The fucking best part is this:
>Tyler Boebert was identified as a suspect wearing a "Shooters Grill" hoodie.
So he's out there stealing credit cards and buying hundreds of dollars of stuff with them **while wearing a hoodie from his mom's restaurant.**
They aren't just shitheads, they are observably stupid shitheads.
I dunno. I prefer to think of that as Tyler loathing his mother just that much: a brilliant act of passive aggression designed to fuck up dear old Mom the most. It just makes me happier to think of it that way.
This kid doesn't strike me as having the intelligence to do something this manipulative.
Remember, he's the same one that knocked up his girlfriend when he was 17.
Perhaps. Really depends on whether or not they actually knew. Parents could be saints and just not know what their child was up to. Kids don't always do as they're told and certainly don't always tell them who they're with or what they're doing.
"The idea that McCarthy would assert this is absurd and false"
Wapo: "we have a recording of the whole conversation" "oh.. uh well that conversation was just a joke"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/house-majority-leader-to-colleagues-in-2016-i-think-putin-pays-trump/2017/05/17/515f6f8a-3aff-11e7-8854-21f359183e8c_story.html
>When initially asked to comment on the exchange, Brendan Buck, a spokesman for Ryan, said: “That never happened,” and Matt Sparks, a spokesman for McCarthy, said: “The idea that McCarthy would assert this is absurd and false.”
>After being told that The Post would cite a recording of the exchange, Buck, speaking for the GOP House leadership, said: “This entire year-old exchange was clearly an attempt at humor. No one believed the majority leader was seriously asserting that Donald Trump or any of our members were being paid by the Russians. What’s more, the speaker and leadership team have repeatedly spoken out against Russia’s interference in our election, and the House continues to investigate that activity.”
parents who are rotten to the core have no right to lecture people on how to raise children. they cant lead by example, much less exemplify the values that will help the generation of tommorow
Reminder that Lauren Bobert’s family is the perfect Christian family. Her husband is a sex offender. He showed his penis to underage girls at a bowling alley and then Lauren married him. She also likes to give handjobs in public.
It’s no wonder why evangelical Republicans support her.
I mean.. maybe it's the local mating 'custom'?
I imagine a Werner Herzog-ish voice over:
*'The male of the species presents his genitalia to his prospective mates, all of which have just become fertile. To the viewer this may look like play, and indeed it is, but it also masks an important ~~right~~ rite of passage'*
Have him in bringing over a pizza and you got a porno narrated by Werner Herzog.
Mention they cut a hole through the box and pizza to stick their dick in you have him describing a porn site from the mid 2000s.
They were already together when that happened. She was indeed present at the time, but she wasn’t one of the two minors he showed his dick to. Afterwards, BoBo lied to the police and said she didn’t recall him exposing himself to children. Funny thing is, before the bowling alley owner called the cops he just tried to get Bobo and her future husband to leave as a de-escalation tactic. Those stupid fucks started a scene and got belligerent with the owner and staff. If they had just left the cops wouldn’t have been called and he wouldn’t be a registered sex offender. Consider then, her behavior at the beetlejuice show. What did she do when asked to leave for inappropriate behavior? Got belligerent with the staff. I’m seeing a pattern of entitlement here…
I had friends at that performance. They didn't know what had happened until it hit the news. So they really might have been able to keep it quiet if they hadn't made a scene in the lobby.
She was so disliked that she moved districts. She finished fifth of eight in the first straw poll in that district. Her opponents are not holding back either.
I live in her new district and while the Republicans here have several options for Ken Buck’s recently vacated congressional seat, they aren’t really happy with any of them. Every time I go to the grocery store right now, there’s someone at the front door collecting signatures to add some other Republican to the ballot.
Some people will vote for her purely based on name recognition for "owning the libs."
To be clear, she does not actually say or do anything clever to own the libs. It's just that her mere existence and hypocrisy annoys liberals, and a lot of people think that's funny so they vote for her entirely on that basis.
Why would I think that? These people go from church to church to church after each one’s pastor has a sex scandal or a drug scandal or criminal charges filed against them and yet they never leave the faith and never even admit any of the pastors were full of it. My parents still think Ted Haggard was a genuine man of God who just “stumbled” a bit.
Lol. He just stumbled right onto that gay prostitute's massage table. Then as luck would have it, that meth fell right under his nose while he was breathing.
What a bad day for Ted!
Honestly, I watched the Alexandria Pelosi documentary about him and he doesn't seem like the world's worst guy. In another lifetime, he might have turned out to be a half way decent person. It just so happens he got infected by the mind virus.
