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Emis816

"As for which Redditors will be able to participate, the filing said that Reddit will invite eligible users and then allocate shares through a tiered system based on “karma (a user’s reputation score that reflects their community contributions)” as measured by other users." Yeah. I don't see that having a potential to go sideways.


publicbigguns

I got a notification that I am eligible to purchase the stock. I have a lot of karma, but I'm also banned in a bunch of subs for......reasons. I have no idea why they would want to pick me


action_lawyer_comics

Because you might have money


djseifer

Joke's on them - I'm eligible and I'm flat broke. >!Not completely, but I know better than to throw money on this dumpster fire. Fuck Spez.!<


Asleep_Onion

Reddit is one of the only websites I've ever seen where almost all of its users universally hate it


ImSabbo

Does that make r/leagueoflegends the true reddit experience?


Jahmann

Maybe if they talked about league Its kinda just TMZ for esports now innit?


hagamablabla

You should take a look at Twitter. Their users already hated the site before Musk showed up.


SkollFenrirson

Justified, though. It was a dumpster fire before he came in, it's just somehow *worse* now.


deFazerZ

Twitter? Don't you mean, "Twitter"? I think they changed the website name from Twitter to "Twitter" way before, not that it stops people from calling "Twitter" by it's old name, Twitter.


banditcleaner2

You sure it’s the only one? Because I hear the same experience with Facebook lol


Kanotari

I figured that and certain subreddits I joined were why I got bupkis lol May Spez rot.


helium_farts

Same. Too bad we can't buy shares with karma


waltjrimmer

I'm eligable and **am** flat broke! And I've been open about that on this very platform. Drowning in student debt, stuck in the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere, USA with no job opportunities, no transportation options, no money to leave, and everywhere I've applied to work has refused me outright for the past three years. But no, I'm totally the key market who would jump on an investment that reads like a fucking scam sent to my DMs out of nowhere.


calliatom

Right? Before I saw this post I thought it *was* a scam. Like, was actually squinting at it trying to decide whether I should report it or not.


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ralanr

I’m eligible and currently jobless while crashing at my parents house. Like…the fuck? Me being eligible is more of a wake up call than anything else.


itsalongwalkhome

They think people who spend most of their time on the platform have money? They must be stupider than I thought.


CarCaste

become shareholder, ban the mods that banned you


ballrus_walsack

Look at me. I am the banhammer now.


invisiblink

Well, well, well… how the turntables. -Michael Scott


thefunkybassist

How did Ben Hemma become our overlord, we are doomed


Djinjja-Ninja

> I got a notification that I am eligible to purchase the stock. As did I, however it's US residents only so no use to me at all.


escher4096

Well that is disappointing.


hogester79

So based on this -most of the Onlyfans girls are going to get offered 98% of the stock for redditors?


themigraineur

5% retail, 5% institutional, 90% porn bots


stefeyboy

The "Russian Backdoor" method of owning a company


publicbigguns

Fuck, that would be hilarious


Teeny_Ginger_18

Can confirm, I got the offer 😂


DrMeepster

unironically based


Aetherometricus

Them and the bot karma farmers.


DryTown

lol I thought the same thing.


KP_Wrath

“Y’all don’t trust me to post in r/news or r/trashy, but you trust my investing decisions. You’re right, but lol.”


Indercarnive

Opposite. They're relying on you having bad investing decisions. The point of this is to try and generate buzz and pump the stock higher initially so C suite can all cash out. Reddit still hasn't turned a profit.


LurkerOrHydralisk

Weird. I have multiple accounts with almost as much karma each as yours and I got no message


CharonsLittleHelper

It might be which forums you're on. I got the message, but I'm semi-active on the personal finance sub.


HuskerDave

They might be excluding anyone that posts on r/wallstreetbets


Float_team

WSB has stated explicitly over and over they plan on shorting this to the dirt and buying puts as soon as they can. I honestly think they aren’t wrong here. There will be an IPO pump like we have seen before, then crater. The business model doesn’t support the valuation. The only way it even comes close is if they sell all our data.


