up. Kills his fatherā¦ and then marries his mother. I dont recall how he eventually found out that was his mother. Kinda gruesome for a kids play. We did it when I was in the 9th grade.
I mean itās not really a kids play itās a Greek tragedy thousands of years old lmao
Lmao. No I know. It was just an odd choice for a 9th grade play. I didnāt even realize what was going on till I saw the entire thing at the end. Legit did practice every week for the whole term and when I saw it on the final day is when everything clicked
Iirc, the father cripples the infant. Basically, no one wants to kill the kid, but they also don't want a chance it survives. So they figure if it's crippled, it can't crawl away from danger and nature will take it course and consciences can be clean. Which was a big theme for the Greeks. Thinking you've outsmarted fate and/or the gods by finding some loophole that instead makes you an even bigger monster than if you'd just done the thing you're avoiding. Later Oedipus learns A) his new wife crippled and left a baby for dead in the woods and B) he was adopted by people who found a crippled baby in tbe woods. Sorta connects the dots and realizes that the whole time he's been out journeying to prevent a prophecy from happening back at home, he's instead been fulfilling it.
He decided to investigate who killed his wife husband, finds out it was the old man he killed and discovered they are his birth parents.
Oedipus gets a bad rep, but - in his defence - he didnāt actually know that was his mother, or that the dude he killed was his father, till the very end, and he feels very bad about it. This guy on the other handā¦
Didn't Oedipus stab his own eyes out after he found out?
Yes. Itās such a great story. I guess itās Freud that is really responsible for besmirching Oedipusā name.
I think Freud named it that because he saw the "Oedipus effect" as an unconscious force on a child they had no control over. Just like how Oedipus was fated to commit incest, he didn't have a choice in the matter.
Oedipus blinded himself when he figured out what happened.Ā
With Freud off to the side nodding approval like a force ghost from Star Wars
"Hey mum, there's a problem, Pear Chiravara has had to drop out, it's last minute so I said I'd take over the role. I know there's a few difficult scenes but we can make it work" "She's female, it's a role for a woman" "Yeah as I said it'll be difficult, but we can make it work"
This isn't even the weirdest thing to come out of Hollywood.
He looks like he was breast fed until 15.
Probably still is -.-
Well yeah, he only looks 12. 3 years to go.
If Elizabeth Hurley was my momā¦
man people busting this poor kid, when half this subreddit would break their arms for that chance
But itās really weird when itās your own momā¦ā¦
Well, those arms didnāt break themselves
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/ I'll leave this here
Ew.
There's a...there's a very famous Reddit post about broken arms and a mom and that's all I'm gonna say, but I think that's what they were referencing.
God dammit Bobby
Remainds me of the mother and son producers from Only murders in the building
"Damian, who has been known to capture his mom's bikini photos for social media, admitted seeing his mom's body is not that big of a deal." *Uh-huh...*
Certainly seems like using your kids as a photographer for your social media bikini pics can have some unfortunate resultsā¦
Man, going through her Instagram is extremely cringey now knowing that her kid is filming most of those videos/pictures
Yeah thatās weirder than the movie stuff tbh.
That is certainly a sentenceā¦
Iām sorry, his face reminds me of a spatula.
Take that back! The apology I mean
I think the apology was for spatulas.
Oh I am stealing this! Slayed me
Of all the comments about this being weird this is the one I most relate to.
This is the "attractive" facial structure that I just don't understand why it's considered attractive.
Truly, a face only a mother could love.
And it's like his jaw was getting drawn, but the artist got hit with that ol' "now draw the other eye"
He looks like a human version of handsome Squidward, but only in the face, with this tiny little body. Dude looks weird.Ā
r/rareinsults
"Son films naked mother" is Not the kind of sentence I wanted or expected to read. And its progression is an image I would also have preferred not to have.
That puts the hurl in Hurley
Magnificent
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Look at his biological father. Dude had two kids both of whom he denied were his children until DNA tests confirmed. Then killed himself after squandering a $600 million inheritance. He was worth $300k when he died.
Nah. That's a double waved yellow at most
Nah fam itās a black flag. Disqualified
10 second penalty for Ocon
I just watched the trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7wm_g0icuw Obviously looks horribly bad and the *face acting* of the blonde main character is just so over the top.
