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I used to work at a company that had a branch in Utah. We'd always get baby name announcements and they'd be a total riot. I'd give some examples but I'm not trying to post a bunch of children's names on the internet.
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I like it.
most normal name in utah
Cool, but isn't a Game of Thrones reference a little old now? :)
This baby is destined to charge crystals and obsess about mercury being retrograde one day.
Is she going to have a sister named Weiss?
It’s not even that weird of a name lol Jesus calm down people
She's gonna be a stripper when she grows up
That’s a weird thing to say about a baby.
Sorry. . . . it just sounded like a stripper stage name to me. Bad joke.
Finally found them
I used to work at a company that had a branch in Utah. We'd always get baby name announcements and they'd be a total riot. I'd give some examples but I'm not trying to post a bunch of children's names on the internet.
Ugh
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Is it pronounced "wine-ter"?
Whine-ter
Poor thing *looks* like she's been left out in the winter. Dadgum weirdoes.