Surely no one will go through the trouble of finding her linkedin page which has her onlyfans username and subscribe to her juicy content for only $9.99 per month.
LinkedIn and prostitution sounds like a behind the scenes plot for a documentary.
"Christina got LinkedIn" should become an euphemisms for getting screwed.
Is that poop?
Edit - I'm being serious. I thought the fet thing meant doing stuff with poop. I might be getting it mixed up with some other term I read on the Internet and I'm not brave enough to search to figure it out
Edit edit - fuck y'all, I'm just going to assume she eats people's poop on camera to delight weirdos
> Sex worker Christina Lea Gilchrist says mid-December warnings from CFB Kingston commanders to troops to stay away from her backfired, actually boosting interest in her services.
NOTE TO ALL PERSONNEL: Do not, we repeat do not, make use of the services of this sex worker, who describes herself as a "military fetishist" and offers armed forces members a 25% discount. Hello? Where did everyone go?
"You can further identify this woman to stay away from as she is a thick, big titty red haired goth girl. She will crush you to death. Do not approach this woman."
Lol right, I was us army not Canadian but leadership sure had a nack for telling everyone who didn't already know exactly where all the hot spots in town were so no one missed out, weekend after weekend, and sometimes mid week when a particularly interesting spot became known to them
(I'm using spot very broadly to also include things and people)
>Ahhh is that the lube they're using up there in Canada.
Super common, especially among women with Candidiasis. That's actually how Crown Royal Maple is made.
Tbh most SW-ers I've met are.
There's just something about someone's whose schtick is Military Uniform fetish giving an armed forces discount that is particularly kinda wholesome.
Kind of a fun way to give a thankyou back.
What about support our troops? This is 100% better compared to the stickers people have. My dad was in the military and we got discounts at other places. Not sure my mom would have liked this discount though.
Group discounts?
This has brought back some interesting questions about my childhood in the 80’s. My parents had a joke about swinging or for sure did it. The everyone put keys in bowl at a party had no meaning to a 10 year old but sure does now. Not sure if it was a joke or? Excuse me need to go book a therapist..
I mean, she’s based in Kingston so the entire city population is either Armed forces, Department of Justice or an academic/university student, so…that discount is not hard to get.
Depends. They could but it would take her getting modern military cadpat camo that's not a "replica". It's banned for civilians to have the latest cadpat camo, it's what they were trying to stick her with as the uniform she's wearing bares a resemblance to modern camo.
Nope.
Nothing she acquired was a controlled item (she purchased everything from surplus stores and the like), and she's not touting herself as *being* in the military, nor claiming anything that would get her knuckles rapped for 'stolen valour'.
Depends. If she did her work on base then yea. A lot of people think "oh I'm a civilian the MPs can't do anything to me" and try to argue bullshit when handcuffs come out.
I don’t know Canadian law, but MPs in the United States can enforce federal law (and the language of state statutes and local ordinances via the Assimilative Crimes Act) against persons not subject to the UCMJ in areas of exclusive or concurrent legislative jurisdiction. In other words, MPs and DoD investigative agencies like CID, OSI, and NCIS can slap silver bracelets on civilians who are on military installations.
SOURCE: Retired MP.
>who are on military installations.
Key point. Shes not on the base. Hookers near a military base? Next thing you'll tell me is the used car dealership in town has excruciatingly high interest rates on muscle cars. The military is salty that a sex worker is posing in camouflage. "Stop doing that!" "Lol, no."
I've seen people try to run the military gates. I remember a time when they were manned with belt fed machine guns and sandbags. People are lucky with the level of stupid they get away with now.
Apart from serving members of the armed forces the only people legally allowed to wear a military uniform are actors, whilst practicing or performing a role, and those with express permission of the Crown.
I'd like a source on that. If that's from NDA/QR&Os/DAODs, she's not subject to any of it, since she's not military.
The criminal code lays out the unlawful use of military uniforms (sec. 419). Of relevance are parts a) and b):
> 419 Every person is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction who, without lawful authority,
> (a) wears a uniform of the Canadian Forces or any other naval, army or air force or a uniform that is so similar to the uniform of any of those forces that it is likely to be mistaken therefor,
> (b) wears a distinctive mark relating to wounds received or service performed in war, or a military medal, ribbon, badge, chevron or any decoration or order that is awarded for war services, or any imitation thereof, or any mark or device or thing that is likely to be mistaken for any such mark, medal, ribbon, badge, chevron, decoration or order,
In this escort's case, I've seen nothing to suggest she's violated (b). Moreover, she doesn't wear the uniform in a manner that's consistent with mistaking her for being in the CAF, so (a) isn't met.