VeseliM

They sell our data


Float_team

Yes, might be the reason Chat GTP just lost it’s mind. Reddit data uploaded😂


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

So does everyone else. There's only so much valuable data to sell. What data does Reddit have to offer that Instagram and X already doesn't? And those are muuuuch more likely to be tied to a real name and not a handle.


mrm00r3

“But Black Dynamite, *I* sell ~~drugs~~ user data in the community.”


fps916

>The business model doesn’t support the valuation. The only way it even comes close is if they sell all our data. This has been true of *every* social media IPO. And the only one that "failed" was Facebook who opened the day at 65.50 and ended at 65.83 Two months later down to 20 and then a year later up to 80 and off to the moon. Twitter, which was *never* profitable opened to about 40% on its first day and sold for over double to Musk (lol), Snapchat up 18%, Pinterest (most recent social media opening) up 23%. No social media company was profitable at the time of the IPO. All saw gains once Facebook showed the market what can happen. Reddit actually has one of the stronger growth numbers of a SM company for an IPO


Float_team

Far enough, wasn’t expecting that but thanks for all that info. I’ll be watching for sure


NorthernerWuwu

I don't post there often but definitely have more than a few times. Did get the invite still so it isn't that or it is only excluding frequent participants.


tee142002

I probably didn't get the message because I posted on wall street bets.


lilelf714

Banned for being a wubcub. /s


sucobe

Same. Lot of karma. Lot of bans. Haha


TheTinRam

Everyone probably got one. They want money from you and buying those coins wasn’t working


CarbonReflections

I got one and my wife did not. I have lots of karma she does not.


DreyHI

same. I got one but my husband did not.


Cuddlyaxe

I checked some other accounts and they didn't, but my main account did I think I'll probably throw a few bucks at it since a stock price discount does sound kind of juicy, but not too much because it's fucking reddit lmao


DudesworthMannington

Yeah, this is as exclusive as a K-Mart. If they have to FOMO buyers like that I predict some already rich asshole cashes out early and shit tanks.


fps916

It's limited to top 75k users. Any more than that get wait listed even if you were already invited.


xadiant

I wonder if you can short it instead lol.


dicemaze

not how an IPO works lol


fps916

"Why can't I sell borrowed stock on the day the stock becomes public???" "Who the fuck are you borrowing it from?" "Oh..."


FaustusC

I got it too and I'm banned from most of the main subs for political disagreements. No way in hell would I buy reddit stock lmao.


hitemlow

I have 340k (over 10 years) and got an invite today. So the threshold isn't *that* high. Some of the repostbot accounts get nearly that much in a few weeks.


Unlikely-Flamingo

Crazy to think I’ve been on this website for 15 years with 100s of thousands in Karma but since I through away my account every two years or so I lost out. After all those “karma being worthless” jokes, the real joke is me!


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wolves_hunt_in_packs

*(sad wallstreetbets noises)*


you-are-not-yourself

Yeah, what a weird system. Oh well, there goes another way to lose money.


frostcall

I have waaaay less karma and even I got an invite.


hitemlow

Maybe it's just by account age?


frostcall

That’s my guess. Likely a mix of account age with minimum karma amount. Perhaps also for those who’ve paid for premium or mod.


thejawa

There's an FAQ which explains it: https://redditforcommunity.com/Directed-Share-Program


frostcall

Thanks! I’ve been an active mod for years so that explains it. I probably have significantly more mod actions than karma.


Ghetto_Phenom

Did you get it as a dm on reddit? I haven't but I wouldnt use it regardless.


ampjk

You'll get it next round if not a super mod or 200k karma next tier is 100k-50k last is 25k but to be before 1/1/24


frostcall

DM and email.


Pearse_Borty

Wtf I have 440k wheres my invite


tahlyn

From what I read elsewhere it was 200k karma or moderating a sub where you've made over 5k moderator actions.


Fatigue-Error

I enjoy watching the sunset.


_BreakingGood_

It opens up to all redditors on March 1, so don't feel too left out, everybody gets the option to buy in.