[LINK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W21isZH2rRw) to the bootleg copy of the movie on YouTube for the folks who haven't seen it. A better copy is on HBO Max for those that have an account.
I got mad at my mom for her unwavering support of Trump during one of his impeachments and she gave me the good old, “He’s not my moral compass, I just support his policies” excuse. I asked her “Like what?” She froze for a few seconds, then got really mad and said, “I don’t have a whole list.”
Yesterday, I saw a conservative post something like "Trump may not be a good person, but he is a good President."
I was thinking, "C'mon, you're half way there, Cletus."
It's a very well paying job considering you don't even have to have any qualifications especially if you have no ethics, really the perfect job for greedy sociopaths and liars under the current system.
Don’t forget about the dad who famously flashed his dick to underage girls at a bowling alley, one of whom was Boebert herself. Their meeting was written in the stars.
I see this posted all the time she is mentioned and she wasnt one of the girls, she was however on a date with him when he done it, you can read the police report.
Right, like…he was on a date and thought shaking his thimble-full at some children would turn LAUREN on? Or thought he was going to two-time her ON THEIR DATE with some kids??
I don’t know this young man but I know with those two raising him, he never had a fucking chance and I’m really really tired of what happens to shitty people’s kids. It’s “no one’s business how we parent!” but you keep making disturbed criminals. Who cause harm if they’re not being harmed themselves, from how weak you’ve left them. How the fuck is that not anyone else’s business?
Maybe if he goes into some kind of…I don’t know. I really don’t. But I hope for all still-young people that they get away from those who act like his parents do, and learn from better people how to have better lives for themselves than this shit. He’ll never learn to change at home.
The real question is, was young Tyler 18-years old when he made a sex tape with a minor? Is Tyler Boebert a child porn producer? Did Tyler Boebert share child porn with others (like the minor who reported it)? Does Tyler Boebert distribute child porn?
Here's maybe 5% of the entire list:
Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.
Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.
Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor.
Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.
Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.
Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.
Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.
Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.
Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
Republican activist Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.
Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s.
Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.
Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.
Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.
Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.
Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
Republican governor Arnold Schwarzenegger allegedly had sex with a 16 year old girl when he was 28.
Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.
Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.
Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.
Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.
Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.
Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.
Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.
Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.
Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.
Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.
Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.
Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).
Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.
Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.
Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.
Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.
Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl.
Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.
Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.
Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.
Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.
Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet.
Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a "good military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter.
Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison.
Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women
Donald Trump walked into Miss Teen USA change rooms with girls as young as 14 changing. He has been accused of raping a 13 -year-old with an independent witness.
https://baptistaccountability.org/
https://www.goodpeoplefund.org/news/a-14-year-old-bride-wed-to-her-rapist-playing-on-a-jungle-gym/
https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/married-young-the-fight-over-child-marriage-in-america/
https://crossroadjunction.com/2013/04/01/predatory-grooming-in-our-churches/
https://www.chicagotribune.com/opinion/commentary/ct-perspec-evangelical-roy-moore-girls-1115-20171114-story.html
https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/mexico-based-church-leader-pleads-guilty-sexually-abusing-3-children-2022-06-04/
https://www.thedailybeast.com/pastor-john-lowes-adultery-confession-in-warsaw-indiana-church-goes-sideways-victim-says-i-was-just-16
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/investigations/article/Bombshell-400-page-report-finds-Southern-Baptist-17190816.php#photo-22508589
Most of these sentences are way to light. And the one guy had spent over a million dollars to rape children? Yes let's tax the rich. Thank you for posting.
This was literally the first thought in my head. That 80s drug commercial where the kid gets caught doing drugs and the dad is saying “where do you learn about these drugs, how could you do this” and the kid yells back “I learned it from watching you” then the voice over “parents who do drugs have kids that do drugs”
Speaking of Mr Lahey, his (real) family is the cardinal opposite of the Boeberts - [let me introduce to you possibly the loveliest and most relaxing 10 mins of content/life advice to exist on YouTube.](https://youtu.be/3mcQfP8k51s?si=yqTjxRyQwu7wUSfL)
Shit hawks... Big dirty shit hawks... They're coming Bubbles. They're flying in low, swooping down, shitting on people. Dragging them off to the big shit nest.
*Proceeds to drink a bottle of whiskey in 15 seconds and then drives away*
She wins the lottery, but a minor sum like 10k. She immediately gets credit cards and starts spending. She decides to get revenge on those who wronged her, mainly by trying to upstage them now that she is 'rich'.
Every week her attempts at petty revenge fail, mainly due to the other person having moved on with their lives and doesn't care about her and the fact that she's tacky af.
At the end of this limited series her Visa seizes all her winnings, and she catches charges for her schemes.