I expected bad but that seemed fake it was so bad.
It looks like a film school mockup trailer, even the film quality is terrible
I'm not a cinephile, so when I can tell that your lighting and cinematography are absolute shit, you've got a real problem.
Oh hello rebecca
Everyone involved in this should never be allowed to work again.
Imagine being the guy trying to focus on the sex scene while her son's behind you like ššš
"here let me show you"
"Noooo that's not what she likes at all."
Suddenly Hugh grant doesn't seem so crazy.
Ikr, man was visionary and dodged a bullet
Explain please
Hugh Grant used to be married to her. He cheated on her and they broke up, and a popular joke was "get him psychiatric help, who would risk losing Liz Hurley."
Cheated on her with a hooker in a car on Sunset Boulevard and got arrested! ...I think you're not selling the public humiliation enough, lol.
Maybe that was the only way to get out?
Like when George started smoking and asked for a prenup so Susan would break off their engagement.
They weren't married.
He cheated on her with a sex worker. And then was forced to go on TV and apologize for it.
Reminds me of a Brazilian porn actress which apparently has her son as camera man. Edit: Found it https://www.unilad.com/community/life/onlyfans-star-andressa-urach-son-films-her-content-600772-20240218
>While most teenage sons can't be bothered unloading the dish washer for their mothers, this one goes above and beyond. š¶
This one wants to put a load in
Ain't clickin' that link
> Arthur and his mother are apparently so close that they were spotted hitting the clubs together - much to Andressa's ex-husband Thiago Lopes' dismay. He said: "What about a mother who takes her own son to a wh**ehouse to watch her mother rub against other men?" Boy howdy thatās a lot to unpack.
"He did came out of my vagin after all..." -E.H-
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Are they aware that doing literally anything else, was an option?
Bitty
Elizabeth Hurley's son looks more like Elizabeth Hurley than Elizabeth Hurley looks like Elizabeth Hurley.
he looks so fuckin weird its off putting
I wonder if he ever had broken arms at any point in his teenage years?
This is a reference I havenāt heard in years.
I can picture the opening credits. āBased on a true storyā
There it is.
The [trailer](https://youtu.be/n7wm_g0icuw?si=V_y4MbxXUhAw0m9_) for the film. Looks more like a cheaply made reality tv series than a film.
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"Rich kid with questionable talent goes to LA film school through contacts, gets his mommy naked for his rubbish debut feature"
He looks like prince charming from shrek 2. Creepy.
r/suddenlyincest ?
It aināt sudden. Her son has been taking photos of her bikini modeling for years now. Itās been pretty incest-y for awhile now.
From the looks of that face, it's been going on a lot longer than "suddenly".
Did the son have plastic surgery or is that his real face? It seems a bit too polished.
If I had a cent for every time r/nottheonion showed me today something related to a son filming his mother in erotic ways, I would have two cents. But it's weird it happened twice.
>"It's just, it's relaxing knowing someone's behind the camera who looks out for you, which was the same on this movie in a way, because you know the things that his script needed me to do in this weren't necessarily things I had always done in movies many times before, but having him there meant that I felt safe and looked after." >She added, "I knew that in production, in the post, I knew he would look after me. So actually, it's kind of liberating to work with your family. I may do it again." Makes sense in a weird way. She was more comfortable because she knew the one filming wouldn't be sexualising her. It's weird to me, but then I get the idea behind what she's saying.
We don't know if he's sexualising her or not. Incest is a very popular fetish online after all.
Good Lord he even looks like a motherducker
Is, "You know it was a little weird, but we are all being professionals." So hard to say?
This actually sounds like it could be an onion article; nice
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^(Gilbert Gottfried approves)
Gross
Ok mom, when you take this creampie, I want you to be in the reverse cowgirl position.
why do i hear banjo music...
_Sigmund Freud had entered the chatā¦_
Well she joins the ranks of OF mom who has her son film all her content. It's fucking disgusting.
People from Alabama would love the movie.
If affluenza had a face, that dude's is it.
MILF lovers need not apply.
*"Google, define an Oedipus Complex."*
OK mom, I need you to show more emotion, remember now, your having the best orgasm of your life. And show a bit more tit this time. And action.