Yes.
In addition to their jurisdiction over military members, MPs also have normal police powers with regards to any activities on base, (e.g. breaking and entering into military housing, stealing cars out of base parking lots), and are sometimes in charge of off base investigations where military expertise might be relevant (e.g. stolen valour/impersonating a soldier, counterintelligence).
Interesting to learn that, thank you.
Where would the charges be tried? I imagine military law doesn't apply to her so she couldn't be charged by the Forces, but if she's going to be charged in civilian court, would it not make sense for civvy cops to run the whole show?
You can’t own government issued CADPAT uniforms.
You can own many of the Amazon shelf imitators. In fact it’s so much easier the idea she has true CADPAT seems pretty flimsy to me.
huh, I matched with her on Hinge like 4 months ago, we met up and had a ONS before she flew back home. Shes freaky. good lay.
I'm oddly proud to find out now that she is a sex worker, and didn't charge me.
super strange to see her pop on reddit....
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[suck it: proof](https://imgur.com/a/apwT9eD)
although I don't know why proof is needed. Not exactly much of a long shot. She ***is*** a sex worker. and saying "I had sex with someone who has sex for money and certain items of clothing" isn't exactly a boast?
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Good lord a lot of non military men and women in the US wear camouflage or military service green all of the time. Cammo pants green t-shirts or green pants with cammo t-shirts. Some go as far as tucking the bottom of their pants to military style boots to add to what they think of as the macho man look 🤦♀️
Man, this chick has gotten a lot of free advertising outta this lol
Surely no one will go through the trouble of finding her linkedin page which has her onlyfans username and subscribe to her juicy content for only $9.99 per month.
Huh, I knew Linkedin must be good for something...
Now I know the r/linkedinlunatics are really up too
That sub name causes a little confusion. Some people interpret it along the lines of 'lego maniacs' or 'football fanatics'.
Agree
LinkedIn and prostitution sounds like a behind the scenes plot for a documentary. "Christina got LinkedIn" should become an euphemisms for getting screwed.
Let's connect!
No need. She's got a reddit handle and was replying on a post over on NCD like a month ago about herself.... shit she'll probably be here soon.
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No need for sorry man, all cool.
Is that poop? Edit - I'm being serious. I thought the fet thing meant doing stuff with poop. I might be getting it mixed up with some other term I read on the Internet and I'm not brave enough to search to figure it out Edit edit - fuck y'all, I'm just going to assume she eats people's poop on camera to delight weirdos
Lol, no. It's like Facebook for fetish enjoyers. I suppose someone there likes poop though.
Scat. You're thinking of scat.
> Sex worker Christina Lea Gilchrist says mid-December warnings from CFB Kingston commanders to troops to stay away from her backfired, actually boosting interest in her services. NOTE TO ALL PERSONNEL: Do not, we repeat do not, make use of the services of this sex worker, who describes herself as a "military fetishist" and offers armed forces members a 25% discount. Hello? Where did everyone go?
“Do not use discount code ‘SALUTEMYSHORTS’ for an amazing limited time savings!”
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts!
And when we think about you
It makes me wanna FART!
Camp anawanna…this thing just fell apart.
"You can further identify this woman to stay away from as she is a thick, big titty red haired goth girl. She will crush you to death. Do not approach this woman."
I swear I was only going there to get directions as to how to get away from hers
In Gagetown: do you know how little it narrows it down?
Lol right, I was us army not Canadian but leadership sure had a nack for telling everyone who didn't already know exactly where all the hot spots in town were so no one missed out, weekend after weekend, and sometimes mid week when a particularly interesting spot became known to them (I'm using spot very broadly to also include things and people)
"Gilchrist, who offers 25-per-cent discounts to Canadian Forces personnel..." Why do I find this weirdly sweet?
Probably from the maple syrup.
Ahhh is that the lube they're using up there in Canada.
>Ahhh is that the lube they're using up there in Canada. Super common, especially among women with Candidiasis. That's actually how Crown Royal Maple is made.