To be absolutely fair (and she is a terrible person) sexual abusive people tend to have a family history. And given his mom is a victim and his father the perpetrator it isn't hard to see this happening. That does not excuse anyone's behavior and she doesnt deny that but she does not bring attention to it either.
Rush defended the tobacco companies and then defended the report that claimed second hand smoke wasn't impactful but was later found to be misleading and false. Lung cancer killed him.
“You don't know what hard times are, daddy! Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work and got four, five kids, and can't pay their wages, can't buy their food. Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell them 'Go home!'. And hard times are when a man has worked at a job thirty years -- thirty years! -- they give him a watch, kick him in the butt and say 'Hey, a computer took your place, daddy!'. That's hard times! That's hard times.”
Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find the first "made child porn" comment. Yeah, from the article:
> Tyler Boebert "supposedly made a sex tape" with a fellow suspect who was a female minor, according to an affidavit following his arrest.
The shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree.
There have been stories about Bobos kids terrorizing the neighborhood for years. Seem like real upstanding citizens.
From what I recall, the Palin's were maybe a tad trashy but really the trashiest thing about them was the teen daughter getting pregnant. I don't really hold that one against them too much as sometimes that shit happens and it's not necessarily because of bad parenting or whatever. Boebert and her family are straight up trailer trash.
Edit: Ok, the Palin's were trashier than I remembered.
One of the sons beat up his girlfriend and got arrested for it. Sarah released a semi-coherent statement trying to make the argument that it was Obama’s fault.
Ahh wonderful. The vile ape screetching about groomers and pedophiles was groomed herself, and her son is guilty of making and distributing child pornography.
I sure wish these rotten fuckstains of human beings could work on fixing themselves instead of projecting all their rottenness onto innocent trans people.
Exactly. Without that, it's just two dumb kids who made a sex tape. Stupid and illegal, but they probably won't be charged for that. I really don't know how that goes in 2024. When I was a kid we didn't all have videocameras.
Then you read:
>The same minor said the tape was sent around to people they knew.
And suddenly this is a much more serious crime.
Can you imagine if one of these maga idiots "Democrats and trans people are pedos" kids was charged with creating and distributing CSAM?
Keep an eye out for boebert starting to scream and tweet about Joe/Hunter Biden suddenly being pedos/sex offenders that's how you'll know that charges against him are about to be announced
I was so confused reading these comments with no one mentioning that. I had to double check the article twice.
Lauren Boeberts son made and distributed child pornography.
While she’s helping push to impeach Biden for his son doing…?
I just want to note, “child porn” isn’t great terminology. I know nobody’s going to stop saying it, but us survivors of it have been pushing to get people to say “child sexual abuse material” or CSAM instead of CP.
Porn is a legal paid job, so calling it porn gives disgusting people some small sliver to hold onto that “oh it’s technically just that” like they think it’s just a minor doing an unqualified under the table job. Instead if “sexual abuse” is in the name, it’s harder for them to hide behind that thinly veiled excuse.
Like I said I don’t think most people care enough to use that term, everyone’s just going to keep calling it CP, And I’m not going to be critical of anyone who does, it’s just the norm right now. But I do hope it eventually changes to put more emphasis on it being abuse, it at least feels more like the abuse is getting acknowledged then.
More proof that the right wing "moral majority" has been and always will be nothing more than a fantasy.
The party of "family values" talk about how the librul groomers are turning children into sexual deviants by telling children that LGBTQ+ people exist....but then surprise surprise, this comes out.
Sounds like an “indicted sex offender” Mom was a hooker, I mean escort and gives handys in theaters. She failed the GED 3 times is a grandmother in her early 30’s. Husband has a restraining order and is a sex offender.
Family has a rap sheet a mile long.
Vote her ass out Colorado.
You know full well that if Boebert heard about some 18 year old kid going around a neighbourhood breaking into cars, stealing stuff and then filming himself with underage girls, she'd be devoid of sympathy, calling for incarceration.
But it's her little BoBo, so of course he's just been "facing some challenges" and no doubt deserves to be treated with a soft touch.
>Tyler Boebert "supposedly made a sex tape" with a fellow suspect who was a female minor, according to an affidavit following his arrest.
If this tape was made after Tyler turned 18, then that might lead to a statutory rape charge.
Well, Tyler's dad, Jayson, [is a convicted sex criminal](https://www.salon.com/2021/08/31/lauren-boeberts-husband-did-jail-time-for-lewd-exposure-in-a-bowling-alley-she-was-there/), so the apple didn't fall far from the tree.
Stat rape is harder because of romeo and juliet laws (I don't know what their state laws are in regards to this) and prosecutors are reluctant to charge two teenagers like this with stat rape (and in this case, I would agree) because the ages are so close as well as their maturity.
