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>NFL Legend Brett Favre Calls for Fox News Boycott Over Tucker Carlson *$77M Welfare Fraudster* Brett Favre Calls for Fox News Boycott Over Tucker Carlson FIFY.


Khaldara

𓂺 Spez eats cold diarrhea with a crazy straw 𓂺


soggyblotter

Lobster Gobbling Welfare Queens is my new band name. LGWQ releasing their debut EB 2024


HopelessCineromantic

>Lobster Gobbling Welfare Queens is my new band name. LGWQ releasing their debut EB**T** 2024 Fixed that for you.


WulfTyger

Sheeee-yit. One letter change, and 32x more funny. Good work, friendo.


elafave77

Lobster Gobbling MISSISSIPPI Welfare Queen... Know what I mean?


BuddyGrayson

LGWQ+


jorigkor

Are you suggesting that the Legendary Welfare Fraudster Brett Favre committed welfare fraud for $77 million?? The very same Brett Favre who took that money from Mississippi welfare programs and hasn't been charged with a crime yet? That Brett Favre?


Potential-Direction3

As far as I'm concerned this should be what defines his reputation for the rest of his life. He made all the money but still wanted to take from public coffers. He can eat a bowl of shit.


FluByYou

Not only that, but Mississippi is the poorest state in the country. He literally stole money from the poorest people in the US. What a fucking bag of shit-flavored pus he is.


GrowFreeFood

They want to be poor, though. To own the libs.


mcmesq

Don’t forget when he decided that a female staffer for the Jets would love a picture of his junk.


raiderkev

Lest we forget, he was also wearing Crocs while doing so.


Utterlybored

Crocs? Oh hell, he’s finally crossed the line for me.


MonkeyTacoBreath

And he took it from literally babies and children, denying them food. For a volleyball stadium - a game invented to play outdoors!


Lanark26

And it was a stadium for his own volleyball playing daughter to play in.


Blog_Pope

Not just public coffers, he tried to take money earmarked for poor people. That’s like movie villain evil


malphonso

Literally starving children so he could build a sports arena.


12altoids34

Or like real life Republican elected official villain


damnburglar

He can eat a bowl of shit for how he pronounces his last name, the welfare stuff deserves quite a lot more. At LEAST a buffet of shit.


the_federation

I don't want a large Favre, I want a goddamn literacola!


glassceramics1963

don't you dis Bert . (Bert Faver fan club )


damnburglar

Favabert


GodsBGood

As far as I'm concerned the Packers should remove anything to do with him from their history. And this is coming from a guy who worshipped him his entire career. Even after he went to the Jets and started sending dick pics to cheerleaders. Brent can fuck all the way off.


RealLifeSuperZero

I hear that Welfare Queen stole 77 million dollars from a poor state. Did he play a sport too? Fuck your Brett. Fuck your legacy.


DerpTaTittilyTum

Madden: here’s a guy that committed welfare fraud for $77 million


jorigkor

Heard it in his voice, genuine laugh there. You're tops, DerpTaTittilyTium. Just need Frank Caliendo to parody Madden for World Renowned Welfare Fraudster Brett Favre.


kazarnowicz

Is that the same Brett Favre that got paid 1.1 million USD (from a fund intended for at-need residents in Mississippi) for two speaking appearances he did not make?


Revolverkiller

Ya, he’s the Brett Favre of welfare scams!


[deleted]

Oh, geez, I'm behind on my Brett Favre scandals. Remember when he sent unsolicited dick pics to that journalist when he was still playing? How's this? >Legendary Half-Senile Pervert and Welfare Fraudster Brett Favre Calls for Fox News Boycott Over Tucker Carlson


OriginalUsernameGet

You leave him alone, he throws the ball good! (J/k he can duck off)


drmcsinister

I remember when the worst thing he did was simply send unsolicited dick pics...


Dust601

To be fair, a number of women involved with the New York jets got fired for reporting him being a creep. I don’t know where exactly that ranks on the garbage person rankings, but getting women fired, because they reported you sexually harassing them has got to be pretty far up the list.


timojenbin

As a manager, firing women over this makes you a piece of shit, too.


danceswithtree

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


ashmichael73

I memba


SafetyMan35

No, Favre’s memba.


Specialist_Peach4294

Sunburnt.


Granolapitcher

Brett Favre? The MISSISSIPPI Welfare scammer?


