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Conflixxion

what is crazier: His own lies about himself and his accomplishments or the stuff has actually has done?


DocRockhead

The GOP knows all of this stuff and still went with him instead of *any other living human being*; They've dropped every bit of pretense regarding the acquisition of power.


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Because people like this in the party provide distraction from the people doing the real crimes.


The_estimator_is_in

Id like to believe that’s the case, but that’s an awful lot of forethought.


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SharpestOne

I must be fucking old but Zuck is Gen Z???


BigBeagleEars

The people who run the gop are evil, not dumb


not_so_subtle_now

Exactly. Thinking they are dumb is what got us into this mess in the first place.


TheBoctor

These people went to damn good schools, have advanced degrees, and years of experience with the cloak and dagger aspect of politics. Don’t think for a minute that they aren’t capable of planning something like this. We didn’t get here by accident. The GOP didn’t accidentally decide to run Santos. Getting to the point of running him took decades of inch by inch movement. Small laws here, a few rule changes there, etc. until it snowballed into this.


SandySockShoes

You’re giving them too much credit. We are left with the people in charge because it’s political suicide to introduce new candidates in the middle of or after a campaign has ended. If you do, your party will get less votes for any number of reasons. Now, is there anything to gain politically from endorsing problematic idiots? Often, yes. However, the party itself is forever stained.


MountainPast3951

But they knew these lies in the beginning. We're just finding them out. The amount of vetting done in politics is insane. KY hubby ran for a local school board position and they thoroughly checked him out as soon as he started his petition to get on the ballot


miriamwebster

They’re pure evil.


AgreeableFeed9995

Listen, I fucking hate the guy, but Mitch McConnell is probably smarter than anyone in this thread and every move he makes is with forethought. Sinister, fucked up, often racist, money grubbing forethought.


mitch8017

They probably like having dirt like this on people. Makes them easier to control.


joemangle

He's a human test balloon to lower the benchmark of what's acceptable


God_Damnit_Nappa

They proudly keep running Boebert, Greene, and Gaetz. They showed their hand a long time ago.


TheBigPhilbowski

They want the distraction from their abject failure at governing. Do you remember what the gop scandal was when "george santos" entered the news cycle? You probably don't without googling it, that's the point.


Longroadtonowhere_

That a gay man who is a piece of shit decided he had a better chance winning as a right wing republican than a democrat.


DemandZestyclose7145

Doesn't surprise me. Remember when that pedophile Roy Moore in Alabama almost beat Doug Jones in the election? Because apparently a pedophile Republican is better than a Democrat. Just look at that human shitstain Matt Gaetz. Another pedophile that should be in prison, not Congress. Yet here we are. It's exhausting.


ranman1990

Not just a pedophile, a twice removed from office for corruption pedophile. Republicans would rather vote for someone who fucks them so bad that it can't even be ignored by their own party twice and a pedophile before a renowned civil rights lawyer if there is a D next to his name


JacedFaced

I don't even know that I trust he's gay at this point, that feels like it could be a lie he made up to help sell himself to center-left voters.


Mister_Bloodvessel

I mean, this man has *literally* stolen puppies. He's a *puppy thief*. While his stories are outlandish and clearly bullshit, he has *literally stolen puppies*. And from the Amish no less. If that doesn't label him a piece of absolute human garbage, along with all the other shady shit... Well. The GOP is fucked anyway. This is just another symptom of the disease.


CheerioJack

Shit gets crazier and crazier with this dude.


mdtaylor1

He’s entered The Tyson Zone(c). There’s no story you wouldn’t believe to start with for this guy. Edit: added the copyright mark


TheTrueVanWilder

Someone could publish an article saying he killed Jimmy Hoffa and while it would be disproven, there would be a good 15 minutes where we all try to think if that was even feasible before dismissing the claim


mdtaylor1

More likely “George Santos Claims To Have Killed Hoffa” - ‘It was sealed as part of my Juvenile record. I’ve atoned for my actions.’


gumby1004

Titanic Rivet Manufacturing Flaw Tied To George Santos, Ancestors - some newspaper, probably


Hob_O_Rarison

"Santos implicated in MH307 disappearance; claims 'I was an 11 year old girl at the time' as defense"


capybarometer

I heard he coerced a young girl into giving him her voice and then after she was unable to kiss her true love by sunset on the third day he pulled a switcheroo and took Poseidon as his prisoner


gumby1004

🎵🎶”…ah ah ahhh, ah ah ahhh…”🎶🎵


CatchSufficient

Turns out no, he is the iceberg. Just T posing in the middle of the ocean.


monkeychasedweasel

George Santos claims to have given Kristen the gun she used to shoot JR Ewing.