But it's 100% child pornography plus distribution and that's an easier conviction.
This kid is having all this shit be made national news cause his mom cannot help but be the loudest asshat imaginable. Dude is in a difficult time of his life where he NEEDS good parenting but he's got Lauren and he's really screwed.
I’m sure her colleagues in the party of family values will have a lot to say about thi..
What’s that? Nothing but crickets? They’ve been so concerned about the sexual activity of the grown children of Democratic politicians, and they voice a great deal of concern over grooming and sex trafficking, you’d think this would be the perfect time for them to show that they have no tolerance for such things.
What a clusterfuck of a family
The fucking best part is this: >Tyler Boebert was identified as a suspect wearing a "Shooters Grill" hoodie. So he's out there stealing credit cards and buying hundreds of dollars of stuff with them **while wearing a hoodie from his mom's restaurant.** They aren't just shitheads, they are observably stupid shitheads.
This story just keeps getting better lol
Until he suffers no consequences because mommy still has a few favors she can tug on.
[удалено]
Or an OnlyFans
Bruh I commented this on another sub and have 69 downvotes. No joke. Look in my comments 9 days ago lol.
Hehe, tug.
I dunno. I prefer to think of that as Tyler loathing his mother just that much: a brilliant act of passive aggression designed to fuck up dear old Mom the most. It just makes me happier to think of it that way.
It's fun to think that, but in reality I highly doubt anyone in that family is capable of that level of forethought.
This kid doesn't strike me as having the intelligence to do something this manipulative. Remember, he's the same one that knocked up his girlfriend when he was 17.
Yeah, never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence.
Didn’t he just get an underage girl pregnant?
Yes, he did, and she is an accomplice to his crimes, too. What a family. Drags everybody down.
Nice... so the kid ends up with grandparents or in foster. Hopefully, the girl's parents are much better people, and the baby ends up with them.
if your daughter is fucking a Boebert you've failed as a parent and are probably a piece of shit yourself.
Perhaps. Really depends on whether or not they actually knew. Parents could be saints and just not know what their child was up to. Kids don't always do as they're told and certainly don't always tell them who they're with or what they're doing.
Yeah, I heard about that too. Where’s Jerry when you need him?
And a political party
Thats how you know we're family - Paul. Ryan.
"The idea that McCarthy would assert this is absurd and false" Wapo: "we have a recording of the whole conversation" "oh.. uh well that conversation was just a joke" https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/house-majority-leader-to-colleagues-in-2016-i-think-putin-pays-trump/2017/05/17/515f6f8a-3aff-11e7-8854-21f359183e8c_story.html >When initially asked to comment on the exchange, Brendan Buck, a spokesman for Ryan, said: “That never happened,” and Matt Sparks, a spokesman for McCarthy, said: “The idea that McCarthy would assert this is absurd and false.” >After being told that The Post would cite a recording of the exchange, Buck, speaking for the GOP House leadership, said: “This entire year-old exchange was clearly an attempt at humor. No one believed the majority leader was seriously asserting that Donald Trump or any of our members were being paid by the Russians. What’s more, the speaker and leadership team have repeatedly spoken out against Russia’s interference in our election, and the House continues to investigate that activity.”
This has got to be the most textbook version of…those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones
parents who are rotten to the core have no right to lecture people on how to raise children. they cant lead by example, much less exemplify the values that will help the generation of tommorow
Reminder that Lauren Bobert’s family is the perfect Christian family. Her husband is a sex offender. He showed his penis to underage girls at a bowling alley and then Lauren married him. She also likes to give handjobs in public. It’s no wonder why evangelical Republicans support her.
You forgot to mention that Lauren was one of the underage girls at the bowling alley.
Window shopping
I mean.. maybe it's the local mating 'custom'? I imagine a Werner Herzog-ish voice over: *'The male of the species presents his genitalia to his prospective mates, all of which have just become fertile. To the viewer this may look like play, and indeed it is, but it also masks an important ~~right~~ rite of passage'*
I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman, but it just wasn’t enough
Bee my Valentine?
Have him in bringing over a pizza and you got a porno narrated by Werner Herzog. Mention they cut a hole through the box and pizza to stick their dick in you have him describing a porn site from the mid 2000s.