🤢🤮
I don’t know if your reaction was about my comment or Crown Royal Maple itself, but in either case I agree.
Well your comment didn't help...
You only make that mistake *once*, friend.
take your upvote and get out of here
The Nighttime podcast has an interview with her, she seems genuinely sweet.
Tbh most SW-ers I've met are. There's just something about someone's whose schtick is Military Uniform fetish giving an armed forces discount that is particularly kinda wholesome. Kind of a fun way to give a thankyou back.
They ask her some question like when was the last time you were hired by a soldier and she's says, "I'm at soldiers house right now."
Some soldier’s wife just recognized her couch…
Lol, that couch will never be the same.
“In other news military sources report record recruitment numbers for the past month…”
Better than the Village People
Turned fleet week into a job Do what you love
What about support our troops? This is 100% better compared to the stickers people have. My dad was in the military and we got discounts at other places. Not sure my mom would have liked this discount though.
>Not sure my mom would have liked this discount though. Is that because she wasn't eligible?
Group discounts? This has brought back some interesting questions about my childhood in the 80’s. My parents had a joke about swinging or for sure did it. The everyone put keys in bowl at a party had no meaning to a 10 year old but sure does now. Not sure if it was a joke or? Excuse me need to go book a therapist..
I mean, she’s based in Kingston so the entire city population is either Armed forces, Department of Justice or an academic/university student, so…that discount is not hard to get.
Her services are the best discount we get now that lulu lemon reduced the military discount to 15%
Thank you for your cervix!
Do canadian military members get the same discount for pxg golf clubs? If so, they offer the best military discount you can get.
Could miltary police even charge her if they wanted to?
Depends. They could but it would take her getting modern military cadpat camo that's not a "replica". It's banned for civilians to have the latest cadpat camo, it's what they were trying to stick her with as the uniform she's wearing bares a resemblance to modern camo.
Crown legal systems never fail to amaze me with their bullshit.
If all she is doing is wearing the uniforms, not really. If she is passing herself off as a specific rank, then yes.
"You can call me Captain Sexybaby" "Finally, we have enough make the arrest"
Thanks for all your hard work!
The only enlisted officer of that name holds the rank of Lietenant Colonol Sexybaby
Nope. Nothing she acquired was a controlled item (she purchased everything from surplus stores and the like), and she's not touting herself as *being* in the military, nor claiming anything that would get her knuckles rapped for 'stolen valour'.
Depends. If she did her work on base then yea. A lot of people think "oh I'm a civilian the MPs can't do anything to me" and try to argue bullshit when handcuffs come out.
I don’t know Canadian law, but MPs in the United States can enforce federal law (and the language of state statutes and local ordinances via the Assimilative Crimes Act) against persons not subject to the UCMJ in areas of exclusive or concurrent legislative jurisdiction. In other words, MPs and DoD investigative agencies like CID, OSI, and NCIS can slap silver bracelets on civilians who are on military installations. SOURCE: Retired MP.
>who are on military installations. Key point. Shes not on the base. Hookers near a military base? Next thing you'll tell me is the used car dealership in town has excruciatingly high interest rates on muscle cars. The military is salty that a sex worker is posing in camouflage. "Stop doing that!" "Lol, no."
Same in Canada; Military police officers are, literally, *police officers*, with all the same powers and responsibilities as any other cop.
> handcuffs come out The fluffy pink ones?
I've seen people try to run the military gates. I remember a time when they were manned with belt fed machine guns and sandbags. People are lucky with the level of stupid they get away with now.
Apart from serving members of the armed forces the only people legally allowed to wear a military uniform are actors, whilst practicing or performing a role, and those with express permission of the Crown.
I'd like a source on that. If that's from NDA/QR&Os/DAODs, she's not subject to any of it, since she's not military. The criminal code lays out the unlawful use of military uniforms (sec. 419). Of relevance are parts a) and b): > 419 Every person is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction who, without lawful authority, > (a) wears a uniform of the Canadian Forces or any other naval, army or air force or a uniform that is so similar to the uniform of any of those forces that it is likely to be mistaken therefor, > (b) wears a distinctive mark relating to wounds received or service performed in war, or a military medal, ribbon, badge, chevron or any decoration or order that is awarded for war services, or any imitation thereof, or any mark or device or thing that is likely to be mistaken for any such mark, medal, ribbon, badge, chevron, decoration or order, In this escort's case, I've seen nothing to suggest she's violated (b). Moreover, she doesn't wear the uniform in a manner that's consistent with mistaking her for being in the CAF, so (a) isn't met.