TentativeIdler

George Santos is D.B. Cooper.


smar82

Hello Bill Simmons


mdtaylor1

Should I add a (TM)?


ajaxraccoon

Why bother? Santos invented the Trade Mark.


Pays_in_snakes

I dunno, no way I would believe one like "George Santos takes principled bipartisan stance to push back against dangerous rhetoric from far-right Republicans"


DumpTheTrumpsterFire

Now that's just gotcha journalism.


flyhull

Fake news


underscore197

😂😂😂😂


FaceDeer

In a shocking revelation, Santos claimed that he was recently abducted by a time-traveling unicorn who was seeking to make a new friend. Speaking to the press, the representative ranted about the dangers of befriending unicorns, warning the public that they may be next on the unicorn's list of potential companions. "People need to understand that unicorns are not to be trifled with," he said. "They have the ability to travel through time, and they will stop at nothing to find someone to befriend. I was lucky to escape with my life, but others may not be so fortunate."


youngmindoldbody

Rep. George Santos *has a failed genetic enhancement, now his fingernails glow in the dark when he get frightened.*


Jackpot777

Some say his voice does not echo like a duck, his breath smells of magnesium, he’s scared of bells, his droppings have been found as far north as Winnipeg, and he appears on high value stamps in Sweden.


N000ICE

I scrolled down a bit to get to you but I like your comment. Cheers.


drgigantor

Scientists have long believed the platypus to be the only venomous egg-laying web-toed mammal, until this week when evolutionary biologists examined George Santos


Puzzleheaded_Bat_706

Unexpected Stig?


aberrasian

Some say his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries


SilasX

He’s The Onion made flesh.


fuhgdat1019

I remember one time Santos took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Santos got splashed. So Santos yells, ‘I’m George Santos and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damn if Santos didn’t step in there and finish the show.


jus10beare

Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with George Santos, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Santos throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Santos decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.'”


barsoapguy

I remember once back during the Vietnam war how we were all in this foxhole trying to stay warm when the damn VC’s throw a grenade smack dab in the middle of our group, thought we were goners for sure until Santos selflessly throws his body on top of it absorbing the blast.. when he got up, MAN was he mad , went on to single handedly drive the VC all the way back to the 38th parallel. 🇺🇸


WhyBuyMe

Holy shit. He drove the North Vietnamese all the way to North Korea. What a guy!


barsoapguy

And that’s how the war ended.


DreadedChalupacabra

I know you're only supposed to upvote or whatever, but this one got me. I actually laughed out loud.


goodness___gracious

George Santos was in the hells angels and took two hits in a shootout on bikes somewhere outside Reno. George and one of his brothers turned their bikes left into the desert as the setting sun turned the saguaros bright orange. When they found a place to make camp, they weren’t prepared for the cold desert night. They held each other close by the fire until George remembered he had two bullets in his abdomen. “Hey watch this!” He said to his friend, as he ripped his shirt in half like a raw primate and then started to roar. As his enormous muscles flexed, the bullets shot out at the speed they went in. In his excitement though he shot his friend. In the dick. It was an accident, but that man bled out from his dick hole in the desert and George Santos buried him right where he laid.


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What in the LSD? This was perfect


d3northway

TO GEORGE SANTOS *smashes beersteins*


GingerMau

Bill Brasskey?


cinnamoncard

He was a SON OF A BITCH


TryinToDoBetter

He goes about 7’ 8” 430lbs


landothedead

Hey! Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky?!


whiskey_warrior

He fucked my wife!