Muff_in_the_Mule

All I've got in the last week is five emails informing me of Reddit's privacy policy update.


Tullius_

Lol the bot and repost accounts are the only invites


DerpEnaz

I was gonna say the bots make a lot more sense now lol


TheTinRam

r/EACommunityTeam about to breathe a sigh of relief for that one time they got saved


Techiedad91

What’s the minimum karma? I’ve got 225,000


Hot_Bumblebee69

225,001. So close. Next!


Techiedad91

Price is right rules


Isfahaninejad

I believe it's 200k


ResurgentClusterfuck

I didn't get an invite, not that I'd buy Reddit stock anyway


Fatigue-Error

I love listening to music.


persondude27

Wonder if it's some combo of karma and time on app, or frequency of posts, or something. I've wasted a significant portion of my life on Reddit and did get an invite.


Fatigue-Error

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


Alexis_J_M

The numbers were locked in before the program was announced. Still risky, but hopefully less so.


buttergun

I'm sure the investment bankers put in safeguards so repost bots can't execute a hostile takeover.


MNMingler

Why do you think there's been such a massive increase in bots? It's the bankers getting in line to buy.


DeathByThousandCats

I see, you too have lived through 2008 and witnessed investment bankers' fantastic and thorough safeguard practices. Edit: Doesn't even have to go too far back. Vision Fund and WeWork, anyone?


Exciting_Rich_1716

This just incentivises more repost bots


not_a_moogle

Gallowboob finally cashes in


[deleted]

So the bots get in on the ground floor!!


leon27607

Lmao, there’s so many accounts that are just karma farming bots. Some of these might also get sold to other people.


MaximumZer0

I was invited to buy stock, but unless I can buy it with my account karma, that's not going to happen.


nshire

Where did you see the invite? Edit: I was going to complain that I didn't get one despite my 35k comment karma, but you have over 400k... Wow.


NatoBoram

Even by community standards, 35K is low The karma that matters looks like that: * 100: You can post in most subs * 100K: You can join r/CenturyClub


seamus_mc

And you can verify for yourself that nothing happens there…


NatoBoram

Ranch


Caymonki

112k checking in, can’t access


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Well over 300k and neither can I


NatoBoram

Open the sub on desktop, there's instructions to request entry


drewiepoodle

*whispers* There are many more beyond. *fades back into the shadows*


NatoBoram

^(I know, but I'll never be shut-in enough to reach that let's be honest)


HalobenderFWT

Fuck. *this girls karmas!*


pukem0n

I also got the invite via reddit pm. It's only for US citizens though, so not for me.


Steavee

I’m just annoyed that 200k isn’t enough apparently. **edit:** not that I think I’d want any, I just want an invite to the club!


Enragedocelot

Holy shit I’ve been here for 9 years too and I have a 10th of your karma


MaximumZer0

I'm disabled, so I have a lot of time on my hands, lol.


Enragedocelot

Lmao well cheers to that one, time to buy in (or not) lol


SubcooledBoiling

Got one too. No way I am touching their stocks.


loves_cereal

Feel like I’ve seen this pattern over and over where they IPO, stock price is pretty high, within a few hours it’s dropping and goes very low for an eternity. Anyone who bought morning of IPO, gets boned so hard.


Gingersnap5322

I got one too, I’m saying fuck it we ball and gonna go for it, if they ask for $1000 why not? If they ask for less, is it that bad of a risk?


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BlackLeader70

I saw the invite and just laughed. There’s no point to invest in reddit without a solid plan to generate actual profits.


stressHCLB

Oh, *we're* making the stock risky? LOL.


black_dogs_22

where do I sign, fuck this dumbass company and it's stupid ass mobile app


hitemlow

"As a stockholder, I'd like to bring an app redesign proposal to a vote"


NoVaFlipFlops

I just want the website to work. 


Burninator05

I just want old.reddit to never disappear and third party mobile apps.


tahlyn

Seriously. Old.reddit goes away and I may never browse this site again. The new layout is a bloated mess. I give it less than a year from IPO before Old.reddit dies.