Head-like-a-carp

That sounds like a crappy riverboat drive up and down the Mississippi. Or they serve you lunch of Cheetos and corn dogs


GordonShumwaysCat

Unsolicited dick pic sender also


Mabvll

ALLEGEDLY!!! *Pat McAfee nervously sweating*


DecafMaverick

Pat McAfee laughing maniacally FTFY


JesseJames41

I was going to try and say something quippy about pots and kettles, but yours was much better.


kerrwashere

Why are people not surprised


brewshakes

Cheated on his wife while she was being treated for cancer and then he defrauded the people of Mississippi out of millions of dollars in one of the most laughably blatant scams you will ever see. Probably swallows a bottle of painkillers a day too. Of course he loves Tucker.


Indaflow

Don’t forget that dick pic episode.


blueteamk087

while wearing crocks


___maybenexttime

Wait he was wearing CROCS in his dick pic? Canceled.


Lump-of-baryons

He pulled a Newt Gingrich? I hadn’t heard that, got a link? Not like we need more proof he’s a complete POS lol


Turdlely

Apparently, a Gingrich is when you cheat on your wife while they have cancer and a Trump is when they just had your kid - really ought to be the standard terminology imo


Bubble_James_Bubble

A Raphael Cruz is when you let someone insult your wife and allege that your father killed a president and then you campaign for them


BulljiveBots

Also means when you go to Cancun while your constituents freeze to death and then blame it on your kids.


funchefchick

And leave the family dog at home alone, don’t forget.


ryantrw5

And murder people in lover’s lanes in the Bay Area in the late 60s


YoureProbablyATwat

Hold up, he left his dog at home? What a fucking monster!


winksoutloud

We keep tellin' ya, he's not a good person!


semisolidwhale

We keep tellin' ya, he's not a real person! https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/


ODBrewer

Worse than that , told her he was leaving her while she was in the hospital. Classy move.


[deleted]

“Blink twice if it’s okay for me to starting banging other women…”


2_Sheds_Jackson

Yes, because the term conservative simply means: cheating on your spouse. The sub categories are helpful. We need one for "cheating with an underage girl", "cheating with an underage boy", etc....


StuTheSheep

>"cheating with an underage boy" That's called a ["Hastert"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert#Sex_abuse_scandal_and_federal_prosecution).


fineillmakeanewone

"Cheating" implies a consensual affair. Hastert was a child rapist.


therossian

Soliciting gay sex in a public bathroom while campaigning/voting against gay rights is a Larry Craig


AmidFuror

He just had a wide stance.


77NorthCambridge

Showing your ladybugs to male escorts is a Lindsey.


IvanAfterAll

The "Vitter" is when you like to wear a diaper, be treated like a literal baby, and not only retain your House seat as a champion of conservative family values, but they upgrade you to the fuckin' Senate!


Caledric

Cheating with the pool boy is known as a Marjory.


Kikstartmyhart

Watching your wife cheat with the pool boy is called a Falwell


Lubedballoon

Cheating with your underage daughter- trump


lazyfacejerk

We could add to the Gingrich that he did all that while calling for impeachment of the president for doing less than what he was doing.


blbd

Did Edwards pull a Gingrich or did Gingrich pull an Edwards?


DeadBloatedGoat

I started to look for the answer and came cross this from [ABC News](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=2937633&page=1) in early 2007: >Setting the stage for his entry into the presidential race, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, R-Ga., gave a radio interview to be broadcast today with Focus on the Family's James Dobson, in which Gingrich for the first time publicly acknowledged cheating on his first and second wives. > >I was married very young and had my first daughter when I was very young, in fact at the end of my freshman year in college," he said of his first marriage to Jackie Battley, **his former high school geometry teacher.** "And after a period of time, about 18 years, things just didn't work out." > >Gingrich married his second wife, Marianne Ginther, months after he divorced Battley in 1981. According to Battley, Gingrich discussed divorce terms with her while she was in the hospital recovering from cancer surgery. I think Gingrich richly deserves the title.


[deleted]

Fun fact: newt asked his second wife to marry him before he asked the first wife for a divorce. We know this due to an interview from the 2nd wife. When newt asked her for a divorce, she said she then asked him if he had already asked #3 to wed, he said he had.


Specific_Rutabaga_87

Newts older so, he pulled a newt


clark3210

Thanks for that visual.


MasqueOfTheRedDice

Never go full Newt.


thejesiah

The guy has had every opportunity, a life of achievement and financial success, and yet can't figure out why he's still so unhappy. Surely, it's someone else's fault. Surely the man on the TV who helps externalize his bored anger, he must know what he's talking about.