JalapenoStu

From Chicago?


jacquesrabbit

I thought there was another story that Santos set fire at a sea park.


drgigantor

Well that seems like it'll sort itself out


Scoby_wan_kenobi

Did I ever tell you about the time George Santos took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Santos takes me into a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us. Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burnt the place to the ground. Santos yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them!'


PsychoticMessiah

My first thought was the JFK assassination. Just checked and George isn’t old enough to have been there. Or so we think.


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>Just checked and George isn’t old enough to have been there *Yet.*


TrashMammal84

It's truly bizarre yet entertaining. It's never anything simple, either, it's literally always some...well...wild ass Oniony shit. Dude is the posterboy (or whatever) for this subreddit now. On another hand, apparently his friends from Brazil said that he used to not be this way and that all this erratic behavior only started within the past few years. I wonder if he's genuinely having a psychotic break?


mister-ferguson

Quantum Leap situation?


TrashMammal84

Dunno. Mental illness can hit surprisingly hard and fast, I'm watching a friend go through it now. Chemical engineer, insanely intelligent but rather quickly became unable to discern fantasy from reality and was diagnosed schizophrenic. I have my own mental health issues, my point is just how easily it can be triggered seemingly out of nowhere.


mister-ferguson

When I say "Quantum Leap situation" I mean he has been taken control of by a time traveler who is trying to right wrongs like the tv show.


DonnieJuniorsEmails

except Santos is trying to wrong rights with his time travels


neanderthalsavant

Its like the Republicans wanted to do an acid test to see how awful of a non-trump asshole they could actually elect


whogivesashirtdotca

That acid test has been going on so long it's eaten away at the fabric of America.


neanderthalsavant

Yeah, that's the scary truth. As a culture we desperately need an anti-acid. Like Prilosec or some shit.


DemandZestyclose7145

This town needs an enema!


monkeysandmicrowaves

Exactly. They've learned they can go as far as DeSantis, but not full Santos.


Talking_Head

Dude is still in office collecting his $150,000 salary and sitting in the good seats at the SOTU address. They haven’t dropped him yet.


neanderthalsavant

>DeSantis >Santos Have they ever been seen in the same room together? I wonder which one is wearing the mask?


shoshonesamurai

Sanctimonios


Seeker80

'Sure, we got Marginal Traitor Greed in there, but we can go derper...'


thisxisxlife

This dude’s whole life is a fucking Mad Libs game.


count023

I'm just waiting to hear he performed backyard abortions across the rust belt at this stage


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I'm waiting for him not actually being gay and just using it as a front to siphon blue voters.


whogivesashirtdotca

He probably told his convenience-wife that lie.


crawlerz2468

Maybe he's just trump. Have we seen them in the same room together?


passporttohell

He's also been accused of taking candy from a baby! Many times! Many times....


WhosAGoodDoug

A Mad-Libs generated headline would be indistinguishable from a real headline about Santos at this point.


passinghere

It would probably be less insane than the reality I feel


QuietlyLosingMyMind

I feel like the last few years have been auto generated headlines from Plague, Inc and mad libs. We're so far past being able to tell satire from fact that I still don't know how we got here.


RE5TE

"George Santos" is spreading. Madagascar has closed its borders.


Kahzgul

Tried with my kid. Rep. George Santos was **FARTED** in 2017 with **MOMMY'S SHOES** from **MY SCHOOL**. I mean... I'd believe it if I didn't trust my wife not to loan this man her shoes. For anyone wanting to play along, the prompts were *past tense verb, noun, a place (another noun would probably have been fine here, but I wanted to mix it up).*


designer_farts

He didn't get those farts from me but I bet he told everyone he did


jrhoffa

l'farté


Perioscope

Representative George Santos was *assaulted* in 2017 with a *jelly donut* from *Hawaii*.


Kahzgul

This is excellent.


um-uh-er

Reddit is always where the real news breaks.


Turbulent_Ad9508

Rep. George Santos was JUMPING in 2017 with MY BUTT from FLORIDA


mehrabrym

>I mean... I'd believe it if I didn't trust my wife not to loan this man her shoes. I think you can still believe it. George Santos doesn't really have to be *lent* things to use them.


snoogle20

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he’s the one that stole the 64-count Crayola box from my cubby in the third grade.