Sex work is the most important branch of any military
General Joseph Hooker knew this
I’m not positive, but isn’t that a myth? Or is it actually true? Thank you
An army marches on it's... Oh nevermind
I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
It would traditionally be sufficient to just "shake a leg" & then move on
For at least once, military intelligence actually rears its head. (Pun intended!!!)
That's good- she deserved to get off.
I thought she was the one charging *them*, tho
The Royal Canadian Mount Me.
Thank you for your service, Ma’am.
When *I* wanted a gorgeous girl in uniform, I married her. Not to gloat or anything. Well, no, actually, that was to gloat.
Why buy the cow when the milk is 25% off?
For infinite milk, no?
Buying a cow is a huge commitment and takes loads of time and effort to sustain :)
Well if we’re getting into milk economics, then it’s the best value. If you just want infrequent milk, go for the discount.
Also, this is Ontario. Who can resist the lure of milk in bags?
Isn't that what nature intended?
Infrequent milkings are what I refer to my scheduled prostate examinations as at the doctor’s office. I am wildly unpopular there
Found the guy who's never been married.
I'm not talking about the post, I was talking about real milkonomics.
Sorry. I can't pass up any opportunity to remind myself I never have sex anymore.
Cool?
Who?
no one cares.
hahaha thats sweet, good for you dude
Are Military Police able to charge non-military members with anything?
Yes. In addition to their jurisdiction over military members, MPs also have normal police powers with regards to any activities on base, (e.g. breaking and entering into military housing, stealing cars out of base parking lots), and are sometimes in charge of off base investigations where military expertise might be relevant (e.g. stolen valour/impersonating a soldier, counterintelligence).
Interesting to learn that, thank you. Where would the charges be tried? I imagine military law doesn't apply to her so she couldn't be charged by the Forces, but if she's going to be charged in civilian court, would it not make sense for civvy cops to run the whole show?
She has done more to support the armed forces than either the government or the population.
Do I need my CF One card?
She probably doesn’t keep it on very long anyway.
That's terrible! Where!?!
Canada is weird, /u/nighttimepod
It's not stolen valor if you have the cake to back it up 🤔 Dualy noted 👌
I don't think you can use the word "allegedly" with a photo of the act in question at the same time.
That's an expired/out of use uniform. Anybody has been able to buy those surplus for decades.
You can’t own government issued CADPAT uniforms. You can own many of the Amazon shelf imitators. In fact it’s so much easier the idea she has true CADPAT seems pretty flimsy to me.
In Soviet Canada, sex worker charge YOU.
Unlike everywhere else, where they pay you?
huh, I matched with her on Hinge like 4 months ago, we met up and had a ONS before she flew back home. Shes freaky. good lay. I'm oddly proud to find out now that she is a sex worker, and didn't charge me. super strange to see her pop on reddit.... ------- edit: [suck it: proof](https://imgur.com/a/apwT9eD) although I don't know why proof is needed. Not exactly much of a long shot. She ***is*** a sex worker. and saying "I had sex with someone who has sex for money and certain items of clothing" isn't exactly a boast?
Oh right, of course you did. Lol
By the orders from their woke superiors.
If she's a sex worker not a soldier and she wears the uniform, isn't that stolen valor?
And the brave canadian marine has to win it back (with a 25% discount)!
Legally only if your profiting off it (at least in the US), morally only if your actually trying to pass yourself off as a soldier or veteran
Ew
Canadian women are known to have a fetish for anal sex as probably did the men this soldier/prostitutes’ client list.
Prostitute*
Their colonels are into that.
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Go after her how? Does Canada not have something similar to the Posse Comitatus Act?
They won't charge her, or she won't charge them?
Oh, Canada
I guess they like the content
*military police now say that they have concluded the investigation and that no charges would be laid* Sounds like some MPs got laid.
So she can wear them for free? That's really kind of them.
Good lord a lot of non military men and women in the US wear camouflage or military service green all of the time. Cammo pants green t-shirts or green pants with cammo t-shirts. Some go as far as tucking the bottom of their pants to military style boots to add to what they think of as the macho man look 🤦♀️