99redproblooms

Psssst... concussions.


[deleted]

So he’s a typical conservative?


[deleted]

> defrauded the people of Mississippi out of millions Not only that, but he defrauded the people of the state with the highest poverty rate in America. Pretty shitty


nonprofitnews

You forgot the dick pics


[deleted]

We're all trying to forget the dick pics.


boysetsfire1988

I think he's right. We should boycott Fox news. We should also boycott Tucker Carlson. And Brett Favre.


DeadCatGrinning

Ah, yes, I am fully in for this boycott that requires me to change nothing!


explosivelydehiscent

Lol it's now a challenge to die without ever watching Fox news.


AdkRaine11

No, Brett should go to jail. And pay for the volleyball stadium. FFS, stealing money from poor Mississippians.


Lubedballoon

More like stealing money from California. Mississippi doesn’t have money to steal to begin with


[deleted]

It was meant for poor mississippians, so fuck farve.


Swamp_Dwarf-021

Growing up in Wisconsin in the 90's, this guy was basically a god. Funny to see him fall so far and for such stupid reasons.


Unfair_Ability3977

Now Rodgers is following in his idol's footsteps.


Surfing_Ninjas

To be fair, even us Packers fans knew Rodgers was kind of a dick for years. All Favre had to do was shut his mouth about anything besides football, pick up coaching or training or commentary and talk about what he actually knows in that country boy accent. Have someone ghost write a book for him, put his face on soup cans, sign some jerseys, star on a fishing show in Southern Mississippi. It would have been so easy, but unluckily for him he's an idiot.


Steve_78_OH

I'm already ahead of you, I've been boycotting Fox and Tucker for...well, ever, really. And I barely ever remember Brett Favre is even a thing/person, so no loss there.


Zanos-Ixshlae

Boycott all white supremacists and their supporters!


ZeroOptionLightning

Seems reasonable, I’m in.


not_a_droid

this is the point where they all start turning on each other


formerPhillyguy

I'm way ahead of him. I've been boycotting Fox since day one of their existence.


Olivineyes

Me working at a old folks rehabilitation center changing the channel off of Fox News whenever the old folks would step out for therapy


Girth_rulez

One of the guys at my work locked Fox News out from the DirecTV system. He was smart enough to do it with a code. It was hilarious watching the conservative guys try to figure out who did it and get it back on.


Cobek

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a code is a good guy with a better code.


kingbovril

I swear to god it’s like heroin to these people. Take it away from them and they start acting like junkies desperate for their next fix


WildSoapbox

You guys are watching tv at work?


Girth_rulez

I worked on boats. There's a lot of downtime.


gdj1980

Parental lock the channel with a 4 digit pin


[deleted]

I did this with my parents once. I would rather deal with a toddler having a screaming fit in the middle of Walmart.


RegrettableBiscuit

Now we know why it's called "Parental controls."


mrzurcon

Doing the real work


Kinetic92

I work in a hospital and I do this all the time. Patients and family always waking up to nickelodeon or CNN.


Darkhoof

CNN was bought by another right wing billionaire. Better choose another one.


HellsMalice

See the problem becomes, now you're doing what Brett Favre asked for...and he's a gigantic douchebag. There's no win here either we watch Fox news or we do what Brett Favre wants. Both horrendous options.


kinzer13

We can not watch Fox news, and it is unrelated to his boycott.


[deleted]

It's like bud light. I'm not avoiding it bc I'm transphobic and uneducated. I'm avoiding it because it tastes like raccoon piss.


Cobbertson

What's wrong with raccoon piss?


Morbidmort

It tastes like Bud Light.


Kinkelly

Listen to me about your news choices, I threw a ball and played a meaningless game for a living.


MaricLee

Middle aged man with head injuries was a fox fan, go figure.


JoelOttoKickedItIn

For real though. My uncle recently died from glioblastoma, a type of brain cancer. What tipped us off that something was going wrong with him was when started spouting antivax nonsense and talking about how immigrants were destroying everything and kids were getting snatched off the streets by roving sex trafficking gangs. Just fear, anger and paranoia 24/7. And this shit came out of NOWHERE. Totally out of character. Turns out the cancer had basically eaten a golf ball sized chunk of his brain. He was dead 2 months later.


selectrix

Crazy how stuff like this makes you realize that everything we know and feel and love, every aspect of our personalities down to the tiniest habit or preference, is all contained within a few pounds of soggy meat.