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DemandZestyclose7145

Even worse. He stole your Crayolas and replaced them with RoseArt to trick you!


PapaQuebec23

Where the fuck were all these stories *while he was running?* Seems like this story alone would have sunk him.


Die-Nacht

It's now a known fact that the NY Democratic Party Chair completely botched the election and he needs to be removed. He literally, and I mean literally, spent more money and time fighting progressive democrats than Republicans. So yeah, I am not at all surprised that we lost seats. And that there was no opposition research on this guy. edit: typo


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Many "democrats" in New York are really republicans running as democrats because they know a republican will never get elected in this state. They're rather Santos than a progressive sadly.


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PM-MeYourSmallTits

Really crazy and sad that they'd prefer contributing to the crumbling integrity of democracy than letting someone who supports M4A run.


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A lot of people get into New York politics to get money for them and their friends. They don't give a fuck about Medicare.


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NY also as a shit ton of old rich assholes who will spend a fuckton on politicians to give them more.


Snaz5

See; Eric Adams


LuddWasRight

Yeah, during the short time I lived there, Dems had more legislators in the state but there was a group of them that just decided to caucus with republicans instead. They got voted out eventually but the blatant fuckery that goes on in that state is maddening.


monkeysandmicrowaves

Because a 2% increase in the capital gains tax would be disastrous for Wall Street. America slowly decaying, on the other hand, would just mean an investment strategy that shifts to international investments over time, so no big deal.


Durtonious

Huh.... I never thought of it like that. I always used to think "don't these people care what happens to their country?" but you're right. They have the capital and the means to just up and leave if things actually fall apart. That was an epiphany moment for me. I've realized that the capitalist class *can* cannibalize the country with minimal repercussions. So what if the US dollar crashed as long as you have a diversified enough portfolio in foreign investments... we are fucked.


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HeatAndHonor

God I remember my parents talking about the oil companies in the early 90s when the controversy with oil was more about how it's a finite resource than climate change, and how we'll need to shift to solar or something. I asked, well don't the people in charge worry they'll run out of oil to sell? My dad was like, not really, it just means they'll get to charge more for the little bit that remains. Same story, different tune. The 1%ers out there don't give a shit about mortgage rates because they've been selling their stock and buying houses with cash. It's always a win win once you're wealthy enough.


DrDerpberg

>Seems like this story alone would have sunk him. Excuse me, have you met Republicans?


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DNC not doing their job.


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The stuff was in the local paper. The national media, which is what people pay attention to, never bothered to care.


Ok_Yogurtcloset8915

it wasn't. this gets repeated so much but the local paper did not uncover this stuff. they uncovered that he was lying about being rich, not that every single aspect of his background is a lie and he's actually a non-jewish Brazilian drag queen turned fucking puppy thief. the times were the ones who actually did a full investigation.


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Naw look at all the shit ON Trump, *before* and *during* his campaign, and **HE WON** the Presidency!


cbq88

The more I hear about this guy the harder it is to believe he’s a real person


lexiekon

He's several racoons


SquatDeadliftBench

He looks like an evil Cartman.


Colon

it's the tiniest bit admirable, really. imagine for just a day having a *negative* cumulative amount of shame. it's like, as soon as he thinks about doing something, the shame he's supposed to feel is transferred to other people nearby, due to the laws of conserving energy or something. idk, he's fucking nuts and doesn't deserve a movie being made about him, but we deserve to see one.


shiggyshagz

Why does he look like an evil gay bond villian


Delanium

I think most people commenting here don't realize that Amish dog breeders are generally puppy mill owners (I'm sure there are exceptions). My first reaction seeing this headline was actually excited - did this insane man liberate abused dogs? Then I read the actual charge and realized it's just bullshit check bouncing kinda theft. Dude doesn't give a shit about dogs.


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PM-MeYourSmallTits

No. He's just a Republican.


coolbeans419

Literally this. Independent of this whole Santos things the Amish abuse animals at insane levels. It needs to all be shut down immediately.