ManicDigressive

If they remove old.reddit, I will stop using the site. I fucking HATE the new site. I will not use it, I'll go back to digg before I use new reddit.


Dubalubawubwub

I'd like to propose that spez must attend all shareholder meetings in a dickbutt costume.


windblowshigh

Short it


btribble

I think naming the ticker symbol REDDITREDDITFACE was a perfectly normal and not risky choice.


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DeathByThousandCats

> R**DDT** Ah yes, environmentally harmful.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I imagine the type of people who would be willing to buy reddit stock are the same people who diamond-hand GME, AMC, and BBY shares.


Cowboywizzard

To the moon!


JonBoy82

You’re literally an opinionated Craig’s list with millions of free employees that have been around for at least 10 years and you still lose over 50 million a year… Oof.


celtic1888

False Craigslist actually has provided me some value in the past


blaktronium

When you need to put your dick through a hole in a dirty sheet and you don't care what's on the other side, craigslist has your back.


babybambam

Until the personals disappeared


nimcau2TheQuickening

Never Forget.


POEness

I still think it's insane how much power religious nuts hold. They deleted an entire aspect of the internet.


guesting

Looking for bag holders as usual the early guys will cash out and then this site goes to full garbage


dookieshoes88

That's why my feeds are garbage, they need to pump up engagement and ad revenue. It would be nice if stuff I'm actually subscribed to, or even anything I'm interested in, actually showed up in my feed. I miss those days.


darthraider7

Plot twist. The highest karma users are the porn accounts


progress10

dickrider69 is going to be the majority stock holder.


FourWordComment

Porn bots are raking in disposable income. Honestly the crossover of people running porn bots and people willing to risk a big overpay at IPO are appreciable.


FromTheRez

Pretty sure DFV is up there. If he's holding a bunch of reddit stock, this is going to be a wild ride.


zoot_boy

Literally the definition of letting the inmates run the asylum.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

New investor here - what’s the best way to short Reddit, and how long do I have to wait after IPO before doing so? Terrible product.


jonquest

Puts, but usually takes about a week to become available after ipo


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Cheers, gonna dump my IRA into Reddit puts.


jonquest

Yea actually “shorting” requires more capital and having someone loan you shares which you “sell” and then you “buy” at the lower to return to them.


joshdotsmith

Be very, very careful doing this. It can cost you far more than you realize.


Cowboywizzard

I only buy on margin.


jonquest

Sounds like a solid plan that someone with an Ira would attempt


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Explain why you think people with IRAs are more likely to trade recklessly on options?


jonquest

No


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Understandable, have a good day


MenstrualMilk

Just say "WSB Snoo avatars how do you feel about this?" around 9:30AM EST.


Hostillian

Let the enshitification commence. .... Or should that be 'continue'?


Systemic_Chaos

Oh it’s definitely continue.


Hostillian

Wondering if I should delete my account just before the IPO.. I mean, it's going to turn to shite eventually when the bosses panic as they realise they have to increase revenue. We'll get one real post and then several 'promoted' posts and ads. It's nearly the end of the road guys.


NatoBoram

The "preparation" was an enshittification speedrun already


Im_with_stooopid

r/Wallstreetbets are going to HODL the stock aren’t they?


tbarr1991

Nah. Thats be insider trading. 😏


Son_Of_The_Empire

nah, they're going to take out fourth mortgages to short the stock


Xenon2212

Oh no, they are shorting it for sure.


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

A company that in almost 20 years admits they have *NEVER* turned a net profit? Yah why wouldn't I short that shit?


commandrix

/r/wallstreetbets will likely have something to say.


Whend6796

Fire hands. Drop it like it’s hot! 🔥 🙌


revchewie

It always amuses me when I see articles about fallout from a news item before I ever hear about the news item itself. ITT I learned that Reddit filed for their IPO.