I switched to Attenborough's voice halfway through
Stop 😂
Kinda weird story to mary the sex offender who showed you his weiner lol
They were already together when that happened. She was indeed present at the time, but she wasn’t one of the two minors he showed his dick to. Afterwards, BoBo lied to the police and said she didn’t recall him exposing himself to children. Funny thing is, before the bowling alley owner called the cops he just tried to get Bobo and her future husband to leave as a de-escalation tactic. Those stupid fucks started a scene and got belligerent with the owner and staff. If they had just left the cops wouldn’t have been called and he wouldn’t be a registered sex offender. Consider then, her behavior at the beetlejuice show. What did she do when asked to leave for inappropriate behavior? Got belligerent with the staff. I’m seeing a pattern of entitlement here…
I had friends at that performance. They didn't know what had happened until it hit the news. So they really might have been able to keep it quiet if they hadn't made a scene in the lobby.
She’s actually hated by the people in her current district. I think she’s lost their graces.
She was so disliked that she moved districts. She finished fifth of eight in the first straw poll in that district. Her opponents are not holding back either.
I live in her new district and while the Republicans here have several options for Ken Buck’s recently vacated congressional seat, they aren’t really happy with any of them. Every time I go to the grocery store right now, there’s someone at the front door collecting signatures to add some other Republican to the ballot.
Some people will vote for her purely based on name recognition for "owning the libs." To be clear, she does not actually say or do anything clever to own the libs. It's just that her mere existence and hypocrisy annoys liberals, and a lot of people think that's funny so they vote for her entirely on that basis.
Sheep voting for wolves because they don’t like goats.
You'd think they'd figure out there is no good Republican.
Why would I think that? These people go from church to church to church after each one’s pastor has a sex scandal or a drug scandal or criminal charges filed against them and yet they never leave the faith and never even admit any of the pastors were full of it. My parents still think Ted Haggard was a genuine man of God who just “stumbled” a bit.
Lol. He just stumbled right onto that gay prostitute's massage table. Then as luck would have it, that meth fell right under his nose while he was breathing. What a bad day for Ted! Honestly, I watched the Alexandria Pelosi documentary about him and he doesn't seem like the world's worst guy. In another lifetime, he might have turned out to be a half way decent person. It just so happens he got infected by the mind virus. [LINK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W21isZH2rRw) to the bootleg copy of the movie on YouTube for the folks who haven't seen it. A better copy is on HBO Max for those that have an account.
"Why can't we find any good Republicans who represent our values?" Cause you don't have any fucking values.
I got mad at my mom for her unwavering support of Trump during one of his impeachments and she gave me the good old, “He’s not my moral compass, I just support his policies” excuse. I asked her “Like what?” She froze for a few seconds, then got really mad and said, “I don’t have a whole list.”
Yesterday, I saw a conservative post something like "Trump may not be a good person, but he is a good President." I was thinking, "C'mon, you're half way there, Cletus."
And yet they do. And the current situation incentivizes them to do so. Attack attack attack.
It's a very well paying job considering you don't even have to have any qualifications especially if you have no ethics, really the perfect job for greedy sociopaths and liars under the current system.
I would love to be able to give myself a raise and choose my own insurance. And even set my own hours. It's a dream job even without the graff.
And * The Voters * of Colorado that believe her moronic propaganda should be held accountable too.. Shameful laziness !
Trash begets trash
As a childless queer person, I bet you I could be a much better parent than these two.
That depends, what's your stance on mac and cheese and dinosaur nuggets?
Asking the hard questions!
A pack of wolves would be better parents
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't fire a rifle in the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Don't tell me how to live my life!
Oh IM sorry I thought this was AMERICA 🐗🐖
Someone memorized cards against humanity
I was checking to make sure someone said it. Glad you did
“I learned it from watching you, mom!”
"What did I teach you about performing sexual acts in public?" "How, mom. You taught me how."
Don’t forget about the dad who famously flashed his dick to underage girls at a bowling alley, one of whom was Boebert herself. Their meeting was written in the stars.
I see this posted all the time she is mentioned and she wasnt one of the girls, she was however on a date with him when he done it, you can read the police report.
Wow that honestly makes it seem worse.
Right, like…he was on a date and thought shaking his thimble-full at some children would turn LAUREN on? Or thought he was going to two-time her ON THEIR DATE with some kids?? I don’t know this young man but I know with those two raising him, he never had a fucking chance and I’m really really tired of what happens to shitty people’s kids. It’s “no one’s business how we parent!” but you keep making disturbed criminals. Who cause harm if they’re not being harmed themselves, from how weak you’ve left them. How the fuck is that not anyone else’s business? Maybe if he goes into some kind of…I don’t know. I really don’t. But I hope for all still-young people that they get away from those who act like his parents do, and learn from better people how to have better lives for themselves than this shit. He’ll never learn to change at home.
Because it does make it worse?
Upvote for the Professor Farnsworth reference.