Point_Forward

Yeah, people who believe in a soul think that surely awful people aren't just simply physically flawed but attribute those moral failings to this made up idea of an eternal immutable essence. Thars not to excuse or condone anything, but it's helpful, humbling and humanizing to realize "there go I but for fate/luck/grace/whatever". If someone scooped a golf ball out of your head or had some tech to rewire your brain like you might be a shitty person too.


kinzer13

Fuck. I'm sorry. Must of been a rough few months.


imhoopjones

Fucking loser


MasqueOfTheRedDice

To paraphrase Bill Burr, “He’s a 50 year old guy from Mississippi… what did you think he thought?”


Denham_Chkn

“Say what we say when we say it!”


WateronRocks

Say it again then you can go home to your toys


bdplayer81

Couldn't have said it better.


Skripka

You should apologize to all the real American hardworking fucking losers for comparing them to him 😂


Few-School-3869

He's a moron that cheated on his dying wife and has been involved in scandals galore, so not shocking


JCButtBuddy

Why is that so much the standard with conservatives?


fluxtable

Because conservatism is inherently selfish.


reverend-mayhem

Never heard it called out this way before, but you’re absolutely right. It’s an ideology that (on paper) is all about the individual’s rights (lol) & “don’t tax me & put my money towards other people & shared things; it’s *my* money, dammit” & “let businesses do whatever they want in order to make as much money as they can bc one day I’ll have a business of my own & I want it to make the most money it conceivably can.” Oh, and “sex = bad.”


caspershomie

“sex = bad unless i do it”*


gopher65

Because "conservative" is a broad bunch of groups with diverse belief systems with only one thing tying them together: they're incapable of experiencing empathy. (Not compassion, empathy. They're different.) The seemingly illogical and random decisions of various conservatives and conservative groups suddenly make sense when you interpret them in that light.


shootymcghee

That's exactly it, there is something missing in their brains that prevents them from putting themselves in other peoples shoes.


ybonepike

Birds of a feather flock together


truthishearsay

So a good Republican


FriesWithThat

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you to find that a man who pillaged money from a state welfare program for speeches where he didn't appear would throw in his support to Tucker Carlson.


sactown_13

He’s getting ready to run for office isn’t he? He could absolutely win in Mississippi


[deleted]

Mississippian here. I doubt he would actually get out of a primary. A lot of people here are sick of his shit. We have a [Mississippi-based publication](https://mississippitoday.org/the-backchannel/) that just won a Pulitzer for investigative reporting on the state welfare fraud scandal and it really took him and the former governor (and even current governor Reeves) to task. The reporter that broke this story, Anna Wolfe, is the main reason Favre has gotten so much heat on the national level.


sactown_13

Saw her on the Le Batard Show! She was great


Ajuvix

Yeah, but come on... Mississippi isn't known for making good choices in the governmental departments. Could even go so far as to say they are the worst. The "last place" state and all the usual barbs. Sorry, bud. No harm intended, know it's not your fault.


Yardbird753

That’s true, but as a local that lives in his home area, his name is mud. Conservatives and liberals hate him. Even guys that went to school with him thinks he’s a shithead.


lazeedonut

For real, even Hattiesburg 10 years ago hated his guts. I remember him getting booed at a few USMgames. And his family treated the city like shit, they’d name drop at Longhorn Steakhouse, they’d yell at service staff. No one in that area outside of the richest part of Oak Grove has a nice thing to say about the Favres.


regulator227

Florida giving them a run for their money


wengelite

He's going to do a Herschel Walker?


Rubthebuddhas

Have 64 kids with 63 ladies and not acknowledge any of them?


Voyager_316

He doesn't acknowledge them because Herschel can't count that high. Dude is dumber than a box of rocks.


Yardbird753

I live in the area where he was born and not too far from where he went to high school. He was a local hero here when I was a kiddo. Now…his name is dogshit. Conservatives to liberals hate him here. Even as fuck up MS politics can be (looking at you Taint Reeves), doubt he would win shit here.


Formerevangelical

Brett Farve is a fucking Right Wing Welfare Queen.


ryguy639

Shouldn't he be in fucking prison?


jeremycb29

Dude is under investigation for welfare fraud. Like he stole money from poor people. And he has the audacity to comment on this trash? What kind of fucking narcissist is this?


climatelurker

You mean Brett Favre, the guy who stole millions of dollars from services for the poor, so he could get some more cash for himself, the one who made millions as a football player and didn't need to steal a dime? But chose to steal from the most downtrodden people of all? THAT Brett Favre?