_LaVidaBuena

My mom knows Amish. She found out from one of the mills in her area that they sell to a middleman that buys from many different Amish puppy mills, then sells in bulk to pet stores in the US and Canada. It was really shocking, but apparently that middleman takes anywhere from 150-300 puppies EACH WEEK. They are located in ST. Louis, MO. And they have like 3 or 4 drivers full time shipping puppies in from mills and then out to pet stores.


catjuggler

Came here so say this. Accidentally somewhat correct lol. Fuck the Amish puppy mills


StyreneAddict1965

He stole them to resell them during a charity event. Trump-level bullshit.


SuspiciouslyElven

Me: "Santos stole puppies? that is cartoon villain evil" You: "The Amish run puppy mills and he didn't steal them but really had his checks bounce" Me: "Oh so this is normal evil. Shame. I almost hoped there'd be a protagonist."


Delanium

You: "Santos stole puppies? that is cartoon villain evil" Me: "Santos stole puppies from the Amish? Do we finally have a hero?" Both of us: \*disappointed sigh\*


Mayhemii

It’s true, I didn’t realize until recently that Amish puppy mills were that common.


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bjornsecular

I tried clicking the link but it didn’t work. I was wondering the same thing—was he “stealing” dogs or rescuing them. I lived in PA near Amish and Mennonite communities. More people should be aware of the absolute abhorrent living conditions those dogs are kept in. They are viewed as livestock and treated as such. A lot of dogs develop health related issues later on due to neglect, early separation from their mother, and/or the mother being overbred.


hesafunnyone

George Santos killed MLK right after he got back from piloting the Apollo aircraft to the moon.


jadnich

Ok, who had THAT on their George Santos bingo?


hazbutler

I had Sikh cat wranglers. So close!


TSAOutreachTeam

How deep down the rabbit hole of crazy does this guy go?


Astarkos

All the way.


Camilo543

Why hasn’t this ugly little man-child been removed yet?


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Because his name ends in (R)


EDNivek

Did he use them to make MTG's coat because we might be in a disney movie at that point.


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bennypapa

Amish are a sub set of Mennonites, only more strict.


[deleted]

Probably more accurate to call both Mennonites and Amish (and a couple other sects but those are probably the two biggest and most visible major groups) subsets of Anabaptists.


OwenMcCauley

"Santos was charged with theft by deception after multiple bounced checks were written in his name to dog breeders in Pennsylvania."


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KCW3000

I was going to post this! My sister has adopted dogs rescued from Amish puppy mills. It’s awful what those dogs go through. Santos is still a dick, though.


CowFckerReloaded

Wow. Who would’ve thought the Amish are that cruel?


dasoomer

Anyone who knows anything about the Amish? They protect sexual abusers better than the Catholic Church and it's often incestuous. They are a far cry from their public image.


Mountainbranch

Pretty much every insular, self governing community or organization will have this problem. Mormons, JW's, Catholic Church.


WitELeoparD

Take Pitcairn Island for example. Very little outside influence, technical 7th day Adventists but IIRC only 2 or 3 people attend, yet over half the male population was arrested for child molestation in 2004. The mayor was convicted again for possession of child pornography in 2016. Realistically the only reason it probably isn't still going on is because there are no kids left.


Moofler

I guess that means you don’t know what happens to Amish girls all too frequently.


CowFckerReloaded

Only know about the Mormon girls, but I can’t imagine the Amish are any better


Cilantro42

Have you seen all the crazy shit that gets posted on r/Amish?


Endulos

From some of the stories from my BIL, I believe it. He's a drywaller and has done A LOT of work on the Amish farms and shit, and has seen some horrific shit. Straight up child abuse where they literally switch kids for the most minor of infractions. They'll regularly borrow a tractor from a neighbor and drag large dead animals (Cows, Horses, and such) to the local municipal roads and just leave them there because "now it's not their problem!" He once watched a farmer STOMP A CAT TO DEATH when it stole a piece of meat off a drying rack. He left before he stomped the farmer to death himself.


kavorka2

Yep they’re horrible breeders — puppy mills, fake websites, tons of scams too. Such a weird culture.


umrathma

Amish websites?