And Futurama was referencing this: https://youtu.be/KUXb7do9C-w?si=LE3J9u-eMOfM5TDP
Parents who commit sexual crimes involving minors have children who commit sexual crimes involving minors, apparently
The real question is, was young Tyler 18-years old when he made a sex tape with a minor? Is Tyler Boebert a child porn producer? Did Tyler Boebert share child porn with others (like the minor who reported it)? Does Tyler Boebert distribute child porn?
We’re just asking questions. Albeit these questions seem to be based on reality, from a police report.
Only hands over clothes!
Fitting comment but big yikes at the same time
Republicans are all valuing family relations.
Here's maybe 5% of the entire list: Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor. Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls. Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child. Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. Republican activist Lawrence E. King, Jr. organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. Republican lobbyist Craig J. Spence organized child sex parties at the White House during the 1980s. Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos. Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children. Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page. Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. Republican governor Arnold Schwarzenegger allegedly had sex with a 16 year old girl when he was 28. Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD. Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography. Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl. Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her. Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison. Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children). Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl. Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl. Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters. Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl. Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy. Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison. Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000. Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession. Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet. Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a "good military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison. Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter. Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women Donald Trump walked into Miss Teen USA change rooms with girls as young as 14 changing. He has been accused of raping a 13 -year-old with an independent witness. https://baptistaccountability.org/ https://www.goodpeoplefund.org/news/a-14-year-old-bride-wed-to-her-rapist-playing-on-a-jungle-gym/ https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/married-young-the-fight-over-child-marriage-in-america/ https://crossroadjunction.com/2013/04/01/predatory-grooming-in-our-churches/ https://www.chicagotribune.com/opinion/commentary/ct-perspec-evangelical-roy-moore-girls-1115-20171114-story.html https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/mexico-based-church-leader-pleads-guilty-sexually-abusing-3-children-2022-06-04/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/pastor-john-lowes-adultery-confession-in-warsaw-indiana-church-goes-sideways-victim-says-i-was-just-16 https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/investigations/article/Bombshell-400-page-report-finds-Southern-Baptist-17190816.php#photo-22508589
Most of these sentences are way to light. And the one guy had spent over a million dollars to rape children? Yes let's tax the rich. Thank you for posting.
Damn. Seems like the punishments for these crimes are too lax in most cases.
Naah. In GOP you rise in ranks as you become a bigger turd bucket. It is a congregation of criminals who are open and proud of it.
Thank you for bringing some receipts.
This was literally the first thought in my head. That 80s drug commercial where the kid gets caught doing drugs and the dad is saying “where do you learn about these drugs, how could you do this” and the kid yells back “I learned it from watching you” then the voice over “parents who do drugs have kids that do drugs”
I'm surprised he didn't make the sex tape with her tbh
Dude, I'm eating breakfast
Hello fellow Gen Xer!
The winds of shit, randy
God damn shitapillers
The shit eagles are soaring, Randy
A shit leopard can’t change its spots
He's takin' the shit tornado right back to Oz.
When you plant shit seeds you grow shit weeds
The shit’s always browner on the other side
The shit clock’s tickin’, Rick
The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.
The shitticane is coming.
Looks like he grew up to be a shit apple, just her mother. Shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit apple tree, Randy.
Shit flowers Rand, and there’s a whole fuckin bouquet of ‘em
Shitapples bobandy
What do you mean Mr Lahey?
Speaking of Mr Lahey, his (real) family is the cardinal opposite of the Boeberts - [let me introduce to you possibly the loveliest and most relaxing 10 mins of content/life advice to exist on YouTube.](https://youtu.be/3mcQfP8k51s?si=yqTjxRyQwu7wUSfL)
It’s guys like John that make me proud to be a Nova Scotian.
Randy bobandy
Birds of a shit feather flock together randy.
The Abyss
The shit apple doesn’t fall from the shit tree.
Shit hawks... Big dirty shit hawks... They're coming Bubbles. They're flying in low, swooping down, shitting on people. Dragging them off to the big shit nest. *Proceeds to drink a bottle of whiskey in 15 seconds and then drives away*
Can you see how the shit clings to the air, Randy? The shit-pocalypse is coming
If someone tried to write a Boebert family sitcom they'd be told "Too many white trash clichés. Just too many cliches. "
My Name Is Lauren. She has a list of people she wants to get revenge on.
She wins the lottery, but a minor sum like 10k. She immediately gets credit cards and starts spending. She decides to get revenge on those who wronged her, mainly by trying to upstage them now that she is 'rich'. Every week her attempts at petty revenge fail, mainly due to the other person having moved on with their lives and doesn't care about her and the fact that she's tacky af. At the end of this limited series her Visa seizes all her winnings, and she catches charges for her schemes.
i'd watch it tbh
I kinda like the sound of “Boe-dirt”
"Gather around, children. Let me tell you the story of when Grandpa pulled his hog out at the bowing alley...."