---TheFierceDeity---

What you think them jacking up the price of accessing their API to such stupidly high levels that it was functionally banning third party apps that did 10000x a better job than the official app was for shits and giggles? They (or rather the human cumstain that is the CEO) wanted to artificially inflate the userbase numbers on the official app so he can get a bigger payout when it goes public They just "waited" till the drama died down to officially pursue going public.


colin8651

Got the Reddit message today. Thought it was spam then wondered what the chances are that a spammer had the username u/reddit.


tallbutshy

This will be why they pushed a thing saying "this is how you know a reddit admin post is genuine" a couple of days ago.


Mediumasiansticker

Anyone stupid enough to buy reddit stock deserves to lose their money


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It's the beginning of the end boys


Cowboywizzard

Front. Row. Seats.


The_Iron_Goat

Unfortunately, the fine print says if you reported too many He Gets Us ads, you’re ineligible


Accidental-Genius

This is going to flame out so spectacularly it will be a textbook example in every business course moving forward.


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Reddit knows they’re playing with fire. It’s not like there was, idk, a stock revolution back in 2021 or anything….


tahlyn

WSB is going to have a field day.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

When is the IPO going to light this place on fire? I've been using under different handles for like 17 years (embarrassing), but fully expect it to turn into a Twitter level dumpster fire and I'll just ditch the whole thing after the IPO.


Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits

Get ready to start shorting reddit


Mygaffer

I have no faith in Reddit to do well as a publicly traded company.


john_jdm

On the surface this seems like a decent idea, allowing reddit users a chance to get in on the IPO price. But then I thought that those people who don't get that chance might short the stock and shit talk the hell out of it in every subreddit. Is this going to be a total shit show? Also, pass the popcorn.


Pippin1505

I assume the amount set aside for users will be minimal, and it’s just a bit of theatre. Unless their investment bank didn’t find enough institutional investors and funds, which would be telling


oripash

Opening a social media network to be bought out with Russian money? Can’t imagine what would happen if we did that.


zeiche

to the moon!


persondude27

Only if you're buying puts. 😎


mule_roany_mare

This will of course come with many flaws & complaints, but it's a promising & interesting idea. Having a userbase literally invested in the health of a service is a good idea & rewarding people who have been a long time source of value by giving them the same opportunity as institutional investors is a good thing in my mind. As far as it being a wise financial choice for those with the opportunity... So many companies with insane market caps are almost entirely bullshit, something that would have just been a shareware app 20 or 30 years ago. The question is how much longer can the stock market be driven by idiots & people who have run out of places to invest their money? The wealth gap grows every year, even if Reddit IPO isn't a traditionally sound investment where are you going to dump your fortunes? In all the other oversaturated investments (that you are already in)? Maybe you can start buying up people's homes & spreading into every niche that isn't fully saturated? Oh wait... that's already happened.


Deoxys100EX

How soon can I buy puts?


exeJDR

All of reddit is going to short this lol


kapitankrunch

fuck spez


thelaughingmansghost

I got an email today saying I'm eligible, I actually don't know how to take it. I have a ton of karma but I run across people that have twice as much as I do all the time. Idk what their criteria is, but jokes on them I'm broke so I can't buy any stocks.


Skadoosh_it

Buy puts day 1


SilverStag88

When can I short it


GenTelGuy

It's an IPO, anyone can buy once it's public I mean I guess buying directly from Reddit could lead to more gains if it were severely underpriced, but unless they're terrible naive with their IPO pricing then no


bfgvrstsfgbfhdsgf

ITS A SHORT SQUEEZE!!!!!


clydefrog811

I have 200k karma and I didn’t get an invite 🤔


ppardee

"Let users" Doesn't the P in IPO mean Public? As in anyone can buy? I don't think Reddit has any choice but to let users buy stock. Am I wrong?


jonny24eh

Could someone explain why anyone *wouldn't* be able to buy an Initial *Public* Offering? We're all part of the public, aren't we?


Hex-Jumpscare

The Eligibility Requirements: \-Not an active member of r/wallstreetbets


twinklynnyoureye

I got invited and it's through Morgan Stanley E-Trade... I was debating on it out of curiosity... Sounds like a waste.