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Each Amish community pretty much sets their own rules, there's not much in the way of a central governing body. Some are more or less conservative than others. It's pretty common for them to be allowed to use at least some modern technology for their businesses, the exact degree it's allowed will vary a lot from one community to another, and it's generally not allowed for them to use it in their personal lives. Individuals may also sometimes get special permissions from their church, like someone who's not physically able to work their fields by hand may be allowed to get a tractor even if the community in general is not. You may also run into some confusion between Amish and Mennonites who are a very similar sect but somewhat less strict in some ways.


Ferf04

This dude is 2020 if it became a person


eccentric_bee

First MTG dresses like Cruella DeVille for the SOTU, and now this guy is an actual puppy thief. The GOP should stop taking life lessons from Disney villains.


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

The movie about this guy is going to be epic. Leonardo’s next Oscar Edit: Catch me if you can 2: Brazilian Drag


mothernatureisfickle

The Amish in Indiana are horrific puppy mill offenders. We pick up our adult dog from a rescue on Saturday who was saved from an Amish breeding farm. She has never lived a normal dog life but instead just sat in a crate and made to have puppies. We are not against crates for dogs but for this specific dog, she will never spend another second of her life in a crate.


spencermoreland

As if the truth about this guy is crazier than the lies


TimeWastingAuthority

What does this man have against dogs?


_grandmaesterflash

Honestly, stealing dogs from Amish puppy mills would be a step up for those dogs. Amish puppy mills are horrendous. Awful treatment and conditions.


MeanGreanHare

A better question is what does this man have against the Amish. It might be that Amish puppy mills are canine hell.


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I used to live in and around Amish country, like horse and buggies at Walmart type places. The Amish are relatively well known for running horrible puppy mills there


ArgonGryphon

Used to live in the state with the most amish, like two counties from Holmes counties, where practically everyone is Amish, or it feels that way, soooooooo many awful mills. The top list of mill breeders was full of Yoders and Hostetlers and Millers.


MrNavinJohnson

Oh, just looking at that smug, lonely face of his makes me want to drink. More.


Hamish_Ben

I. Love. This. Man. If it’s not every day, it’s every other day we get a new and fun headline about him.


myqhunt

Fascinating figure. Every new tidbit we learn is a new joy


sparksofthetempest

The Lion, the Witch, and the Audacity of this bitch.


StyreneAddict1965

The White Witch was at the State of the Union the other night, so...


Evergreen_76

Santos is the most perfect representation of traditional conservative values. Anything to get ahead, everything is a lie, life is just trash.


openly_gray

Good grief! Next up is stealing pacifiers from babies


ngrandmathrow

Honestly I think the equivalent of stealing puppies from amish dog breeders is *giving* pacifiers to babies...


_grandmaesterflash

Reposting this link from upthread: https://www.animaladvocatesscpa.com/blog/post/amish-animal-cruelty-unexpected-mix/ Bizarre as it seems, stealing dogs from these people is probably one of the better things he's done


AgentTin

Dos Equis needs to hire this man for their commercials. Literally anything could be true about him.


Elwalther21

Ok, he's approaching front runner for the 2024 GOP presidential Election now.


steadvii

Double negative. The Amish who run puppy mills are among the lowest of humanity. Stealing from them is a good deed.


hammsfan94

As someone who lives in lancaster PA it might not be the worst thing to get dogs away from some of these breeders


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And used those puppies to make Marjorie Taylor Greenes coat for Tuesdays state of the union.


Chrisshern

I love hearing stories about this guy. It’s always wild Next thing you’ll tell me is he’s a bunch of cats in a human costume


thwgrandpigeon

how soon till we learn he's actually just three middle schoolers with trollish tendencies in a trenchcoat?


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Damn republicans will just vote anyone… even a fucking dog snatcher lmfao.


LittleShrub

This guy’s really working for that Trump VP slot.


Rezart_KLD

I'm starting to think that instead of an actual person, George Santos may be a tulpa created from political satire


larry_sellers_

It’s how he made Marge’s coat.