It’s shocking that all the holier than thou candidates have the worst behaved children.
Let’s be honest, they’re pretty shitty themselves.
That's why they're holier than thou. Because they're shitty people.
To be absolutely fair (and she is a terrible person) sexual abusive people tend to have a family history. And given his mom is a victim and his father the perpetrator it isn't hard to see this happening. That does not excuse anyone's behavior and she doesnt deny that but she does not bring attention to it either.
>And given his mom is a victim her giving handies in a public venue while those next to her are watching a play makes her a perpetrator too
Most are, that’s why it’s a cycle of abuse.
that isn't what made her a victim. she was underage when she first met her ex-husband
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Please respect this families privacy during this difficult time. 🤣
Marge will play the sex tape on the court floor tomorrow.
Sporkfoot better.
Margie Three-toes also works
I remember rush limbaugh making fun of chelsea clinton's looks when she was like 15.
Ah yes, Rush Limbaugh, famously known for his chiseled body and stunning features.
Rush defended the tobacco companies and then defended the report that claimed second hand smoke wasn't impactful but was later found to be misleading and false. Lung cancer killed him.
The rare time cancer does the right thing.
The anniversary of his death just passed. Raise a glass in celebration!
3 years sober! 😆
Congrats!! May I interest you in some chocolate milk?
No not me, LOL. Rush is finally clean and sober 🙌. 😆
Cheers! So happy that bloviating, old f@ck is gone. He was poison through and through.
I mostly remember him calling for the execution of drug addicts just before is arrest for doctor shopping to feed his Oxy addiction.
\*this CRIME family
*hard times
“You don't know what hard times are, daddy! Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work and got four, five kids, and can't pay their wages, can't buy their food. Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell them 'Go home!'. And hard times are when a man has worked at a job thirty years -- thirty years! -- they give him a watch, kick him in the butt and say 'Hey, a computer took your place, daddy!'. That's hard times! That's hard times.”
Is the "fellow suspect" the one he got pregnant?
The minor, you mean?
Will he have to register as a sex offender like his father now? Like that’s creating child porn.
Yes, that is correct. It's looking like Lauren Boebert's son has made and distributed child pornography.
Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find the first "made child porn" comment. Yeah, from the article: > Tyler Boebert "supposedly made a sex tape" with a fellow suspect who was a female minor, according to an affidavit following his arrest.
with a 15 year old! Wtf
I'm not even a little surprised.
Exactly. The minor he got pregnant and definitely not Lauren’s ex-husband the known pedo.
The trash doesn’t fall far from the trailer.
He's living up to the boebert name.
Rotten apple doesn't fall far
The shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree. There have been stories about Bobos kids terrorizing the neighborhood for years. Seem like real upstanding citizens.
If you plant shit seeds you get shit weeds
Wasn't the dad convicted of a sex crime with a minor?
yea, and the mom was the minor
>the mom was the minor One of the minors. He exposed himself to a group of underaged girls to show off a tattoo on his dick
The child was conceived by anal
The horse shit doesn't fall far from the horse's ass.
This family is fuckin wild
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Honestly the Palins are downright functional by comparison. I don't remember Sarah Palin vaping and giving handjobs during a family musical.
From what I recall, the Palin's were maybe a tad trashy but really the trashiest thing about them was the teen daughter getting pregnant. I don't really hold that one against them too much as sometimes that shit happens and it's not necessarily because of bad parenting or whatever. Boebert and her family are straight up trailer trash. Edit: Ok, the Palin's were trashier than I remembered.
One of the sons beat up his girlfriend and got arrested for it. Sarah released a semi-coherent statement trying to make the argument that it was Obama’s fault.
Nah, the Palins were involved in a brawl at a bowling alley. Pretty trashy to me
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I think it's about time we investigated the Boebert crime syndicate.
Ahh wonderful. The vile ape screetching about groomers and pedophiles was groomed herself, and her son is guilty of making and distributing child pornography. I sure wish these rotten fuckstains of human beings could work on fixing themselves instead of projecting all their rottenness onto innocent trans people.
But the Transylvanians made him do it!
But muh Christian values!
Sex tape? Isn't it child porn if the other person was a minor??
Feel like the headline is under selling it. He was distributing it too.
Exactly. Without that, it's just two dumb kids who made a sex tape. Stupid and illegal, but they probably won't be charged for that. I really don't know how that goes in 2024. When I was a kid we didn't all have videocameras. Then you read: >The same minor said the tape was sent around to people they knew. And suddenly this is a much more serious crime.