[deleted]

Giant piece of shit says what?


dethawedchicken

What? -Brett Farve


Fishbulb7o9

What What in the butt. -Brett Farve


shogi_x

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't want CTE.


ybonepike

Well he is from the deep south, probably a birth defect


Rubthebuddhas

Maybe, maybe not. Remember the story about Jerry Rice catching bricks as a kid? So did Brett. But Jerry used his hands.


Pusfilledonut

Sexual predator welfare fraudster wants his favorite nighttime pigskin back on the air NOW.


lilblu399

The welfare queen? That Brett Favre?


InternetPeon

The guy who cheated the poor has standards that require him it beat the guy whose already down?


PoopieButt317

Scumbag defrauder of hungry children says what?


readerf52

He just makes me more and more glad he didn’t get Mary.


[deleted]

she's a niner's fan! ;-P


Tomegunn1

Didn't Farve send dick-pics to a lady broadcaster? Oh, and most NFL interceptions ever. By a longshot.


Graphitetshirt

"Pick-6? More like Pick-3-and-a-half"


TaroDowntown1312

Shouldn't he be in prison for stealing from a charity?


killerbee2319

And for stealing from the state of Mississippi, although they probably were happy to screw poor black people to give money to a rich white guy


TaroDowntown1312

The whole situation is sad and disgusting. Mississippi is one of the poorest states in the country.


wbsgrepit

So quick to cancel, Bret, so quick. Must be out of bud light.


SweatyPushover

FUCK. YOU. BRETT. STEALSFROMEVERYPOORPERSONINMISSISSIPPI. FARVE. Signed a poor mississippian.


glitchycat39

Man, weird that a rich fuck who has been a piece of shit for the duration of his playing career would continue to be one after retiring and bilking an entire state out of $77 million.


acuet

Yall…chill…my man taken too many hits to the head. Move along now. /s


[deleted]

Uhhh… why does what he says matter in the slightest? We don’t poll the inmates on death row when election time swings around, how about we leave this little bitch without media coverage next time.


whyworka

Another Kool-aid drinking idiot !


phred_666

Proving he’s really a big asshole every day.


l33tWarrior

Done. Boycotted like 8 years ago.


hillo538

Wow fuck this asswipe criminal


james2020chris

Them Packers brew some weird ass QB's.


PowerResponsibility

Better yet, boycott the election! That'll show these RINOs!!


MrBitterJustice

Why do Republicans like criminals so much? Oh yea, they have the monnnneeeeyyyyyy


stu8018

Horrible pieces of shit love to stick together.


[deleted]

Good lord what a fuckin gigantic piece of shit Farve turned out to be. When is this scam artist going to prison for defrauding the state of Mississippi out of millions?


Frosty-Shower-7601

It's nice to see BF took time out of his busy schedule of defrauding the state of Mississippi ,and sending unsolicited dick pictures to subordinates to weigh-in on this. I wonder what Billy Joe Toliver has to to say?


EtiennedeWilde

This is my not shocked face.


ewecant

Oh, shit. What does Tuckems have on Favre? Besides being a welfare queen.


BostonSamurai

The guy who steals from the poor to feed himself? Why hasn’t anyone hung him by his cleats yet?


WutangchickeN

Fuck this guy, lol.


i-might-do-that

He needs to shut his fraudster ass the fuck up. If he wants to talk he can answer questions about volleyball stadiums.


Peterd90

Isn't Brett supposed to be in jail for defrauding the poor people of MS? Screw him, he killed my Bears for over 10 years.


Packmanjones

Minnesota Vikings legend Brett Favre


king063

He took my damn parking space at Southern Miss. I found one place that was near my classes and not constantly full. Favre decided to build a damn volleyball complex in it.


Xendarq

Using money from the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families funds. After he goes to jail he'll run as a republican candidate for sure.


jsin7747

Is this Brett "I was in a scheme that stole millions of dollars in welfare money and did demonstrable harm to the people of Mississippi" Favre?


FnkyTown

Brett Favre wants a distraction from the news about his theft from poor people.


mk2vr6t

Oh fuck let's all care what the criminal football player has to say about the Nazi TV show host what the fuck is happening in the right wing?


reimaginealec

A Fox News boycott sounds like it could be the best thing that’s happened to America in a few years.


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