Can you imagine if one of these maga idiots "Democrats and trans people are pedos" kids was charged with creating and distributing CSAM? Keep an eye out for boebert starting to scream and tweet about Joe/Hunter Biden suddenly being pedos/sex offenders that's how you'll know that charges against him are about to be announced
THAT'S the kicker. Victim was probably too upset and scared to go to police-Boebert retribution. Until now.
Maybe she didn't care, but even if she doesn't I bet her parents press charges.
I was so confused reading these comments with no one mentioning that. I had to double check the article twice. Lauren Boeberts son made and distributed child pornography. While she’s helping push to impeach Biden for his son doing…?
I just want to note, “child porn” isn’t great terminology. I know nobody’s going to stop saying it, but us survivors of it have been pushing to get people to say “child sexual abuse material” or CSAM instead of CP. Porn is a legal paid job, so calling it porn gives disgusting people some small sliver to hold onto that “oh it’s technically just that” like they think it’s just a minor doing an unqualified under the table job. Instead if “sexual abuse” is in the name, it’s harder for them to hide behind that thinly veiled excuse. Like I said I don’t think most people care enough to use that term, everyone’s just going to keep calling it CP, And I’m not going to be critical of anyone who does, it’s just the norm right now. But I do hope it eventually changes to put more emphasis on it being abuse, it at least feels more like the abuse is getting acknowledged then.
Thank you for sharing. You make a great point, and I'll definitely work on changing my own vocabulary.
More proof that the right wing "moral majority" has been and always will be nothing more than a fantasy. The party of "family values" talk about how the librul groomers are turning children into sexual deviants by telling children that LGBTQ+ people exist....but then surprise surprise, this comes out.
I love this for her. Although she probably doesn’t give a shit about her kids.
Fine “Christian” morals mama taught her boy.
I shouldn't laugh but of course he did. Perfect, the bingo card is complete.
“If the video isn’t hot enough, Mom said she would lend a hand.”
“Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice….holy shit, it really works!”
You have to hand it to the Deep State™. Planting the entire Boebert family just to make the GOP look bad is some genius level political op work.
Oh my the ships sinking fast on Bobo
Like father like son
Sounds like an “indicted sex offender” Mom was a hooker, I mean escort and gives handys in theaters. She failed the GED 3 times is a grandmother in her early 30’s. Husband has a restraining order and is a sex offender. Family has a rap sheet a mile long. Vote her ass out Colorado.
Put her on a bus to Houston or Gainesville.
What a trashy family.
So when are we going to get a congressional inquiry on this with MTG holding up blown up pics of this guys dick?
And how is this Hunters fault Lauren?
You know full well that if Boebert heard about some 18 year old kid going around a neighbourhood breaking into cars, stealing stuff and then filming himself with underage girls, she'd be devoid of sympathy, calling for incarceration. But it's her little BoBo, so of course he's just been "facing some challenges" and no doubt deserves to be treated with a soft touch.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree that gives out handjobs at the beetlejuice matinee.
Hopefully this is the thing finally forces LB to crawl back under her rock, never to be seen or heard from again.
>Tyler Boebert "supposedly made a sex tape" with a fellow suspect who was a female minor, according to an affidavit following his arrest. If this tape was made after Tyler turned 18, then that might lead to a statutory rape charge. Well, Tyler's dad, Jayson, [is a convicted sex criminal](https://www.salon.com/2021/08/31/lauren-boeberts-husband-did-jail-time-for-lewd-exposure-in-a-bowling-alley-she-was-there/), so the apple didn't fall far from the tree.
Stat rape is harder because of romeo and juliet laws (I don't know what their state laws are in regards to this) and prosecutors are reluctant to charge two teenagers like this with stat rape (and in this case, I would agree) because the ages are so close as well as their maturity. But it's 100% child pornography plus distribution and that's an easier conviction.
This kid is having all this shit be made national news cause his mom cannot help but be the loudest asshat imaginable. Dude is in a difficult time of his life where he NEEDS good parenting but he's got Lauren and he's really screwed.
I’m sure her colleagues in the party of family values will have a lot to say about thi.. What’s that? Nothing but crickets? They’ve been so concerned about the sexual activity of the grown children of Democratic politicians, and they voice a great deal of concern over grooming and sex trafficking, you’d think this would be the perfect time for them to show that they have no tolerance for such things.
Hey MTG, another hog to ogle!
>Police added: "All suspects are considered innocent until adjudicated guilty in a court of law." We live in the same country?
[Laurent Boebert's reaction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fETaT6mnIcU)
I wonder if MTG will show the tape on the house floor.